Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 27

But I'm not President Gu's wife

On Daqingshan, the light from the cigarettes burned several blood-red wounds in the night.

Zuo Wen was so angry that he almost smashed his phone, but luckily he remembered that it was Gu Qingqu's phone and stopped in time.

"This bastard!" He scolded: "What is the opinion of the people? I think he just wants to push you to take the blame! This old bastard has definitely planned it for a long time!"

Gu Qingqu lightly tapped the table with his fingers, the moonlight lingered on his fingertips, and outlined a few lines in the air——

Golden Thorn—Evil Demon Organization—Demon Management Committee—Wang Chengwang—

The lines branch and join, interweave and eventually connect to an unknown point.

With a wave of his hand, the crystal light spots dissipated in the air.

Gu Qing channel: "Don't worry, there is still time."

"Yes," Zuo Wen recalled the formation diagram on the table, counted the ratio of crosses and red dots, and smiled gloatingly like a hamster who stole food: "Wang Chengwang, I'm afraid that old man didn't expect that we have gods to help us!"

After finishing speaking, he respectfully changed three new Zhonghua sticks to the mountain god, and prayed: "Mountain god bless you, break the formation as soon as possible, I want that old bastard Wang Chengwang to swallow all the farts he let out!"

Wonju listened carefully to the wish of the believers, listening...he couldn't hear it.

Gu Qingqu covered his ears, and said to Zuo Wen displeasedly: "As a civil servant, can't you clear your breath?"

Zuo Wen: "I don't! Although I smoke, drink and swear, I am a good boy!"

Gu Qingqu: "..."

He looked at the cigarettes, beer and "good boys" on the altar table, and suddenly worried that the mountain god would be taken badly.

……

Beijing.

2 points in the early hours.

"Little Ghost 001, Little Ghost 001, you don't have much time left!"

A countdown of 01:59:59 suddenly appeared above the head of the ball of black plastic paper made of Yin Qi.

After all, the secretary is a mortal body. After staying up most of the night, he took a nap in the car and asked, "What is this?"

"Deadline!"

secretary:"……"

"How many statues are left?" she asked.

"27."

"Convert it, one every 4.444 minutes..."

this number...

Little ghost: "Lucky!"

Secretary: "..." Okay, forget that there is a generation gap between humans and ghosts.

She was about to start the car, when she suddenly listened attentively, and the thin voice drifted in through the car window.

The secretary had goosebumps all over his body: "Wait, did you hear someone talking in that statue we crushed earlier?"

Kid: "YES!"

"That doesn't seem to be my hallucination..."

She boldly opened the car window, and saw a strange white light shining from the shards of the statue, and the voice from it was intermittent, and she could vaguely extract "Gu Qingqu", "public opinion", "ruin", "destroy him" A few key words.

The secretary is also in the public relations business, and when she turned her head, she understood what the thing behind the statue was thinking.

"That's a good idea!" She regained her composure: "What kind of trash comes out of the dump dares to plot against us, Mr. Gu! Did I give you face?"

"The year-end bonus that Mr. Gu promised me has not been paid, the stock dividends have not been received, and the annual leave that I have saved for three years has not been taken. Whoever dares to make trouble with Mr. Gu will kill me!"

"Sit tight!" The secretary clenched the steering wheel and kicked the accelerator to drive the SUV out of the speed of a Ferrari - she wanted to show the ghost in the statue the wrath of the proletariat beating workers!

As a country bumpkin, the little ghost had never been in such a fast car before. He hung on the seat belt and swung around, feeling like a broken plastic bag with air leaking everywhere.

From the corner of his eye, the secretary saw it open the car window, and a cloud of shattered black air flew out from its face, and hurriedly said, "Don't just throw up, help me cover the speeding camera!"

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The kid tremblingly agreed, and his cloudy air filled the camera, covering it tightly.

The secretary breathed a sigh of relief, and stepped on the accelerator to 180.

……

"30...32...35..."

The red circle representing the eyes of the formation on the table decreased like flying, Zuo Wenxi said with a smile on his face: "Good job! If this goes on like this, it will take less than 2 hours to destroy the entire formation!"

Gu Qingqu lowered his head and sent a message on his mobile phone. He didn't lift his head when he heard what he said, and he didn't show any joy.

"What's wrong with you?" Zuo Wen asked, but Gu Qingqu ignored him.

Zuo Wen secretly pushed Yuanzhou and winked at him.

Yuanzhou shook his head—didn't he see that Mr. Gu was busy?

Zuo Wen pulled him to his side bitterly, and said in a low voice, "Comrade Xiao Yuan, I know you trust us Gu Chu. As a good brother of Lao Gu, I am very pleased about this."

"But you can't look like this - you know, a man's cell phone is like his underwear, no one else can touch it, but the wife can flip through it if she wants."

"If you haven't turned over his mobile phone, how can you prove that he loves you?"

Yuanzhou: "But I'm not Mr. Gu's wife?"

Zuo Wen: "It's not right now, it doesn't mean it won't be in the future, you have to take a longer view, you..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Qingqu raised his head: "If you listen to him farting, he is just idle - the phone."

