Sister, be yourself!

Chapter 31 People are not as good as chickens

It is strange to say that it is not good for Yan'er to listen carefully in class, but when it comes to dismissing class, she is very accurate. As soon as the bell rang, it is no exaggeration, she ran out with a whoosh, even Xiao Yuanzhi All slowed down.

The two of them were like two huskies having a good time, struggling to run in the direction of the blister room, the closer they were to the blister room, the more they could smell the smell of fried rice, and this scent greatly stimulated them, And increased the speed accordingly.

When they arrived at the vesicle room, the two were very active, each took a bowl of chopsticks, and obediently lined up to wait for the senior brothers and sisters to serve.

With excitement on Yan'er's face, she said very firmly: "I guess there will definitely be something delicious to eat today!"

"I guess it must be fried rice, egg fried rice or something, the best!"

Xiao Yunzhi is very familiar with the taste of fried rice. After all, when she was in college, her living expenses were pitifully low, and she still wanted to save some money for future contingencies, so she could only eat fried rice every day. After four years , She almost vomited after eating, and on the day she got her graduation certificate, she made a wish, hoping that there would be no fried rice in the days to come.

Later, probably God was moved to tears by her unpretentious and unpretentious desire, and she did not eat fried rice anymore, but changed to eating instant noodles, which were still in bags.

After transmigrating here, except for the few days in the cottage where the food was delicious and spicy, there was also a meal sent by her senior brother. As a carnivore, she was forced to eat fast every day, and she almost had to chant Buddha, and no one could bear it.

Without Xiao Yuanzhi's description, Yan'er could already figure out how delicious it was. She swallowed the saliva that was about to overflow, with anticipation in her eyes, and shouted to the people inside: "Junior Brother, Junior Sister, are you all right? Do you want to eat?" I come to help?"

A junior brother said: "Okay, okay."

As soon as the words fell, I saw several juniors and juniors carrying out the food.

Yan'er was so anxious that she wanted to roll up her sleeves and rush to help them, but fortunately, they were quick and didn't waste much time.

But when the two saw the food brought up, their original anticipation and excitement turned into frustration and disgust. Isn't this the same as the third child?

Green vegetable porridge that is basically full of green vegetables, pickles that are so salty that you can drink three bowls of boiled water, and a big basket of steamed buns that each person can only take one.

Seeing that the junior brother was already holding a spoon to serve Yan'er porridge, she did not give up and asked, "Junior brother, is there anything else you forgot to take out?"

The younger brother thought about it, and answered truthfully, "No."

Yan'er said: "Impossible, you should think about it."

She could clearly smell it.

The younger brother thought about it again, and there are only these on today's recipe, "No more."

Yan'er squinted her eyes, her face showed a seriousness that she didn't usually see, she ran so fast in order to have a good meal, if telling her no, it means that not only did she not have food, He also snatched her delicious food, "Think again."

There was a dangerous breath in his tone.

The younger brother clasped his head and thought carefully, under Yan'er's comment, he clapped his hands, as if he finally remembered, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Senior Sister Yan'er, for reminding me, I really forgot one thing."

Yan'er nodded in relief, a child can be taught, a child can be taught, she appreciates this junior.

When the younger brother turned around and went to the back room, Yan'er faced Xiao Yuanzhi again, her raised head and the expression on her face seemed to say, if it wasn't for her, they would have nothing to eat.

Asking for praise was so obvious, of course Xiao Yunzhi followed her will, and blew a burst of rainbow farts, coaxing Yan'er from ear to ear.

The younger brother took the things out and said as he walked: "Look at my memory, I even forgot to take the chopsticks when I was busy. If the senior sister reminded me, there will be more people in a while, and I will be in a hurry."

Yan'er and Xiao Yuanzhi were dumbfounded at the same time, and the smiles on their faces also collapsed. Shouldn't they be serving fried rice?

What about fried rice?

Could it be that both of her sense of smell failed at the same time?

"Brother, I smell..."

Before Xiao Yuanzhi finished speaking, a female voice came from the blister room and interrupted her words, "Brother, there is still fried rice left."

The mood of the two of them is like riding a roller coaster, sometimes they are so happy that they are going to heaven, and sometimes they are so depressed that they are dying, but what does it matter, don't they all get fried rice in the end? !

Xiao Yuanzhi stuffed the bowl and chopsticks into Yan'er's hands, and volunteered: "Senior brother, let me help you carry it. After a while, the rest of the senior brothers and sisters should come over."

So she and Yan'er should have a good meal early and have a big meal.

"Alright, I'm here to help you, Junior Sister."

Xiao Yuanzhi waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, you're welcome."

With permission, Xiao Yunzhi walked into the back room quickly, and with her well-developed sense of smell, she accurately found the fried rice, but there was only a small amount of "one pot".

so much?

What about feeding the chickens?

And this fried rice is too soulless, only carrots, corn and peas are put in. Although there is no ham sausage in this era, there are always eggs and minced meat, and even these two are not willing to put them.

But thinking about how the villa usually looks like, Xiao Yuanzhi also felt relieved, Su was a little vegetarian, but at least it was fried rice, although the portion was small, but she shared a share with Yan'er, and had some porridge to fill her stomach ,

After Xiao Yuanzhi brought out the fried rice, Yan'er couldn't bear it any longer, and hurriedly handed the bowl to her junior brother, then pointed at the fried rice, the meaning in it was obvious.

"Master Zu is very kind, knowing that we have run so hard, and specially improved the food."

