Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 29 Dark Circles

Mr. Gu, this way you will look the same as me!

Afterwards, the bizarre disappearance case that occurred in the northern suburbs of Beijing was indeed characterized as "due to the indiscriminate digging of invasive species underground, which caused the rupture of underground pipelines and the leakage of exhaust gas, which led to a series of accidents."

After midnight, a series of ambulances drove into the northern suburbs in an orderly manner to take away the wounded affected by the accident.But in fact, not only the angels in white came out of the ambulance, but also a group of practitioners. They held daylilies, which is a spice made of forgetfulness grass. The same group fell down.

The practitioners checked their conditions one by one, and those who were more affected would "paji" paste a decontamination talisman on the Yintang, and then said: "Pull away!"

A pearl-colored mirage was floating in mid-air. The relevant departments urgently deployed more than a dozen anti-aircraft cannons, stuffed mirage beads and dry ice into the shells, and brought an "artificial rain" to the entire north of the city. A near-real dream replaced everyone's nightmare.

So far, no matter what Minister Wang and the people behind him want to achieve, it has become impossible.

There was the sound of a cup being thrown from a mansion within the second ring road. The owner of the cup ignored the eight-petal "Qing Dynasty lotus cup" on the ground, but strode to the shrine and lifted the cup on it Ge Bu said: "God, the formation you gave me is broken!"

If the secretary is here, he will be surprised to find that the voice of the owner of the mansion is exactly the same as that coming from the statue.

What is enshrined in the shrine is not a statue of a god, but a fierce beast with double wings, hanging eyes and tiger eyes.The outline of its body is a bit rough, but it can be seen that it is not the same as the statue in the formation.

"I know." The voice of the beast sounded in the mind of the owner of the mansion. It spoke Mandarin with some ancient accents.

"Why didn't you remind me when the formation was broken?" the master asked.

"My strength is insufficient."

"Haven't many sacrifices been offered for you?"

"What are those little monsters and humans?" The ferocious beast's voice was full of disdain: "I need more and more powerful sacrifices. After I get out of trouble, I will naturally not lose your benefits!"

"Uh..." Although it shouldn't be, but the mansion owner's mind immediately appeared "I am XXX, and now 100 billion power is frozen in the Tiandi Bank, you give me 1000 sacrifices to help me unlock the power, After the matter is completed, I will seal you as the boss of the cultivation world!"

It's a very familiar plot, but... the beast in front of him hasn't been online since he woke up, so he probably doesn't understand such a trendy way of deception.

The owner of the mansion said: "Okay, I will try my best, don't forget what you promised me."

The shadow cast by the ferocious beast on the shrine moved, and its beard seemed to turn up in disdain, "Isn't he just the boss of some group of practitioners? Just these three melons and two dates, are you worth thinking about like this? You are useless. You Check out my reputation and see how I treated people like you before!"

The owner of the mansion remembered what he had read in an ancient book—the fierce beast in front of him was known as the "Patron Saint of Bad People", punishing good and promoting evil, and loving to help bad people the most, so he felt relieved.

The beast said again: "If you suspect that I will not help you, unless you think you are not bad enough!"

"Impossible!" said the owner of the mansion, "I smuggle spells, sell monsters, frame colleagues, murder colleagues, and I will destroy anyone else!"

"Yes, it is to have this kind of self-confidence!" The ferocious beast encouraged: "You can smell the scum on your body even ten miles away. If it was placed thousands of years ago, what is the boss of a group of practitioners? Their countless times stronger practitioners are only assigned to me as slaves for pedicures and teeth washing! And you, I am willing to appoint you as the imperial pedicure officer to supervise their work, isn't this hundreds of times more prestigious than your current job?"

"Uh..." The owner of the mansion was compared with it, and suddenly felt that the new era was better, and the resentment of the failure of the previous plan dissipated.

"Forget it, it's just Wang Chengwang. What does it matter to me if I lose my reputation? There are many pawns like him who want to join the cultivation world... Besides, his failure is not a bad thing, it's just convenient for me to implement the next plan."

