Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 42 Black-bone chicken and white phoenix

The most cute and beautiful girl cat demon in the universe

Time flies, and soon, there are only 3 days left before the visit of the Japanese delegation.

Outside the hotel where the delegation stayed, there was a post every five steps and a sentry post every ten steps, and the lights were brightly lit. In the words of the person in charge of Jiangguo, "this shows that our country attaches great importance to the safety of our neighbors."

In fact?

It's almost the scheduled time, Mr. Xiaolin and the others haven't found a way to sneak into the hotel. Even if they use shikigami to turn into a blowfly, they can be slapped to death by the all-pervasive Jiangguo people.The head of the delegation bowed to thank the person in charge, and hid behind his back in the room and cursed at Baga.

Finally, he made up his mind to visit the person in charge of Jiangguo.

"What? Do you want to visit the capital?"

"Yes." The leader of the Japanese delegation humbly said: "Since entering the era of spiritual energy recovery, there have been many problems with the law and order of the Japanese country, especially in the bustling commercial streets of Kyoto and other places, there are ghosts walking around at night almost every night, which is a serious threat. the safety of civilians.”

"Jiangguo has a vast territory and rich resources, and the number of monsters is more than that of Waguo. We want to learn Jiangguo's advanced experience in managing monsters and go back to help our own people. As a regional leader and a big country that Waguo has always admired, Jiangguo will not refuse this offer." A small request."

The delegation can't walk around casually. This is a condition that was negotiated before setting foot in Jiangguo, so the head of the delegation skillfully adopted moral kidnapping as soon as he came up—he couldn't help it, he was really afraid of Jiangguo's closed-loop management.

Let's put it this way, if Jiang Guo wants to implement closed-loop management on a female mosquito, then this female mosquito will never be able to suck a drop of blood in its entire life.Now their delegation is the female mosquito locked in the glass cover, and Mr. Xiaolin is the drop of blood that they can't reach.

If Jun Xiaolin and others cannot be allowed to return to the delegation before the exchange ends, Jiang Guoda can treat them as black households and stay forever after the delegation leaves.

——Although the head of the delegation doesn't think that Jiang Guo can do this, Xiao Lin-kun's trip is related to the century-old plan of the Wa country. Before he left, he received an order from the higher-ups to ensure that Xiao Lin-jun successfully completed the task even if he sacrificed himself.

Compared with these, what is it to bow your head to the people of Jiangguo?

The head of the delegation kept a 45-degree bow and remained motionless.

The person in charge stared at him for a long time, until he saw that the head of the Japanese delegation was tense, and then he raised his lips and said: "Okay, please send an application as soon as possible, and I will report to the higher authorities."

The head of the delegation breathed a sigh of relief—it really is a proud and arrogant Jiang Guo, he will pay the price for today's contempt!

In the early morning of the next day, two buses departed from the foreign guest hotel, and the head of the delegation waited restlessly in the bus, not knowing whether Mr. Xiaolin and the others had received the message he sent.

Finally, when it was almost noon, a thin and long shadow slid in through the door gap at the back of the bus, and it walked towards the rear of the carriage along the gap in the ground.

The head of the delegation relaxed his heartstrings, and moved his back to block the sight of Jiangguo tour guide, "Please tell us about the nearby attractions, for example... what is this?"

Tour guide: "Huh?"

He looked at a magnificent public toilet located near the park pointed by the Japanese people, and said without changing his face: "This is a traditional folk building that draws elements from the Japanese culture to clean the body and mind—the Jinggou God Toilet .”

The head of the delegation said absently: "Well, oh, very good."

He put most of his attention behind him, and from the corner of his eye, he saw the shadow behind him condense into a human form, and at the same time, a certain shikigami disguised as a member of the delegation turned into a black piece of paper and was wrapped in the sleeve of the person who appeared in the carriage.

The head of the delegation chatted with the tour guide to distract him, then returned to his original position, bowed his head and said, "Mr. Xiaolin."

Kobayashi nodded and looked out of the car window. The reason for the head of the delegation's trip this time was to "learn Jiangguo's advanced experience in managing monsters", so the tourist bus didn't go to any places of interest, but went all the way to the streets and alleys.

Members of the delegation were fortunate enough to witness "a sparrow wearing a hungry helmet knocked on the window with its mouth, "Hello, please sign for your takeaway when it arrives"", "a raccoon cat running around the residential area is full of a faint evil spirit, and its neck A billboard was put up "Undertaking the business of catching mice and cockroaches, the price is negotiable", "A group of aunts participated in the square dance competition, hired a group of parrots to accompany them over and over again, beat others to win the first place, and won countless envy eyes".

