Actually I'm an Author [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 112

It was a rare embarrassing moment in a lifetime.

My embarrassed eyes are on my free hands (speaking of my dagger?? Oh! It's in Fanny's hand...wait how did it get into Fanny's hand? Forget it, don't care about these details, it's not important !), Fanny's face, and Xiao Lin's face wandering back and forth.Not far away, the swordsman and female mage, who had clearly entered a fighting state, gave me a splitting headache.

How can this end?

It was Fanny, one of the parties, who broke the thick and awkward atmosphere.She looked at my cheap dagger with disdain, and said briskly: "You are obviously a shiny elf, but you choose to be an assassin. You are really an interesting guy."

I laughed a few times and took it as an answer.Of course I know it's stupid to do this, but how can I not look stupid at this time?Don't I have a huge golden word "stupid" floating in the wind above my head?If it were on the earth, I am quite sure that there will be a reporter standing in front of the prison fence and handing me a microphone afterwards to interview this "professional stupid kidnapper in history". Of course, professional refers to stupidity.

But when I did it, I never thought that I would die because of my lack of thick skin! !

It just sucks.I barely managed to stabilize my mind, and fixed my wandering gaze back to Fanny's body, to be more precise, her elbow.This girl is definitely not a good person, and I have no doubts how having more than a hundred thoughts in her head now is killing me badly.And the easiest and quickest way is to kick me off her precious mount, and then let her other little babies swarm up - within 1 minute, the battle should be over.

I blinked in despair, trying to shake off the cold sweat hanging from my eyelashes.But in the blink of an eye, something unexpected happened!

"What are you doing!!"

I covered my ears in horror and screamed loudly.Fanny's surprise made me almost jump off the deer's back.But I managed to control my overly intense emotions, and in the end I just took a few steps back.And when I was moving, the Yunlu under my feet shook uncomfortably, which made me almost fall.

"Be careful, don't fall down. Well, you're overreacting, right? Don't be so stingy, it doesn't matter if you let me touch it! I haven't seen a real elf yet!" Fanny pouted, He glanced at me provocatively, then put that nonsensical hand to his mouth and touched it.

Uh!

My face suddenly became hot.The place on the ear that Fanny touched just now seems to have swelled several times, becoming extremely sensitive and hot, I can even hear the blood vessels chug.My throat is also terribly dry, as if it was born just to allow me to swallow saliva, but not to speak.I opened my mouth and closed it, opened it and closed it again.After repeating this for a while, I managed to find the vocal cord that temporarily ran away from home.

"There are a lot of people who have never seen elves. Others, others are not like you. They just use their hands and feet when they come up!"

"Eh?" Fanny twirled my dagger nimbly, and smiled inexplicably. "Is it appropriate for you to say this? Who are we two who come up to do things? You just pulled me into your arms! Here, like this!"

As she said that, Fanny rushed forward with a look of excitement.I couldn't avoid it and let her hug me firmly.Her two slender arms clasped me tightly like iron hoops, and the dagger that I had carefully polished was pressed against my throat.

Oh, Murphy's Law!I'd better stop thinking "could it be any worse?"

"Be good, be good, let me touch it! I have wanted an elf since I was five years old, and now you bring it up yourself, I will not let it go! Although your color is not my thing, but consider It is indeed rare, so I can make do with it. How about it? Do you want to add it to my collection? I promise, I will give you the same treatment as Da Baibai."

【Well, in fact, if it is an elf, it is not impossible to consider being more generous than Dabaibai.But I have to have a bottom line~]

Fanny's face turned suspiciously pink, her blue eyes looked at me eagerly, and her hand that didn't hold the dagger pinched the tip of my ear recklessly.The elf's oversensitive ears faithfully convey the body temperature of another person, and the inner alarm triggered by this is so loud that it makes me want to collapse.

Even if I want to lose face, I can't lose face like being played hooligan by my sister!To be a human being is to do what you do and love what you do. I think I have probably become obsessed with the special profession of kidnapper!

While I was trying to convey the intention of "stay away from me" to Fanny with my eyes, I was counting the seconds to the gray skill bar in my heart.Right away, there are three, two, one!

