Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 40 Troubleshooting

Can I eat you?

Yuanzhou wore a straw hat and worked in the mountain temple, no, Daqingshan Shemale Harmony Industrial Park.

The so-called labor means that the fat panda with black and white flowers is reclined on a reclining chair. There is a straw shed on the top to enjoy the shade. On both sides, bird monsters fan him diligently with their tails. In a curved stream not far away, there are Several koi, grass carp and goldfish splash water mist here to cool down.

"My lord!" A macaque ran over from the stream with a watermelon in his hands, cut it into pieces with a knife, lifted a piece of watermelon soaked in the stream, and brought it to Yuanzhou's mouth.

Yuanzhou: "Ahh!"

This is the life he dreamed of, and he won't change it for any money!

Hmm... Gu Qingqu is still missing.

Yuanzhou didn't want to admit it, and after only a dozen days of separation, he began to miss his own mountain.

Whatever he wanted, at this moment, his cell phone rang, and Gu Qingqu's name was displayed on the screen.

Yuanzhou raised his hand and asked the macaque to put the melon on a small table beside him and put through the video call.

Gu Qingqu saw the scene here: "..."

It feels like being on the joint set of "Journey to the West" + "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

Yuanzhou felt his speechlessness, and waved his hand behind him: "They all become human, don't hurt Mr. Gu's eyes!"

"Yes, my lord."

Amidst the singing of warblers and swallows, seven or eight beauties appeared around the panda.

Nearby are the two white-clothed egrets. They are slender and ethereal, with white hands and fluffy hands, gently flapping white feather fans.

In the distance are carp spirits and goldfish spirits wearing golden red tulle. These aquatic monsters have watery and lovely eyes, smooth and fair skin, and delicate and soft voices.With their waists slung, they swam to the shore, and water droplets rolled down from the tulle, refracting colorful light, like lotus emerging from water.

Even the originally unattractive macaque spirit turned into a handsome, sunny, blond guy with honey-colored skin, wild abs, and very little clothes.

It can be said that Chunlan Qiuju is good at winning.

The panda spirit was at the center of the gazes of these beauties, as if she didn't notice their admiring gazes on her, almost scorching the panda fur.

He asked Gu Qingqu: "President Gu, what can you do with me?"

Gu Qingqu: "..."

It's still "Journey to the West" + "The Legend of Zhen Huan", and the current scene can be called "The goblins don't eat Tang monk meat, but eat His Majesty the Panda who went down the mountain to escape the summer heat".

What a scene of extravagance and lust!

Gu Qingqu couldn't help gripping the chair tightly with his free hand, almost breaking off the corner of the chair.

He said: "Now the monsters in the industrial park still work during the day and eliminate illiteracy at night?"

"Yes."

"What did you learn?"

The group of demons chattered: "Chinese, mathematics, science, morality and the rule of law..."

Gu Qingqu seriously suggested: "It's time to add a subject of politics. Later, I'll ask someone to bring the textbook back... No, I'll bring it myself."

"You want to go back to Daqingshan?" Yuanzhou sat up in surprise, "When?"

Gu Qingqu couldn't help smiling: "For the last few days, I have something to ask you."

"The emissary of the Japanese demon world, she wants to visit the industrial park?" Yuan Zhou said, "It's possible, but what about the rest of their delegation?"

"It's more complicated, I'll talk about it when I get to Daqingshan." Gu Qingqu glanced at the beauties surrounding Yuanzhou, and wanted to say a few more words, when someone knocked on the office door.

The person who knocked on the door was very eager, and the voice was as thick and dense as a drumbeat, Gu Qingqu had no choice but to say: "Call back."

"Let them transform back." Before hanging up the phone, he couldn't hold back.

Yuanzhou didn't say yes or no, he kept staring at the screen until Gu Qingqu's face completely disappeared.At the last moment, he caught the regret in Gu Qingqu's eyes.

The monsters onlookers noticed that Lord Panda seemed to have met something happy, he hummed a little song, and opened a small video sent by Zuo Wen, in which Gu Qingqu rode him.

