The world's number one slave

Chapter 33

At night, the commander's mansion is brightly lit, and the maids of all colors come and go, very busy.The Commander's Mansion is full of people. People coming and going broke the threshold and squeezed their heads to enter the Commander's Mansion. Firstly, Congratulations won the battle, and secondly, they brought their unmarried daughters and even unmarried sons to visit. future uncle.In that scene, men and women, old and young, fat and thin, beautiful and ugly, all kinds of people are dazzled.Not only does it make people doubt whether this is to choose a concubine for His Highness, or to find a son, daughter, old lady, and Laozi for His Highness.

Liu Butuo was extremely busy, if it wasn't for Kouxi and the two who came to help, the Commander's Mansion would have become a noisy street.这烈山无殇就是不一样，打起仗来轰轰烈烈，揍起人来堂堂正正，谈起情来不三不四，如今这结个婚更是前无古人后无来者，他真真是佩服的五体投地。

Kouxi and the two also had a headache. Although they had already controlled the whole scene, but seeing the people coming in the mansion continuously, they really wanted to pull out Lie Shan Wushang immediately, and then put up a sign to show the public. Anyone who wants to touch, kiss or hug, come, they don't care.

So the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Their Second Highness, Lie Shan Wushang, left this mess to everyone without even looking at it, and then returned to the backyard to enjoy himself at ease.Now I don't know where Yunqing and the others have gone. Looking at my colleagues, I will help you no matter what.

Kouxi thought this way, but he didn't know that those four little friends who were said to be Lie Shan Wushang's confidantes were lying on the bed and moaning in pain at the moment. Did Shang come up with some good ideas? As for hating them so much, look at their 'delicate' skin, it's blooming now.

"Everyone, don't worry, line up with your number, don't be crowded." Poyan wiped the sweat from his forehead. They are ordinary people. They can't be beaten or shouted. Whether Lie Shan Wushang accepts the respected concubine or not, whoever he accepts as the respected concubine has half a cent to do with him.

"Hehe, thanks to the help of the two generals, otherwise the subordinates really don't know what to do." Liu Butuo bowed his head and handed a cup of tea to each of them. They were all ancestors, and they were not easy to serve.Qianli is, these two are, Lie Shan Wushang is even more so.

"Hey, I don't know what your highness is doing now, nayan, you said that your highness has accepted a concubine, what should Huachen do?" Kouxi's face was full of entanglement and doubts, thinking of Lie Shan Wushang's long-standing treatment of Huanhuachen. 'Sex' harassment, isn't it just liking but pure flirting? If so, wouldn't Huanhuachen be very pitiful.

Poyan patted Kouxi on the head, "Fool, the fact that the Second Highness likes Huachen is a matter that is decided on the chopping block and cannot be doubted. I don't know such an obvious thing, and the matter of Zun Zifei, His Highness must already have the answer Well, don't worry about us."

"Ah? Now that we have the answer, what are we doing now?" In this case, aren't they all doing futile work? Since His Highness already has a candidate for Zunzifei in his heart, there is no need to announce it to the world with such fanfare and recruit Zunzifei. Bar?Can't figure it out, Kouxi can't figure it out at all.

"Who knows, maybe it's the old man Dongfang's idea again." He frowned and thought a lot, but he couldn't find a suitable answer. What kind of trick Dongfang Hui was trying to sell? He knew His Highness didn't like it, but he wanted to do the opposite. Doing it according to the way is not asking for trouble.But looking at His Highness's reaction, not only did he not object, but he enjoyed it.Could it be... Thinking of this, Poyan's eyes widened.

"Yan, you said, Your Highness likes Hua Chen, but..." They are all men, okay?

As soon as Poyan heard Kouxi's words, he understood what he meant, yes, men like men, he didn't think about this issue carefully, but he just saw Lie Shan Wushang and Huanhuachen like this, so he got used to it.Now that I think about it, if the two want to be happy, I am afraid there are still many difficult roads to go.But why not myself.

"Perhaps this is what the old man meant." Unknowingly, the pretty brows frowned even deeper.

"Yan, if, I mean if, if we have to face such a situation in the future, what will you do?" This is the only question in Kouxi's mind. The situation where people marry their own wives, his thoughts strongly stimulated him, telling him not to have such a thing happen.

