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Chapter 33 The Woodcutter

The Monkey King carried him into the thatched hut that was about to collapse. A group of monkeys took pictures of the dusty scrolls and took out one to hang on the wall.

The Monkey King looked at the painting, and then at the baby in his arms. The person in the painting was indeed exactly the same as the milk doll, it was almost carved out of the same mold.

After thinking for a long time, I told the monkeys in the monkey language: that old lunatic talking to himself all day long under the peach tree must be waiting for this person. Come down, maybe they are all gods.

A group of monkeys picked up the fairy, of course they were very happy, but naturally they forgot about the fairy peach, and held the doll one by one to look at it. The doll was giggling at first, and then burst into tears after a while.

No matter how the monkeys tried to coax him, it didn't work. The little naughty monkey's eyes lit up, and he asked the monkey king if he was hungry.

The monkey king nodded quickly, and the other monkeys brought several kinds of wild fruits to his mouth, but he refused to eat them, and kept crying.

The little naughty monkey thought for a while, and told the Monkey King: Humans eat different things from us, maybe he doesn't like to eat wild fruits.

The Monkey King scratched his head: That's right, doesn't that old man like to drink the things in those bottles and cans the most? Go and find out if there is any more.

A group of monkeys jumped into the thatched hut and rummaged around, and finally found a few jars of wine jugs connected by straw ropes under the tree collapse.

The Monkey King hugged the doll, pinched his mouth open, and the naughty monkey pulled out the bottle cap, imitating the way the old man poured wine with his head up, and poured the wine into the doll's mouth.

The little guy finally stopped crying, Daba Daba Xiaozui was still enjoying it, the monkey saw that there was a door, and poured him two or three jars in succession.

At this time, the originally white and tender face instantly turned red, the little guy's eyes were spinning, and suddenly, since a pink peach blossom appeared on the top of his head, following his eyelids, he didn't know if he fell asleep or passed out .

The monkey king shook him and didn't respond. The naughty monkey scratched the pink peach curiously, picked it up, and put it in the ear of another little monkey. Seeing the beauty, a group of monkeys fought over the peach blossom again, chirping Fight together.

The Monkey King scratched his head, thinking he was asleep, and picked up a piece of clothing that was found by other monkeys, trying to wrap it around the doll, but the clothing was left for too long, and it would rot if pulled, but the paintings were still intact As before, he had to tear off the painting on the wall, hastily wrapped the person up, and put it in the wooden room.

Who would have known that the baby would not wake up for three days after falling asleep.

The Monkey King was a little worried, and the group of monkeys came to think about it. Some said that the gods must have slept longer than us, and some said that he might have grown up by himself while he was asleep. Some even said that his life had reached its peak. Going to perish?

Seeing that they were talking nonsense, the monkey king waved his hands. In the end, the little naughty monkey came up with an idea, saying that he should go outside the valley and send him to the foot of the mountain. Humans would occasionally pass by there, and perhaps humans would know what was going on.

The Monkey King suddenly felt that this was a good idea. It just so happened that the pear at the foot of the mountain had reached its ripening season, and he could go down to beg for food.

So, the Monkey King held the baby, attracted a group of monkeys, and rushed to the foot of the mountain in a mighty way.

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"The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I am an old goblin who works hard and is not clingy..."

The green hills are wrapped in green trees, and the winding path lies under the shade of the trees. The woodcutter walks on the mountain road with a load of firewood, humming a song.

New Year's Day Extra

An egg passed through.

It has a pair of wings, two egg eyes, and a small mouth.

It traveled to heaven.

First of all, it flew to the South Heaven Gate. Seeing the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals wearing silver armor, they opened their eyes and stared, and drew out the sharp sword at their waist to reprimand it: "Ah? Where are you evildoer, how dare you break into the South Heaven Gate?"

The egg was about to break, and he whispered in egg language: "I'm not a monster, I'm just an egg, and somehow I passed through."

The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals couldn't understand what it said, and swung their swords to slash at it, wanting to kill it.

Flying forward wildly with wings flapping, finally got rid of the pursuit of the heavenly soldiers, but strayed into the depths of the Dragon and Phoenix Palace, and saw the Queen Mother holding a cooking book in one hand and frying eggs in the oil pan with a spatula in the other , muttering in his mouth: "If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first help him mend his eggs."

