The Most Random System

Chapter 1030 - 468: Crab Bro, You’re Actually Awesome_3

——Mm, absolutely.When people are extremely speechless, they tend to laugh.

After Bai Bufan realized, he patted Lin Li’s shoulder approvingly: "Lin Li, you’re quite something, you know? You’re not just any jerk, you’re a super jerk!"

"If you want to insult me, just do it directly; no need to beat around the bush."

Bai Bufan: "Oh, oh, then Lin Li, you’re really an idiot, seriously, fuck——"

"Smack!"

"Why did you smack me? Didn’t you say I could insult you directly? You can’t handle it! You’re so stingy, you drink cold water, and you turn into a demon after drinking cold water!"

Bai Bufan, whose words were interrupted by a slap from Lin Li, held his face Dragon King style, complaining aggrievedly.

"Got an itch." Lin Li laughed, flipping the middle finger.

After the "three men and a dog" regrouped, they strolled around for a bit longer. It was almost time to switch shifts, so they returned to the classroom to take over.

"Lin Li, you’re ugly, you should be at the entrance attracting customers. I want to spend some quality time with your girlfriend... Sorry, class monitor, I’m just kidding. My bad."

In the classroom, Qin Zeyu, who was rubbing his hands like a fly and making comments to Lin Li who had just entered, immediately slid on his knees when he saw Chen Yu Ying following Lin Li in.

Already familiar with the behavior of species like Lin Li in the class, Chen Yu Ying naturally didn’t care, she just looked at Lin Li with amusement.

"I’ll take care of attracting customers." said Zhou Baowei, the giant crouching in the corner who had arrived earlier, standing up solemnly.

Lin Li didn’t mind, and after a simple task allocation, he and Chen Yu Ying were responsible for the game segment.

Everyone exchanged glances, everything was ready, only the guests were missing.

"..."

Everyone exchanged a second glance.

"..."

Everyone exchanged a third glance.

Where the heck are the guests?

Lin Li squinted his eyes at Zhou Baowei, who was showing his back at the back door: "Wait a minute, Baowei, are you even attracting customers?"

"Huh? Umm? Yes, yes I am..."

"Your tone already says a lot," Lin Li went for a chokehold, "I haven’t even heard you shout once!"

Before Zhou Baowei could answer, Lin Li squinted: "You’re not worried that too many customers will come and eat up all the oden or slushies, and you’ll have nothing for lunch, are you?"

Zhou Baowei: "...Hehe."

"You’re ’hehe’-ing my ass! You didn’t even bother refuting, did you?" Hearing Baowei not even try to argue, but just let out a "hehe," Lin Li burst out laughing.

He kicked Baowei in the butt, sending him to his beloved oden, while Lin Li asked Qin Zeyu to go outside and solicit customers.

Things went back to normal.

Although class 4 was living under Xue Jian’s shadow due to this activity and indeed didn’t have much to work with, the original intention was not to make money but to be a bit more fun. Although they only sold oden and fruit-flavored slushies, one could get big discounts through games, which made them practically giveaways. Since these weren’t staple foods, the customer flow was still decent.

During this period, Xue Jian, who had never successfully run into the place, passed by the classroom door 16 times.

He neither bought anything nor supported his students, just walked around. No one knew what he was there for.

He seriously affected Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying’s bonding time.

After a few dozen minutes of empty lobby, Xue Jian was also gone. Lin Li stretched lazily.

With peripheral vision, he noticed Zhou Baowei staring blankly at the oden machine and immediately went on high alert, shouting loudly: "No snacking."

"If you want to snack, Baowei, I can recommend you a job picking manure, fifty a day, but you can snack."

But Zhou Baowei still looked dazed, his eyes somewhat unfocused on the machine. After a while, he seemed to realize Lin Li was speaking to him, raised his head, and signaled Lin Li to come over.

Lin Li walked over.

"Lin Li, look at this..."

Following Baowei’s finger, Lin Li looked at the oden machine.

The oden machine was divided into compartments with a metal plate, each containing different ingredients, and Baowei was pointing at an area with a few crab sticks submerged.

"Lin Li, do you see it?"

"See what? The crab sticks?"

"Yeah."

"What’s wrong? Are they spoiled? Not cooked?" Lin Li took out tongs, planning to poke around.

"No," Baowei shook his head, then asked an apparently unrelated question: "Lin Li, what’s your zodiac sign?"

"I’m 10.28, Scorpio," Lin Li answered, clueless.

"Then never mind," Baowei shook his head, looked around the classroom, and whispered: "Is there anyone who’s a Cancer...?"

Lin Li frowned.

"..."

"..."

Lin Li: "!"

By the time Lin Li realized what Baowei was hinting at, it was too late.

"Zhou, Bao, Wei."

Lin Li smiled:

"Damn you, now how am I supposed to look at the word ’crab stick’ seriously?"

"Huh? Speak!"