Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 65 Overseas Relations

North Sea Kraken

Of course, the Wu detachment was caught by Fei Yi below, who looked at Zhu Yan, who was still in shock, with a face of "Don't take me to me".

Team Wu: "Cough."

Zhu Yan: "..."

Team Wu: "That..."

"Did you see just now that Comrade Gu plucked a feather from the head of his mount?"

Zhu Yan: "No."

Team Wu: "..."

"But..." He pointed to the acid and a pit in his head.

Before he could finish speaking, the acid on the top of his head swooped down, cursing: "I don't allow you to spread rumors, my dear Gu Chu! I'm originally from the Mediterranean Sea, do you have any fucking objections?"

Detachment Wu: "No, no."

Sour and squinted at him: "Hmph!"

If this human hadn't insisted on shaking hands with the panda, why would it need to be bald?

Detachment Wu thought he was wrong, and looked at Gu Qingqu guiltily, and found that he was playing with a long feather in his hand - black, metallic, and sour, which was exactly the same as the hair on his body.

"Uh……"

Sour and angry: "Look at you ××! That's the wig I planted for myself!"

"Uh..." In the past, there was a nine-tailed fox who went deep into the enemy camp to engage in pornography, and then there was a little chubby who came out to work before the full moon, plus this violent snake whose head was plucked out by the leader, and it was not voluntary.

Detachment Wu: It seems that the working environment of the Special Affairs Office is very severe.

A group of wrapped monsters who were oppressed by humans and lost their dignity could not help appearing in his mind.

The reason for this idea, I have to say, was also influenced by the group of werewolves below.

Feng Shui took turns, and the werewolves had to be beaten and kicked by vampires because they lost their strength. However, just when they were itching with hatred, the sun came out.

Regardless of whether such a big sun appeared at two or three o'clock in the morning, it was unreasonable, the werewolves only knew that it was okay now, and they lost their fighting power like vampires.

There are many people against few people, 150 strong men against 21 white chickens.If they lose, they don't deserve to stay in Jiang Country to move bricks!

"Come on!" Vakiri took the lead, raised his big fist and flattened the bridge of a vampire's nose, watching that two streams of nosebleeds flowed down on that high-spirited face.

The werewolf behind him came to his senses, rushed forward, and showed a brotherly smile to the shivering little vampires.

vampire:"……"

Help!

"Isn't that good?" Captain Li coughed lightly.

"What's wrong?" Yuanzhou said with a smile: "Two waves of international friends fought in our country and violated the law on public security management. We just sent them to Daqingshan Industrial Park for reform."

As for fighting too fiercely, lacking arms and legs, etc... Anyway, they have strong resilience, so just pick them up and fight hard.

"By the way, when the people from the bureau come later, let them bring two forensic doctors, don't put the arms and legs wrong."

Putting a vampire's arm on a werewolf is an international issue, and the rest is trivial!

"Okay." Team Li silently conveyed this somewhat cruel opinion, and asked, "What can they do in the industrial park?"

"That's too much," Yuanzhou's eyes lit up: "That's what I think, you can give me advice."

First up is vampires.The vampire has a good image and is proficient in foreign languages. He can help Daqingshan expand overseas business while stepping on the sewing machine.

The werewolves were responsible for guarding them, moving bricks to build factories in Daqingshan, as well as preparing, processing, packing, and transporting...

transport what?Bat products, of course.

"But Jiang Guo doesn't allow bats to be eaten."

"I know." Yuanzhou said: "Be more open-minded. In addition to domestic sales, it can also be exported."

"I remember that in some Southeast Asian countries, bats are a rare delicacy. I don't know if they, as well as the family and friends of the drug dealer who died here today, would be willing to buy one How about a batch of pure natural and pollution-free bat food?"

"I think it should be willing."

"In order to save transportation costs, after the mountain god sets a restriction, let the werewolf deliver the vampire to your door, and eat and cut it now."

As for the bats after they are released from prison, they seek revenge from their relatives and friends of drug dealers, or the werewolves and vampires fight each other... As long as they don't cause trouble in the territory of Jiangguo, they will not be under the control of Daqingshan.

Presumably these two species have undergone reform through labor, and they will never dare to step into Jiangguo again in the future.

