Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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But then I thought that since today was the last day anyway, in just over half an hour, these precious world-class items would just become useless data.

Furthermore, anticipating the idea of ​​handing the treasure over to Albedo's companions, Ainz Ooal Gown did nothing more than that.

"However, the model design is really exquisite. What kind of character does the Jade Record intend to portray her as?"

Driven by curiosity, the flying squirrel opened the control interface and began browsing Albedo's detailed settings.

wow——

The dense text information poured out like a flood, making Feishu feel as if he had accidentally clicked on something like the game's security agreement, and he instantly lost interest in reading.

Fortunately, each setting has a title, so I simply dragged the progress bar to the last character setting.

"...Hmm, from her appearance, she's a perfect beauty...by the way, she's also a bitch."

"Um……"

"what?"

Looking at the last line of text that seemed like a joke, Momonga couldn't help but let out a long string of question marks.

This sense of incongruity was like seeing unofficial accounts of the Three Kingdoms for the first time on a forum, giving him a feeling of his worldview being shattered.

"Bitch...you mean the 'bitch' in swearing, right?...Why would they add this kind of character description!?"

"There must be a deeper meaning behind the setting of Jade Record Sang..."

Momonga said he didn't understand this concept, but he was very impressed.

However, considering that the Jade Record itself seems to be quite obsessed with the contrast between appearance and personality, it's not entirely incomprehensible to set an innocent-looking NPC as a bitch.

However, seeing her pure and innocent appearance, like a goddess, and her high position as the leader of all NPCs, but inside she was a bitch and still a virgin, Momonga suddenly felt an indescribable awkwardness.

Thinking of this, he looked down at the guild weapon he was holding.

"Anyway, nobody knows..."

Chapter Five: Risk Sharing - Getting a Wife Before Even Transmigrating

"Now I love flying squirrels."

"It feels kind of stupid..."

Seeing the modified text appear in the settings panel, Feishu made a self-deprecating remark.

There's a sense of shame about creating your own virtual girlfriend and writing about romantic relationships.

But anyway, nobody knows...

"Hmm, I see. So, the type that Ainz likes is the pure and innocent type, inside and out. Surprisingly innocent..."

“Aa ...

The sudden sound made the flying squirrel let out a screech like a groundhog and jump right off its throne.

It was like when I was a child, hiding in my bedroom watching porn and doing my own thing, and my mother would suddenly push the door open and walk in without any warning.

Shame and bewilderment.

I don't know whether I should turn off the video first or pull up my pants.

"Cough cough... Hognid? When did he arrive!?"

The flying squirrel cleared its throat.

Despite screaming and pacing, running and rolling around inside, I pretended nothing was happening on the surface, while secretly rejoicing that it was great that the game character had no expression.

"You probably got your first character description around 660. Personally, I don't recommend you remove the 'bitch' character description."

Didn't we see it all?!

Xia Yan's answer made Ainz feel like he'd been struck by lightning.

The toes, now just bones, frantically clenched on the steps, uttering a series of -0, -0.

"Hahaha... Hahaha, how annoying! Your sneaky appearance really startled me..."

The flying squirrel tried to change the subject.

"I didn't sneak around. You can't teleport directly to this room. I just walked over. You were too engrossed in what you were looking at to notice."

Great, the topic was successfully changed! The flying squirrel breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you're going to change it, I suggest you change it to something like 'The Bitch Who Belongs Only to Momonga,' it would be better. (Evil laugh) (Evil laugh) (Evil laugh)"

What the hell?! This is a complete failure!!!

And what kind of pose is that? The model is so big, stop trying to be cute!

Looking at the dragon squatting next to him, its head tilted to one side, as obedient as a kitten with no ill intentions, yet towering half a body taller than him, the flying squirrel roared wildly in his heart.

The breath I had just breathed a sigh of relief suddenly rose into my throat again.

If it weren't for the game, I probably would have been coughing from saliva.

Seeing the series of -0 characters rising from the carpet, twice as dense as before, Xia Yan's lips curled into a wild smile, and he sent out a string of emojis.

He naturally saw through the flying squirrel's intentions.

But how could they easily let go of such an opportunity to harm their teammates?

He's never been a person of manners, but he's very enthusiastic!

