I, Naruto, started out with Hinata feeding me imported candy.

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“These are definitely not the names their parents gave them.”

Uchiha Sasuke thought so too.

"These two little guys are quite cute, and they're even holding wooden weapons in their hands."

"Lady Tsunade said."

"Why are there only the two of you? Where did Onion Head go?"

All we hear in the picture is Usopp with the long nose asking the two little guys.

It seems there's still one member who hasn't appeared yet; that member should be called Onion Head.

“We don’t know where Onion Head went either. We were just about to come here to ask you. We thought Onion Head was with you, but it seems he didn’t come here. You don’t know where Onion Head went either.”

"That's what the guy called Green Pepper Head said."

"No, Onion Head didn't come here."

"I don't know where he went."

"Wasn't he with you?"

"Don't you three usually patrol together?"

Why did we separate today?

"That's what long-nosed Usopp said curiously."

“We don’t know what happened either. Onion Head didn’t meet us at the designated time and place, so we assumed he was looking for you.”

"Then I came here to find you with Green Pepper Head."

"Radish Head replied."

"Haha, these two little guys are really cute."

"He looks very serious, he really thinks of himself as a qualified soldier who can go to the battlefield."

Naruto found it hilarious to see the two kids looking so serious.

Chapter 347: Has something really bad happened?

　"I think I understand it a little better now."

"This long-nosed guy is the leader of these two brats."

"They seem to be playing some kind of game."

"And they're also doing patrol work."

"Are you trying to protect this village?"

"It really does seem that way."

"Lady Tsunade said."

"Yes, as the saying goes, 'small in stature but big in wisdom'?"

"Maybe we should talk about theirs."

"Look at how clever they all are; they must be very smart."

Jiraiya-sama said.

"Just like those young guys in our Konoha Village, they may be young, but they have a strong sense of responsibility. They are all promising talents in our village."

Lady Tsunade glanced at Naruto Uzumaki, then at Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno.

"That's true. They don't look very old, but they are very serious about what they do."

Jiraiya-sama also looked at Naruto Uzumaki and said.

"Are you two just using this as an excuse to subtly praise the promising talents of Konoha Village?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said.

"How can this be considered a disguised compliment?"

"These little guys in our village are really amazing."

"They have really made a significant contribution to our Konoha Village."

"Their achievements are evident to all."

"They must be given recognition and recognition."

Jiraiya-sama said.

"Yes, yes, they are indeed very outstanding. These little guys are all very smart, and they learn things very quickly and efficiently."

Hiruzen Sarutobi nodded hurriedly.

"Something terrible has happened! Something terrible has happened!"

Suddenly, a sharp scream came from the screen.

"What's going on?"

"Has another long-nosed one arrived?"

Naruto Uzumaki was a little confused.

"Those villagers probably won't fall for it anymore. They were fooled by this long-nosed guy once, but they won't be fooled a second time. They definitely won't come out this time."

"Lady Tsunade said."

"This time it definitely won't be the long-nosed one. Maybe it will be the onion head they're looking for."

"It seems like this is just a group of kids playing a game."

Jiraiya-sama said.

"That's right, the voice sounds very young."

The expert nodded.

"Something terrible has happened! Something terrible has happened! This time it's really terrible!"

Onion Head's voice came running towards the long-nosed guy from afar.

"What's wrong with Onion Head?"

"I just used this trick, so no villager should believe me now. It's impossible to use it twice in one day."

“It’s impossible for these villagers to be fooled twice in one day.”

"That's what Usopp with the long nose in the picture said."

"Haha, is Onion Head planning to tell us another joke today?"

"That's a trick that our brother Usopp is good at using."

"Looks like this guy wants to buy and sell on the spot."

Green Pepper Head laughed heartily and said. (Zhao Zhao)

In the distance, towards the sea, a small black dot appeared as it approached. This dot kept running towards them and must be the "onion head" they were talking about.

"What's this guy yelling about, buddy?"

"The sound of this voice seems genuinely panicked."

"Could something really bad be about to happen?"

Even Radish Head, standing to the side, was a little confused, unable to tell whether it was true or false.

Chapter 348 Repeating the Same Mistakes? Playing the same joke again?

Although this was a tactic often used by their eldest brother, Usopp, the way Onion Head was speaking sounded genuinely frightening.

"Oh no, oh no... oh no, something terrible has happened!!!"

"The pirates...the pirates are here! The pirates are really here!"

"They...they actually came!!!"

Another young child appeared in the picture.

This must be the Onion Head they were talking about, running and crying, saying the same lines as the long-nosed guy from before.

"Tch, here we go again. This joke isn't funny anymore."

Naruto Uzumaki said with a disdainful look.

"Maybe this time it's not a joke."

“Look at this little guy’s face, he’s turned completely pale with fright.”

Jiraiya-sama said to Naruto Uzumaki.

It seems that old ginger is spicier, as Jiraiya-sama has figured out.

What the child said seemed genuine; he wasn't joking with everyone.

"What that long-nosed guy said before seemed so true."

"But in the end, didn't you just joke around with everyone?"

"Are you kidding everyone?"

"This little guy has been spending too much time with that long-nosed guy."

"Of course, I also learned the skill of having a long nose."

"It's just another prank, isn't it?"

Naruto Uzumaki still stuck to his opinion, thinking that what the onion-headed guy said was definitely a prank and a lie.

"That's not necessarily true. Look at this little kid, he's turned pale with fright."

Lady Tsunade also felt that what this onion-headed man said didn't seem like a lie.

"Haha, I've already made that joke. The villagers have already chased after us for quite a distance, which means you shouldn't try to fool them with this kind of rhetoric anymore; they won't believe you anymore."

The long-nosed guy laughed loudly and said to the little brat named Onion Head in the distance.

"No, it's true. This time, it's a real small boat with a skull (aich) symbol coming from the northern coast. These are real pirates. I'm not lying to you, and I'm not playing a prank. It's absolutely true."