Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 1

Look, there's a panda over there fishing

It was dawn, and the rolling green hills were shrouded in mist.

Wonju pushed open the window.

The management committee of the Daqingshan Reserve is located at the foot of the mountain. It is a small two-story building. His dormitory is on the second floor, facing Daqingshan.

The morning light outlines a line of Phnom Penh on the undulating mountains. From a distance, the clouds are steaming and rosy, full of vitality.Daqingshan is like an ancient giant god who is waking up, exhaling and inhaling along the veins of the land.

Actually...about the same.

Yuanzhou stretched out his hand, and his fingertips followed the outline of the mountains, falling far away on the highest peak.

The morning sun leaps out and distributes the rays of light equally to the vegetation, birds, beasts, insects and fish in the mountains.After a thousand years, he seemed to see the Qingling Mountain God wearing a blue gown, walking slowly from the mountain, followed by a furry, chubby iron-eating beast with two particularly big black eyes—that was himself.

Obviously he couldn't get along in the mountains, so he ran to the mountain god and recommended himself as a mount, but he fell down because he was too round after walking a few steps, so he had to hug the mountain god's legs and roll around to show off his cuteness. pet.

Black history, black history, Wonju couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Fortunately, after so many years, he is no longer the original him, if Qingling wants to ride him again, he will definitely not roll down the valley with him!

Thinking about it, I still have a little expectation.

Full of fighting spirit, Yuanzhou took out his mobile phone and searched——

"How do you make Daqingshan your home?"

"Question: Sir, are you serious?"

"Supplement: Very serious!"

"Answer: First of all, we need to clarify a concept. Land ownership belongs to the state, and individuals have no right to private ownership. Secondly, regarding the price of land use rights, please refer to the old news - "Gu's Group Spends 6 Million to Buy 20 Mu of Qingshanling Land". Need It should be noted that the land purchased by Gu’s belongs to the forestry land at the outermost edge of Daqing Mountain, which only has 600-year use rights. Daqing Mountain covers a total area of ​​about 6 million hectares, which is 9000 square kilometers, or 900 million mu. Gu’s The [-] mu of land that was photographed only accounted for one-[-]th of it.

To sum up, if you want to achieve the goal of "occupying" Daqingshan, you need to pay at least 6×900÷20=270 billion yuan to the state every year. This does not take into account that Daqingshan is a national nature reserve, and there are hundreds of There are thousands of first-class protected animals and plants and thousands of second-class protected animals and plants, and they are all priceless treasures.

To refine it further, if you want to achieve the ultimate goal, you might as well set a small goal first, and earn him [-] million every day [smile.jpg]. "

Yuanzhou: "..."

5000 million is equal to 100 million corn buns, [-] million bamboo shoots, and the current job in Yuanzhou - [-] million times the salary of a forest ranger.

At this rate, after working for another million years, he will be able to buy Daqingshan!

Wonju: Sober.

He dressed seriously and got out of bed, gnawed a bamboo shoot, and searched——

"How much can a panda sell for?"

"Question: What panda?"

"Supplement: The male panda is in the prime of life, with shiny fur and a strong figure. He can march and fight outside, and he can take care of the house inside. As long as he is paid, he will do anything!"

"Answer: It's worthless."

"Question: Impossible! I see people say that pandas are national treasures!!"

"Answer: Trafficking animals under national first-class protection starts within ten years, and the maximum penalty is death. Another: Pandas can guard homes? Are you kidding me?"

Yuanzhou: "..."

You are bear discrimination!

He was so angry that he slapped his phone and thought, this society is too unfriendly to the species of 5000 years ago. If you voluntarily sell your body, you will be arrested and thrown into prison. If you don’t sell your body, you will be confiscated by the state.

He must save Qingling from human hands!

Just start working hard to make money! !

……

After making up his mind, Wonju went to the office.

