novel bin Chapter 63 Completely messed up
Chapter 63 Completely messed up
For three days, only one set of food rituals will be taught, as long as the person's IQ is in the category of normal people, he can easily learn it.The son of the prime minister's family is about to enter the palace according to Pan Kingdom's historical palace selection process. From what he said, it is quite similar to the Qing Dynasty.If there is a difference, it is probably because of the selection of concubines in the Qing Dynasty. The palace will send aunts who teach etiquette to the places of the beautiful women to give palace gifts in person, while the princes here can only find someone by themselves.
In addition to me who teaches food etiquette, there are also nine masters who teach walking salute, kneeling salute, bowing salute, and saluting.Every day watching this young man walking stiffly and bowing to the sky gives me a sense of joy, because I am about the same age as him, and he is closer to me in comparison.
It has been three days since I arrived at the prime minister's mansion, and I have never seen the prime minister Wang who is known as the "wise man". The prime minister's wife died early, and even the prime minister's son has never seen his father.I have met three female generals successively.Brother Yao is about to enter the palace, so all the sisters are naturally concerned, sending people to send some precious jade articles such as tourmalines from time to time.
When I first saw it, I couldn't help being jealous, thinking that no matter what type of jade, it is a good thing and worth the money.After seeing a lot, it seems that I have learned some tricks. In fact, Lantian jade is not very suitable for giving away, and most of them are used as the base material for large objects.Topaz was cheap, and I only glimpsed it now and then in a servant's hairpin.Chicken blood stone is more expensive, but it is mostly used for chapter materials, and it is rarely given away.
It is absolutely no exaggeration to say that Pan Country is the Land of Jade. If you just walk outside, you can see many people who are equipped with jade. It is hard for Pan Country to be poor.
I have no leisure to covet these treasures.In fact, after my hard work, the son of the prime minister has decided to take me into the palace - the process of deceiving me will not be described in detail......
Early this morning, the prime minister put on his palace clothes and tidied up his appearance, and it was only the end of the day after all the tidying up.There is no need to elaborate on the nasty plots such as the housekeeper and the servants seeing off each other.I followed the other two personal servants along the way in a low-key way, and sent the Prime Minister to the carriage, while I followed with a respectful attitude, and it was already Chen Shi when I set off.
The prime minister's mansion is not far from the imperial palace, but we stopped after half an hour.This is the side entrance of the palace, and no one except the queen's harem can enter and exit through the main entrance.Nowadays, this side gate is very prosperous, sedan chairs and carriages of various colors stop one after another, and the men walking out of them have different styles, it is indeed a colorful scene.The envoys of the Emperor Yu, dressed in fine clothes, greeted them surrounded by many servants. Immediately, all the men lined up and entered the door one after another. As a servant, I was assigned to another team and arrived at the labor office.
While waiting for the palace selection, the accompanying servants also have to learn labor services, such as the process of making clothes for concubines in the palace, the cleaning process, and even the process of making toilet paper with 12 points of caution.I've never seen these and I'm naturally interested, but when I saw those men spilling the crushed flower juice on the straw paper, I couldn't think about it for a moment.
It's a little too particular... What's the point of spraying perfume on farts... It's convenient for bees to visit with spikes?Or is it convenient for an insect of the order Lepidoptera to act as a loyal fan of Xiangfei?This strong sense of disobedience is swollen...
There is almost no doubt that the son of the prime minister was selected. He has a good appearance, and he is the son of the prime minister. around again.It wasn't until someone came to inform me of the result that the other two male servants and I were taken to the prime minister's residence.The unspoken rules are very thorough, not only was he conferred the title of nobleman the moment he entered the palace, he even lives in a separate courtyard that is different from others.
