Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 17

sour and the other half of blood

"Watch the road." Gu Qingqu stretched out his hand to block it, "Who are you talking to?"

"Aww!" Fu Xiao felt as if he had been electrocuted, and finally pulled his eyes out of his phone, "No, no one."

He was about to hit the wall, but he didn't forget to cover the screen with his hands, for fear that his parents would see his chat records.

Gu Qingqu: "Don't worry, I won't watch."

He's not interested in gossip about his nephew and dog friends.

Fu Xiao put the phone back in his pocket: "Uncle, you are the best... Well, don't be angry, everyone knows that you have made a great contribution this time and saved the entire Qingshan City, and no one will care about the situation report."

Gu Qingqu patted the back of his head lightly: "I know it well."

What Fu Xiao didn't know was that Gu Qingqu proposed the situation report on his own initiative, and the reason is very simple - after the report, the whole practice world will think of his name first when mentioning the Panda Demon.

It is a kind of drizzle and silent "binding".

There was a smile on the corner of Gu Qingqu's lips, which was especially rare on his jade-like calm face.His mood was not depressed, but a little excited, like throwing a pebble in a pool of calm water, expecting the waves it would cause.

This sense of anticipation is rooted in the chest, like a branched tree waking up from long-term hibernation, stretching out new branches and leaves around, feeling the air, sunshine, rain and dew...bringing Gu Qingqu a feeling that has never been seen for a long time. Experienced freshness.

Although Fu Xiao didn't know what thoughts were going through my uncle's mind, but seeing that he wasn't really angry, he felt relieved.

He was like a loudspeaker that couldn't shut his mouth, blaring about the things after the breakup.

"As soon as the evil spirit came out, I knew I couldn't handle it, so I immediately took people away..."

Gu Qingqu casually pressed his shoulder: "You did a good job."

Fu Xiao: "I didn't stay and wait for you, I didn't run away, I..."

Gu Qingqu: "I'm proud of you."

Fu Xiaozheng was talking about the GPS failure when he was organizing people to evacuate from the mountainous area. He and Lin Jue temporarily used a compass and mahogany sword to set up a four-dimensional tracing array, and it succeeded...

Hearing the words suddenly stopped.

He wiped his eyes to cover up, raised his head and said, "I will definitely do better next time, brother-in-law, trust me!"

"Yeah." Gu Qingqu felt a little uncomfortable, as if his own milk dog suddenly became a carnivore without knowing it.

The two walked out of the office building in front of the management committee one after the other, and ran into Director Lin head-on.

She was turning her head and said to her back: "Where did you go before? I didn't see you after such a big earthquake. I was almost dying of anxiety. Why did you come back now?"

A clear boy's voice replied: "I was about to leave the mountain, but I encountered a little new situation, and it was delayed—look, that's all."

The two walked into the yard, Director Lin stepped aside, revealing the young man behind him.

He was wearing simple overalls, with a round face, seventeen or eighteen years old, handsome features, black and white eyes staring at the lump in his arms.

That thing was as big as a sparrow, and the boy wrapped it in his clothes, so he couldn't see the head and face clearly. Judging from the variegated feathers, it should be some kind of bird.

Director Lin said helplessly: "You child, you have to have a good heart. It's fine to rescue wild animals at ordinary times. You can't ignore your own safety when you are in danger."

The wild bird in his arms grunted. Director Lin felt that it was agreeing with his words, so he picked up the bird's feathers and looked at it: "It's lucky, it fell like this, and it would have been eaten by a bobcat in normal times."

The cry of the wild bird seemed to be a little louder, and even the drooping wings flapped weakly twice, and the young man picked it up and stuffed it into his arms.

Gu Qingqu's eyes moved, and he felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity, but he didn't grasp the clue for a moment.

Director Lin seemed to have finally noticed that there were two people in front of her, and she said, "President Gu, Young Master Fu, as long as you are all fine... This is Xiao Yuan."

"Yuanzhou!" Fu Xiao greeted energetically, remembering what he had promised him before.

"My uncle!" He winked, meaning that this is the funder we both agreed to help you promote your online store.

Yuanzhou didn't expect such a coincidence, he raised his head: "Mr. Gu."

Gu Qingqu nodded at him absent-mindedly.

