After Marrying the School Grass

Chapter 13

The two got a little closer, and Jian Ran smelled the faint smell of laundry detergent on Ren Qinglin's body again.

It smells good, but it can't extinguish the burning anger in Jian Ran's heart!

"Why..." Jian Ran gritted her teeth, "I fucking want to smash your dog's head right now!"

Ren Qinglin lowered his head, and put his head in front of Jian Ran, "Senior, be gentle, I'm afraid of pain."

Hey, it's better now, he can even smell the smell of Ren Qinglin's shampoo.

Jian Ran remained motionless, "You know you're wrong?"

"Well, I was wrong."

"Then where did you go wrong?"

As soon as Jian Ran finished asking, she felt something was wrong.Isn't his words the standard sentence pattern for girls when they ask their boyfriends to admit their mistakes?

Ren Qinglin suppressed a smile, and conducted a self-examination with a serious expression: "I should make it clear to the senior that today is dinner; I should let the senior sleep comfortably, instead of abducting the senior to the Come home."

"Also," Jian Ran added angrily, "You shouldn't have made me wear the ring so early!"

After finishing speaking, Jian Ran was taken aback again.

Damn, he was surrounded by Ren Qinglin again!

Toxic, toxic, toxic!

"Senior hit me, I won't fight back."

Jian Ran pushed Ren Qinglin's head aside, and said with disgust: "Get out, don't hit me."

Ren Qinglin asked: "Then what do seniors want to eat?"

Now is the time to discuss what to eat? !

Jian Ran said coldly: "I, Jian Ran, will starve to death. If I jump from here, I won't eat anything from you!"

Ren Qinglin: "...Poof."

???

Ren Qinglin still has a face to smile? ? ?

Jian Ran: "I'm leaving, goodbye."

Sensing that Jian Ran was really angry, Ren Qinglin suppressed her smile and put on a serious expression that she should have in front of her friend's bed. "Senior, don't go back. My house is quite far from the school, and there is still traffic jam on the road."

"I take the subway."

Ren Qinglin continued to work hard, "There are so many people on the subway, it takes half an hour to line up."

Jian Ran sneered: "I don't mind."

"It's not long before dinner time. The senior has to come back after he goes back. How troublesome."

This makes sense, he still has to eat dinner with Ren's family, and running back and forth is too tiring.

But it's not all Ren Qinglin's fault!

"If the seniors feel that the time is too difficult, we can watch movies or play games, and the afternoon will pass quickly."

Jian Ran's face loosened, and she said coldly: "There will be no next time."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Okay."

"That's called takeaway." Jian Ran paused, then added: "You call, I'll transfer the money to you."

"Okay, how about eating hot pot?"

The takeaway is Haidilao. Although you can’t enjoy the service of Haidilao, the taste is not much different from that in the store, and the price is also very impressive. Two people eat [-], and the delivery fee is only [-].

After eating hot pot, the room smelled of hot pot. Ren Qinglin cleared the dining table, opened the doors and windows for ventilation, and stood on the balcony, he could still see a corner of the Forbidden City.

"Where's your nanny?" Jian Ran asked.

Ren Qinglin packed up all the rubbish, "I'm going back for the holidays. Let's eat outside tonight." Seeing that Jian Ran was about to lose his temper again, Ren Qinglin hurriedly added: "It's nearby, 10 minutes' drive away."

Jian Ran: "... I don't understand what you want to bring me to your house."

Ren Qinglin showed a harmless smile to humans and animals, "I just want to let the senior recognize me, there is no other meaning."

"Say it as if I'll come here often."

Jian Ran took a look around, the Ren's house was not too big, it was decorated in a new Chinese style, with four bedrooms and two halls plus a nanny's room and a cloakroom, the area was only half of Jian's house.But Jane also knows that there is a certain gap between Guangzhou's housing prices and Beijing's.

"Would you like to come into my room?" Ren Qinglin asked.

Jian Ran said dispensable: "All right."

The style of Ren Qinglin's room is quite different from that of the whole house. It is mainly off-white, simple and cold, the sheets are all pure gray, and there is a sandbag hanging from the ceiling.Jian Ran imagined the sandbag as Ren Qinglin, and when she punched it, she instantly felt much better.

There is also a storage room in the bedroom. Jian Ran was about to open the door when Ren Qinglin suddenly grabbed his wrist, "What would you like to drink, senior?"

Jian Ran was taken aback, "Let's have a Coke."

"Do you want ice?"

"want."

Ren Qinglin turned around to get him a Coke, and Jian Ran also walked away from the door of the storage room.

Many boys of their age have a hobby of collecting.Jian Ran's storage room is full of Marvel and Japanese anime products. I don't know what Ren Qinglin will collect, but if I don't let myself see it, is it something shameful?