I was thinking about how I could get in touch with the noble concubine Yun, who is the first rank, and then I had a chance.Only three days before the palace selection, I heard that the queen wanted to find a nobleman to serve her bed. On the second day, an imperial decree came to let us move to the west of Qinglan Palace where Concubine Yun was. Became Wang Guipin.The distance that can be seen across the courtyard, the empress who was nearly forty that year would come to find her whenever she came to the harem, and I don't know what the concubine Yun Gui on the opposite side was thinking.
I'm always sent out into the garden when the Queen comes, to trim and trim and all.What?You say it's winter and there's nothing to trim?Oh, how embarrassing it is to be seen by you... In fact, I am also very helpless.But a certain noble concubine said very clearly: "You are good-looking, the king will definitely be upset when he sees you, and I don't want to hear their words ruin your face, so you just stay outside."
Then...then I just stayed where I was cool.Just kidding, I was determined to ruin my face, and if I didn't flash, I would have to do multiple stunts for no reason--to ward off evil spirits. (It's so ugly that even ghosts would be afraid to see it, it can't be more miserable...)
I was bored while pruning Ling Xiao with few leaves left, while looking at the Qinglan Palace opposite from the corner of my eye.It has been five days since I entered the palace, seeing that half of the one-month period has passed, I haven't even seen a single hair of Concubine Yun.Qinglan Palace is just like its name, clean and calm, almost no one comes in or out, if there are any, it is those palace servants.As an outsider, I can easily see that although Concubine Yun has the name of Concubine Gui, she is not even as good as a permanent presence.I don't know how magnanimous he must be, a once vigorous and talented prince of the Yue Kingdom, to be willing to be trapped in such a cage called the Imperial Palace, but it is actually made of gold and silver.
Thinking wildly like this, I crossed the courtyard in the middle without knowing it, and was only one step away from stepping into the front yard of Qinglan Palace.I suddenly came back to my senses and turned around to leave immediately, but there was a gentle call from behind, the man said: "You are a guest, why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea before leaving?"
Immediately I couldn't hold back, I turned around slowly, bowed my head and performed a standard palace salute, and said respectfully: "Bi Nu sees Concubine Yun."
There are not many people in Qinglan Hall, and I can't think of another person who has such a temperament.
As expected, the man did not deny it, but continued to say gently: "I have the best seven-leaf tea here, don't you want to try it?"
I hesitated a little, wondering if I should stand up.
There was a shadow in front of my eyes, a pair of hands stretched out, and held me up in a posture that could even be called cherished, and let me go when I stood upright, then Concubine Yun turned around and walked sideways said: "Come in with me Come on, it's cold outside."
I paused for a moment, thinking that it was a good opportunity, and thinking that if I go back to Jinju Palace now, I might bump into the queen, so I followed without any hesitation.He pushed open the door of the main hall, there were few people in the palace, it couldn't be compared with Jinju Hall at all.I could see his appearance clearly with the help of the light. How should I put it, his facial features are not particularly peerless like Luo Chen, Nai He, Zi Ling, Dong Fang Xin, etc., but his temperament is superior, a kind of aloofness and incompetence. Contaminated with secular literati temperament, noble and indifferent.It is this temperament that makes him as good as any beautiful woman I have seen before.
I was stunned for a moment, and stood at the door. He smiled slightly and called the palace man to bring the tea set. It seemed that he wanted to make tea himself.When the tea set was ready, he dismissed the palace servants, leaving only the two of us in the lobby.He sat on the main chair and raised his hand as a gesture of invitation.I slowly moved to sit next to him.He has already made tea by himself.
At the brewing stage, I was already on pins and needles, not because I was impatient, but because I was wondering whether I should explain my intentions at this time.When he was hesitating, he said shallowly: "If you have something to say, you might as well just say it."
I was embarrassed for a while, and coughed dryly for a moment: "Actually, I am the person sent by the princess to pick you up."
Hearing what I said, he only curled the corners of his lips slightly and said: "She can't hold back, don't tell me, mother, there should be two years to live."
I was slightly surprised: "Do you know the current form?"
"Know more or less." He pondered, and raised his hand to serve tea.I took it with a smile, frowned, and looked at him.