Yuanzhou snorted softly, waved his hands, and said to the macaque: "Don't you like studying? Come, tell me, what is the main content of the political class?"

"Where there is oppression, there is resistance," the macaque said, "Eliminate the exploiting class, and the proletariat will become the master!"

"Well said." Yuanzhou said.

He repeated "Turn over and be the master", turning the little monsters back into their original form.

——Sooner or later, I will ride you!

……

Beijing.

Gu Qingqu stroked Yuanzhou's profile picture on the screen, and finally smiled.

The knock on the door was more urgent, he stopped smiling and walked over to open the door.

His uncle Bai Jinglin was standing at the door, his nose was neither nose nor eyes, and he said in a low voice: "Gu Qingqu, have you agreed with the mountain god, when will you leave?"

Gu Qingqu held the doorknob with his hand: "I think the envoy likes the uncle very much, that's right, the task of receiving the Japanese delegation was requested by the uncle himself, or let her stay with the uncle..."

Bai Jinglin, who is behind the scenes, has troubles that he can't tell. He tried his best to smuggle the statue of the god to the Japanese.

Those Japanese people didn't know what bad things they wanted to do, they refused to go through the good passage for foreign guests, and insisted on lurking in the community, but they were almost taken over by the aunt of the community.

Fortunately, they were vigilant, and put a few shikigami outside the door, relying on the shikigami, Mr. Xiao Lin ran away overnight with his subordinates, and since then has been hiding in Jiangguo, waiting for the application of the Japanese delegation to be officially approved by Jiangguo , Only in this way can one's identity be whitewashed.

This is a pain for the mastermind behind the scenes. When he got the news, the Wa people had already escaped. Without being able to expose himself, he tried every means to track down the traces of the Wa people. He was so angry that he cursed several times, "These devils are better than rats!" Hole!"

In the end, God Venerable thought of a way. As a fierce beast in the age of mythology, even though its whole body strength was sealed, it still had blood and evil spirit different from ordinary monsters.

It made Bai Jinglin find a businessman who specializes in counterfeiting antiques, make himself old, and bury him in the place where the Japanese people appeared last time, and then let out evil spirits and act accordingly.

For the first few days, nothing happened.

A few days later, Bai Jinglin was a little anxious, but the beast said, "Calm down."

It mutilated a few small animals like rabbits and mice, drained their blood and hung them upside down on a tree, posing a bloody and terrifying formation that was actually useless, and successfully made the local news.

Another day later, I saw the shadows of the trees shaking in the forest, the wind was screaming, and in the darkness, a few black long-strip shikigami sneaked into the cordon cautiously, muttering a few words in Japanese that they didn't understand, and rubbing the formation on the scene to the backstage Then, according to their instructions, they carefully entered the center of the formation and dug out the "thousand-year evil thing" hidden tens of meters deep underground.

Through the eyes of the beast, Bai Jinglin saw the Japanese people trembling with excitement, holding the statue of the beast to study everywhere, and somehow felt sad for them.

He applauded habitually: "The god is clever and clever, wise and brave!"

"That's it." The fierce beast said conceitedly: "Who can understand the bad guys better than me?"

"Let them get excited first. After they have tried various methods, I will pretend to be awakened by accident and prepare to lead them to cause trouble in Jiang Country. Believe it or not, they will do whatever they say?"

"That's why it's better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish."

"In order to be more believable, this method of appearance must be bloody. Let them bleed one by one and soak the statue in it. Hey who, please check for me. How much blood can an adult die at a time?"

Bai Jinglin: "..."

He searched for "the maximum amount of blood donated by adults" on a certain degree.

After searching and searching, I thought of what the Japanese people had done before, so I simply deleted the search results and changed it to "pregnant women bleeding heavily"...

After reporting the result to the beast, Bai Jinglin felt a little sad for some reason.

He sighed: "Fishing law enforcement is impossible to prevent."

Since the Wa State delegation officially stated that "it has not yet arrived in the territory of Jiang State", these Wa State people have to hide in Tibet for a while.Bai Jinglin took over the task of receiving the delegation, initially for the convenience of finding the Wa people, but now, this task has become his burden instead.

