novel bin Chapter 110
Chapter 110
"Okay, everyone, this is the character for happiness. This is Shanxi, and this is Double Happiness. In the earliest weddings, Single Happiness was used, and later it gradually evolved into Double Happiness. When you get married, you should paste these characters On the doors and windows of your own house, as well as at the gate of the community, the candies, apples, peanuts, etc. placed in the house should be marked with the word "囍". Let me say that these snacks are also very particular. Candy represents the sweetness of life after marriage. Sweet honey, apples represent peace and prosperity, peanuts are early births..."
Xia Hou took out his "old profession" of paper-cutting and origami, and while talking, put the cut-out "囍" characters on the stacked apples.
[These meanings are so beautiful, you can feel how much the ancestors loved life and longed for a better life. 】
[QAQ But, except for candy, I can't find any other crops. 】
[If you use the fruit of love, can you replace the apple?Green hat fruit is also a nut, instead of peanuts? 】
【ε=(ο｀*))) Alas, I suddenly feel that our ability to name is too poor, what kind of fruit of love, so tacky.Apple, simple and good in meaning, Taipingguo, Ping Anguo.Peanuts, born in flowers.Simple and nice. 】
These audiences are not angry anymore, and what they say often makes people feel sad.Xiahou was about to comfort him, when the Great God Fuxi stretched out his bear paw and poked him on the shoulder.
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"Master, new news on the Internet, the country has just discovered the ancient plants of the earth cultivated by aliens on terrestrial planets, and has bought these plant seeds through communication. I believe that we will be able to eat real plants in a short time. Apples and peanuts."
"Oh, this is great, it's really a happy event, don't you think so?!" Xiahou was confused for a while before realizing that it was God Fuxi who asked him to bring the seeds.By the way, corn, wheat and rice were brought over before, how is it now?Xiahou blinked.
God Fuxi sat down on the ground with a puff, and the bear paw touched a super-large bamboo shoot made of candy behind his buttocks: "Crack! Crack!" After taking two bites, he found that Xiahou was looking at him, looking at him, and still looking at him , the Great God handed over the bamboo, "Master, do you want to eat?"
"...No, you can eat it by yourself." It was obvious that the two of them didn't have a tacit understanding at all!
【Σ(⊙▽⊙"a really?! There are apples and peanuts?!】
【...Master Hou, tell us, teacher, is God Fuxi your father? ! 】
【_(:з」∠)_ Should I ask Lord Hou if he is the son of the Great God of the Universe? 】
[(ω) Why do you only think about father and son?Lord Hou, to be honest, did you have an affair with God Fuxi? 】
"..." Xia Hou gave himself two slaps in his heart—knowing that this group of future guys are all funny, why should he pity them? !
[=,= Everyone, the ancient rice has already started to be sold. Because of the scarcity of production, it is sold by lottery, and it is sold in limited quantities for each planet.If it's a little later, I won't even be able to rank up. 】
[o (Д) っ! 】
For the first time, the number of people in Xiahou’s live broadcast room has decreased significantly. However, at the same time, the number of people online in all Huaguo’s programs has dropped sharply. Only the only official court community has a big explosion in the number of people. same growth.But it was just 5 minutes. Just as the number of people increased just now, the number of people also decreased after that.
[(;д;) May I ask which brother or sister is ranked first?I don't want to taste it, please live broadcast the production screen, let me smell the taste, okay? 】
[(; д;) same request]
[(;д;) seeking +2]
【╮(╯﹏╰)╭Don’t beg for other programs in other people’s live broadcast room, isn’t it impolite? 】
【...Well, did you see that No. [-] just brought in a box from outside? 】
[o(TωT)o my god, that sign!Ancient Rice! ! ! !Great God, when did you go to the lottery? ! 】
"..." Xia Houxin said, I don't know when I went to the lottery.But looking at the Great God Fuxi, Xiahou smiled - it seems that he and the Great God still have a good understanding.Moreover, is the Great God venting his anger for him?