Yuanzhou's eyes flicked over his shoulder, and suddenly said: "Director Lin, when I came, I saw the medical vehicle of the county hospital parked at the door."

"Yes," Director Lin patted his forehead: "Almost forgot, Mr. Gu, Dr. Song said that you may have a fracture in your shoulder, and the hospital car just arrived, why don't you go with this car for a checkup?"

Gu Qingqu didn't speak.

After Director Lin finished speaking, he regretted—how could Mr. Gu go to a hospital for ordinary people?Even if there is no private doctor, it should be sent by helicopter to a private hospital with a landing pad. Six or seven attending specialists will lead the way, and more than a dozen nurses will rush forward and back, and the VIP ward will provide one-stop service for blood tests.

I was really influenced by Xiao Yuan.

As a bumpkin who just came out of the mountains, Yuanzhou didn't know that there is such a high-end and magnificent golden pavement treatment method in the world, so he asked with concern: "Bone fracture? Does it hurt? Do you need to be hospitalized? Is the hospital number right?" Not so good?"

This stupid boy.

Director Lin was about to say something to smooth things over, but he saw that Gu Qingqu listened carefully to Yuanzhou's words and replied one by one: "Maybe, it's okay, you can come to visit the doctor if you can get a number."

Director Lin: "??"

Her eyes flicked between the two, wondering when they had such a tacit understanding.

Is Gu always such an approachable person?

Fu Xiao also walked away with his uncle with a suspicious expression on his face - his uncle often had physical problems as a person.

But when going out on missions, senior sick people who beat 90.00% of the normal people, that is, a beauty lamp that can't be steamed, can't be boiled, can't be hammered, can't be fried, and can't explode. The sick subordinates made them feel deeply guilty for being a mortal.If you heard that Gu Qingqu was hospitalized for such a trivial matter as a broken bone, nine out of ten jaws in the Special Affairs Office would be shocked, and the remaining one would be his own.

But no matter what Fu Xiao thought, Gu Qingqu turned around and walked towards the Red Cross medical vehicle of the "County People's Hospital".

Yuanzhou watched them get into the car reluctantly, and asked Director Lin: "What gift is better to bring when visiting a sick person?"

Director Lin patted him on the shoulder: "Don't look, the car is gone, let's show your bird first, I think it's going to be out of breath!"

Yuanzhou did not give up the idea of ​​visiting the doctor, and asked persistently: "How about bringing some food? I see Mr. Gu with a bad face, and I heard that the food in the hospital is not good."

Director Lin originally wanted to say, "Mr. Gu may just say it so casually, don't take it to heart", but facing Yuanzhou's expectant eyes, the words turned on the tip of his tongue: "Then you get something light, such as bone Soup, don’t everyone say what to eat to make up for it?”

What to eat to make up for?

Yuanzhou pinched the wingtips of the miscellaneous bird in his arms.

Sour and fluffed up suddenly.

……

In the supermarket, Yuanzhou held the miscellaneous bird on his chest, and seriously shopped in front of the seasoning aisle.

"Big brother!" Suan Yu had never seen so many people since he was born, Thief Xixi peeked out one eye from his buttonhole, and slobbered, "Would it be safe for me to secretly eat one? "

Yuanzhou slapped the bird's head back with a slap: "There is surveillance, if you are found, you will be fined."

"Oh." Sour Yu suppressed it for a while, but still couldn't hold back, and sighed like a country bumpkin entering the city: "There are so many fucking people!"

Yuanzhou: "..."

He finally snatched the last bag of salt from the aunt who was hoarding salt in the supermarket, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Little brother, I want to ask you something."

"Sour and?" Sour and asked.

"What exactly is your mixed half blood?"

Acid and Zhi Leng furrowed their feathers, and warned: "What the fuck, what the fuck is it about you? ×××! Who is in the way of my blood? God damn it! ×××!"

Yuanzhou: "..."

He simply stopped asking, bought all the things he wanted to buy, and went to the cashier to check out.

When queuing up, Yuanzhou said, "Yes."

"Sour and?"

"You know what? There are two things in the world that cannot be hidden - dirty words and dirty hair."

"Huh??" Yuanzhou scanned the QR code and paid.

"Your food and cage, take it."

The cashier looked at this bright-looking boy suspiciously, and saw him take out an ugly bald bird from his arms, and stuff it into the birdcage—fortunately, there is a nature reserve nearby, otherwise the supermarket would Don't sell these things yet.