Because she is a vegetarian on weekdays, she often doesn't see any meat or oil for a few days, and as soon as the master comes out, there will be fried rice, so it's not hard for Yan'er to think about it.

Yan'er stared at the bowl of fried rice, waved her hand again, and said to the junior: "Hurry up, fill me up."

Then the younger brother came to his senses, "Sister, I think you may have misunderstood."

"What misunderstanding?"

Before the junior brother could explain anything, he saw the master walking over with a golden pheasant in his arms. He walked around the two of them, and took the bowl of fried rice away with his hand.

The fried rice they had been thinking about was taken away before they had even tasted it. Who could bear that?

Under the angry gaze of the two of them, the master put the fried rice on the table, and then put the golden pheasant in his arms in front of the fried rice. The golden pheasant was also not polite at all. I ordered fried rice, and it was delicious.

It seemed to prove that it was delicious, and it even flapped its wings a few times, causing the smile on the master's face to deepen, and said: "Be careful, it's okay, eat slowly, these are all yours, if they are not enough, I will let them eat them." Do."

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They were hungry for fried rice for a long time, but they were eaten by a chicken! ! !

Xiao Yuanzhi didn't care about how disgusting the words of her master were at all, her young heart was hit hard, and she felt that people were not as good as chickens, chickens eat better than them, and Yan'er was no different.

The junior brother felt helpless. When he first got the recipe, he knew that the fried rice was made for the golden pheasant alone. His expression was even more exaggerated than theirs, but so what to do, who let him be the master.

Watching the disciples come gradually, the younger brother served a bowl of porridge and pickles for Yan'er and Yunzhi Xiao, and took two steamed buns.

The two of them took breakfast and found a random place to sit down, but their eyes were fixed on the golden pheasant that was eating very deliciously and satisfied, and they looked like they wanted to kick it away.

Xiao Yuanzhi took a bite of the steamed bun, quite upset, what made her excited for nothing.

Just as she was about to bow her head to drink the porridge, she felt a gust of wind blowing by, and a drop of brown semi-viscous liquid dripped into her bowl, followed by a rooster crowing.

"Oh oh oh-"

She couldn't help but refuse, and an unpleasant smell of chicken feces quickly penetrated into her nasal cavity. She quickly covered her nose, stood up and took a few steps back, for fear that something would drip on her body.

She frowned and locked her eyes on the culprit chicken. After seeing it flopped a few times in the air, it fell to where she was originally sitting. Under the eyes of everyone, it pooped again. He also turned around to face Xiao Yunzhi, and flapped his wings, which was full of provocation.

.......

Xiao Yuanzhi's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker. First, he pulled it in her bowl when she was eating. It was a pity that she hadn't eaten yet, otherwise she would be disgusted to death. Now he specially pulled it on the stool she was sitting on. The chicken still recognizes people, so it's against her, right?

Not being able to eat fried rice already made Xiao Yunzhi unhappy, and the current provocation made her roll up her sleeves even more, "You dead chicken, let me see how I deal with you!"

As soon as he heard that his petite boy was going to be punished, Master quickly scolded: "I see who dares!"

Xiao Yuanzhi was furious, even the Heavenly King Lao Tzu had to kneel down for her.

"Hehe." Xiao Yuanzhi sneered, seeing that she was about to come up, the master was slightly startled, completely unexpected that Xiao Yuanzhi didn't take his words seriously, and said again: "Xiao Yuanzhi, if you dare to hurt your heart Hairy, I want you to look good!"

All the disciples gasped, it was just a golden pheasant, they didn't expect the master to be so protective, which shows the status of the golden pheasant in their hearts.

Gao Yan was very anxious at the side, what should I do, if the little senior sister continues to stand in a stalemate with the master, she will definitely be punished.

Just when everyone thought that Xiao Yuanzhi would confront her head-on, her attitude took a 180-degree turn, raised a smile, and said in a slightly coquettish tone, "Master, I'm still eating, so it will come here Well, if you do it like this, how can people eat it?"

The master was also dumbfounded, he was caught off guard, and he was already prepared to punish Xiao Yuanzhi, but the opponent gave in when it came to him.

Although I was a little displeased, this was the best result. Master pretended to be a peacemaker, and persuaded: "Although the golden pheasant has spirituality, it is not a human being after all. It is just a livestock, so don't bother with it." .”

Xiao Yunzhi had a smile on his face, although he didn't refute, but he was full of hehe in his heart, why don't he care about it, it wasn't him who co-authored the disgusting, let alone shit and pee in his bowl, of course he said it easily.

The master paused for a moment, and then said: "Buddhas often say that only by being tolerant and kind can you get happiness, and you haven't had it at that time, so don't be annoyed anymore, you will hurt your body if you get angry, and you will hurt your body if you get angry. Amitabha."

What this means is that if the golden pheasant is not dealt with, she is at a loss, so if she doesn't eat it, she has to eat it.

Thanks to the fact that it was pulled early, if it was pulled a few seconds late, she would eat it, and it would be considered an "additional meal" for her?

Doesn't she have to be grateful for it, whether it's early or late?

Xiao Yuanzhi resisted the urge to give this fake monk master a hammer, and said with a smile: "The master is right, listening to the master's words is better than studying for ten years. The disciple also felt that the disciple was narrow-minded, and today the disciple also borrowed flowers to offer Buddha , since it likes this bowl so much, the disciple gave it as a gift, it’s all right, let it pull it casually, open it.”

If you can't pull it to death, it's just a dead chicken!