He looked at Gu Qingqu's hateful face, and for a moment couldn't tell whether it was him or the cat demon girl in the room behind him who was more hateful.

One, his lifelong enemy, has a talent that he can't reach.

One is his nemesis of the sky demon. After only one day of contact, it made his already poor hair worse.

He was caught between the two, and he felt like a donkey being burned, being caught between the two.

Bai Jinglin stared at Gu Qingqu, his face sinking like water. He was about to use his status as an elder to overwhelm others, when a girlish voice came from behind him unexpectedly: "Mr. Bai, are you ready? My fish-flavored shredded pork and couple's lung slices Are you here? I have been waiting for a long time, and I am so hungry, if I am not satisfied this time, I will really eat you!"

Bai Jinglin: "..."

He was silent for a few seconds, swallowed his anger and squeezed out a smiling face, and said to Gu Qing, "We are all a family, how could the uncle hurt you?"

"Master, this is for your consideration. Director Panda will take over the Demon Management Committee sooner or later, and deal with the Japanese envoys earlier so that it can prepare for the communication in two weeks—besides, the Demon Management Committee hides many secrets, which cannot be let go." If the Japanese came into contact with it, the envoys will continue to stay here, for fear that they will be tempted."

Of course Gu Qingqu understood this truth, he took Bai Jinglin's expression into his eyes: "Has Master Uncle always treated me like a family?"

"of course."

Gu Qingqu nodded, and he walked to the opposite side, wanting to see who was the girl who drove Bai Jinglin to this point.

Before entering the door, I first saw the takeaway boxes stuffed in the office, with a variety of notes on them.

"Sweet and sour fish without sugar and vinegar", "Brown sugar Bobo milk tea without sugar and milk and tea", these are relatively simple requirements.

As for those with complex requirements, just like what the girl mentioned just now, "Fish-flavored shredded pork, no shredded pork, but fish", "Squirrel mandarin fish, no fish, only squirrel", "Couple lung slices, choose a tender couple, I want to eat raw"... …

All are requests that will be permanently blacklisted by the takeaway shop and publicly executed.

The girl sat on a chair, dangling the bell on her head—even though she was not happy with the takeout, she ate it all.

Even so, he still said that he was not full. Gu Qingqu seemed to suddenly understand the reason why the Japanese sent the girl here at the risk of revealing the lineup.

He had guessed many reasons before, such as espionage, espionage, and assassination.

But after seeing the young girl, Gu Qingqu thought, maybe it's not that complicated, maybe it's just... I can't afford it.

It was impossible to order more than a dozen boxed meals for her in one go while fleeing!

Gu Qingqu reached out and knocked on the door twice.

The cat demon girl's eyes lit up: "Is it the delivery boy?"

She moved her nose, but she didn't smell the smell of takeaway, but she smelled a more delicious smell, which made her unable to hold back her index finger.

This smell made the resentful spirits on her body uncontrollably agitated, rushing towards the other party.

The incomplete voice kept echoing in her ears, all of which were "I want to eat... eat him", which annoyed the girl very much.

She couldn't help asking, "Can I eat you?"

Gu Qingqu: "No."

"What a pity." The girl suddenly bowed her body, revealing two sharp canine teeth on her lips: "You look so good-looking, I can hold back, but they... really can't hold back."

The shadow projected on the wall behind her swelled and turned into a huge monster with a height of more than ten meters, sharp teeth and sharp claws, and two long tails behind it.

Those shadows couldn't fill a single room, they were almost overflowing, so they had to spread from the wall, the floor, and the ceiling, kissing Fenpaw, and pounced on Gu Qingqu.

The author says:

Cat demon: Can I eat you?

Gu Qingqu: No way.

Panda demon: Can I eat you?

Gu Qingqu: Take off your clothes and wash Xiangxiang.

Cat demon: So angry that two tails are exposed!I have something to work overtime today, make up a small theater, and there will be more tomorrow: ":"