He smiled and said: "It seems that you don't seem like a reckless person. If you want to see me in such a hurry, the situation will become more tense. I wonder when is your limited date?"
I paused and said softly, "The seventh day of the next month."
"So, there are still twelve days..." He thought about it.
I didn't speak, just stared at him.
After a long while, he withdrew his expression and said with a slight smile: "I'm afraid you will have to work hard for the past [-] days. I will apologize first." He raised the teacup. Sipping tea with his hand gestures, I feel a little uninspired.
Then came the tea tasting time full of disobedience, and he didn't say a word in the end.
I was sent out by him with my head full of doubts, and walked back to Jinju Hall through the courtyard under his gentle watch.When I saw the palace door open, I knew the queen had left.I walked in slowly, and as soon as I stepped on the threshold, I met Wang Guibin's black face.Even though he was only a child at the age of 15, he said in a cold tone like all concubines who were poisoned by vanity and luxury, "Where did you go?"
I made up my mind, put on a respectful look, buried my head and said, "Yu Ling is just cleaning up flowers and plants in the outer courtyard."
"Snap!" After a crisp sound, my left cheek started to feel hot and painful. Wang Guipin, who slapped me in a rage, pulled my hair again before letting go of her hand. With great force, I Suddenly he gasped in pain, in order to relieve the pain, he had to follow his movements, and then fell directly to the ground.His silk uppers were clean and luxurious, and he kicked directly at my back without any hesitation at this moment.I was almost on the ground, but because my hair was still in his hands, I could only touch the ground but was forced to lift it up.
I turned my eyes away from Wang Guipin who had a gloomy complexion, his left cheek was burning, and even if I didn't look at it, I knew it must be swollen.His voice mixed with anger seemed to make people fall into an ice cellar: "How dare you lie to me? Don't think I don't know, you are drinking tea with that bitch Yun Qi?"
I didn't answer, and I didn't look up at him.He saw that I was stubborn and refused to eat, and clamped my chin with his left hand, forcing me to look at him, his eyes were extremely cold and gloomy: "How am I not as good as that bitch? Your Majesty is like this, you Is this also the case with a lowly slave? She clearly agreed to sleep with me tonight, but because of a dog slave, she said that lowly. Shen Mo was what she wanted, and she just left me! Tell me, I am not as good as that lowly. people!?"
You are not as good as him...
I slowly raised my eyes, and said with a slight smile: "My master is too unconfident. No one in this palace knows that the new master's pampering has attracted the king to indulge in gentleness every night. Compared with the skill of serving others, how can the noble concubine Yun compare to you?" one cent?"
What I said was actually sarcasm, but I know that Wang Guifei is not good at explaining words. Sure enough, although he was still displeased, his expression softened a little, and he said in a cold tone: "Then tell me, why did you go to find me?" He, why did your majesty leave suddenly?"
I moved my arm and grinned in pain. He let go of me and sat down on the chair. The two servants who had been serving me close by and had been robbed of favor by me were watching coldly, even with a hint of schadenfreude.One of them poured a cup of tea for Wang Guipin and handed it to him respectfully.He took it, opened the lid and took a sip, it was scalding immediately, and immediately threw the teacup to the ground in a rage, the hot tea and broken porcelain splashed and flew past my cheeks.
"Things that are more than enough to succeed than fail! Do you want to burn me to death?" He kicked the male servant directly in the stomach, and the male servant knelt on the ground with a muffled grunt.The male servant next to him knelt down to beg for mercy, Wang Guipin frowned and said impatiently, "Get lost!"
The two almost crawled out the door.I felt pain all over my body, so I simply sat on the ground, and when I moved my mouth to speak, the left side of my face twitched and hurt: "I went to him because I was cold, and I dare not come in when the king is here. If you want to make tea and ask me if you want to have a sip, I agree. I didn't know that he was Concubine Yun."
He nodded, apparently tentatively accepting my explanation.