His current job is a forest ranger, and he patrols the mountains every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday according to a fixed route.This job was arranged for him by the Poverty Alleviation Office after he took the place of a poor mountain boy who died prematurely and accepted the resettlement.

Yuanzhou put on his overalls, picked up a bright flashlight, and was about to leave when another forest ranger, Wang Yuan, who was playing games in front of the computer, stretched his legs to stop him.

"Hey, don't go," Wang Yu'an said, "Xiao Yuan, are you okay tomorrow?"

"I……"

Before Yuanzhou could finish speaking, Wang Yuan said, "I don't think you have anything to do. Anyway, before you came here, you spent all day wild in the mountains... So, I have to go out tomorrow, and you can help me with the day's shift."

Yuanzhou: "But I already helped you with one shift this week."

"They're all colleagues, please help me." Wang Yu'an tapped the keyboard vigorously, and didn't listen to Yuanzhou's words, as if the matter was settled, "Hey, hey, wait for me, don't take my blame!"

Yuanzhou frowned, walked behind Wang Yuan, and pressed his keyboard.

The hero on the screen is unmanned and hacked to death by monsters.

Wang Yu'an raised his head and frowned: "What are you doing? I just want you to do me a favor, you have such a small mind..."

Sure enough, he was an uneducated mountain person, and he swallowed these words abruptly.

Yuanzhou just stared at him.

He is very good-looking, ignoring the white work clothes on his body, he is a handsome young man with handsome features and a sunny temperament, but when he lowers his head, the light shines from above through the soft short hair, making his face extraordinarily white and his eyes extraordinarily black, There is a shadow extending around the ink-splashed eyeballs, which has the aura of a murderer.

I heard that some mountain people have never been down the mountain in their entire lives, and they have no concept of morality and law at all.In their eyes, killing a person, throwing them into a ravine, and being eaten by wolves within two days is no big deal.

Wang Yu'an smiled dryly and said, "Xiao Yuan, brother, isn't this asking for your help? I just had a girlfriend this month, and your sister-in-law is coming tomorrow. I have to take her shopping for the first date. How about some clothes?"

"Forget that I owe you a favor, and I will pay it back next time!"

Yuanzhou moved his nose and breathed a faint evil spirit on him, and his expression relaxed.

Spring, the season of recovery of all things, the season of animal mating.

The demonic aura on Wang Yu'an's body carried a hint of sweetness, marking that he was a chosen spouse by a certain monster.

However, in the eyes of many monsters, "mate" and "prey" are actually a concept. They will eat each other after mating, especially when the other party is relatively weak.

Yuanzhou said: "Okay, I'll be on duty for you, you go out on a date."

Since Brother Wang has "dedicated himself to love" so much, it's not that he can't be tolerant.I hope Brother Wang can "feed" his girlfriend with his delicious body.

"Crazy!" When Yuanzhou's figure disappeared outside the door, Wang Yu'an wiped his face vigorously, as if this could wipe away the blush on his face.

Just now, Yuanzhou didn't know why he was nervous, and suddenly hugged him from behind, hugged his waist, and pinched his face with his fingers.

Then he put all the food he could find in the office in front of Wang Yuan, and told him to eat well with a strange kindness, and he had better feed himself ten catties before meeting his girlfriend.

He was still muttering something silently, "Maybe we can have two legs left," "No, it's better to keep the upper body..."

That look is like his grandma facing the pigs in the pigsty before the New Year.

Wang Yuan had a chill, and rubbed his face desperately: "You pervert, you are just jealous of my handsomeness! I just don't want to eat it!"

The sinister and cunning mountain man must want to see him get fat and get dumped by his girlfriend!He is not fooled!

……

Coming out of the management office is a long white brick wall with slogans painted in red letters, such as "Protect the forest for fire prevention, and the green hills will always be there", "Planting trees and afforestation will last forever."