"What do you think?"

"Uh..." The whole room was silent.

What is "kill three birds with one stone"?This is called killing three birds with one stone!

Li Dui was really convinced, he was stunned - as a panda, why are you so proficient in intrigue and tricks, who taught you?

Yuanzhou couldn't help but think of a certain beast that traveled across the ocean and swore to make the bad guys in the entire Japanese kingdom stand up - Qiongqi.

Alas, two months have passed, I don't know if Qiongqi is okay in a foreign land?

Yuanzhou didn't need to worry about the following matters, they were all according to his arrangement.

What happened tonight was unified, saying that Jianguo Academy of Sciences was experimenting with a new generation of "artificial sun" in Qiongzhou.

The residents of Qiongzhou City, who were awakened by the Golden Crow, saw the emergency news, put away their panic, closed the curtains and went to sleep, at best sighed long live science.

There will naturally be police martial law outside the experimental site of the national high-tech project.

The Qiongzhou Branch of the Special Affairs Office and the Qiongzhou Public Security Bureau each sent a team of more than a dozen people. While cleaning up the Gu insects and corpses on the beach, under the watchful eye of the Tengu and the Three-legged Golden Crow, hundreds of vicious vampires and werewolves were put on blackheads. Put them in handcuffs and escort them to the car.

Afterwards, they will be sent to Daqingshan to reform through labor. What awaits them is a long life.

Nine-tailed Fox deliberately applied to Yuanzhou, leaving Marquis Schultz, Wolf King and others under his care temporarily.

"Why? Don't you have an old love for him?"

The little bat in the black hood pricked up its ears.

"Hey, how can it be?" Tu Shanjun waved his hand and said: "You know that our fox clan has an aesthetic, thick fur, white and shiny, how does he meet the standard? He is black, bald, and short, what do I picture him? Picture him Foreign demon? Think he doesn't have hair?"

"That……"

"This idiot said that he is powerful in the Principality of Vajiria, and he is the speaker of the Blood Council. There is also a Vampire Grand Duke who proclaims himself the monarch in their country, and he is an idiot even more stupid than him."

Yuanzhou understands in seconds——Nine-tailed Fox, with such good conditions, it is unreasonable not to perish the country.

Behind Tu Shanjun's slender body, there are nine tails flaunting wantonly, as if a fire is burning at the tip of the tail: "I think the Principality of Vajiria has decayed, why not change its name to the Republic of Vajiria."

Wonju: "Good luck."

"Well, wait until I finish filming "New Fengshen Yanyi". After all, Gu Qingqu invested 500 million, and I have to help him double the income."

Yuanzhou greatly appreciates Nine-Tailed Fox's behavior of considering investors.

The two demons cherish each other, communicate with each other, and discuss whether to hang the upper-level vampire nobles or send them to be burned after the Republic of Vajiria is wiped out. It seems that both are good.

Only Marquis Schulz was deeply hurt.

——I used to call him a king, but now I call him a fool, woo.

Tears streamed down the little bat's face.

He also thought that after the subjugation of Vajiria, he was not even a fool, but would become a poor beggar, so he cried even more fiercely.

Then Tu Shanjun grabbed his feet and shook the water off his face: "Shut up!"

"Oh."

"Goodbye." With a little bat in his arms and a husky (turned into a werewolf) in his hand, Tu Shanjun sat in the car back to the crew in a cool and unrestrained way.

"The next time we meet again, remember to call me Führer."

Yuanzhou and Gu Qingqu were left behind and sighed: "It seems that every nine-tailed fox cannot escape the law of true fragrance. This may be the fate of their nine-tailed fox family."

As for the fate of the panda, as a national treasure, of course it is to eat, drink, and play!

"The haha ​​fan matter has come to an end. The residents of Qiongzhou City are still so obsessed with pandas. In order to avoid them, let's visit Director Xuangui?"

blue sky!Sunlight!the sea!I am coming!

Just hearing a "plop", a black and white flower dumpling plunged headlong into the blue sea water and swam to the address left to him by director Xuangui before he retired - No. 88, Crystal Palace.