The young man twirled the miscellaneous feathers on the bird's wings, and walked away with a smile amidst its rough cry.

"It's good to know."

——For some birds, the miscellaneous feathers are really obvious.

Sour Yu, born in Beishan, has six eyes, three legs, and four wings, and it sings by itself.

That said, sour and howl is its own name.

As the saying goes, birds don't talk harshly. After living in Yuanzhou for so many years, I have never seen them have a habit of swearing.

And another bird—

Guanguan bird, originated from Qingqiu Mountain, has a sound like ah, a shape like a dove, and a very delicious taste.

To translate, that is to say, the Guanguan birds sound like people scolding each other, but this kind of bird lives in groups. When a large group flies over together, it is simply a mental attack. Putting a certain literature website can be read from beginning to end.

The only good thing about this bird is that it is delicious, especially delicious.

Yuanzhou didn't know how Xiao Shangao's acid and palm-sized Guanguan bird hatched such a miscellaneous offspring, but it was cheaper for him anyway.

Returning to his dormitory, Yuanzhou poked the tail of the miscellaneous hair acid and said: "return to the original shape."

"I fucking burst the cage, are you responsible?"

"Well, I'm in charge."

Hey, the sourness and heart want to be in vain, destroying something just makes a fucking bird-you dare to feed him bird food!

It used all the monster energy in its body, and finally turned itself into the size of a pheasant.

Yuanzhou quickly drew a few runes on the cage, and with a flash of inspiration, the space expanded.

The next moment, "Shushuashua-"

The difference between being sour and finding myself still in the cage is that the wings are gone and one of the legs is missing.

It plopped and sat on the bottom of the cage, all the evil energy rushed to the wound to promote recovery, and the body became the size of a sparrow again.

Shi Shiran of Yuanzhou took out fresh bird wings and legs, and the space rune on the cage became invalid and returned to its original size.

But it doesn't matter, the acid is also useless.

It stared blankly at its lost third leg, stunned for a few seconds, and cursed: "I ×××! ×××!!"

Yuanzhou took out his mobile phone to search for recipes, thinking, it's time for Suanyu to learn some human language.

……

The next day.

"It smells so good!"

"What's so delicious?"

Early in the morning, people who came to the management committee to work were distracted by a strange fragrance.

People looked around with their noses up, trying to find the source of the aroma, and finally their eyes fell on Yuanzhou's table, inside a small electric saucepan.

After waiting for a while, the owner of the electric saucepan finally walked into the office carrying a birdcage covered in black cloth.

Yuanzhou was taken aback. He had worked for so long, and it was the first time he had enjoyed such high-profile treatment—half the management committee members were crammed into this office.

Everyone was not familiar with Yuanzhou, so they didn't have the nerve to ask at first, but the aroma in the pot was so enticing, they swallowed their saliva, and finally someone said: "That Xiao Yuan, what is stewed in your pot?"

Before Yuanzhou could open his mouth, a gritted "None of your mother's business!" came from the black cloth-covered cage.

The person who spoke: "..."

Yuan Zhou hurriedly apologized, shook the cage embarrassedly, picked up a corner of the black cloth and said, "The new bird is learning to talk."

They have a lot of birds here, and there are a few senior players in the office, who shook their heads when they saw this, "This bird is like a bird, but it's a pity that it's dirty, so I can't have it."

Yuanzhou: "I still want to redeem it."

His way to redeem is to put the birdcage in front of the TV in the lounge, turn on a popular TV series, and send the acid and voice transmission: "Study hard, if you don't learn well, I will make soup with you tomorrow."

Sour and: "..."

In the following morning, various strange sounds came from the lounge, and those who stayed in the office couldn't help but look there.

After finally taking the lunch break, in order not to continue to endure the torture of the aroma, everyone flocked to the lounge, wanting to see what the ornithology of Wonju has become.

I saw the bird with bald hair, wrapped wings, and a pair of unjustly cross-eyed birds jumping on one leg, and said arrogantly in the cage——

"presumptuous!"

"Bitch!"

"Punish your nine clans!"

Everyone looked at Yuanzhou: "..."

It's over, let's expand the vocabulary for this bird.

The author says:

Sour and: You said that you want me to be your little brother, is it just to make soup with me?