"Kussy...I..." I don't know.Poyan himself can't answer this question. It involves the future of the two families. He also wants to struggle and pursue his heart, but the reality is in front of him, which makes people helpless.It's all the fault of reality, none of which is a good thing in reality.

"You two are the same as Your Highness. We can be together. It's up to him to do it first, and then the matter will be settled." Hearing the conversation between the two accidentally, Liu Butuo himself was yyyy in his heart, didn't he just like a man? , what a big deal.

"But I don't want it, Yan, promise me that we will never be separated and be together forever?"

"Ahem, um, it's a bit cold, I'll go put on some clothes." Ignoring the shouting of Kouxi behind him, he ran away as if he was running away, and if he didn't leave, he couldn't imagine what that idiot Kouxi would do Come on, that fool, he never speaks regardless of the occasion. There are so many people watching here, he is shameless, and he wants it.

In the backyard of Lie Shan Wushang's residence, Huanhuachen hurried into the courtyard when he saw Yanlu guarding the closed gate. Huanhuachen rolled his eyes and made a gesture of wiping his neck, meaning that as long as he dared to knock on the door Tell Lie Shan Wushang, and kill him.

The words were submissive, it's over, it's obvious that he came here to settle the score, master, you wish for luck, he flashed away first.Therefore, Yanlu turned around and escaped at an extraordinary speed.

Huanhuachen snorted, there is such a slave as there is a master, this Lieshan Wushang will turn into a crocodile if he doesn't clean up well, think about the embarrassing appearance with rough skin and thick flesh, absolutely owed beat.

With a bang, Huanhuachen kicked open the tightly closed door, his gaze was like a torch, he scanned the room around, and finally fixed his eyes on Lie Shan Wushang who was poking piggies beside the bed.That action is absolutely seductive, but it's a pity that someone doesn't appreciate it.

"Oh~ I want to hide under the bed, there's no way! If you don't explain it clearly to the master today, you won't even think about it." Huanhuachen moved forward, and Zhengshen pulled a chair and sat down, watching with piercing eyes. Looking at Lie Shan Wushang, it doesn't matter any expression on his face.

"Uh, that Chen'er, you misunderstood, I didn't want to hide, the Commander's Mansion is so big, it's inevitable that there are a few mice, right? I was just catching mice just now." Phew ~ Lie Shan Wushang breathed a sigh of relief and returned Well, I moved quickly and threw the burden under the bed.After finally waiting for this opportunity, if Huanhuachen sees everything at this moment, all previous efforts will be wasted.

"Kneel down for me, and try to lie to me at this time." He raised his right hand and slapped it hard on the table. The guards were startled.

"Hey, that Chen'er, I really didn't lie, you have to believe me." Lie Shan Wushang knelt down beside Huanhuachen obediently, looking up at the angry little face, although he was giggling on the surface, in fact he had already Uneasy, wondering if Huanhuachen had already found out about his shopping, or was he angry with himself because he thought those things were too expensive?

"Hmph! Still pretending, it seems that the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a sick cat." Rolling up his sleeves, Huanhuachen wanted to hit Lie Shan Wushang in the face.Lie Shan Wushang beat his eyebrows to death without saying anything, even if Huanhuachen knew about the shopping, he would not admit it, just kidding, if he really told it, this little thing would have to turn his back on him.Now a few punches are a few punches, as long as it can calm him down.

"Hehe, fuck your sister, open your eyes for me."

"Chen'er, you forgot, my sister has just married Hades, and now she may be honeymooning somewhere."

"Don't be sloppy to me, you fucking bastard, say, what's the matter with Concubine Zunzi?"

"Uh..." Lie Shan Wushang understood now that the little tiger was jealous.

"Chen'er, there is a lesson to be learned from the world, I don't like anyone but you."

"Really, the daughters of those dignitaries are here to play, huh?!"

Huh, Huanhuachen is so scary now, the ears outside the window are terrified, their masters are so pitiful, what's the point of accepting a concubine or something, the big deal is that you will make Huanhuachen the big one, and others will be the small one, The best of both worlds, how nice.

"That, that..." Lie Shan Wushang was sweating all over his body, what the hell is this, and what are those people doing here?

