Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 32

Good friends are for eating!

These "true or false" thanks are naturally sincere, and anyone with eyes can see the vigorous vitality radiating from the depths of her heart.

Like a tree that has been burned by fire, the green branches and buds bloom again.

However, Heizi is selectively blind——

【Show! 】

【Strangle the money! 】

【Ugliness brings trouble! 】

A series of vicious abuse flooded the barrage, watching Yuanzhou's blood pressure rise, he wanted to send a kid to scare them.

"Don't worry." Fu Xiao was confident.

Seeing "Is it true or not" on the screen, Shi Shiran said: "Everyone has seen the effect of the bead, I know some friends don't believe it, or suspect that I and the shop owner are acting together to deceive everyone, so yesterday I and "Yuan Gungun After communicating with the customer service of the canteen, it was decided to draw 3 lucky people from the audience friends in the live broadcast room, and each presented a Ruzhu bead worth [-] yuan. "

As soon as I finished speaking, the bad comments in the barrage disappeared, and they were all replaced by emoji packs of "I, me, me!", "Smack me!", "Hands up!"

"Is it true?" said: "Please wait, I haven't finished yet - this lottery is only limited to users who have followed the live broadcast room for more than 7 days and have never made any personal attacks. Disqualification."

In other words, the group of black fans who were still abusing her before cursed her for losing her qualification for the lottery.

"Uh..." They felt like they had lost 1 yuan.

After about a few seconds, a familiar account popped up to speak: "Why? A broken anchor is still engaging in discrimination?"

[Although I don't like this broken bead, you can't disqualify me! 】

[If you don't smoke us, it means you have a guilty conscience! 】

"Is it true?" He took out a cup soaked in pearl water from the refrigerator, and said casually, "I spend my own money to draw a lottery, and I can give it to whoever I like!"

The black fan was so confused by her, and said angrily: "If you don't smoke, you don't smoke. What's the big deal? It's just a broken pearl, who can't afford it?"

"Is it true?" laughed angrily at their capricious attitude, and was about to speak, when he choked his trachea with a sip of water.

"Cough cough", she patted her chest hard, and suddenly felt something round and slid down her throat.

The audience in front of the screen could see it more clearly than her, and the barrage flew by like raindrops——

[It's a pearl! 】

[It's a pearl! ! 】

[Anchor, you swallowed 1 yuan in one gulp! ! 】

They are sincerely concerned about whether it is true or false, so much so that the exclamation point they typed can circle the earth three times.

"Is it true or not": "..."

Fu Xiao felt his phone vibrate, and he looked down.

Customer service Xiaoxiao: Thank you for visiting the store, please consult us if you have any questions.

True or False: Help!I accidentally swallowed the pearl, do I need to go to the hospital for gastric lavage?

Customer service Xiaoxiao: Don't worry, I'll ask the owner.

"Brother Yuan," Fu Xiao just put down the phone, and saw Yuanzhou frown from the corner of his eyes, and said in a low voice, "It's not good."

There was a "click" in his heart immediately - there must be no accident, right?

I saw Yuanzhou nervously asking his uncle: "Mr. Gu, the medicine is too powerful! I won't be caught as a monster, will I?"

Gu Qingqu: "No, I'm here."

"If I was caught as a monster, would you come and save me?"

"meeting."

"How to help?"

"I have the keys to the prison."

Yuanzhou was satisfied, and waved at Fu Xiao: "It's nothing serious, just wait until her eyes will grow back, so don't be too surprised."

Fu Xiao: "..."

What kind of role-playing are you all playing in the role-playing of a high-cold practitioner robbing prisons and bravely rescuing pretty monsters?

No eyes no eyes.

In a trance, he directly copied Yuanzhou's words: "Dear, please don't be surprised, dear, it's nothing serious, but your eyes will grow out later..."

and many more.

After Fu Xiao hit enter, he read his own words again—the eyes that had disappeared for many years grew back by themselves?What kind of medical miracle is this? !

He collapsed and said to Yuanzhou: "You killed me!"

What is more speechless than Fu Xiao is "is it true or not?" In this day and age, amputated limbs can be reattached, and even people who have been amputated for a long time have the possibility of returning to normal.

But there are tens of thousands of optic nerves in the eyeball, and it is undoubtedly impossible to reconnect them and restore function.

She had accepted the reality and hadn't had such an unrealistic dream in a long time.

Even so, being poked in the wound is still not a pleasant thing. If the other party's pearls hadn't helped her restore her appearance, she would definitely complain to the customer service.

"Is it true or false" did not avoid the audience in the live broadcast room when sending the message, so many people saw the reply from the customer service Xiaoxiao, and couldn't help but have the same thought in their hearts as "Is it true or false".

[This customer service is too much, running the train with his mouth full! 】

【The anchor, don't be sad, we will help you complain about him. 】

"Is it true or not?" Thanking the netizens for their concern, he smoothed things over for Fu Xiao: "Forget it, the customer service may be trying to comfort me, but I've been used to it for a long time. Although I lost my eyes, glass eyes are also very Beautiful, look-"

She put her face close to the camera, letting the light shine on her colorful right eye, and shaking it left and right, the light in her eyes shimmered, like sea water sprinkled with moonlight.