At this time, God Fuxi flexibly opened the box with his bear paws. Inside was a transparent box with a square of [-] centimeters, which was filled with snow-white ancient rice.He glanced at Xiahou, and Xiahou nodded to him.The Great God moved the box to cook.
Rice is the simplest steamed rice, wash the rice, add water, and put it in the pot.In fact, based on Xiahou's taste, he really thinks that the future rice tastes better - the kind with big fists, the aroma of taro, soft and sweet when digging with a spoon.But now, of course, he wouldn't say such unwelcoming words.
"I opened the live broadcast of the smell, and everyone can smell it in a while."
[Aww! ! ! 】
[Aww! ! ! 】
[Aooooooow! ! ! 】
Seeing a group of howling people on the bullet screen, Xia Hou shook his head and continued with his movements.He is cutting paper, a smiling old man exchanging paper.
"In the ancient Chinese wedding, according to the etiquette, there are six steps, accepting, asking for names, Najib, accepting, asking for dates, and welcoming relatives. However, it was gradually simplified, divided into different names, giving gifts, getting married, and returning home. There are four steps. Marriage proposal starts with both parents. The wedding in Huaguo is never a matter of two people, but a matter of two families, or even clans. What the parents exchange is the Geng Tie of men and women, and Geng means Nian Geng. , is the horoscope of men and women, and the horoscope is..." Xiahou began to explain the wedding customs in detail while cutting paper.
At first, the audience was still a little distracted, thinking about the taste of the rice, but slowly, they all began to calm down, watching Xiahou's cutout pattern and listening to his explanation.
Xiahou's hands were fast, and he talked about scissors wherever he went.He talked about exchanging and changing posts. After the old man who changed the first post, there were scenes of calculation and sacrifice.Giving a lottery is giving a lottery gift, beating gongs and drums to make a big long strip.Marriage is even more important, Xiahou said, and the paper-cuts "flyed" out of his hands one by one.
The red paper-cutting is obviously a static scene, but the festiveness and excitement are so clear, as if the people on the paper are moving, laughing and making noise...
For future earthlings, the wedding process is actually very simple, that is, invite relatives and friends to have a meal, and the newlyweds stand in front and report: "Everyone! We are married!" Then there is no more.
Even the step of gathering relatives and friends for dinner only appeared in the past hundred years. It turned out that it was just an announcement on the Internet and it was over.
This is related to the cultural gap, but more because the people on earth have been poor and white for a long time, precarious.They don't have the material and time to celebrate.Even when they were slaves, they couldn't help choosing a partner. Even if two people fell in love, they could only marry secretly.
Even other aliens have various wedding methods, but they do not belong to the earth people, and the earth people don't bother to celebrate their weddings with other people's customs.
Now, they finally found the wedding that really belonged to them.
Many people quietly held their partners' hands and decided that a real wedding must be held.
"Ah, the rice is ready." Xiahou turned his head, seemingly unharmed, but actually flattered to see the Great God Fuxi bring over a small pot and two dishes of vegetables.
The dishes are meat and vegetables, and the meat is sliced meat. Although I don't know what kind of meat it is, but the meat is fresh and tender, and the meat is mellow, and Xiahou's mouth is instantly filled with saliva.The vegetarian dish looks like magnolia petals in salad. This thing is a common dish in the future called white onion.The white onion is crisp and refreshing, and it can be fried or fried, and it is often indispensable for serving dishes in restaurants.
After the two dishes were put down, God Fuxi opened the small pot, and the aroma of rice burst out immediately.
Xiahou... who always thought that rice was nothing, and even wanted to eat future rice, Xiahou burst into tears.He even had a smile on his face, if he had to say, he didn't feel any pain or discomfort.However, the tears didn't stop. After wiping away two handfuls of tears, the rice pot continued to steam with mist of fragrant rice. In a daze, Xiahou saw his father holding the rice pot and his mother sitting opposite.
