My lord, your peach has dropped!

Chapter 1

My lord, your peach has dropped!

Author: not talented as a servant

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——A peach tree appears in your sight, full of fruits, pick it, or not?

As a monkey, Monkey King picked it without even thinking about it.

——The peach tree on the opposite side is very angry, what should you do?

Monkey King said don't put your nose on your face, it's his honor to eat it! =. =

--warn!This peach tree is going to run away from home and never talk to you again!

Sun Wukong: ... I was wrong, be good, come back to Huaguo Mountain with me.

——The other party doesn't want to talk to you, and throws you a peach.

Sun Wukong:  …

This is the daily life of the Great Sage and the Peach Demon.

The Tsundere Protector X the stupid, cute and awkward peach demon, 1v1, short story, sweet article~

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First encounter

The moon is shining brightly and the stars are sparse, just when everything is quiet, a gust of breeze blows by, the woods make a rustling sound, and occasionally a wild sparrow flies past, and soon disappears.

A figure passed through the valley, and just by his staggering steps, he could tell how drunk he was.

"What... hiccup, what Jade Emperor..."

Under the cold moonlight, the lonely shadow dragged for a long time, and soon, it was covered by the dense shadow of a peach tree.

Sun Wukong squinted his slightly drunken eyes, stood still for a look, and then walked towards the peach tree.

Before taking a few steps, suddenly, the branches above his head seemed to be blown by the wind, and a black shadow fell from the sky instantly, and he was hit head-on by accident.Monkey King staggered and rubbed his nose in embarrassment, only to find the culprit who fell on the ground——Peach.

He didn't feel any pain, and leaned over to pick up the peaches. At this moment, he heard the sound of the wind blowing by, and several peaches were thrown towards him.

This time Sun Wukong dodged directly with his instinctive reaction.

Most of his wine had sobered up, a pair of icy golden pupils flashed hostility, and asked: "Where did the peach demon come from, so bold!"

Peach tree lost the wantonness just now, and pretended to be stupid.

"Believe it or not, I will uproot you and break you into five pieces?"

As soon as the threatening words came out, the peach demon couldn't hold back anymore, and then made a weak protest sound, which was clear but soft, as if it had the sweetness of peach blossoms.

"You monkey, why are you so fierce!"

He laughed back angrily: "It's a goblin with sharp teeth and sharp mouth."

Tao Yao knew that she was a little reckless today, and she was afraid that the monkey would do something unreasonable, so she had to soften her voice: "Is it okay if I made a mistake, and you can pick the peaches as you wish, as compensation."

——When you're done eating, get out of here! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Sun Wukong seemed to have heard his slander, not only did he not intend to leave, but sat down on the spot.He arched one leg, put his hands on it casually, and asked casually, "How many years have you practiced?"

"Six, sixty..."

"Ok?"

"Okay, okay, 600 years!" Tao Yao realized that he couldn't hide it from this cunning monkey, so he had to admit it dejectedly.

Yes, the goblin who was as big as him not only took shape, but more or less glimpsed the way of heaven, and was working hard to become a fairy.And he, more than 600 years old, is still a peach tree, and when he is angry, he will only hit the other party with peaches by surprise.

This morning, a few monkeys wanted to piss on him, but they were thrown away by Tao Yao's peaches. When I saw Monkey King at night, I naturally thought it would be convenient for him to drink too much. .

"It's really useless." Sun Wukong commented.

Tao Yao rolled her eyes and said angrily, "I'm not Monkey King, how could I be formed so quickly?"

Sun Wukong sneered: "They are all demons, so there is nothing incomparable."

"Then you don't understand—"

The peach demon finished speaking halfway, and asked in a low voice and secretly: "Are you the monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain?"

"No."

Of course he is not the monkey grandson, he is the Monkey King!

"Sure enough, at first glance, you are not an ordinary goblin!" The peach demon flattered her.

Sun Wukong was interested: "How to say?"

When asked this question, Tao Yao was rarely dumbfounded.Those black bear spirits, fox demons and the like just like to praise them, so why not care?He felt his face itchy, so he scratched it vigorously, and flung the troublesome insects away, which just happened to land on Monkey King's head with a "click".

A certain irritable monkey instantly turned black.

(Bug: Ma Ma, this horse-faced monkey is so scary, help me! QAQ)

Tao Yao didn't have much self-awareness, but felt a little cold.He suddenly thought of the reason, and said loudly: "By the way, you are wearing clothes, and they don't wear anything!"

Monkey King who just threw away the bug: "..."

These words are so reasonable, he was speechless...