I just felt a chill on my neck, and then Fanny's neck appeared in my sight.I'll have to have a little more work ethic this time!Thinking of this, I beautifully received a blunt blow after the backstab.

Great, the scene has successfully returned to 5 minutes ago, and now Xiao Lin can continue to speak his lines.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and stuck one hand out of Fanny's neck, and then helped her sit down on her buttocks.Yunlu turned his head and looked at me, his light gray eyes were full of affection.

"Be quiet, little guy." I wiped the sweat with my free hand, "I want to borrow your friend. Don't throw me off, or she will get hurt too."

I tried to be more vicious, but no one could say cruel words to such a gentle animal.At least, I can't do it until it speaks.

"Your neck is bleeding." Yunlu said softly, "You'd better stop the bleeding first."

Xiao Lin turned around in response, the heat in his eyes made me feel that he was trying to stop the bleeding with his eyes.His lips trembled violently twice, but in the end he only scolded me in his heart.But since I can hear it, it's actually not too different from just yelling.

"We're even now," said Wendy suddenly, and he dropped his hand from the bow.Before that, he had been holding up that expensive bow to brace Xiao Lin's giant sword.That was a lot of hard work, and for an archer who also focused on agility, he was probably reaching his limit.

"We're here to compete, not to kill people. Since I said I would admit defeat before, I won't go back on it now. Ask your partner to let Fanny go, so he can also stop the bleeding. You know, if we keep stalemate like this ..."

"It's okay to stand still." I couldn't help interjecting: "According to the amount of bleeding, I can last at least an hour!"

"That's enough, shut up!" Xiao Lin growled in a low voice.Although he didn't turn around to look at me, I can basically imagine the fierce expression on his face.Really, this is the time to—uh! !

The sharp blade was like a tiny bolt of lightning, it was fast and sharp, and it was so close.It's almost impossible to dodge, so my arms meet before my mind can settle on a viable solution.And with a soft "click", the dagger got stuck in my forearm.

"How long can you last?" Fanny raised her pale face and glared at me. "I hate breaking things I love, but I don't mind breaking them if it slips out of my grasp. Elf, I will do what I say."

"I have a name, miss." I frowned and tightened my hand on her neck a little.Although I'm sure I won't really strangle her, but at least let her give up pulling the dagger stuck in my muscle.That was... so fucking painful.

"Also, I'm not anyone's property. I'm just different from you in appearance, which doesn't mean I'm in the same class as your little ones. I don't want to be your 'favorite' , I just want to borrow your collection."

As I spoke, I tried my best to overcome the psychological barrier and began to look down her neckline.Uh, although it's not that I haven't imagined it, it's really too much to do this, right?See no evil, see no evil, I am a man with a family, yes!And why is the necklace so long!The pendant... sank in.Wow this... it's just... that, this...

I was so embarrassed that I felt like my eyeballs were going to melt!But Fanny obviously couldn't be more comfortable than me. She could still stare at me fiercely at first, but as my gaze continued to deepen, her eye sockets began to turn red.

God!I know it sucks but why would you use such a long necklace for such a small pendant!I...how do I get this? ?

I swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva with difficulty, and moved my head slightly towards the neckline.The neckline of Fanny's summoner robe was not low at all, and it was really difficult to see the pendant clearly.After all its location... hey, I just said it!This guy Xiao Lin came up with all kinds of bad ideas, didn't he follow the procedure to pick up girls...

Uh……?

"I, I, I apologize, I didn't mean it! You, you know that I lose blood a little faster and feel dizzy, and, and..."

And the following words were drowned in Fanny's roar.And accompanied by that word that I didn't understand at all, Yunlu, who has always been docile like a toy puppet, threw us both down.

Die, die, die! !The moment I landed, my eyes widened in pain.God, my ass and back seem to disappear from my body, and my face gets double, quadruple senses.

I almost wanted to scream, but I couldn't.I twisted my body, trying to get my head away from under Fanny's breasts.In order to prevent her from falling into a bad situation, I bravely made a human flesh mat.But no matter how sincere my heart is, I can't stop this wrong landing posture.I just accidentally rubbed against her chest just now, and she looked like she was going to kill me.Now my whole face was buried in it, and I was too lazy to make up for the consequences.

When writing novels in the future, please, please, please write those key props in a larger size! ! !

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