The owner of the mansion paced back and forth in front of the shrine and said: "Since the other party firmly denies that there are monsters in the world, let them watch my carefully collected monster transformation videos! Dozens of videos, one shot to the end, no trace of editing!"

"At that time, I'll see how Gu Qingqu and the others will explain it!"

……

The next day.

#王长鬼肉video# After a night of deliberation, it became popular on the Internet together with #北节空气案#.

The "randomly digging species" as the fuse has not been found yet, but the poisonous and harmful gas that caused widespread coma and explosion was investigated by experts and pointed to a chemical plant suspected of illegal operation.

As the picture of the person in charge of the chemical plant wearing silver handcuffs being pushed into a police car appeared on the news broadcast, the whole incident came to a happy ending.

"Thank you very much this time, Mr. Mirage." When the secretary saw the news, it was already noon the next day, and she said goodbye to Mirage at the airport with the legendary "invasive species" in her hand.

"It's easy to say." Mirage used the demon power to turn Fuli into a teddy, so that it could get on the plane from the pet passage.

"If you really want to thank me," he said with a smile, "can you tell me where this pearl came from?"

"What? This?" The secretary took out the pearls she put in a small glass bottle and hung around her neck.

"That's right." When the light of this pearl shrouded itself, the mirage felt the power of the whole body surging.

——He had a hunch that this pearl would be of great use to him.

The secretary kindly shared the address of "Original Rolling Shop" with Mirage.

Seeing the price of [-] pieces, Mirage placed ten orders without blinking, "It's so cheap! Is it too cabbage? What kind of philanthropist is the owner of this shop?"

Secretary: "..." The "big philanthropist" you are talking about has just been bullied by the Internet for "pearls are too expensive". Thinking about it, I feel wronged for him.

"Okay, goodbye for real this time." Mirage filled in her address with gratitude and anticipation, and waved to the secretary.

He suddenly remembered something, took out two free tickets from his pocket, and stuffed them to the secretary.

"Yan Province Royal International Ocean Center?" The secretary looked at the handwriting printed on the ticket.

"Yes, this is my business card." Mirage said, pointing to the most conspicuous place on the back of the ticket, a large shell wrapped around an electric eel, said: "Look, this is me. If you need anything in the future, call me , give you a [-]% discount!"

"Thank you." The secretary put away this unusual "business card", and the corner of her mouth twitched.

——Blame her sharp eyes, seeing that the combination of mirage and electric eel is still the top card in the aquarium, and there is a combination called "Lightning Meteor".

The remaining repertoires in the aquarium - what dolphins count, seals playing football, mermaid performances, can only be ranked behind them.

secretary:"……"

As expected of a big boss, do what you do and love what you do!

The real monster, just dare to lie down in the highly competitive aquarium and earn money!

As for the fake big monster...

She shook the wilting raccoon in the cage, and said to the young lady at the security checkpoint, "This is an anti-bite mask... Yes, our family loves to bite people, and the paw covers are the same, the pattern on it is really pretty, isn't it? "

Putting on more than a dozen layers of demon-forbidden charms, Likong has the ability to dig the ground, but he can't even bite through the small pet air box, and he nestled in the box with tears in his eyes.

When going through the security check, the secretary was a little nervous, and turned her head to look at her shadow. Fortunately, the security check at the Capital Airport was not so strict that even Yin Qi could be detected, so she boarded the plane smoothly.

When walking up the gangway, the secretary felt his hand was gently shaken.

"What?" she asked in a low voice.

Little ghost 001 wrote word by word on her palm: "Thank you, my billing queen."

I worked hard all night dismantling the formation to complete one order, and the secretary made a big deal of ten orders with just a few words, what does this mean?Knowledge is power!

The little ghost is more determined to follow the secretary as an intern, and believes that under her training, he will be able to consolidate his position as the sales champion of the "Original Gun Gun Commissary"!Comparing the little ghost 002 to the little ghost 100!