Their family has always been cooked by their father. Although their family is from the north, they eat rice more often, and it seems that he hasn't eaten rice for a long time...
【(﹃) This is so delicious that Master Hou was so moved that he burst into tears. 】
[QAQ, I want to cry too, the number in front of me is up, I'm only one step away, and the rice will belong to someone else. 】
[It's okay, isn't it just rice?Anyway, we are just a step behind, there will always be a day to eat, there will always be... eh. 】
Xiahou raised his head, watched the audience gag, and laughed with tears in his eyes.He used to think that the audience's desire for rice was a bit exaggerated, but now he became the most "exaggerated".
【Master Hou, don’t cry, I also got the rice, o(*￣▽￣*)o share half of it with you, and you can eat it for a while longer. 】
【o(*￣▽￣*)o Yes, yes, Master Hou, I also got it, but I am not on the same planet as you, the package has just been delivered, but it will take two days to arrive. 】
【︿(￣︶￣)︿Add me, but I will be further away...Maybe it will take four days to get to Lord Hou. 】
[QAQ is so touching, but how did you guys know Hou Ye's address? 】
【Huh?Does anyone else not know?Guidance → [Address] "Save the Earth" official community, the first page of the cast list has Hou Ye's address. 】
[Oh oh oh! !That’s great, I’m sending a gift to Lord Hou, (^^*) Although I didn’t get any rice, we have delicious specialties here! 】
[(~￣▽￣)~ There are still so many people who don’t know about it, I’ve already sent the special products over. 】
Xiahou just found out that his address had been posted by Zheng Daguangming, but he was a little moved, "Everyone should do their best, and don't send me anything over [-] credits..."
[...Hou Ye, what can one hundred credits do? 】
[One hundred credits, don't be too stingy, Lord Hou! 】
"...I will return those with more than [-] credits." -_- The stingy one is accepted as a gift, and Xia Hou is also a little sweaty, but his heart is warm.For the first time, he did not stop the live broadcast suddenly, but chatted with everyone while eating.Then say goodbye and close the live broadcast.
【I'm touched by TAT Hou Ye finally became a gentle male god! 】
[TAT moved +1]
[TAT touched +2! 】
"I originally wanted to save up for two days before I told you. Since it was exposed, and you should not start exercising immediately after eating, let me take you to see the gift first."
"...Great God, why do you want to save up?" Xia Hougang's heart, which was still full of a different kind of happiness, suddenly became uneasy.
Two minutes later, Xiahou's downstairs.
Fuxi stretched out his bear paw and opened a door, Xia Hou = mouth = completely stunned.
After a long time, Xia Hou asked expectantly: "Master, why did you bring me to the express warehouse?"
"φ(>ω<*)Because this is all your courier. (>ω*) Wrong, it is your courier that has been checked and confirmed to be fine, and some packages are still under inspection. ︿(￣︶￣ )︿Come on, come and check it.”
Xia Hou: .._:(_`」∠):_...Don't talk to me, I choose to die.
Xia Hou checked here for half an hour, and the things he sent to him were all kinds of things, most of which were all kinds of snacks. After all, is it a big foodie country?The second is the works of art produced by the audience themselves. In comparison, the works of future audiences are not as full of tradition as Xiahou's, but they have a charm of the new era.
There are all kinds of things left, furniture, decorations, game accounts, and even valuable jewelry, spaceships and real estate.
"..." Xia Hou looked at those expensive jewelry, and said, "Master, can I return these jewelry?"
"What do you do when you go back, keep it for fun."
"that……"
"Don't worry, most of the people who sent you these are not malicious, and there are very few who have special requirements for you, and you don't have to worry about them."
The Great God spoke so forcefully, Xia Hou wiped his sweat in his heart: "Great God, can you give Number 8 a permission to help unpack the package while I'm sleeping?"
"Okay, no problem. Plus I'll give him a little program to separate things you might use in modern times."
"..." You could have done this a long time ago, my god?But he had to come down and unpack the package for more than half an hour, what a wicked master.