Jiangguo still attaches great importance to the request of the Waguo mission. The gold medal tour guide sent by them is articulate and full of wit and wit.

If you really want to learn, you can learn a lot from it.

It's a pity that Mr. Xiao Lin himself didn't think about it at all. He tapped his fingers on the window frame and thought contemptuously that Jiang Country's practice world is so weak that he can't even subdue a group of monsters who have no form. Let them hang out with ordinary people. It's really useless.

Such low-level ghosts are only suitable as materials for refining big monsters in the country of Wa.

Even big monsters like Maoyou, they can still use secret techniques to refine them into shikigami that can be driven by others. This is the truly powerful practitioner!

The group of colleagues in Jiang Country are nothing more than a group of toothless tigers, curled up under a giant dragon that has lost its spine to enjoy the shade, blinding the vast land and countless treasures they occupy for nothing.

Soon, when their plan succeeds, these will all belong to the Wa Kingdom.

Kobayashi-kun's eyes flickered with disdain, and his thoughts wandered for a while—I don't know how far Tsuchimikado-kun and the others have carried out their plan?

With that ferocious beast present, the plan that was originally only [-]% certain was absolutely foolproof in an instant. This is the symbol of God's help to Japan.

What he was referring to was not only the companion that the fierce beast led them to find, but also the fierce beast itself—those monsters that were sealed up casually, how could they compare to one of the "four fierce" in the legend of Jiang Kingdom?

Mr. Xiao Lin leaned against the car window, and the sun shone on his face, making him beautiful and elegant, with a good demeanor, reminiscent of a noble young man in Heian Jing, but there was a strange smile on his mouth hidden under his sleeve. smile.

No one could have imagined that in the mind of this noble young master, all kinds of means and methods for refining "gods" in the Japanese kingdom were surging.

"A miscellaneous beast, dare to think about the blood of the Lord of Ise Shrine, how would you know that this blood is not so delicious..."

The thoughts in Mr. Xiaolin's mind were not finished, suddenly the bus shook violently.

During this period of time, he lost too much blood, which made him dizzy, and he slammed his head against the hard car window, his face pale.

The tour guide turned around and said, "Wait a moment, everyone. I'll go to the restaurant to pick up the food. After lunch, we'll visit the last stop of the day—shemale-friendly pedestrian street."

"This street wasn't called this name originally, but since the Special Affairs Office and the Demon Management Committee were located here one after another, everyone called it that, so it was logically renamed."

As he spoke, he got out of the car door, and when he passed Jun Xiaolin, he was startled by his expression, and asked, "Is this messenger suffering from any disease? There is a pharmacy nearby, and I can buy medicine for you."

Mr. Xiao Lin didn't want to attract the attention of the people of Jiang Country at this critical moment, so he squeezed out a smile: "Excuse me, I'll consult my doctor first."

"Please."

After the tour guide left, only the driver and delegation members were left in the car, and half of them were Shikigami disguised.

Mr. Xiaolin pretended to be on the phone, raised his hand and placed a silent barrier, and then ordered the head of the delegation to tell him what happened in the past few days.

"Yes." The head of the delegation had a respectful attitude, and asked after finishing speaking, "Where are Mr. Tuyumen and the others?"

"They have their own mission, and they will join us later."

In fact, according to the original plan, all the members of the delegation should be in place now, so as not to let Jiang Guo find out that something is wrong.

However, the aggressiveness of the beast caused a certain change in the plan. Now it seems that this change is beneficial to the country of Japan. Mr. Xiaolin is even confident that he will not be afraid to expose the anomalies in the delegation.

He came from the Ise Shrine with noble blood, and before he came, the Wa Kingdom ordered him to be the main one.

Therefore, although the head of the delegation is in charge of commanding these Shinto representatives in name, he dared not comment on Mr. Xiaolin's decision. He said in a low voice, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Deal with the stupid Jiang people for me. I don't want to talk nonsense with them." Ever since Mr. Jiang suffered a setback at the hands of Mrs. Jiang, Mr. Lin has transferred his anger to all the people of Jiang. Like dancing on the body.

The head of the delegation was born in a family of onmyojis, and has dealt with this group of priests who claim to be "descendants of the gods" for generations. He is quite familiar with their attitude of contempt for ordinary people, and he agrees repeatedly.

Only then did Mr. Xiaolin feel a little more calm, and at this moment the phone in his hand was dialed, and Tsuchimikado's voice came from it.

"My lord."

"What's the plan?"

"Everything is going well." Tu Yumen seemed to walk a little farther, cast a few spells, and then said: "The beast is not defended."

"Then why haven't you refined it?"