Ren Qinglin came back with two glasses of iced coke, and found that Jian Ran was looking at him very delicately, and smiled slightly, "What's wrong?"

Forget it, or don't ask, in case it's really a female/star photobook or something, both of them will be embarrassed.

Jian Ran took the Coke, took a big sip, and let out a sigh of satisfaction, "It's cool!"

"What game do you want to play, senior?"

Jane asked back: "What kind of game do you have?"

"The common games on PS4, Xbox, and Switch are all available, and the games are all on the bookshelf. If you want to play on the PC," Ren Qinglin pointed to the computer next to the desk, "you can also."

Jian Ran glanced at Ren Qinglin's games, and there were almost as many games as his.Ren Qinglin doesn't look like an otaku at all, but I didn't expect him to be a game fan.

Jian Ran picked up a few games casually, and found that the packaging on them had not been removed, she couldn't help being surprised and said: "Didn't you play even after you bought it?"

Ren Qinglin leaned on the desk and looked at him, "I don't have much time. Seniors, choose one to play with, and I'll take a shower."

Jian Ran was puzzled, "What kind of bath do you take in broad daylight, and you're not sweating?"

"I smell hot pot all over my body, I'm not very comfortable."

Hearing this, Jian Ran lowered her head and sniffed her clothes. It really smelled like sea fishing, and there were some oil stains on his white collar.

Obviously, he couldn't meet Ren Qinglin's parents like this.

So why did Ren Qinglin order Haidilao's takeaway, and he actually agreed? !

"I... I'll take a bath too."

"Sure," Ren Qinglin said in a natural tone, "Would you like to take off your clothes by the way, and I'll wash and dry them for you, and you'll be fine in two hours."

Jian Ran: "Then what should I wear for these two hours?"

Ren Qinglin: "If senior doesn't mind, you can wear my clothes."

Jian Ran agreed without thinking.It's normal for boys to wear different clothes for each other. He often did this when he lived in Shen Zixiao's house.

Ren Qinglin opened the closet, "What do you want to wear, senior?"

"Simple and comfortable."

"Well, do you want underwear?"

"...Go away!"

Ten minutes later, Jian Ran came out of the bathroom of the room. Ren Qinglin's white T-shirt was suddenly turned into a short skirt by him. Fortunately, he was still wearing pants, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to see people.

Once again, Jian Ran realized the height gap between him and Ren Qinglin, and couldn't help asking: "Ren Qinglin, how tall are you?"

Ren Qinglin glanced at the boy's collarbone covered with water, "1.8 meters eight."

Jian Ran: "Naked height?"

"Ah."

"..." No more, no less, exactly ten centimeters.

Regional differences, regional differences!

Ren Qinglin also just took a shower in the master bathroom, and both of them smelled of the same shower gel. "I'll get you a hair dryer."

"No need." Jian Ran shook her hair, "Just wait for it to dry naturally."

"It's not summer now, so you'll catch a cold." Ren Qinglin coaxed Jian Ran, "Senior, let's blow it up, it only takes 5 minutes."

Jian Ran took the hair dryer and muttered, "Why are you as verbose as my mother?"

The dinner is set at six o'clock in the evening, and there are still a few hours to kill, so Jian Ran chooses a game.It should be a little more casual, not too hardcore, it is best to play with two people.

"Yes!" Jian Ran pulled out a game box, "It's you!"

Ren Qinglin looked at the cover of the game box, ""OverCooked"?"

"Yes, but everyone calls it the 'breakup kitchen.'"

Ren Qinglin bought too many games at once, and he didn't look at most of them carefully. This is the first time he heard of this game. "Why is it called 'Break Up Kitchen'?"

Jian Ran couldn't believe it, "You don't know? Aren't you a game fan?"

"...not very confused."

"Then why do you buy so many games?"

Ren Qinglin was at a loss for words for a moment, and didn't know what reason to find to prevaricate.Fortunately, Jane didn't ask further.

"Because many couples will break up after playing this game, it is also called 'Breakup Kitchen'. I played with Shen Zixiao all afternoon during the summer vacation. He almost strangled me to death, and I almost smothered him with a pillow..." Jian Ran inserted the game card into the switch, and handed Ren Qinglin a handle, "Come on, let's try."

Ren Qinglin said with a smile: "After playing, if senior wants to divorce me, the game will have to be renamed 'Divorce Kitchen'."

After only playing three games, Ren Qinglin deeply understood why couples break up after playing this game.