Secretary: "..." Really ambitious.

It happened to be afternoon when the plane arrived at Daqingshan.

The secretary took a deep breath of air, looked at the blue sky, white clouds and the green mountains in the distance and said, "Qingshan City is really a good place, no wonder Mr. Gu didn't want to leave when he came here."

Kid No. 001 saw a car in the distance, and "欻" got into the shadow, and tapped the secretary's palm before leaving, telling her not to forget what she had promised herself.

"I know." The secretary thought of the gold medal of "National Advanced Errand Runner", and still felt a little embarrassed.

Will Mr. Gu really agree to such a ridiculous request?Or...someone has already said hello, and I just act as a reminder?

If this is the case, then she completely admires the brave man who dared to ask Mr. Gu.

The secretary walked out of the terminal with her suitcase, and the door of the car in front suddenly opened, and a man wearing sunglasses waved at her.

"President Gu... and Mr. Zuo." The secretary saw Zuo Wen in the driver's seat.

"Thank you." The car started.

Zuo Wen was wearing a mask and sunglasses, which covered most of his face, and he refused to take them off even in the car.

The secretary exchanged pleasantries with Gu Qingqu, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with Mr. Zuo?"

"Beep." Zuo Wen blew the flute depressedly.

A smile appeared in Gu Qingqu's eyes: "He deserves it."

When they arrived at the hotel where they were temporarily staying, the secretary finally understood why Zuo Wen was dressed like this.

The skin on the corner of his mouth was broken, there was a small bruise, and there were dark circles on either side of his eyes, which were quite symmetrical.

Secretary: "Mr. Zuo, have you been robbed by robbers on the road?"

Zuo Wen complained: "Remove the word "Jie", I was beaten by Gu Qingqu's little boyfriend?"

He said the word "male" very lightly, almost passing it off the tip of his tongue, so Gu Qingqu didn't bother with him.

He raised his eyelids: "Isn't it because you insist on giving him a drink?"

"Is it my fault?" Zuo Wen cried out for himself: "I just wanted to celebrate, but I didn't see when he secretly drank..."

Speaking of which, Zuo Wen really couldn't be blamed for this matter, but it also had something to do with him.

Last night, after watching the press conference, the crosses on the table were already full of pictures.

The matter was resolved smoothly, and according to common sense, the mountain god should be sent away.

In general god-giving ceremonies, some offerings are prepared for the gods to take away, such as fragrant flowers, fruit offerings, and even precious spiritual objects, which represent frequent exchanges with the gods and the meaning of asking the gods to continue to bless them.

But Zuo Wen may not have recovered from the excitement, or he and Minister Wang were exposed to 800V high-voltage electricity, which made his already poor mind even worse.Anyway, without waiting for Gu Qingqu to stop him, he grabbed the snowflakes on the altar table, lit a please talisman and stuffed it in: "Master Mountain God, I offer you a toast!"

After finishing speaking, he readily opened a bottle for himself, gulped it down in one gulp, and showed the bottom of the bottle: "Be the first to do it as a respect!"

Gu Qingqu: "..."

Under the action of the flames, the wine evaporated with a "squeak", and lost its color and aroma at the same time, as if the essence had been absorbed by a magic talisman.

Gu Qingqu felt a weight on his shoulders, and immediately looked to the side.

Sure enough, when the eyes met, there was something wrong with Yuanzhou's eyes.

Dazed, he bumped Gu Qingqu's shoulder, stretched out his arms, and hugged him.

Gu Qingqu remembered that the bold panda hugged him like this when he first saw him, his eyes softened, he picked up a bottle of beer from the altar table and stuffed it into Yuanzhou's palm, taking advantage of Zuo Wen not paying attention, he said: "He's drunk , I'll take him back."

"Just one drink, why are you drunk?" Zuo Wen raised his head from the wine bottle, the chicken thief glanced at the two of them, and immediately thought he understood: "Go, go... I'll clean up here."

