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Chapter 53 The Billionaire Bear
One push, two roll, three overwhelm
The mentality of the Japanese people collapsed.
Since the Jiang country audience can see the translated ancient common language, can the Wa country audience not see it?
[Damn it!How is this going? 】
[Why are the monsters who came to participate in the competition from other countries? 】
It doesn't matter if you kidnap monsters from other countries to participate in the competition, the key is—【You won't make these monsters dumb?waste! 】
It's not that the battered Japanese delegation has never thought of doing this, but they have to be able to do it. Without the help of Qiongqi, they are no match for the ancient beasts. After they were thrown in batches Before the reform through labor in Shanshan, those who were left behind were full of evil spirits, and rushed to the Japanese delegation with black fists.
Members of the delegation summoned Shikigami to save them, and found that the Shikigami headed by Niu Gui had already chopped up their hands and turned them into war scum.
"Baga, waste! Mr. Xiaolin help!"
I searched and searched, but Mr. Xiaolin was nowhere to be seen.
"Tsuchimikado-kun?"
same.
The scene became very brutal for a while, blood and broken teeth flew together, and the sharp claws were all the same color.On one side, the beasts cursed the Wa people, and on the other side, the Wa people cursed Kobayashi-kun and Tu Yumen.
There was an acid in the middle, and the vocabulary was frantically replenished while shooting first-hand pictures. The three claws were almost not enough.
Before the last piece of loincloth fell down, the live broadcast room "beep -" turned black.
Jiangguo audience: No!Don't be harmonious!I want to see! !
It was three days after the live broadcast room opened again.
[The monster beast exchange meeting between the Jiang and Japanese sides was successfully concluded. During the exchange meeting, the Jiang and Japanese practice circles fully exchanged opinions and enhanced the understanding between the two sides.We deeply regret what happened to the Japanese delegation in our country, and will continue to pay attention to the treatment of Japanese monsters. At the same time, we welcome foreign monsters to work in Jiangxi. We will provide generous salaries and necessary security. 】
[Consult the Daqingshan Shemale Harmony Industrial Park, the Office of Scientific Processing of Unusual Events, or the Monster Management Committee for details, the phone number is as follows——]
Someone who is familiar with diplomatic slang translated it: "As for the evil done by the little devil in our Jiang country, the Jiang country practice community already knows, and the two sides had a quarrel, which was very fierce. As for what the Japanese delegation suffered in Jiang country Beat it, you deserve it, why didn’t you hit it a few more times? In order to reciprocate, we have issued working visas to the monsters of the Japanese country, and welcome them to settle in the Jiang country. The life of the little devils is not a monster life! Friends of the monsters, don’t be afraid The Wa Kingdom snatched you back, they can't beat the mountain gods, but if you want to make trouble in the Jiang Kingdom, you have to weigh whether you can beat them."
[Contemporary master of reading comprehension, I'm afraid you don't have a full score in Chinese reading comprehension in the college entrance examination, right? 】
The Japanese people boarded the plane with gauze wrapped around their heads and splints in their hands. Before leaving, they asked the officials who saw him off: "Why didn't Mr. Panda come?"
The Jiang official smiled decently: "Panda... oh no, it's time to call Director Yuan. Director Xuangui of the Demon Management Committee has retired, and Director Yuan is now attending the inauguration ceremony in the capital!"
Japanese people: "..." Baga!
During Bai's trip to Jiangguo, not a single panda was snatched away, and hundreds of local monsters were also lost!Your panda director graduated from the Wool Training School, right?
bye
See you again!
……
Yuanzhou, who was slandered by the Japanese, came to the capital for the first time, and everything he saw was new.He raised his head, looked at the LED billboards hanging high on the buildings on both sides of the Demon Management Committee and the Special Affairs Office, and first admired the advertisements he shot.
Then, the picture of Gu Qingqu riding a panda was played on the other side in a loop. Zuo Wen was full of bad ideas. He felt that the previous advertisement was too short, so he hired a professional to play the video of just ten seconds forward, backward, and slow down. Actions, headshots, and freeze-frames all have the effect of a soap opera. Even monsters who have just entered the city from the countryside can see some affectionate effects from it.
Yuanzhou became angry from embarrassment, and couldn't care less about the freshness, so he gave Gu Qingqu a glare.
Gu Qingqu Shi Shiran asked Zuo Wen: "Who let this go?"
"Uh..." Isn't it you?
"I lost my memory two days ago, and I can't remember it." Gu Qingqu told the person in the Special Affairs Office: "Remember, if you use the image of our family Gun Gun, you will be paid for the endorsement fee!"
Yuanzhou listened attentively to their discussion of the amount of the endorsement fee, pretending not to care, but after hearing the satisfactory figure, the corners of his lips could not help but curl up.