The audience gradually stopped blaming the customer service and praised the eye.

At this moment, "Is it true or false" suddenly felt a coolness in his eyes, as if liquid was gushing out.

She wiped it subconsciously and saw the blood on her hand.

The bright red blood reminded "True or False" of the day when she lost her eyes, her mind went blank, and when she regained consciousness, she saw the panic-stricken audience and the bullets who asked her what happened through her blood-red vision. screen.

Perhaps the right eye gushing blood had been necrotic for many years, "Is it true or false" did not feel pain, but a coolness came from the depths of the eye socket.

She thought it was her own illusion, held back her panic and comforted the audience, and prepared to download it in advance.

However, just before she clicked to log out of the account, the barrage was suddenly filled with lines of the same handwriting.

Some people even rushed to the member special effects, and the golden font number one was followed by a dozen exclamation points: "Eyes! Anchor, your eyes!!"

"It has grown?" "Is it true?" After reading the next few words, she was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found something that she had ignored.

There was no blood around her left eye, so she could see the hazy blood... it was the right eye!The right eye that was lost six years ago!

In the live broadcast room, the eyes that could see "true or false" were covered with mist almost immediately. She raised her hand in disbelief and touched the newborn's eyes lightly.

The tentacles are warm and elastic, not cold and hard like glass.

"My eyes have grown?" "Is it true?" She stood up choking with sobs, and frantically searched on the table with trembling hands. Finally, she touched a glass bead. A prosthetic eye in which the eye protrudes from the socket.

"Is it true or not?" Holding the glass bead that had accompanied him for six years, it was only at this moment that he truly felt that he was alive again.

She didn't care about her image in front of the camera at all, and cried heartily.

The barrage exploded.

【impossible? 】

【how is this possible? 】

[If I hadn't been a three-year-old fan of the anchor, I would have thought this was acting! 】

【Until now, I don't believe this is true, who will pinch me? 】

【Hiss, I pinched myself, it really hurts.it is true!Has anyone recorded the screen?I want to see how the eyes grow again! 】

[Not recorded. 】

[Not recorded +1]

[I'm about to be mad at myself, damn it!Why am I so lucky to witness such a historic moment?And why unfortunately forgot to record the screen!I just want to slap myself right now! 】

[Wait, who of you still remember what the customer service at the "Original Rolling Shop" said?It's the "don't be surprised, your eyes will grow back" kind of thing. 】

【…】

The last barrage reminded everyone that they opened the webpage, and while continuing to watch the live broadcast room, they flocked to the Yuan Gungun canteen, wanting to buy a pearl at a high price.

This is not a 1 yuan pearl!This is a life!

"Damn it! Who said this is a sky-high price of pearls!" Someone said: "This is obviously a jumping price, and the owner is an honest person, so he didn't adulterate a single word, okay?"

[Kneeling to the owner to raise the price, it’s okay to increase the price by 10 times or 100 times, it’s too cheap now, I’m afraid I won’t be able to buy it myself! 】

I don’t know if the person who posted the last barrage was showing off his wealth, but he is a crow’s mouth for sure. Before the water friends who flocked to the “Original Rolling Shop” had time to buy them, they saw “Ruyu pearls, health care and defense” Disease exorcism, pure natural breeding, healthy and harmless" has been removed from the store.

Ask customer service to know - sorry, out of stock.

When will the stock be replenished? It depends on Ruyu's mood. By the way, it is often bullied by a silly bird recently, and it is not in a good mood.

If you want to put it in other stores, such an appetizing hunger marketing method has long been sprayed into a sieve, but the buyer who came to consult has only seen the anti-weapon effect just a second ago, and he is convinced, They had no choice but to ask humbly: "Then when is it in a good mood? Can I tell it a joke? If not, tell it two."

customer service:"……"

Netizens this year are becoming more and more talented as comedians.

In the end, Yuanzhou had no choice but to follow the advice of Fu Xiao and the customer service, and put up an announcement in the store——

"Because the production of Ruzhu beads is limited, after giving the anchor "true or false" three pieces for the lucky draw, there was a long period of time when they could not continue to supply them.

If you have a burn patient in a dangerous period, a patient with severe eye disease, or other difficult and miscellaneous diseases that need to be purchased urgently, please bring your medical records and other supporting documents to the "Original Rolling Shop" to apply. After reviewing the information, the customer service will naturally send you the order goods.

Our store is the only retailer of mountain goods designated by the Daqingshan Mountain Temple. In addition to Ruzhu, the store also has "super-delicious bird wings of ancient and rare species in high mountains" and "free-range chicken legs with chewy texture" for you to buy. Unique, high-quality and low-cost, the mountain gods say it is good after eating. "

"That's OK," Fu Xiao clapped his hands: "My uncle said that the consecration ceremony of the mountain temple is about to be held, and we should try our best to let as many people's attention focus on the mountain temple—how is my uncle doing?"

