Chapter 6 Streaking, what a big deal.
Chapter 6 Streaking, what a big deal.
Gu Zeyan has lived for 21 years. This is not the first time someone has asked him if he is interested in men.
But this is the first time that the other party has an eager tone of "answer and say no".
Slowly, he wiped the coffee off the back of his hand. "I've only ever had girlfriends."
On the other end, he took off the phone and exhaled a sigh of relief, but he still heard it.Gu Zeyan raised the corners of his lips, this guy is quite interesting.
"Okay, see you in front of Le Rui Building at three o'clock on Sunday afternoon."
"Would you mind telling me why you ask that?"
"Uh." There was silence, but Yue Chen was actually quite concerned.
"If we live under one roof in the future, I want you to be my friend, not just a roommate. Okay?"
This slightly solemn, sincere and gentle voice made Yuechen unable to resist.
"It's a little troublesome. I have been troubled by boys in my life." This kind of confession is too sensational, like a girl complaining about her suitor, Yuechen said it like a baby just learning to walk, a little stumbling.But if they really live together in the future, the other party will still know about it, and it is not impossible to say hello in advance.
"Is it serious?" Hearing this caring tone without overstepping, who has ever told him that?Yue Chen was somewhat cured.
"I'm used to it, but it will affect my friend's normal life." He pinched and pinched the note with the number on it, and briefly talked about today's incident with Zhao Lanyi, from the bet to the photo upload.Of course, the embarrassing content of the kid wearing reverse underwear was omitted.
"Streaking..." The other party's low laughter came to the eardrum through the phone.For some reason, Yuechen felt a little embarrassed.Hey, is this being laughed at?But he can't say that Zhao Lanyi's streaking is quite artistic, don't laugh at the vulgarity.Or, that photo is really nothing, even if it shows two points, it is the pure two points like the shirtless boys that can be seen everywhere on the basketball court?
"Running naked, what a big deal."
Gu Zeyan glanced at his roommate, Guo Debai, who looked like he had swallowed a mouse alive when he heard this, and ignored his frightened expression as he opened his mouth to ask something, opened the door and walked out. The wind on the balcony was quite strong, and the night was fine tonight. .
"I belonged to the football team in middle school. I had a bet with the other side in a game. The losing team ran around the football field naked for ten laps."
Ten laps of the football field, this is more ruthless than me, Yuechen suddenly felt that the other party was more cordial. "Then what happened next?"
"Later we lost." Sometimes, when Master Gu is in a good mood, he doesn't mind teasing himself and teasing each other.For example, this time, he tampered with the ending and transformed himself into an unlucky guy who wanted to run naked.
"Ah, that must be pretty miserable."
"Yeah, the school is strictly controlled, and this kind of indecent thing has to be done secretly. It was winter, and a large group of people got up in the middle of the night and ran naked. It was really annoying." This is not wrong, he got up in the middle of the night to supervise people Running is very hard.
Yue Chen smiled, leaned back and leaned against the concrete steps.Above is the sky, and a few soft and bright stars fall into view. In fact, today, the night sky is quite beautiful.
At this time, the phone prompts a text message.
"Sorry for waiting a while, I'll read a text message." Click it, it's Xiong Ping's.
I bought you a midnight snack, didn't I invite you to recover from the wound?come back.
Yuechen felt as if his heart had been soaked in a hot spring, and he was heartbroken for a while.I thought he was being angry, but in fact, when Xiong Ping kicked Xiao Xia away and closed the door with a bang, he shook hands in his heart to make peace.
In fact, his life is not very miserable. At least he has a good brother whom he has known for a year, someone who has known him for a few days and is likely to become a second brother, and a stranger who may become a roommate and friend in the future.
"I'm sorry, I'm going back. It's a pleasure meeting you today." After a pause, Yue Chen remembered that there was no note for this number.Somehow, someone who might become a new roommate. "May I have your name?"
"Gu Zeyan."
It was like the sky cleared up after the rain, when I just raised my head to take a breath of fresh air, there was a flash of lightning and thunder, and a thunderbolt hit the top of my head, causing people to be burnt.