Zuo Wen frantically handed over the phone, Gu Qingqu casually pressed a few buttons, and threw it to him: "Look for yourself."

"Oh." Before Zuo Wen could see the content on the phone, he suddenly felt two piercing gazes.

"Huh?" Because Yuanzhou's body is a panda, when he looks at a person with all his attention, his black and white eyes are extremely bright, as if there are stars hidden inside.

He opened his bright eyes and asked, "Mr. Zuo, why did you let Mr. Gu see your underwear?"

Zuo Wen: "..."

Yuanzhou: "Do you want President Gu to be your wife?"

Zuo Wen: [Dog hook panic jpg];

Yuanzhou: "I don't think Mr. Gu will agree. Of course, I don't agree either."

Zuo Wen received three tons of blows. He looked at Yuanzhou's bright black eyes, and couldn't tell whether the child really didn't understand or was naturally dark.

Hearing the conversation between the two of them, Gu Qingqu took the time to stretch out a hand and rubbed Yuanzhou's head: "Good job!"

Yuanzhou was rubbed comfortably, smiled and rolled his eyes and said: "Look, Mr. Gu really disagrees—otherwise, let's forget it, a twisted melon is not sweet."

Zuo Wen lost another three tons of blood due to the tacit cooperation of the two of them - now it's not a question of whether he can turn Gu Qingqu's melon, but whether Gu Qingqu will turn his head when he finds time!

There's no way, who made yourself cheap?

He had no choice but to beg for mercy: "I was meddling in my own business, please accept your supernatural powers, and I will give you a "Best Partner" award on behalf of the organization... Eh? "

Zuo Wen originally wanted to continue making jokes, but the news broadcast sound from the mobile phone took all his attention away.

"Interlude a special news - In response to the large-scale mass disappearance case that occurred in the capital at 0:20 am tonight, Wang Chengwang, deputy director of the Central Propaganda Department, said that he will hold an open-air press conference at the location of the incident in [-] minutes. Friends from all walks of life are welcome to come. listen in.

Minister Wang Chengwang revealed that at this press conference, he will announce a state secret that has never been made public before, which may affect the policy direction of Jianguo in the next 20 years.

For the detailed situation of this press conference, our reporter will follow up and report for you. "

"What's the meaning of this old bastard?!" Zuo Wen's mobile phone was not escaped in the end. He smashed it and looked at the cracks on the screen and said, "Didn't he say to give us two hours?" ? It’s only four or ten minutes now!”

Gu Qingqu: "Two hours is the upper limit, but he never promised it."

Zuo Wen suddenly understood the word game Minister Wang was playing, and he smiled angrily: "Okay, it seems that he made a special call to deal with us, and he is determined to ruin your reputation!"

If Gu Qingqu believed Minister Wang's words and tried to solve the problem in the capital within two hours, he would fall into his trap.

Just imagine, at the same time as the press conference was held, the formation in the north of the city was suddenly lifted, revealing the real scene inside. Wouldn't that be an endorsement of Minister Wang's theory of "spiritual energy recovery"?

Even if it is not resolved, he can also use other methods to prove the truth of the "spiritual energy recovery". By the way, Gu Qingqu will be held accountable for this.

"These politicians are really dirty." Zuo Wen figured it out, but there was nothing he could do, so he spun around in a hurry.

He suddenly saw Gu Qingqu's confident appearance, and stopped his steps: "Old Gu, since you thought about it in advance, don't say you didn't prepare any way to deal with the old bastard?"

Gu Qingqu shook his phone at him, and a soft voice came from inside: "Yo, I haven't seen you for a few years, "Lightning Dharma King" has become "Old Bastard"?Who gave him a promotion? "

Zuo Wen was pleasantly surprised: "Mirage, Gu Chu invited you here?"

"Don't mention it," the mirage complained, "I slept soundly in the aquarium. When Gu Qingqu made a phone call, my shell suddenly started to vibrate, which alarmed the director of the aquarium. He thought the electric eel next door had shocked me. It almost separated us!"

"Where are you now?"

"I left an illusion in the aquarium, and drove to the press conference with the electric eel. Hey, this table is built! Steel frame, high-definition LED large screen, 1000-watt searchlight, it seems that it took more than a day or two to prepare."

A cool voice came from the side: "It looks good!"

Zuo Wen: "Electric eel, take it easy."

Mirage, also known as Phantom Mirage, has a trace of blood from ancient times, and is one of the few "Zhou" level monsters in the Demon Management Committee.It should have stayed in the Monster Management Committee with other monsters, and then was trapped in the formation.

But isn't the electric eel demon's long-term residence permit detained because of electrifying Minister Wang?Under the operation of Minister Wang, the detention period was extended to 20 years, which is equivalent to being a black household for 20 years.

They are both marine monsters, and the two monsters have always had a good relationship. The mirage simply resigned from the job of the monster management committee, and took the electric eel monster to settle in the Yan Province Oceanarium.

20 years is just enough for them to live to "natural death" in the aquarium, and by the way, spend millions in food and accommodation expenses.