The egg was trembling with fright, covering its face and trying to escape, but the queen mother found it, and patted it with a spatula: "Isn't it all fried? Why is there still one here?"

The egg was so frightened that it flew here and there, and knocked over all kinds of glass bottles and gold and jade jars in the kitchen of the Queen Mother's Tiangong. As soon as it came to the edge of the oil pan and backed away, the Queen Mother forgot to turn off the fire, and coaxed the oil pan to ignite. Sprayed her into a black face, her hair was burnt into a bun, soaring to the sky, she put her hips on her hips and shouted: "Ah! Come on, let me capture that egg alive! I will fry it first, then fry it, and then fry it!"

Bodhi and Beidou, who were guests outside the palace, were drinking tea and chatting with the Emperor of Heaven. Hearing the wind, he rushed in with Daboxian. When the Emperor of Heaven saw the Queen Mother's new look, he was surprised: "Ah! Concubine, you, so cool!"

"What's so cool? Catch that egg alive for my old lady!" The queen mother shoveled the face of the flying emperor with a spatula, the beauty just done by my old lady!

The Emperor of Heaven twitched in pain, covered his face and said to the other immortals: "What are you looking at? Didn't you hear? Go catch the eggs!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

All the immortals resorted to the yo-yo method and rushed at a flying egg, causing the entire Tiangong Ruoda's kitchen to become a mess.

Dan became angry, and shouted at the sky: "System! Where is Lao Tzu's system? Didn't you say that there is a system for time travel?"

The system and other systems are playing disco with headphones on, twisted into a snake: "Hey, I feel like my life has reached its peak, it feels like my life has reached its climax..."

"Fucking system, I want to go back!" Dan avoided a laser-like fairy art and continued to shout.

The system finally heard it, took off the earphones, connected the egg, and said in a cold voice: "It was detected that an egg has successfully crossed to the heaven, your task is as follows, help Qian to win the heart of his wife, so that the two must have a good fight today. "

"What the hell kind of mission is this?" Egg yelled.

The system has put on the earphones, and the voice changes: "Hey, I don't want to answer Ke, that DJ is looking at me..."

It took a lot of effort for the egg to escape from the Dragon and Phoenix Palace, and the shell was injured.I don't know how long it took to fly, and strayed into the depths of the plum blossoms, the faint fragrance floated in the moon shadow dusk, there were white clouds curling up, and I saw a beautiful woman lying among the flower branches, looking for plum blossoms.

"Wow……"

Dan's heart was about to melt, she blushed, and flew to his side: "Beauty, beauty."

Ah Tong stopped begging for flowers, and surprised Nawan Qingqian: "You can talk?"

Don't know how to speak human language by herself, and nodded with fanning wings: "Well, me, can I kiss you?"

"what……"

"You, you just fulfill my little wish of this shattering egg, baby..."

Gan appeared behind Dan with a face full of black lines, and slapped Fei Dan: "You want to die, you dare to moles the king's wife!"

Ah Tong was stunned for a while, then smiled: "What the hell, you don't...are you jealous of an egg?"

Pulling people into his arms, a bully hugged: "A Tong, you can only kiss me, no one else can, not even kissing your little hands, you know?"

"Uh……"

Ah Tong grabbed the hem of his shirt and lowered the corners of his eyes.

He smiled dryly, leaned over to kiss, and gnawed.

The egg was slapped and rolled to the ground, and was already seriously injured: "System, come out for me, do you still need to complete this kind of task? Am I here to make a joke?"

In order not to make the queen mother angry, the emperor ordered people to scrape all the eggs in the heaven. The queen mother held the pot in both hands, steamed, baked and fried the eggs as if venting...

At night, a feast full of eggs is set up, and gods are invited to taste it.

All the immortals toasted and drank together in front of Lade Laochang's bright red and emerald jade square table: "May everyone have a new year and a new atmosphere, a happy reunion, a happy family, cheers!"

Kun was placed in the corner, with a dark face, and Xuan Rong was beside him, silent.

Gan took Ah Tong's hand and was among the immortals. After a few glasses of wine, the immortals were very happy.

He turned his head and gave you a grinning eye in front of the screen: "Hey, Happy New Year's Day! Remember to eat eggs and be happy!"