I rubbed the back that had been kicked by her, and frowned: "It's easy to think about the matter of the king. Concubine Yun is the product of the alliance with Yuepan. For the stability of the allies, the king has to take care of him. On the surface, I still have to give him great honor, but in fact, I dote on you very much, you are the king's pillow, how can you not understand the king's thoughts?"
He completely accepted my explanation, his eyes fluttered around as if he was a little bit guilty, and he muttered: "Of course I know... I was testing you..."
I continued to rub my back, and he finally calmed down after he was awkward there, and his voice became calm again: "Do you need an imperial doctor to take a look?"
If you really wanted to, you wouldn't ask me...
I shook my head cooperatively, got up with difficulty and saluted: "Don't bother me, master, let's rest earlier, Yu ordered me to leave."
He waved his hands and stopped talking.I slowly lowered my head and exited the back hall, moved to my room with difficulty, took a bath with pain while gasping for breath, and squatted in the hot water for a longer time, which should prevent the accumulation of blood.
After everything was dealt with, I slowly went to bed. Because of the pain in my body, and because of what Yun Qi said, I couldn't fall asleep in the end.
I was guessing what Yun Qi wanted to do, but I had no idea. It was not until the third day when I was trimming flowers and plants in the yard with a swollen face, that I felt strange when I heard the intermittent singing of the same servant.When I asked where the word came from, I learned that it had been handed down from the Qinglan Hall in the past two days, and it is now a work that has been sung all over the country.
I couldn't wait to ask the manservant for a complete speech, and suddenly realized.
"Song of Forgetfulness
The five constants of humanity drive each other,
The road to Shu is full of twists and turns, and the way to victory is difficult.
Looking at the mountains, the plains are wide and full, and the rivers and rivers are horrified.
Tingyang Pool Moon, Bronze Mirror Silver Flower.
Wearing golden lotuses at dawn and dawn,
The tide is lying on the waves and the frost and snow are condensing.
Gongshiliting Mountain puts autumn on,
Over ten thousand hectares of stars, the wind is full of sails.
I try to look at Yan from Yanran,
Believe it is hard to abandon the magnificent scenery between mountains and rivers.
It's over!
Take Feixian to swim in Biluoyu,
Li Tianmu wanders in front of Huangquan.
If you don't meet me, you won't run away,
Urging to go on the road is sparks running.
Fear of heaven and man,
Not wanting to talk about pride,
Jiu Denglin,
Save your feelings.
Where my heart is going,
It is difficult for the world to violate my will.
share chestnut millet,
Ding Ying bottle drink.
Since the day of cloud travel,
Scatter me wasted.
Then the bullfight knows what I mean,
Zhao Qingtian knows my sincerity,
Therefore, I dare not pay far to pay respects,
Sincerely,
Who is Chen Jiyu?
The vastness of the river and sea,
the glory of the mountains,
In my heart's share,
Wonderful?
Down to the local accent is hard to find,
can never be solved,
To forget worries. "
This is a Fu, the rhythm is beautiful and catchy, no wonder everyone sang it.The first song Fu is not difficult to understand, at least those with a little bit of talent can know at a glance that the theme is to express one's talent but has nowhere to stretch, to imagine the briskness of traveling with the gods, and to yearn for freedom and forget worries.but…………
This Fu is not just that simple.
Look carefully, it hides the head.
"I believe in breaking the waves and arching the moon. Xieli will be destroyed and feared to exist in the world soon. After the division of the tripod is scattered, the Zhao family will arrive, and Chen Jiangshan will be under it. It will end..."
I can see that there is no shortage of sensitive people in this world, and it must have been widely spread by now, right?Taking Zhao Jin out directly is undoubtedly a declaration of war on the world.This time, it's going to be a mess.