With the mirage, it is easy to do this kind of thing, because it can create an illusion that is close to reality.

"Then I'll leave it to you, Mirage." Gu Qingqu interrupted their conversation.

"Don't worry, leave it to me." Mirage said: "Just for the sake of the little electric eel—by the way, I also hate the old bastard."

As he said that, he hung up the phone and reminded: "Remember to watch the news!"

Zuo Wen breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked around: "Hey, where is Yuanzhou?"

Yuanzhou sat behind the flower bed with his eyes closed and folded his arms. He left when Zuo Wen mentioned Minister Wang's conspiracy.

——I didn't expect human beings to be so cunning, it seems that one kid is not enough!

Yuanzhou sank his spiritual consciousness into the little ghost's body, and he found that the little ghost No. 001 had already divided himself into many pieces and hung it on... the speeding camera in the city.

This is convenient for him to operate.

Powerful spiritual power was poured into these fragments, and the dark energy like a black rag swelled up like a puff, and soon turned into new ghost 002, kid 003... and even kid 100.

Yuanzhou did not endow these little ghosts with intelligence, but regarded them as his own eyes, patrolling the whole city.

Soon, he saw a small animal the size of a weasel furtively carrying a sidewalk hundreds of times its body size, and "whoosh" paved it where the two spaces overlapped.

The two roads that were originally torn apart have been bridged together seamlessly under its efforts.

"I said how can such a random formation succeed. It turns out that you are behind the scenes."

A large palm with condensed Yin Qi descended from the sky and grabbed the small animal's skull.

It panicked, "chucked" and made a hole more than ten meters deep in the ground, trying to get into the sewer.

However, that palm directly picked it up from the sewer, flicking its belly.

The small animal stretched out its two forelimbs like chicken paws, hugged its head, and two big pink ears drooped out of the paws.

With tears in his eyes, it said: "Wow! Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

Yuanzhou listened carefully: "Oh, you said it's none of your business, you were kidnapped? Did you eat you if you didn't work?"

"It's too much! How can it be eaten raw? At least sprinkle some cumin pepper pepper noodles! This is the most basic respect for ingredients!"

The little animal went out of the wolf's mouth and into the tiger's lair, tears flowed into the sea, its paws clinging to the manhole cover, it was snatched away by Yuanzhou and forced to "leave the well".

"It just so happens that my mountain temple already has roast chicken, and I'm still short of a pig's head, so it's you! I don't think you're too small."

Small animal: "Wang—"

It let out a tortuous and continuous cry, indicating that it could be a leading party and help Yuanzhou dismantle this formation.

Yuanzhou waited for it to say: "Let's go!"

Lili, born in Guishan Mountain, looks like a dolphin, has chicken feet on his feet, and sounds like a dog barking. He is very good at water and soil engineering.

This space formation is very rough. After more than half of the formation eyes are destroyed, it is not effective at all times. It is only possible to persist until now by mending one sidewalk and one road.

Naturally, no one knows how to destroy it better than Lili.

The energy pathways connecting the eyes of the formation were broken one by one, and the first ray of sunlight from the outside world seemed to penetrate the blockade soon.

At the same time, the "press conference" carefully planned by Minister Wang also officially kicked off.

He put on a suit and waxed his pomade, walked up to the high platform under the bright lights, and said vigorously: "Reporters and residents, I know that you are very concerned about what is happening behind me at this moment."

"I myself, as well as other government agencies and state leaders, express deep concern and sympathy for the experiences of the residents in the north of the city. Therefore, with various efforts, we have decided to announce the truth of the incident to the public to prevent more residents from becoming victims. By."

"What I'm going to say next may be difficult to accept, please don't be afraid!"

……

The mirage and the electric eel sat in the seats of "resident friends". The electric eel stared at Minister Wang's black and straight hair, and made a "sizzling" sound between his fingers.

Not far from them, two people looked over dissatisfiedly, "Who? To set off electronic fireworks at such a serious time?"

The mirage had no choice but to create an illusion to block him.

"Be patient." He said softly.

Electric Eel Demon: "But his head looks really good."

He also really misses the touch of that black curly hair.

……

Minister Wang on the stage talked about the climax of the atmosphere, and he said impassionedly: "I want to tell you that there are really spiritual energy in this world, and there are really practitioners and monsters. It is the place blocked by monsters!"

There was an uproar from the audience.

Minister Wang had a plan in mind, so he had two 1000-watt searchlights brought in, and the dazzling light pierced the darkness: "If you don't believe me, please take a look! Is this what this neighborhood looks like in your impression?"

"Uh..." The audience was silent for a while, and the silence lasted for a long time, which made Minister Wang feel strange.

He turned his head in silence and saw an ordinary street scene.

There are residential areas, street trees, wild birds and cats... Maybe because it is late at night and there are no people on the street, but sporadic lights can be seen in the distance.

A reporter who lives nearby looked at Minister Wang and said with a complicated expression, "Why not?"

"Impossible!" the author said:

The next chapter will continue to persecute Minister Wang, and the black paper will be arranged.