Although he worked hard to make money at the beginning to redeem the mountain, but now that the sales of the original Rolling Canteen have reached the first place in a certain treasure cultivator category, he has a new goal - at least to catch up with Gu Qingqu in assets!
"Set a small goal for yourself, a monthly sales volume of [-] million!"
Yuanzhou has forgotten how embarrassing he was when he almost sold himself when he heard that he set a small goal for himself when he first came to human society.
He quietly took out his mobile phone and replied to his post at that time——
[Question: How do you make Daqingshan your home? 】
[To sum up, landlord, you might as well set a small goal first and earn him [-] million every day! 】
[Isn't it just [-] million?Trifle!In addition, Daqingshan is already my own home!He took the initiative! 】
After pretending to be the coward, Yuanzhou walked into the Demon Management Committee refreshed.
Since most of the criminal demons were escorted to Daqingshan, except for some staff members who remained in the Demon Management Committee, they were ordinary demons who came to the official for evaluation for trivial matters.
Along the way, Yuanzhou encountered family ethics issues such as "An egg accidentally fell into the other party's nest and was hatched. Who does the hatched little monster belong to?" "Eat you, I'll hear about it"" social security issues; there is also the "clownfish conceals its identity and falls in love with a good male demon, and is suddenly sex-changed by hormonal stimulation in the process of going to bed".
He thought these were the limits until he came outside Deputy Director Bai's office.
A cat and a dog stood next to a human, scolding each other——
"You are mistress!"
"You are!"
"You came to this house three years later than me!"
"The one who is not loved in a relationship is the mistress!"
Yuanzhou: "..."
He pushed open the door and saw Deputy Director Bai sitting behind his desk counting ants with a look of hopelessness.
So this is the life of the director of the demon management committee he dreamed of?Bai Jinglin has only been acting as director for more than a week, and countless white hairs have been added to his head. I don't know how Director Xuangui has persisted in this position for so many years.
Uncle Bai's previous ambitions have been obliterated by trivial matters. When he looked up at Yuanzhou, he was overjoyed and said quickly, "I allow you to have one servant and two masters! Each monster will let humans serve for 12 hours, and the specific time can be negotiated by yourself."
The two masters accepted the mediation with dissatisfaction, and walked out of the director's office while arguing. Bai Jinglin sat up from the chair and said, "Director Panda, you are here. I will hand over the documents and seal to you."
"No hurry, no hurry." Yuanzhou coughed lightly, and said, "Director Bai, in fact, I came here this time for exactly this matter—you see, I just came to the Demon Management Committee and I have no experience. It's better to leave it to you, I'll take a step back and just be a deputy director who doesn't care about anything."
Bai Jinglin felt that a pie hit his head, he hesitated, he didn't know whether to accept or reject, Yuanzhou said a lot of good things, such as "Director Bai has a strong work ability, Director Xuangui also praised himself", "I In the future, we must learn from Director Bai." "Director Bai is Gu Qingqu's uncle. If I become your superior, won't my seniority be messed up? Please teach us a lot in the future."
Where in the world is there anyone who vomits?Bai Jinglin was flattered by him, and made up her mind: "Then I'd rather be respectful than obedient, Xiao Yuan, I'll discuss with you about your next job—"
Yuanzhou interrupted him and said: "Director Yuan, I have a mountain of monsters to raise, and I will leave all the work to you. Don't forget to pay me every month. Oh, and, send me a salary." A work report."
"Uh..." Bai Jinglin opened her eyes wide: "How can this work?"
"Isn't that right? Director Xuangui said that's what you did when you were the deputy director."
Bai Jinglin: "..."
Can he say it's wrong?He was indeed coming in late and leaving early every day, and asking for leave every now and then, because of the affairs of the evil demon organization.
"Then it's such a happy decision!" Yuanzhou nodded at him, opened the door and left. It took less than 3 minutes from taking office to fishing, and while walking, he held Gu Qingqu's arm and asked: "Qingqu , let’s deal with the business of the industrial park first, and then do we want to go on vacation? Director Xuan Gui invited us to visit the East China Sea, and Niu Gui also said that it can be our tour guide...or go to Europe to see vampires? Well, it’s such a fun place Too many, it's hard to decide."
"Travel the world if you like."
"things related to work?"
"There is Master Bai." Gu Qingqu turned around and asked, "Master Bai, is it okay?"
"Uh……"
"If you are really too busy, I can ask Zuo Wen to help you."
Zuo Wen was mainly responsible for handling the affairs of the evil demon organization in the special affairs office, and he was the most closely watched during this time. When Bai Jinglin heard his name, he nodded subconsciously: "I can."
"Then I'll leave it to Director Bai? Those who can do more work!" The office door slammed shut.
Bai Jinglin sat back on the director's chair, and the more he sat, the more depressed he became, as if becoming a director didn't make him that happy.
why?