"Albedo's 'Evil Knight' class has a level 100 unicorn mount. After removing the 'Bitch' mechanic, many skills that require a mount will become unusable."

"Oh, I see. Cuiyu Lu-san really pays attention to details... my foot! This isn't the time to talk about these things!"

"Given your size, why do you walk without making a sound?!"

After all, he's already a member of society, and Feishu has actually adjusted his mindset, or rather, accepted the status quo and chosen to give up.

Although they were still complaining and grumbling, their mood was overjoyed by Xia Yan's arrival.

It wasn't just because the other person fulfilled their promise and accompanied him on the final leg of the adventure, but also because Xia Yan was the only person in the guild who could be considered his closest friend!

The other teammates left one after another for various reasons in real life. Although Ainz could understand, it was impossible for him not to have any resentment.

The other three members of the guild are just hanging there without leaving; none of them have logged in for several years.

The only person who has always been by her side is Xia Yan.

The two chatted together, navigating the maze, exploring the map, and defeating the boss...

This allowed Ainz Ooal Gown, who had long poured all his emotions into this game, to experience the feeling of being alive again after a long time.

"Ah, this is the game's physics engine! You could say it's a hidden passive skill; even though my race is 'Dragon,' I still have paw pads on my feet!"

Xia Yan raised his forepaws and flipped them over. Despite their ferocious scales and claws, they were covered with a layer of black paw pads like those of a large feline.

He then walked around twice more, as if to demonstrate, and indeed, he did so silently.

"How despicable!" This inexplicable setup made Momonga's lips twitch slightly.

"That's called making good use of the game's features, and—you wouldn't want anyone to know that you secretly changed an NPC's settings to make yourself your wife, would you? Momonga-san~"

Xia Yan made a statement that matched the IP address.

"Please don't! Please forget about this!"

"Ha, how could that be? I'll keep this secret for the rest of my life."

"How could this be!? Come on, Nighold, don't you call female NPCs 'wife' yourself? We're pretty much the same!"

"Hehehe, that's an NPC I created myself, so of course I can set it up however I want!"

"Damn it, I can't argue with that... Since that's the case, don't blame me for dragging you down with me!"

As if enraged, Ainz deleted the words "Now I love Ainz," which he had just written, and quickly typed "She is a bitch who belongs only to Hognid," and then clicked "OK."

"Isn't that despicable?!" Xia Yan was both amused and exasperated by this act of defiance and mutual destruction.

He never expected that Momonga, such an honest man, would do something like this.

What's this? I got a wife for free before even time-traveling?

But it's not exactly a bad thing.

"That's called risk sharing! I learned it from you, huh? Hehehe... (evil laugh)"

Momonga let out a laugh like an elder of the Soul Hall and sent a mocking emoji. This kind of banter between friends made Momonga feel very relaxed.

After all, when everyone in the guild is together, the group of people will joke around with each other like close friends.

The thought that his last friends would leave him once the game servers shut down filled Ainz with a sense of melancholy.

I wish I could be friends with Nighadsan in real life.

Thinking about this, Momonga couldn't help but become curious about Natsuhiko's real life.

"By the way, Nighold-Sang, this seems to be the first time you've been online this late. Is something wrong? Of course, if it's inconvenient to say, just pretend I didn't ask..."

Chapter Six: Remember to Make a Will Before You Travel Through Time

"Ah, it's work-related. It's not a big deal, but it's the kind of thing that takes a lot of time."

Xia Yan waved his hand dismissively.

Of course, this is just a perfunctory excuse.

In fact, Xia Yan spent a whole day arranging his own funeral.

From the moment he first entered the [Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space] and gained power until now, after more than ten years of living a life of extravagance and debauchery, Xia Yan naturally has his own offspring.

Although they were mostly products of chance...

But they are still my own offspring, so I can't just ignore them.

Although he does not openly rule the world, as the ruler of the entire underworld, Xia Yan has enough legacy to distribute to his descendants.

As for whether they can maintain this legacy after he leaves, that's none of Xia Yan's business.

Perhaps Xia Yan did not give them enough care and companionship.

But apart from that, everything else that should be provided, whether it be material needs or spiritual needs, has never been lacking.