Wait, Yun Qi's position is not right?He preached this kind of thing, sins to the point of death, he wants to die?what happened? …………
The author has something to say:
Tianyi (hand at the top of the bow, standard bow): This ceremony is performed on formal ceremonial occasions, such as sacrificial ceremonies, crown ceremonies, etc., and is performed to elders and members of the same clan.Stand upright with your hands clasped together, your left hand on top, palms facing inwards, when leaning over to push your hands, raise your forehead slightly upwards, leaning over about 60 degrees, and naturally drop your hands or sleeve your hands when you get up.The concubine rank table is as follows:
Queen
Genuine First Grade: Noble Concubine, Shu Concubine, Xian Concubine, Virtuous Concubine
Cong Yipin: Mrs.
Positive second product: concubine
From the second grade: Zhaoyi, Zhaoyuan, Zhaorong, Shuyi, Shuyuan, Shurong, Xiuyi, Xiuyuan, Xiurong,
Zheng Sanpin: Your Concubine
Cong Sanpin: Jieyu
The fourth product: Rong Hua
From the fourth grade: Wanyi, Fangyi, Fenyi, Deyi, Shunyi
Positive five products: concubine
Congwupin: Xiaoyi, Xiaoyuan, Liangyuan, Liangdi
Positive sixth product: nobleman
From the Six Grades: Talented and Beautiful
Zhengqipin: Changzai, Niangzi
From the seventh product: choose a waiter
Positive Eight Grades: Cai Nu
From the eighth product: changing clothes
Brewing tea follows the following steps:
1. Warming utensils.Rinse the teapot with hot water, including the spout and lid, and at the same time scald the teacup.Then drain the teapot and teacup.The purpose is to increase the temperature of the tea set so that the temperature of the tea after brewing is relatively stable, and the temperature does not drop too quickly, which is especially important for the brewing of thicker old tea.
2.set tea.According to the size of the teapot or teacup, put a certain amount of tea leaves into the pot (cup) for tea.If you use a tureen to make tea, you can drink it directly after brewing, or pour the tea soup into a cup for drinking.
3.brew.After putting the tea into the pot (cup), pour boiling water into the pot according to the ratio of tea to water.When flushing, except for oolong tea, which must overflow the spout and spout, it is usually advisable to flush the water to [-]% full.If you use a glass cup or a white porcelain cup to brew the delicate and tender famous tea that pays attention to appreciation, the flushing water should also be [-] to [-] percent full.When flushing, the method of "phoenix three nods" is commonly used in the folks, that is, the kettle is lifted three times, which means that the host nods to the guests and welcomes them; .
4.serve tea.When serving tea, the host should have a smile on his face, and it is best to serve it to the guests on a tea tray.If you serve tea directly in a teacup, place it next to the guests and stretch out your fingers together to show respect.Serve tea from the side of the guest, if the tea is served on the left side, hold the cup with the left hand, and make tea invitation gesture with the right hand; if serve tea from the right side, hold the cup with the right hand, and make tea invitation gesture with the left hand.At this time, the guest can bend the four fingers of the right hand together except the thumb, tap the table lightly, or nod slightly to express his thanks.
5.Enjoy tea.If you drink high-grade famous tea, then, once the tea leaves are brewed, you should not rush to drink the tea. You should first observe the color and shape, then hold the cup to smell the fragrance, and then sip the soup to enjoy the taste.When enjoying the taste, let the tea soup flow from the tip of the tongue along the sides of the tongue to the root of the tongue, and then back to the tongue. Repeat this two or three times to leave a fragrant and sweet aftertaste of the tea soup.
6.Refill water.Generally, when 2/3 (cup) of tea soup has been drunk, water should be added to the pot (cup).Refill the water once all the tea is drunk, then the tea soup after the refill will be bland and tasteless.Two or three refills are usually enough.If you still want to continue drinking tea, you should brew it again.
The Fu was written by Min He himself... Although it is a little rough, but the meaning should still be expressed... Ahem, I will not admit that I am actually showing off on purpose... ←_← That, in fact, I really did not show off It means... this plot is very important.