Gu Qingqu patted the dog's head lightly: "This month's pocket money will be doubled."

Fu Xiao: =w=

It wasn't until half a minute later that he realized that because he and Lin Jue secretly captured the pheasant demon, this month's pocket money had been deducted into a negative amount.

Fu Xiao: T^T;

Damn pheasant demon!

"Ah!" Golden Thorn sneezed, being cursed frantically in his heart, and his corns angrily looked at the new "Chewy Chicken Drumstick Raised Free-range in Mountainous Areas, Mountain God Says It's Good".

Don't think she didn't see it, it was clearly her leg!It took three days to grow back after being cut off!There is also a scar on the chicken paw that was cut out by a mahogany sword!

"Damn it, what a broken shop, see if I don't ask my master to spray you to death!"

Putting aside their master-student relationship, many water friends who did not buy such pearls went back to the "true or fake" live broadcast room to draw a lottery, only to find that "the live broadcast room you are following has been banned because of bloody violence."

? ?

It turned out that the "true or false" was excited and smeared the dripping blood everywhere, triggering the automatic blocking function of the live broadcast room.

While the water friends were dumbfounded by this wave of accidental injuries, they saw her release a statement, saying that she had appealed to the platform and would live broadcast the whole process of her going to the eye hospital for reexamination after the unblocking, and protect her in Daqingshan on June 6. At the consecration ceremony of the District Mountain Temple, I personally thanked the mountain god with incense.

"So this wave is...the perfect combination of science and metaphysics?"

The water friends couldn’t draw prizes for a while, so they had to go back to the “Original Rolling Shop”, eager to try the 6666 “super delicious bird wings” and 998 “free-range chicken thighs”.

Finally, there is the first person to eat crabs.

"Isn't it just 998? I'll buy it!"

……

"Brother Yuan, the sales of chicken drumsticks have exceeded 10, 20, 30..."

Wonju pulled the item off the shelves before it reached triple digits.

“啊？为什么？”符宵不解：“才1分钟而已，再等个5分钟，我们起码能销售1000单！那就是99万8千！”

Fu Xiao was very excited to make money with his own hands for the first time. He had already thought about it. Yuanzhou said he would give him a 10% commission.

At that time, he will use the money to make a gold chain for my uncle, hang a gold plate on it, and write a letter-"peerless good uncle" in big characters.

After listening to his thoughts, Yuanzhou nodded approvingly, and then asked, "Have you considered the chicken's feelings?"

"what?"

Fu Xiao's doubts persisted until Yuanzhou gave him a pack of elixir and asked him to harvest fresh ingredients.

He met the golden thorn's "killing and dying" gaze, skillfully cut the chicken leg, stuffed the elixir, packaged it, cut the chicken leg again, stuffed it with the elixir, and packaged it...

"I'm sorry," he said guiltily to Jinji, "I know I'm sorry for you, but for my uncle's gold medal, you can feel wronged—the chicken legs can grow again if they are gone, if my uncle's gold medal doesn't If you buy it at 618, the price will increase!"

"Gu, Qing, Qu!" Jin Ji smacked her lips full of hatred, and smacked out the taste of the Zhu Yu fruit she had dreamed of. She had even fought with Si Si for this fruit.

But that seems to have happened in her previous life. After experiencing countless growing pains, now she not only doesn't want Zhu Yuguo, she even feels sick when she smells it.

Unfortunately, it's too late.

After harvesting the last chicken leg, Fu Xiao counted: "100."

He forcefully stuffed the last piece of wishing fruit into Jinthorn's mouth, and said with the basket in his hand, "Goodbye."

The sour and shivering at the side, it grabbed the phone with its claws, looked at the sales volume of "Super Delicious Bird Wings", which has not reached double digits, and patted his chest with its wings: "Fortunately, the price of meat is more expensive!"

However, it is inevitable that they will be harvested too frequently in the future, and the acid and the bird's eyes turned around, as if they had some crooked ideas.

"I remember the one that was sealed next door. There seems to be a fat left? That idiot has six legs and four wings, so it's better than me?"

So it immediately flew to Yuanzhou to express its friendship: "Boss, Boss, I will contribute a new ingredient to you!"

Yuanzhou was checking the trending searches with his mobile phone. After listening to the sour words, he cut out a "three-day free eating card" from a cardboard and hung it around his neck. This card rests."

Sour and moved, the bird's eyes lit up, and he began to rack his brains to think about what other good friends he could contribute thousands of years ago.

——It’s not just for a free card, it’s obviously for the friendship of everyone sharing weal and woe!

"By the way, Boss, Feiyi is a beast with a fire attribute. Sprinkle some prickly ash and cumin chili noodles, and roast it on the real fire of Samadhi. It's delicious! Don't forget to give me a bite when the time comes!"

As a monster, Yuanzhou could easily see through its mind: "Did you want to eat it thousands of years ago?"

Acid and Cai would not say that it is a mixed race, and that it cannot beat Fat Yi in a fight. It quibbles: "We are all good friends, how can I do such a thing that destroys friendship?"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!