……

"There are too many corals in the sea. If Director Xuangui hadn't given the GPS location, the way to the Crystal Palace would be really hard to find." Yuanzhou complained.

Gu Qingqu squeezed the panda's ears and pointed forward - "Here we are!"

Pushing aside the seaweed blocking the way, Yuanzhou looked ahead in surprise. A palace with green tiles and vermilion tiles stood on the seabed, surrounded by colorful coral reefs. With the rippling waves of the sea, there was a ding-dong sound.

Clumps of beautiful small fish swim around the Crystal Palace, adding a bit of vitality to this beautiful building.

Rounding the corner of the palace, the two saw the uniquely shaped main entrance and a resplendent plaque above the main entrance——

"Crystal Palace..." Yuanzhou suddenly paused while reading the words in seal script on the plaque.

Gu Qingqu continued what he hadn't finished saying: "Crystal Palace Undersea Leisure Resort Hotel."

Two people: "..."

The little fishes that shuttled around the Crystal Palace were actually the waiters here, and they quickly notified Director Xuangui of the visit.

Director Xuangui came to greet them in person, and he heard the angry laughter from his old man's house all the way: "Hahaha, you two are welcome to come and visit. I wonder what do you think of the result of my retirement and starting a business again?"

Yuanzhou and Gu Qingqu looked at each other: "..."

The case has been solved, no wonder I have never heard of the Crystal Palace built by the Dragon Clan under the East Sea. It turns out that this is a modern high-quality imitation.

That's right, the aura of the capital has declined for thousands of years, even if there is a Crystal Palace, there is no way to maintain it until now.

"Come on, take a look at this wall." Director Xuangui led them inside for a visit: "This kind of special high-strength glass is the kind I ordered from humans to make underwater aquariums. It has an integrated structure and is delivered as a whole. , covering an area of ​​5000 square meters, without even a single seam. The day the workers came to install it, all the sea people in a radius of [-] nautical miles were stunned!"

Seeing the complacency on Director Xuangui's face, it seems like "I am the most beautiful boy on the bottom of the sea".

"Then...how much did it cost?" Yuanzhou asked casually, knocking on the wall of the resort hotel.

Director Xuan Gui: "It means all the salary, bonus and extra money I have spent as a civil servant in the past few years."

"Extra charge?"

Director Xuangui glanced at Gu Qingqu, and there was a hint of panic in the eyes of the two tortoises: "Ahem, here you are, let's taste our hotel's special food—freshly cut sashimi!"

Director Xuangui clapped his hands, and a long row of graceful octopus, salmon, tuna, oysters, king crab came out of the kitchen...

These seafood wore white chef hats, bowed, and asked in Mandarin with a sea accent: "Guest, who do you want to eat?"

Yuanzhou: "..."

He glared at Director Xuangui——charge your patent fee!

The old tortoise god is here, I don't know if he misunderstood what he meant or didn't care, he explained: "Our chefs here have quarantine certificates, not the ones we issue privately, they are specially made by going ashore to the Qiongzhou Food Quarantine Center Oh, if you don’t believe me, look!”

The chefs turned around in unison, so that Yuanzhou could see the blue "qualified" stamps on their backs.

"We are all rare species produced in the deep sea below 5000 meters, rich in trace elements such as calcium, iron, zinc and selenium, and absolutely healthy ingredients!" The big octopus, which looks like a chef, said proudly.

He was so enthusiastic, of course Yuanzhou couldn't refute his kindness, so he stretched out his hand: "Then let's start with you."

Saying that, he swallowed his saliva with a "gudong".

The black-and-white panda cheerfully took a dinner plate, eating a little of this and a little of that.

The old tortoise breathed a sigh of relief quietly, it seemed that he had already forgotten the previous question.

At this moment, Gu Qingqu said coldly: "Don't worry, I won't pursue the matter of cheating my uncle's money secretly because of the convenience of your position."

The old tortoise jumped in fright, shrank its head back into its shell, and secretly pulled its four claws outward.

Gu Qingqu: "And you secretly leave early every day under the pretext of soaking the turtle shell in water. In fact, you set up a fortune-telling stall under the Beihai overpass, and I won't pursue it."

"Chiliu." Director Xuangui was so frightened that he retracted his claws into the turtle shell.