The door was pushed open with a "bang", and two harpies came in in a hurry, their mouths were as fast as machine guns.
"Director, tell me, this egg was obviously laid by me, and this flat-haired beast must be hers!"
"Bah! You don't have eggs yourself, so go steal other people's eggs. Look for yourself, there is my ass mark on it!"
"This egg is mine!"
"mine!"
"You fart!"
Bai Jinglin looked at the swan eggs placed under his nose, and then at the two wild ducks in front of him.
He: "..." Ahhh!
Dealing with this kind of shit every day, it's better to continue to be the deputy director who has more money and less work and is close to home. Whoever likes to be the director is such a horrible position!
Bai Jinglin confiscated the egg, which was probably abducted and trafficked, and strode out the door amidst the sound of two ducks chasing after him: "Xiao Yuan, wait! I don't think it's appropriate to do this!"
He was greeted by the sound of helicopter propellers. Yuanzhou stood on the private plane and waved to him: "Bye! Don't forget to send your salary, I will remember to check!"
Bai Jinglin took a sip of the plane exhaust, "..."
At this time, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.
"Hey, I'm a god, please save the number."
"I'm still Qin Shihuang!"
"Fart, I've met Qin Shihuang, he's much more handsome than you. I'm giving a lecture in the country of Wa, so I'll take the time to ask, have you become the director of the Demon Management Committee?"
"Uh……"
"That's when I became the leader. It seems that the mountain god is still trustworthy. I said before that as long as you can smuggle me into the team of the Japanese people, I can kick the panda off and let you take the position. How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? I am the most generous to the bad guys!"
"Since this is the case, I will ask you to help me take care of a brother. It doesn't cost much, but it eats a lot. It can be a few hundred tons per ton. It is called gluttonous... Hey? Don't hang up! You are ungrateful!"
Bai Jinglin: "..."
He was so angry that he hung up the phone, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and stared enviously at the helicopter that had turned into a black spot in the distance.
He also wants to take a vacation, since he established the Demon Organization, he hasn't taken a vacation for more than ten years.
Sure enough, people always desire what they can't get, and ignore what they already have.
Bai Jinglin took out a cigarette, sprinkled some strange powder into it, and took a deep breath.
……
On the helicopter, Yuanzhou looked at the sales of the online store and asked Gu Qingqu, "Is this really good?"
"Trust Master Bai, he has been here for so many years." Gu Qingqu also came to watch Yuanzhou's income this month.
Then he fell silent.
It's also a sideline business. Uncle Bai's antiques are almost sold out after all these years of seeing the group of three-no-blind wandering monsters from the evil demon organization.
On the other hand, Yuanzhou brought criminal monsters together to engage in production. Now he is a rich panda with a net worth of billions, and he might become the richest man in Qingshan City in the future.
Such a comparison-
"Uncle Bai really took the money from cabbage and wanted to sell white powder." Gu Qingqu sighed.
The helicopter flew to the airport, Yuanzhou said: "How about going to Donghai to relax?"
"why?"
"There is too little seafood in the industrial park, I have to replenish some."
"It's okay." Thanks to the policy during this period, all the monsters went out of their homes to work, and fewer monsters needed to be arrested by the Monster Management Committee. Some even went astray and turned themselves in, just to Go to Daqingshan to learn a technique.
Gu Qingqu was also idle when he was idle, he sorted it out in his mind, found out a few missions that required a business trip in the East China Sea, and asked, "Leave tomorrow?"
"Yes, leave tomorrow!"
Gu Qingqu arranged travel plans and went.
Seeing him concentrating on writing the memo, Yuanzhou quietly took out his mobile phone and logged into the emotional forum that taught him how to deal with vixen before.
[Question: Urgent!How to cultivate a relationship with a male friend who has been away for many years? 】
[1L: You can tell the truth, the landlord, can the word "sex" be removed? 】
【Landlord:...】
[3L: It seems that I have hit the mark—I suggest that the poster take a trip as soon as possible. 】
[Landlord: Is it just for travel? 】
[5L: You don’t need me to teach you when you push, roll, roll, and overwhelm during the trip, right? 】
[Landlord: Understood!I have experience with this! 】
【7L:...】
I can't help but wonder where the landlord's experience comes from...
Yuanzhou put his mobile phone back into his pocket, raised his head, and thought, I took the initiative to serve as a mount for Qingqu, but when he tried to ride, he fell down and overwhelmed him, and rolled into the ditch all the way, rolling eight ways The ditch didn't even stop, isn't this just one push, two rolls and three overwhelms?I didn't expect this experience to be used here!
The author says:
Yuanzhou: Ming Xiong doesn't talk dark words, I am a billionaire bear, I want to support Gu Qingqu!
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!