Tu Yumen: "Last night, the fierce beast suddenly remembered an important seal location, and we are rushing to this place. To control these ancient monsters in the Jiang Kingdom, it depends on the ability of the fierce beast itself, so I dare not practice it without authorization. change."

Kobayashi frowned and said, "Mr. Tuyumen, I remember I reminded you not to lose the big because of a small one. It's just a monster. How can you delay the original plan for it?"

If it was usual, Tsuchimikado heard him speak in such a tone, and would have been in a hurry to apologize and do so, but this time he was silent for a while, as if covering the receiver with his hands, and said in a low voice: "But that monster is Yuzao Mae .”

Kobayashi-kun: "What?"

"The jade-faced nine-tailed fox in Jiangguo's legend, that is, Yuzaoqian in our country."

Xiaolin: "..."

He had a strange feeling of Tsuchiyamen's mood - he didn't want to, but the beast gave too much!

"As soon as possible, assist it to unseal Tamamo, and then carry out our previous plan."

"Yes."

"What else is there?" Before Xiao Lin-kun hung up the phone, he was stopped by Tu Yumen.

He said: "My lord, you don't have enough blood left."

Kobayashi: "?!"

Before leaving, he used secret techniques to extract potential, leaving more than a dozen liters of blood for the beast, and almost died on the way to get the blood.

Kobayashi-kun was able to persevere only by persuading himself that this was a necessary sacrifice in order to accept the beast as a shikigami, but now——

"What did you say? It's not enough in just a few days?" Mr. Xiao Lin almost abandoned his etiquette and self-cultivation and cursed: "Does it use my blood to bathe?"

"Yes." Tu Yumen pondered for a while before saying, originally Kobayashi-kun's blood was not consumed so fast, but since they made the plan to refine the beast, I don't know if they want to rely on Kobayashi-kun's main influence, The ferocious beast is more and more fond of Mr. Xiaolin's blood, and it has to soak three times a day, with more than a few liters each time.

In its words: "This blood is bad enough, boss!"

"Wait." Kobayashi took a deep breath, and for the sake of the big plan, he said patiently: "I'll go back to the hotel tonight to bleed and let Shikigami deliver it."

"Yes."

"In addition, you can find a pharmacy and consult a doctor. What kind of medicine in Jiangguo has the fastest effect on nourishing blood, so use it urgently."

"Uh..." After hanging up Tsuchimikado's phone, Kobayashi leaned against the car window exhausted physically and mentally, remembering the name of the medicine that Tsuchimikado told him in his mind.

When the tour guide came back, he condescendingly told him: "Please buy ten boxes of Wuji Baifeng Wan for me."

Tourist guide:"……"

"Ok."

Along the way, Mr. Xiao Lin always felt that the tour guide was spying on him with a strange gaze. He was calm and calm. After taking the medicine, he leaned on the back of the chair and closed his eyes to rest.

He will go to Daqing Mountain the day after tomorrow, and that is also the day when the grand plan that has been brewing for a hundred years in the country of Wa will start. He must recharge his energy and store up his energy to deal with all difficulties.

After calculating the plan in his mind, Mr. Xiaolin suddenly remembered a point that he had neglected.

"What about the cat?"

He wasn't worried about the cat's safety, but threw it to the people of Jiangguo because it was rebellious and disobedient.

But it does form an important part of the plan.

The head of the delegation: "Master Maoyou has arrived at Daqingshan first, and is currently accompanied by Gu Qingqu, the director of the Special Affairs Office."

"That's good." Mr. Xiao Lin took out a jade tablet from his chest, and squeezed out a drop of blood from his fingers. Seeing that the blood seeped into the jade tablet, a capillary-like line stretched out, pointing in the direction of Daqingshan. don't worry.

As long as the cat stays obediently in Daqingshan, it doesn't matter what its attitude is.

Given that cats are difficult to deal with, they must have caused a lot of trouble for the people of Jiangguo, right?Mr. Xiaolin thought of the troubles that the cat had caused him - such as ordering more than a dozen takeaways in succession and exposing himself.

When these troubles were transferred to the Jiang people, he only felt comfortable physically and mentally, and even gloated a little.

I really sympathize with the people of Jiangguo, that... Gu Qingqu, he couldn't beat Maoyou, and he had to receive this foreign envoy.

The official agency of Jiang country practitioners is the special affairs office. If their director is abolished by cats, it will be a good thing for Wa country to celebrate.

Just when Mr. Xiao Lin was proud of his timing of killing two birds with one stone, the bus slowed down slowly and stopped on the street.

The tour guide introduced: "This is the Shemale-Friendly Pedestrian Street. Please look at it. The left side of the street is the Demon Management Committee, and the right side is the Special Affairs Office Building."