Wonju paused after "enhancing soil and water conservation and promoting sustainable development", recalling Brother Wang's loose meat and waist like a white chicken, shaking his head and sighing.

Hey.

I hope Brother Wang's girlfriend is a banshee who understands sustainable development.

If not...

As his good colleague, I should try my best to rescue him.

Yuanzhou turned around, and after checking several infrared cameras, he did not follow the prescribed route to patrol the mountain, but walked deeper into the forest.

After a while, a black-and-white flowered iron-eating beast came out from behind the rock, shaking its body. It seemed to have a round body, but when it ran, it was fast and steady, like a gust of wind.

The iron-eating beast ran across the woodland, leaped over the stream, and passed by without even trembling the young leaves on the treetops.

"It should be here." Yuanzhou looked around, his eyes lit up, and there was a bamboo forest not far away. In the forest grew green, slender grass like leeks, with vermilion on the top of the grass leaves. The small round fruit looks quite delicious.

The iron-eating beast rushed forward, rolled on the lawn, and restrainedly picked the grass blades and small round fruits with its bear paws.

Zhuyucao grows in Zhaoyao Mountain. It blooms in 2000 and bears fruit in 5000. It tastes like sugar if you don’t feel hungry.

The clump of Zhuyu grass in front of him was specially transplanted by Qingling for his little bears as snacks during his travels.

Wonju carefully counted the leaves of grass and ate them while counting.

"This one from Qingling, this one is mine, this one is from Qingling, mine, this one is from Qingling..."

It turned out to be an even number at the end, with dark circles under his eyes staring at the bare ground for more than ten seconds, Yuanzhou tore off a leaf from his own Zhuyu grass and put it away alone: ​​"Wang Yuan's."

The leaves and fruit of Zhuyucao have similar effects, but the fruit has a special flavor, which is sweet like honey and has a fruity aroma.Yuanzhou finished his half, took out a jade box, and put the rest away.

——The box carved from the jade of Shoushan, in which items are stored, can last for thousands of years without decay.If it is an exotic flower, the flavor will be the same as when it was just picked.

It is a snack box of Wonju.

Glancing at the messy danmu, shatang, and Jiaguo inside the box... the iron-eating beast swallowed, stuffed the small jade box into the fur on its neck, and ran to the stream.

He dexterously broke off a branch, plucked a ball of black and white hair from his body, and rubbed and rubbed it in the thick pad of flesh.

Soon, a black and white yarn was formed.

After tying the woolen yarn to the branch and tying the fruit of Zhuyucao at the end, Yuanzhou squatted seriously by the stream.

fishing.

The bear's paw held the branch firmly, his eyes were fixed on the crystal clear water, and he remained motionless.

At the bottom of the water, among a pile of grotesquely shaped pebbles, a river clam that looks exactly like the pebbles carefully flaps its two shells—it smells spiritual energy, and it does not mix human breath, it is safe!

The clam is moving forward and forward in the direction of Zhu Yuguo...

Of course, this seems to be the speed of the jet, which is about the same as that of a snail.

But Yuanzhou is a patient iron eater. He sat steadily on the stone, waiting for the baited fish to take the bait.

In the distance, separated by a mountain top, a boy with dyed blond hair rubbed his eyes.

He said: "Old Lin, pinch me, am I dazzled?"

Without saying a word, the black-haired boy in gray sportswear pinched his arm severely.

"It hurts!" The blond boy grinned and jumped up, "Why are you pinching so hard?"

"Who told you not to do business?" Lin Jue asked him, "Have you found your target?"

"No..." The blond boy was depressed for a second, and then showed a nervous expression of excitement: "You must not know what I found!"

Lin Jue: "I'm not interested."

The blond boy raised one corner of his lips, showing a smirk, and dimples appeared on his cheeks.

"Come here, come here," he gave up his position, and forced the binoculars into the hands of the black-haired boy: "Look, there is a panda fishing over there."

Lin Jue: "..."