The game format is very simple, two people operate two chefs respectively, cook food according to the order, and then deliver the food to the guests for enjoyment.Cooking food requires a series of operations such as cutting, stewing, boiling, and roasting, and each step must be done in order. After the guests have finished eating, they have to collect the plates and wash the dishes.

It was okay at the beginning, they were able to complete the orders cooperatively, but once there were more customers, they started to panic.

Jian Ran: "I want a carrot, have you cut it yet?!"

Ren Qinglin: "I'm still cooking noodles."

Jian Ran: "Go and chop the carrots first, or there will be no time!"

Ren Qinglin: "Senior, where are the plates? We have no plates."

Jian Ran: "Damn it! I forgot to wash it, I'm going to wash it now!"

Ren Qinglin: "But your cake is going to be battered."

Jian Ran: "Nimma, it's all your fault for asking me to wash some dishes!"

……

After half an hour at a checkpoint, Jian Ran's expression was unprecedentedly dignified, "It won't work like this, we have to divide and cooperate. Ren Qinglin, you are responsible for cutting, serving, and washing dishes, and leave the rest to me, understand?"

Ren Qinglin nodded seriously, "Understood."

Facts have proved that this trick is useless. Jian Ran couldn't help but ask Ren Qinglin to help him when it was too late.

In the end, Ren Qinglin, who was always good-tempered, couldn't bear it anymore, "I'm not in charge of cooking, senior, don't let me do it!"

Jian Ran instantly frowned, "Will you lose any hair if you cook it for me? I even washed a bowl for you just now!"

Ren Qinglin took a deep breath.

"Break Up Kitchen" really deserves its reputation.

Before Jian Ran could run away completely, Ren Qinglin put down the handle, closed his eyes, and said, "Senior, let's rest for a while."

Jian Ran stared at the screen, "No, if I can't pass this, my mother's surname will not be Jane anymore!"

Ren Qinglin: "..." Why did he agree to play "Break Up Kitchen" with Jian Ran, play Mario together, isn't it good to watch movies?

The two tried for another half an hour, and finally passed the checkpoint.Ren Qinglin looked at the time, it was fine, and it was time to go to the hotel.

What a crime this afternoon.Fortunately, Jian Ran seemed to have forgotten about the ring, and never took it off.

This is one of the few gains.

Jian Ran was so angry that she didn't have a good look at Ren Qinglin.Ren Qinglin was angry and funny, and he was not in the mood to coax the senior for the time being.

Jian Ran changed into the baked clothes, carried a gift, and went out with Ren Qinglin.Along the way, neither of them spoke. It was not until Ren Qinglin parked the car that Jian Ran asked, "Apart from your parents, is there anyone else at night?"

"No," Ren Qinglin said, "it's just the four of us."

Jane was slightly relieved.

The restaurant that Ren's family ordered was a Cantonese restaurant, and the boxes were decorated in an antique style, which was quite stylish.When they arrived, Ren's father and mother hadn't arrived yet. Ren Qinglin called and was told that the road was a bit congested and it would take about ten minutes. Ren's mother asked Ren Qinglin to apologize to Jian Ran on their behalf.

In order to relieve the tension in her heart, Jian Ran swiped her Moments with her mobile phone. Just as she liked the photo of Ji Yuanxi and his girlfriend, the news of the "Insatiable Group" broke out.

Shen Zixiao: [Picture]

Shen Zixiao: Help!I asked the goddess to watch a movie, and the goddess said that there are no good movies recently, how should I reply!

Ke Yan: Then wait until there is something good to see?

Lao Ji: Yan Yan, hurry up and study, and don't meddle in the affairs of adults.

Ke Yan: [Okay, I'm out.jpg]

Old Ji: Ask her what she likes to watch, then say you like to watch it too, talk to her more, and finally ask her out for dinner.

Shen Zixiao: @见然, what do you think?

Jian Ran thought to herself, how do I know, I have never been in love.

He looked up at Ren Qinglin who was sitting beside him.

Ren Qinglin is so good at it, he will definitely answer this question.

"Hey, let me ask you something."

"Say."

Jian Ran showed the group chat records to Ren Qinglin, "It's you, what would you do?"

Ren Qinglin thought for a while and said, "Buy two movie tickets directly, tell her that the tickets are already bought, and people are downstairs in her dormitory. If she doesn't come, the tickets will be wasted."

Jane was stunned, "Is this useful?"

"If the girl agrees, it proves that she doesn't completely reject your roommate. If your roommate works hard, you may have a chance; if she doesn't agree, you'd better persuade your roommate to give up as soon as possible."

"...Yes, or you will." Jane said while typing, "You are so proficient, you must have done this kind of thing before, right?"

Ren Qinglin poured a cup of tea for Jian Ran, bent her lips and smiled, "No, I just started doing it recently."