Tao Yao shook the branches and leaves tremblingly.If he could transform into form, he might be able to see a pair of eyes that are even brighter than that of the Xiaotian dog.

"Then you should have heard that Sun Wukong is a monkey who eats goblins!"

Sun Wukong asked in a bad tone: "How do you say?"

"I saw that you are a friend who doesn't have much contact with you." Tao Yao misunderstood his expression, thought he was shocked by ignorance, and said sympathetically, "You are so stupid, otherwise why would so many immortals come to arrest him? Listen It is said that he specializes in eating goblins who are good at Taoism and walking in those crooked ways. Fortunately, I have not yet transformed to save my life."

Sun Wukong snorted noncommittally.

One tree and one monkey suddenly quieted down, only the rustling of the leaves could be heard.

After a while, Sun Wukong asked calmly: "Little Peach Demon, what if I ask you to raise horses?"

"Horse?"

Tao Yao froze for a moment, and immediately began to think seriously.

"It's a good job to keep horses, but it's a little bit of work. I can't move, so I can only tie them here, preferably with a fence around them, so that the horses don't run around. If they don't want to move, I can throw them Tao Zi, you can run much faster if you get hurt, but you have to be careful, some horses have a strong temper, maybe they will hurt me..."

He muttered a lot, ran farther and farther, and even thought about how to deliver a foal in case a foal was born.

Sun Wukong's original anger at mentioning this matter was gradually dissipated by his self-talk, which was a bit funny instead.

"You are thoughtful."

"I've watched others herd sheep, so of course I have experience." Tao Yao replied proudly.

"Is it really not boring to do such a boring job?"

"You are playing tricks on me!" He was a little excited, and the branches and leaves trembled with the voice, "I have even checked the leaves around here one by one, as a peach tree, it can't move, how good it is to raise horses! Resting and looking at the sky all day and all night is really tiresome, to be a monster you have to be content."

Monkey King smiled: "You are right."

The two of them talked nonsense for a long time, until Sun Wukong's depressed mood eased, then he got up and prepared to leave.

"By the way, do you have a name?"

"Me?" Tao Yao was a little excited when being asked his name by another goblin for the first time, "Just call me Yao'er."

In the past, there were some friends who were called like that, but unfortunately, he is the only one left now.

Thinking of this, he suddenly became lonely.

"Yaoer?"

Monkey King didn't understand the meaning, thinking that he was the youngest in the family, so he was called such a tender name.

"Then what's your name?" Tao Yao cheered up again when she heard her name coming out of his mouth, and asked cheerfully.

Sun Wukong put his hands behind his head and lazily replied: "I will tell you next time we meet."

As he spoke, he ignored the angry yelling of the peach demon behind him, and slowly turned back the way he had come.After walking a long distance, I could still hear the sound of peaches being thrown wildly in the other direction.

... This habit of smashing things has to be changed.

That night, Tao Yao fell asleep holding her stomach full of anger.Soon, he forgot about the annoying monkeys in his dream, but dreamed that he had raised a group of docile horses, ran back and forth under command, and gave birth to many lively foals.

He laughed out loud in his dream.

It turns out that he is Monkey King!

Spring is always so bright, Tao Yao stretched her waist in the warm sun, looking leisurely.

Then, I saw a figure gradually approaching from a distance.

He was tall and thin, with a straight back, and a pair of golden pupils reflected a cruel and cruel light. The next second, as if he had a sense, his gaze was cast on the peach tree not far away.

Tao Yao shivered involuntarily.

Of course, as a peach tree, what it shows is the swaying branches, followed by the peaches rolling to the ground.I saw a peach rolling down the hillside all the way, and finally stopped at the feet of Monkey King.

He stopped and reached out to pick up the peach, only then did his expression gradually ease.

Tao Yao said out loud, "What's wrong with you?"

"There was a fight."

Sun Wukong answered lightly, but the bloody aura all over his body and the unconcealed chilling expression proved that it was far more than that simple.

He was extremely tired, and disregarding Tao Yao's wishes, he leaned against the tree root and closed his tired eyes.

"I'll rest for a while, don't make a sound."

Tao Yao's nervous breathing almost stopped, and she said yes softly.

Seeing the sun rising gradually, the cool blue color dissipated and turned into burning pale white.Seeing that he was exhausted, Tao Yao showed kindness and carefully lowered the shade of the tree that covered Monkey King, leaving him a cool place to rest.

However, the good times don't last long, and some troublemakers will always appear.

Hearing the sound of exhaling humming came from far away, Tao Yao knew who it was.Sure enough, in just half a cup of tea, a stout monster slowly