"Huh! Dare to find a spare tire for me, and see if I don't deal with you." After finishing speaking, the ears in the courtyard could only hear the sound of tearing and tearing inside the house and Lie Shan Wushang's painful moaning yelling for no.Everyone was sweating, sweating profusely, it turned out that their master was much cuter than Huanhuachen.

Lie Shan Wushang watched Huanhuachen pick up his clothes with his hands up and down, with an uncompromising expression on his face, but in fact he was very happy, it turned out that his little tiger also likes to play and stimulate, wow, There is no one happier than yourself in the world.

"Why are you still kneeling there, lie on the bed for me!" There was a sound of falling to the ground in the courtyard, this, that, so direct!Too meaty and too hulking.They can imagine the scene of the stripped Lie Shan Wushang lying on the bed and being picked by the king, with nosebleeds.

"Well, Chen'er, I'm shy." She shyly turned her face away, her face was full of peach, and she wanted to refuse but still welcome, the absolute appearance of a little daughter-in-law.

"Really? It turns out that our Highness still likes to use ropes." Huanhuachen said that the ropes are used to bind people, but in other people's ears, the ropes have changed their taste.The rope, the two single men are in the same room, facing each other frankly, and the scene of the rope... Listen, there are a few more popping sounds, how about a nosebleed party tonight?

"Ah, ah, ah..." The voice of 'ecstasy' came from inside the house, and the corners of the crowd who could not see the inside story could only fill their curious hearts with imagination, biting the corners of their clothes to envy and hate each other, their master It's too unscrupulous, such a ecstasy cry, never seen before or since.

Inside the house, Huanhuachen tugged at Lie Shan Wushang's ears, as if to give him a lesson, but in fact he hated iron for being weak.Simply put, Huan Huachen tied up Lie Shan Wushang with a rope that appeared on the table at some time. People say that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. He doesn't believe that this can't be cured with a rope. The big gangster of the world.

"Chen... Chen'er, what are you doing, hehe, Chen'er, a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands, just forget about the rope."

"Do you want to go up by yourself, or do you want me to ask the buddies outside the door to carry you to the bed?" He quickly tied Lie Shan Wushang into a silkworm chrysalis. look at him.

"Chen'er, in fact, this matter is the idea of ​​that old man Lie Shanbo, and it has nothing to do with me. If you don't believe me, I will immediately write a letter and send it back to ask him to lift the order." Lie Shan Wushang looked at Huanhuachen flatteringly as he lay down on the bed at rocket speed, and twisted his body along the way. Unexpectedly, Huanhuachen came for real. The tie was so strong that ordinary people couldn't untie it.

"Heh~ Is it possible that you still think about it?"

"Absolutely impossible, I have you enough." I can't handle you alone, and if I have another one, won't I go crazy?

"What's your expression?"

"No, Chen'er, what is that in your hand?" He seemed to have seen that white bottle before in his mother's mouth.

"It's nothing, I just want to tell some flirtatious person how the word 'death' is written." After finishing speaking, Huan Huachen lifted his trouser legs and climbed onto the bed, riding on Lie Shan Wushang, looking at Lie with evil eyes. Shan Wushang's bulging smooth muscles.

"Chen'er, although I know that my muscles are impeccably beautiful, I would feel embarrassed if you stare at me like this." Lie Shan Wushang definitely ignored Huanhuachen's death Words, death or something is far away from him.

"Beauty is beauty, but it's a pity that 'flowers' are planted on cow dung. As a new generation of human beings, for a better future, I will practice human wisdom and absolutely get rid of bad genes. So..." In Lie Shan Wushang looked forward In his eyes, Huan Huachen opened the white bottle, and a drop of transparent liquid slid towards Lie Shan Wushang's body, penetrated into the flesh at a speed visible to the naked eye, and spread along the blood vessels.

"AH!!!!!!" A painful and heart-piercing scream spread throughout Mocheng. In an instant, the uncle who was making soy sauce on the street stopped, the playful children stopped their movements, and the shouting Ou Basang forgot to close his open mouth... Even the hidden guards outside the window looked at the flickering lights in the room in disbelief, wondering what happened.

"Without my permission, no one is allowed to come in!" After a few strides, the footsteps just taken by the hidden guards in the courtyard were shocked by Huanhuachen's voice, they stopped, and their bodies just stopped in place.