The hurdle in life, with teeth and claws, turned into a human form, and rushed towards him.
My mind went blank for ten seconds, forming an unprecedented thought that I had never thought of before.
Every word and sentence, carrying the joy of revenge, is also the first line to test acting skills. "I know you are Gu Zeyan. I knew it was you from the first sentence you said. Are you looking forward to being my roommate now? In fact, I don't want to share a room with someone like you. Have you been deceived by me? Actor?"
Yue Chen's words trembled a little, after all, it was a fateful line that brought Gu Zeyan down from the altar.But it's not a completely fake line, I envy him, I'm jealous of him, I want to see him deflated, I've been there for a long time.So this statement is half-truth and half-false, full of sinful confidence.
There was a long silence on the other end, so silent that Yuechen couldn't wait any longer, stretched out his fingers mechanically, and pressed the phone.
If a person has a good conversation with you, he tells you his troubles with confidence, and you make a joke of yourself to amuse him.At the stage of mutual name reporting, you sincerely wait for him to report his name, but the other party laughs at you and hangs up your phone with a snap, are you angry?
Gu Ye was angry, and for the first time in his life, he felt that he was being played.What does being tricked mean?One is that Master Gu misjudged the wrong person with his clumsy eyesight.Second, that person has better acting skills than him!
Master Gu's dictionary is not as blind as eyesight, nor is his acting skills slightly inferior.So Master Gu must prove the absurdity of these two terms on him.how to prove?There is a saying that the downfall of the enemy is my success.
"What's the matter? This is, when I went out, my face was full of spring breeze, and when I came in, my face was so bad." Guo Debai was taken aback. Who was the person who called just now? Awesome, something that Gu Ye's previous girlfriends failed to do!
"It's nothing." Gu Zeyan held the pen and scribbled down the unfamiliar number on the paper.
Bending horizontally and vertically, the eleven numbers did not imprint too deep marks on the second page, but the strength in his heart was already as heavy as a wind-eroded rock formation, which was more than enough to pierce the entire table.
189XXXX9797, we'll see.
The hurdle in Yuechen's life was stepped on by him today with his head held high.It's a pity that he forgot one thing. These days, people will trip you, and people who exist like Kan will trip you until you can't kneel.If he doesn't cross this hurdle, it's just a lingering existence in the legend.If he crossed this time, he will become a real entity in the future, so that he will never be able to cross it in this life.
Xiong Ping, the idiot fan, said that Gu Zeyan had an extraordinary bearing and a great personality, but Yue Chen secretly guessed that Gu Zeyan was a pervert in private.In fact, both of them were right. Whether it was the little girl's foolishness for love, or the provocation of those who disobeyed him, Master Gu always had the compassion of "forgive them, they don't know".One is that he is really self-cultivated, and these bad things are simply side plots that do not affect the main line of life.The second is that he has a high spirit, and these petty fights can't touch his heart.
He was angry because his feelings were let down. Master Gu had never been let down, so there was nothing to be angry about.
But this time, Gu Ye felt that the other party was not bad, and he was looking forward to having a good roommate and friendly friend in the future, but he was ruthlessly exploited for his sympathy, and in turn was ruthlessly ridiculed. This is the standard feeling of being let down.
Provocation is a P, if you hold your feelings and provoke you, it is too important.Gu Ye's hidden darkness was aroused, the more light a person is bathed in, the bigger the shadow behind him.The dark side of Master Gu is the kind that makes you cry and cry in gratitude to Dade that I was finally beaten to death by you.
The ID that posted the co-rental information is galloping like a bear.The information column is filled with male gender, major in architecture, hobbies in basketball, favorite movies Fast and Furious series, favorite horror books, etc., it is full.The guy's photo album has real photos, a tall and strong figure, but against the green background of the park, he shows his canine teeth to the camera, and his smirk is bigger than V.Gu Zeyan knows how to act and is good at judging people, especially innocent people.This person is obviously careless, and he fills in a lot of personal information. He doesn't mind the disclosure of privacy at all, and he can't get along with such a scheming person on the phone.