Gu Qingqu glared at him to prevent him from saying what he shouldn't say.

He half-armed and half-embraced Yuanzhou, and took a few steps forward in this Siamese-like posture, and Yuanzhou suddenly became sober.

Hanging on Gu Qingqu's shoulder, he glanced at Gu Qingqu's chin, then at Zuo Wen, and said to Zuo Wen, "Mr. Gu!"

"Uh..." Zuo Wen still had a gloating smile on his face, and suddenly saw a black shadow rushing towards him.

He was startled, and while hiding, he said: "Old Gu, you can see clearly, this is his first move!"

Zuo Wen had practiced his skills before, so he didn't think he couldn't hide from this drunk, but he didn't expect Yuanzhou's movements to be more flexible than he imagined, and he didn't expect Gu Qingqu, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes, to get sidetracked in front of the two of them.

He was tripped by Gu Qingqu and staggered, causing Yuanzhou to grab his collar.

"Okay, Xiao Yuan, wake up, I'm not your Mr. Gu." Zuo Wen moved his face in front of Yuan Zhou, trying to make him see clearly.

"You're not." Yuanzhou loosened his hands and stared at his face in confusion.

"Yes, I'm not." Zuo Wen quietly stepped back.

Suddenly, he tightened his neckline and saw Yuanzhou's shining eyes.

Zuo Wen was in a bad mood, before he could react, he punched hard with a "bang", Yuanzhou hit his left eye socket directly.

Zuo Wen: "..."

I couldn't believe I was beaten.

He covered his left eye, pursed the corners of his mouth, and said seriously: "Okay, Xiao Yuan, enough is enough, if I do anything again, I'm going to be really angry!"

However, after making sufficient preparations this time, he still did not escape Yuanzhou's second punch.

"Uh..." Looking at the symmetrical dark circles on one side, Yuanzhou was finally satisfied. He admired Zuo Wen and said, "Mr. Gu, now you look exactly like me, you look good!"

Zuo Wen: "..." It's the same yarn!

He was very depressed, but he couldn't reason with a drunk, so he had to push him to Gu Qingqu's side: "Yes, it's the same, it looks good, and I'll bring him a pair, and we can't let him get away from us." public aesthetics."

When Yuanzhou was about to walk to Gu Qingqu's side, he paused again, and Zuo Wen's heart tightened, for fear that he would make trouble again.

What he was worried about really happened, Yuanzhou said: "Mr. Gu, I don't think your eye circles are big enough."

Zuo Wen: "..." Your mother!I am not a panda!

The chaotic scene of chickens and ducks talking with each other lasted until the bird in Yuanzhou opened the cage and ran out without waiting for the owner to feed it.

It stood on Yuanzhou's shoulder, spread a piece of wings and stuffed it into Yuanzhou's mouth, then hung its eyes to look to the left, and let out a gloating laugh: "Hey, you fucking chick looks pretty good!"

"Uh……"

"Don't run! Stop! If I don't kill you today, I will take your surname!" The power that came from nowhere made Zuo Wen shake off Yuanzhou, chasing and beating the acid and fleeing the scene with his wings.

Suan and Bianfei turned around and said, "Gong Xi Fa Cai, you don't need any red envelopes. Be the lucky money that Grandpa Bird gave you! Quack!!"

in the yard-

"Uh..." Yuanzhou finally woke up.

"Bah." He spit out the feather, acid and meat in his mouth, and he couldn't get drunk. Although the weight of a feather is small, it is enough to unpack a bottle of beer.

Yuanzhou couldn't remember what happened before, he asked: "Mr. Gu, did the mountain god send you away? Where's Mr. Zuo?"

"Send it away." Gu Qingqu reached out and touched the top of his hair, looking thoughtfully at the charisma that had been burned to ashes and settled at the bottom of the wine glass.

The author says:

Sorry, I thought the deposit box was sent out, but there was no orz, and it will be fixed at 9 pm in the future!From next month, I will try my best to be on Saturday;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!