"My lord, please pay attention to your status. Don't make things difficult for my master." Yan Lu cared about Lie Shan Wushang, even if he was beheaded.Even though Lie Shan Wushang regards Huanhuachen as the treasure in his palm and the love in his heart, but to him, nothing is as important as the safety of the owner.

"Ah!!!!!!!" There was another sound, but this sound seemed to penetrate into everyone's heart, stimulating every cell, and trembling.

"Chen... Chen'er, I know I'm wrong, don't be angry anymore." Thousands of arrows piercing the heart, just as the name suggests, one drop is like a thousand arrows piercing the heart, causing endless pain.Lie Shan Wushang clenched his teeth, calmed himself, and kept his body from shaking. His body was covered with sweat, and the water droplets from his forehead slid down his cheeks, and dripped onto the bed, soaking the ground.It's just that the knife pierced through the whole body, and the pain from where it passed was too severe, even he couldn't control the pain.

For a long time, the people in the courtyard did not hear any sound from the house, and the heartbeat of the words jumped to the throat. Their master will not be solved by this slave, right?No, no, how is this possible? First, Huanhuachen doesn't have the guts, not to mention that his master can't be so fragile. Second, Huanhuachen has no reason to do this, even if it's the concubine Nazun. Maybe, because the candidate in Lie Shan Wushang's heart is Huanhuachen himself.

It's just that I forgot a little bit about my words, people in love and jealousy are always a natural match.

"Wushang, the world is so big, it would be great if I was the only one..." With a gentle voice, lonely and sad, cold hands caressed Lie Shan Wushang's face, and wiped the sweat off his face, Huanhuachen bowed his head lightly. He kissed lightly on those tightly closed lips.

"Chen'er..." Lie Shan Wushang couldn't answer, because of the contradiction, he wanted to give all his love to this person, but he was clamoring from the bottom of his heart that the person by the lake was his real destination.So, what is it like to be like this, isn't it a cruel injury to Huanhuachen?

"Hehe, so people shouldn't be too greedy, but there's nothing wrong with me just taking a scoop." It's good that they didn't meet at the beginning, and I was still a disciple of Yinyao Valley who wanted to make a living, singing and singing all the way without using anything Worry, the war has nothing to do with me, the army has nothing to do with me, and this person has nothing to do with me.

It's just that there are too many not, divorced from the support of reality, it is also a fantasy.

The flowers bloom and the flowers fade, the water flows away, the wind and the moon are taken away, the love and intention are taken away, the skinny walking corpses are waiting for the ravages of the years, without the blessing of life.

"So, I give you a warning, you can only miss me in the days without him, otherwise you will be disturbed. Take this and save it for the next time you make a mistake." Throwing the white medicine bottle to Lie Shanwu Shang, Huanhuachen climbed out of bed and gave him a big evil smile, then patted his ass and left.

"Don't wait for this, how can we end it like this before we continue?!" Lie Shan Wushang still thought about being able to flirt with Huanhuachen, seeing how things ended so easily, how could he be reconciled.Simply put your heart to one side, even if you die, you have to keep it, maybe a blind cat will meet a dead mouse, hey~ just right.

"Huh? If you think so, I will help you." Huanhuachen waved his hand, and several black shadows opened the door and walked in. Huanhuachen whispered a few words in his ear, and those people understood, and went to Lie Shan walked away without a wound.

I thought Huanhuachen would continue, but when he saw the man in black approaching, Lie Shan Wushang was completely desperate.Struggling with all their strength, they yelled loudly, but unexpectedly, the few people turned a deaf ear and did not hesitate to move their hands.

A quarter of an hour later, the whole Mocheng was boiling, and a piece of news spread to the homes of ordinary people in the streets and alleys.The Second Highness they dreamed of, the beautiful Lie Shan Wushang who won the battle, was hanged on the gate of the Commander's Mansion stripped to only obscene trousers for public display, with his own blood book hanging around his neck. There is a couplet written in bright red.I saw the first couplet: I have no morals in front of me, the second couplet: I have no morals behind me, and the horizontal comment: My morals are all over the place.

From then on, the reputation of the noble son of no integrity has become stronger than that of Lie Shan Wushang, and even surpassed that of any previous vassal state or even a man of lofty ideals. The noble son of no integrity will definitely be recorded in the annals of history forever!