After looking at the photo a few more times, Gu Zeyan felt that this person looked familiar again. After thinking about it carefully, isn't this the boy who often comes to see his performances and likes to sit dodgy in the last few rows?The eager gaze of the nymphomaniac was particularly eye-catching among a bunch of little girls, so he was a little impressed.
Gu Zeyan remembered the photo incident mentioned by the other party again, and searched the BBS of L University with the mentality of trying, and there was a related post. It was indeed just opened tonight. The photo has been deleted.Looking at the replies, the name Yuechen was mentioned the most times. He is a sophomore with an arrogant personality. He plays basketball well. He looks like a woman. He is gay.He keenly grasped the keyword of architecture department flower.I feel that there is some connection with the ID bear who is also from the Department of Architecture.
Master Gu was very thoughtful. At first, he suspected that the other party was confusing the audience and replaced other people's photos with him as the main character. However, on the second page of the post, he saw the post with the ID of a bear galloping, and he was poked into a nerve-like comment. .
Fuck you people, can you stop watching the show so much?I guarantee with my life that my tiehua is not gay.
There was a reply from the back and laughed, a man said my tie flower?This is advanced black, right?
But this message looked different to Gu Zeyan.
This exasperated tone matched that of the smirking man in the photo at first glance, so now two things can be confirmed.
First, galloping like a bear has a good relationship with the flower department of the photo gate.
Second, the bear-like gallop is very close to the person who hung up the phone, the kind who sends the co-rental information on behalf of him.
Combined with the photo that person mentioned.The conclusion is ready to come out, that person is the guy from the Department of Architecture, named Yue Chen.
Is it Yuechen?Gu Ye crossed his legs and stared at the little cartoon face crying beside the deleted picture, thoughtfully.Finally, I decided to come to the door in person in a few days and meet this person.
Your acting skills are better than mine, but you don't know how to clean up the crime scene. The clues to confirm your identity should not be too easy to find, bad review.
Yuechen didn't know that a more turbulent life than now was coming. When he returned to the dormitory, the Malatang was already cold, but he still ate it with a look of disgust but sincerely. Set up the cactus that Yue Chen threw to him when he entered the door, and then graciously handed him water.
"I have asked the administrator to delete the photo."
Yue Chen took a look at his appearance of asking for credit. "Speak directly, what is it?"
"Luo Ting invited me to her birthday party."
"Luo Ting? Didn't you fail in your confession and don't know her anymore?" Yue Chen drank water slowly.The version that Xiong Ping told Yuechen was that when he went to Xinglin, the girl issued a police card by herself.
"Hey, did I say that?" Once he told a lie, he needed to cover it with more lies, and Xiong Ping's IQ obviously did not allow him to tell more than two lies at the same time.
"Buying and selling is not a matter of benevolence and righteousness, can't you go as a friend?"
"Row."
Xiong Ping was blocked. "Then...you go too. They invited you too."
"I'm not going." He only met that girl once on the day she got lost.And he is not like Xiong Ping who is obsessed with leading the way, but just walks aside without saying a word. He is not happy to go to someone's birthday party with such a shallow friendship.
"Then you go with me."
"Are you afraid of getting lost and not coming back?"
"I want to confess my love again, can't I?" Does he have to say it?
"Beautiful, you think she rejected you because she was shy, but in fact, she has been looking forward to your response for half a year, and finally couldn't help but take the initiative?"
Am I so narcissistic?Isn't it because I didn't see myself when I went to Xinglin, so the preparation was completely useless?People invited me to her birthday, at least it means that she doesn't hate me, doesn't it?You can't let me complete the first real confession in my life?
Xiong Ping didn't dare to say that, and simply admitted Yue Chen's unconstrained logic. "Yes, that's how I feel."
"Xiong Ping, I know you are narcissistic, but I don't know that you are so narcissistic. It's just delusional."
"I'll take it as your acquiesce, so by the way, accompany me to pick out gifts tomorrow." Xiong Ping stiffened his neck, feeling guilty.
Shaking his head, with a look of incompetence, Yuechen stopped talking.I knew that it was only a few hours before I turned my face to please others, and I used to be reserved for at least a day, so it was this kind of thinking. "
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