absurd life

Chapter 34: The First Time of Happiness

The dawn in winter is much later than usual, it is already 7 o'clock in the morning, but it is still dark outside the window.

"Hurry up and pack it up, I have to catch the train!" I was sitting on the bed rubbing my sleepy eyes, when Ouyang Ze's shaking like a violent storm made me dizzy.

This kid is really working hard, and it's not going back to his home, why is he so excited?

"Go away!" I reached out and punched him in the chest, and my two eyelids were still glued together without waking up from his attack just now.

"Oh, are you happy to visit your father-in-law and mother-in-law for the first time?" Ouyang Ze still looked excited, as if he was going to collect money from "father-in-law and mother-in-law"...

How can it be as simple as he thinks... It will definitely not be smooth sailing... Maybe my parents will pour a basin of cold water on him... Cold water is still good, and he is lucky enough not to pour sulfuric acid!

"Hurry up, we will soon miss the train!" Ouyang Ze still didn't let me go, and was still getting tired of me.

"I haven't booked a ticket. Besides, I really can't go by plane."

"No, I haven't taken a Chinese train before, let's try it." Ouyang Ze smiled innocently like a child, it seems that the domestic train is like a high-end product that he has never seen before...

"You should regret it when you sit on it..." I shook my head helplessly and started to get dressed...

There are so many people in the waiting hall... It's not a holiday, nor is it Chinese New Year, why are there so many people at this time...

Looking at the black heads in front of the ticket window, I feel helpless... Oh my God... How long will it take to squeeze in... Maybe the tickets will be sold out by the time I squeeze in...

Seeing my frowning, Ouyang Ze felt relaxed, "Oh, look at how lively this is, just smile~" He reached out and squeezed my face as he spoke.

"Hot p! Buying tickets doesn't care if you're hot or not. If you're so excited here, people should have bought the tickets! Go buy the tickets!" I took the luggage he was carrying in his hand, not light or heavy. He got spanked on the ass.

"This train is gone, you can buy another one. It's okay~ just wait." Ouyang Ze still said leisurely.

Facing this idiot in front of me, I am speechless... Has he really never made a train?Return the next one?Where's the next one?It's nice to have one!

"The next one? When the next one comes, you won't see your father-in-law and mother-in-law today..." I imitated his tone and said like a spider spinning silk.

"real or fake…"

"What do you say?"

"Damn! You should have said it earlier!" As he spoke, Ouyang Ze rushed towards the ticket gate like Liu Xiang possessed him.

Say it earlier?Didn't I say it earlier?what a...idiot...

Ouyang Ze is relatively tall, and at this time the height advantage is highlighted. In the crowd, I can easily see Ouyang Ze "struggling" in the crowd.Usually seeing Ouyang Ze's polite appearance, he never expected that he could show that kind of vigor of a rascal in such a noisy environment.

Although the distance is not too close, I can still see Ouyang Ze pushing away one person after another in front of him, and occasionally I can hear one or two roars of Ouyang Ze from the chaotic noise...

Alas... a rabbit in a hurry can really bite people...

Ouyang Ze's efficiency in "doing things" was really not ordinary. It didn't take long for him to walk through the crowd and stand in front of me again, with two slightly wrinkled train tickets in his hand.

"Are train tickets still divided into station tickets and seat tickets?" He waved the two train tickets in front of me.

"nonsense…"

"Standing tickets or seated tickets?"

"What do you say?"

"Take a seat..."

"Knowing that you still ask me!" Hearing the idiotic question he asked, I was too lazy to answer him... lest the passers-by around me think I was talking to a mentally handicapped child...

"Uh... I don't have a seat ticket... so I bought a standing ticket... Are you okay?" Ouyang Ze looked at me with a guilty expression while holding the two tickets in his hand.

"It's okay, as long as you have a ticket." After all, it's not his fault that he couldn't get a ticket. He really did his best to get a ticket. I can't blame him, can I?

After waiting for a long time in such a "lively" waiting hall, it was time to get on the bus...

The process of getting on the car is even more tiring than a pregnant woman giving birth... I finally took one step, but I was squeezed down by the crowd just as I was about to take another step... Finally, relying on Ouyang Ze's superhuman "perseverance" to keep going again and again Pushing me forward one time at a time, I stepped onto the train...

The scene inside the carriage is no better than the outside... In the cold carriage, puffs of breath are constantly rising from various small corners... Oh my God... Am I in the train?It is clearly a steamer!

Ouyang Ze looked at the situation with the same curiosity on his face, and even a little bit more excitement. "Look! How lively! This road will not be boring~"

Looking at his face, I really can't help but smile...Yeah...This journey really won't be boring...Whether it will be safe or not is a question...

"This kid is so cute, how old is it?"

"Two years old, good boy, call me uncle."

"Oh, it's so cute."

Even though he was standing in the crowded aisle, Ouyang Ze still did not forget to chat with the women who were sitting, and even teased the little baby in the women's arms from time to time.

It can be seen that he likes children very much, but it is a pity... I will never give birth to him a child that belongs to only the two of us in this life...

"Come to Ruirui, come and see this kid~" After saying that, Ouyang Ze took my hand.

"This is your brother, right?" The woman smiled kindly at Ouyang Ze when she saw me.

Ouyang Ze turned his head and looked at me with a smile, and immediately put his arms around my shoulders. "Yes, we are brothers!"

"Hehe, you two brothers have such a good relationship! You are both so handsome." The woman also laughed.

"Well, yes, it's good like conjoined twins. But it's long..." Ouyang Ze paused and continued, "Of course I'm more handsome than him~"

Seeing Ouyang Ze's proud look, I want to give him a big mouth...Why do you say he is more handsome than me?Is he as handsome as me!Well...it is more handsome than me...but you can't die if you lie...

"But, he's still not as handsome as this handsome guy~" Ouyang Ze changed the subject and then turned to that kid.

The two-year-old baby looks really cute, babbling in a non-human language, stroking his chubby little hand back and forth on Ouyang Ze's thick big hand, looking really like a father and son...

"Do you like children very much?"

"Well, yes~ how cute~" Ouyang Ze was still concentrating on teasing the child.

"Do you want to have a baby too?"

"If possible... of course~"

Looking at the sunny smile on Ouyang Ze's face... I was speechless... Will we have children in the future?