"The line in front of the Special Affairs Office is the Yaozu compatriots who are getting their ID cards. As the 57th ethnicity in Jiangguo, they are orderly and reflect the good features of our country's ethnic minorities."

"As for the Demon Management Committee—why are there so many people today? Are there any celebrities doing activities?"

There were bursts of cheers, and the tour guide looked up at the LED advertising screen above the Monster Management Committee. The previous job advertisements had been removed due to the loss to the Special Affairs Office. Loved watching this.

But today's advertisement seems to be different from the past, it is a new picture.

With a "meow", a cat demon girl with twin ponytails appeared in the advertisement, and dragged out a body-sized pillow the same size as herself from under her tails.

"This is the cat demon pillow made by the most cute and beautiful girl cat demon in the universe under the guidance of Papa Sang. The first [-] purchasers will get a cat paw autograph!"

As she spoke, she transformed into a small black cat the size of a palm, stretched out her meat pad and dipped it in the ink pad, and it was printed on the face of the pillow, like red plums dyed with snow.

The crowd of onlookers was obviously going crazy with the cuteness of the little black cat with its two tails. Some people kept cheering and saying, "Mao Youjiang!"

"Dad(/Mum) loves you!"

"I want to buy ten!"

Looking at the fans who are about to burst the fence and the cute cat waving its paws.

Kobayashi-kun, head of the group: "..."

Baga, this place in Jiangguo is poisonous!

What exactly is the cat doing in Daqingshan? !

……

"Ah!"

The cat demon girl who was transformed from full of resentment to full of vigor sneezed. She rubbed her nose, stepped on the sewing machine and said, "Help me pass the fabric. I want the black one, which is as gorgeous as my fur color!"

A hand floated up from the huge wraith behind him, silently picked up a piece of cloth and handed it to him.

The cat stepped on the sewing machine for a while, and suddenly remembered that today is the first day of the sale of the new style of pillows. She stopped and took out her gaudy pink mobile phone to look at it for a while.

Seeing the hard-to-find pillow in the "Original Rolling Shop", the cat wrinkled its nose proudly: "I knew, even if it becomes a pillow, it will be the cutest pillow in the world!"

The wraiths behind them didn't respond, they stepped on the sewing machines numbly.

The cat was justifiably lazy again, and replied under a comment asking "Is there not enough pillow stock": "No——"

Thanks to Mr. Xiaolin for refining, now there are 99 beautiful girls stepping on the sewing machine with her!This made her pillows beat chicken legs and octopus balls in seconds, and became the best-selling item in the original rolling shop!

"Hey, family members, do you think you want to draw a few lucky pillows to put my cat fur next time? Will it sell better if I put cat fur?"

Maoyou, who was placed with high hopes by Mr. Xiaolin, now only cares about selling pillows!

When it was time to get off work, the cat jumped out of the factory happily again, and ran into a panda head-on.

The cat remembered the experience of being beaten by the panda again, felt a little pain in the head, and pulled back its ears.

She said to herself: "Sure enough, people with tattoos on their arms are very cruel, no matter if they are humans or monsters."

"What did you say?" The panda raised its black arm and touched Maoyou's ear.

For some reason, the cat felt very comfortable again. She put her ear into the panda's paw, and the bell on her head shook.

"The cat likes Papa San the most again."

Yuanzhou smiled, seeing the soreness on his shoulders and being quite jealous——

The same target was beaten, why did the same demon have different lives?Just because the other party can call him Dad?

It pinched its voice and said: "Father, they are also going to debut selling pillows!"

Wonju: Brush up.

The cold wind swept over, and the wings of Suanyu lost a pair in an instant.

It cursed angrily: "Damn, why don't you let me debut?"

Wonju: "According to the regulations of our country's industry, positive energy idols are not allowed to swear for the rest of their lives."

Sour and: "..."

"Damn it, I'd better continue selling meat." It cursed and gave up the idol path.

After Yuanzhou had dealt with the bitterness and sorrow, his attitude when facing Maoyou was indeed better than facing other monsters, although there were not many people and monsters who could detect it.

He didn't intend to explain why he did this, but said to the cat: "The people from the Japanese delegation will come the day after tomorrow, should you stay here, or..."

"Ah," the cat shook the bell again, and said distressedly, "I seem to have forgotten to tell Mr. Xiao Lin that I have become a citizen of the Jiang Kingdom. He won't be angry, right?"

"He looks terrible when he is angry. Daddy will protect him, right?"

Yuanzhou: "Yes."

On the contrary, when the cat heard his words again, its pupils shrank suddenly, and it was startled.

Yuanzhou touched its head again: "Don't be afraid."

The author says:

There's a reason why Gun Gun is good to kitties.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!