……

After eating the authentic seafood buffet in Yuanzhou, director Xuan Gui arranged a comfortable guest room, and kindly invited them to live in the seabed for a while before leaving.

He himself stuffed his belongings into the tortoise shell, saying that he was going to inspect the market, and he came back ten days later.

Then he ran away with the shell.

Not to mention, when Director Xuangui was running on the seabed, his limbs seemed to be equipped with propellers, and the water splashed with lightning along the way, so it was impossible to see that he was slowing down on the shore.

Lying on the shell bed, Yuanzhou looked at the sea fish swimming by on the roof, and asked Gu Qingqu depressedly: "Does Director Xuangui not want to promise what I asked him to do?"

"what's up?"

"I talked to him just now, and I want to ask him to promote the "Original Rolling Shop" among the East China Sea monsters. "

"Ah."

“Later, I said that it’s fine if he finds it inconvenient. Before leaving Qiongzhou City, I would like to hold a “New Era and New Sea People Going Ashore Employment Double Election” in Crystal Palace. I hope he can help invite nearby sea people to actively participate, especially It is a monster of the lobster, crab, and scallop family. "

Gu Qingqu knew that since the octopus legs and crab legs sold well in the original Rolling Canteen, Yuanzhou was determined to expand his business. For this reason, he went to various restaurants in Qiongzhou City to count which seafood sells the best.

The attitude of the old tortoise must have hit him, although Gu Qingqu knew that it was just a guilty conscience and he skipped work, for fear of being caught by Yuanzhou and sent to the Daqingshan Industrial Park to clock in.

Gu Qingqu made a note to Director Xuangui, and comforted him: "Did he say anything?"

"I didn't directly refuse." Yuanzhou recalled.

To be precise, after hearing the list of employees reported by Yuanzhou, the old turtle immediately thought of "spicy crayfish, stir-fried swimming crab, charcoal-grilled oysters..."

oops!Why didn't I think of it?

Although the treatment given by the industrial park is quite high, the sea people in the East China Sea are all from Director Xuangui's hometown. He really can't bear them to leave their hometown and suffer this kind of crime.Why do you have to go to the shore to stir fry?

So Director Xuan Gui said euphemistically: "The tonnage of our Sea Clan here...cough, the ability is limited, I'm afraid they can't afford the high-intensity workload of the original Gun Gun small shop.

If Director Panda is interested, you can try to recruit Australian giant lobsters and New Zealand sea crabs. Oh, I heard that the Nordic Kraken is also good, each with big arms, thin shells and thick flesh, and super regenerative ability! "

Yuanzhou's heart is moved, what a good worker monster this is!

"Then..." Everyone is a siren, so it's not too much to provide a contact method, right?

However, Director Xuangui dropped the proposal and ran away, not even leaving his own contact information.

"Director Xuan Gui said that Donghai and Beihai have not established diplomatic relations, and he himself has no overseas relations with Beihai, so he can't introduce me to acquainted monsters... Well, I think he is a retired old comrade who just doesn't want to take the risk of transnational labor imports." Yuan During this period of time, Zhou has learned a lot of business management knowledge in order to manage the canteen, and now he can even blurt out the words "transnational labor import".

After he finished speaking, he puffed up his face, and it could be seen that he was very angry.

Gu Qingqu squeezed his face distressedly, feeling that his panda had lost at least 500 grams because of this incident, and his heart darkened: "How about I capture him back? Or ask the Marine Resources Management Department to send him to his hotel." A notice of illegal construction, requesting a deadline for demolition?"

"Forget it." Yuanzhou said: "Director Xuan Gui is not easy, you see he was forced by me to retract his head into the shell and run away... I am not the kind of monster who embarrasses the old comrades, or myself Let's find a relationship, I don't know which monster around me knows the Nordic siren family, if I can ask him to bring a message, that would be great."

Yuanzhou decided to stay at the Crystal Palace Hotel for a few more days, trying to get along well with the surrounding sea people, and strive to get overseas relations from them.

It is not easy to think about it, he sighed: "Hey, these days, there are really too few monsters with an international perspective!"

The author says:

Qiongqi: Who are you talking about?

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!