novel bin 002 The local tyrant wants to chase the fried beast
002 The local tyrant wants to chase the fried beast
When the fried hair beast hits the insidious king 002, the local tyrant wants to chase the fried hair beast
Mo Xiao is a sophomore student in the Department of Economics. He likes to skip classes and go to sleep. He has no bad habits. The only flaw in his whole being is...he hates hearing the sound of rain.
When I hear the sound of raindrops ticking, my whole body will feel ups and downs, and I feel as uncomfortable as scratching an itch. It will be better if someone is around, especially when I am alone, manic, restless, anxious, gloomy, what is not good All the emotions came out.
Mo Xiao didn't follow the arrangement to go to bed, but started playing computer games after entering the room.
"Damn! I slept all afternoon, how can I still fall asleep?! Just an international joke!"
After logging in to the computer, there was such a sentence when the computer was turned on.
Fortunately, the parents in the next room were asleep and could not hear anything, so he let out a long sigh of relief and logged into QQ.
"Wow, wow! No need, I know I'm handsome, so I don't need so much news, right?"
In fact, talking alone is quite dull, without an audience.
【Brother, are you there?Are you there?I'm in a hurry!Why does your phone turn off when it rains? ! 】The profile picture is bright, and an ugly man and woman embrace the profile picture.This is Mo Xiao's high school buddy, Qin Lei, who is from the same school as a different department.
【exist. 】
[Hey, I said buddy, someone asked me for your QQ number just now. 】
【Um. 】
[Why is it so quiet today? 】
[I don't want to type!Don't talk nonsense, talk about things! 】
[Hehe, I'm excited again.I told that person your QQ. 】
Mo Xiao really wanted to slap Qin Lei, and then typed, 【Quickly, who is it?you know?Are you familiar?what for?Why do you want my number?What are your plans? 】
[Damn it, don't ask me such a question all of a sudden, don't you know about my eye disease? 】
【do not know……】
【I'll slap you!Ask yourself, well, he seems to be online. 】
Qin Lei's QQ went off again.
Wow, it's really fast to escape from relationships.After a while, someone added Mo Xiao's QQ, and the screen name displayed was [Master Zhou]? !
What the hell!Why don't you just call Confucius!
【Hello, Mo Xiao. 】
【Not good not good not good not good! 】Mo Xiaokuang beat him a few times, thinking that the other party would shrink back and ignore him, but unexpectedly...
【What's wrong?Physical discomfort? 】
Wow?Still care about people?
【Who are you?Why did you add me? 】
【No reason. 】
【I am angry!Tell me now, or I'll be down? 】
[Well, going to bed early is good for the skin, and the fried fur beast can't turn into a panda. 】
God!Another fried beast!Today is the second time I was called a fried hair beast.Where did he blow up?Where is the beast?Damn!Where is he a beast? !
【You are a beast!Your whole family is beasts! 】
[Oh, good night.Be good, don't be late again tomorrow. 】
……
How come it seems like everyone in the world knows him? !And he was the one kept in the dark?
Oh?I want to shit.As a result, as a result, Mo Xiao deleted Master Zhou from the friend list, deleted...
"I never add strangers."
After a boring sentence, he rolled back to bed and went to sleep.
Mo Xiao, who couldn't sleep at first, also gradually fell asleep. The sleep was so sweet, his mouth was smashed, he didn't know what good food he ate in the dream, and his saliva was still drooling——
I am a stranger dividing line——
Mo Xiao woke up, he woke up naturally after a nap, blinked his sleepy eyes, picked up the mobile phone that was placed by the bedside, and rubbed his eyes.
27:[-] Beijing time.
Before his bewildered head came to his senses, the phone vibrated and buzzed continuously while holding it in his hand.
A strange call?Mo Xiao, a Libra, hated the choice the most, so he paused for half a second to think about whether to accept or not.
It's just an unfamiliar number, so I won't answer it!But, what if there is something important?As a result, the other party hung up.
"You call again, and I'll answer." He muttered, liking the mode of talking to himself more and more.
"Buzz, buzz..."
"Hey?"
"Student Mo Xiao, this is the fifth time you have missed my class this semester. Would you like the teacher to help you buy an archway?"
Mo Xiao sat up immediately, what's going on?Is the teacher on the other end of the phone?Which teacher is it?How do you know his phone number?Damn, how did you know how many times he didn't go to class?
Scratching hair, the whole person is not well.
"Teacher... can I hang up?"
"What do you think? The teacher doesn't mind if you hang up the phone, but you have to think about the consequences."
Mo Xiao wanted to cry, never before.
"Teacher, please give me a chance..."
"Oh? Opportunity? Come down and beg me, maybe there will be a chance."
go downstairs?Mo Xiao got out of bed and looked out of the window. The black four-circle off-road vehicle was extraordinarily shiny, reflecting the bright sun and exuding a noble aura, making it difficult for people not to see it.
The man in the white shirt leaning on the outside of the car door was smiling playfully, with a charming smile on the corner of his mouth, and beckoning to Mo Xiao.
The teacher from last night? !
"Teacher What are you doing downstairs in my house?"
"Waiting for you to come and beg for mercy."
...Who will tell him why this handsome teacher with a gentle face came from which planet?
"I... I, I'm dead!"
Without waiting for the other party to say anything, he hung up the phone first, entered the shutdown state, and threw it under the dark bed.
This is called seeing what is out of sight, ah, the world is clean, let’s continue to sleep well.
Fifteen minutes later, it was 15:45 Beijing time.
"Knock knock..."
"Huh? Stop knocking, mom, I don't have class today, I'm going to sleep..." I tossed back and forth, and fell asleep holding the quilt again.
Um?My cheeks are itchy, my nose hurts, I can't breathe...
"Ah! You...you..." Mo Xiao hugged the quilt and tried to move to the corner of the bed.
How did the teacher man in the white shirt in front of you enter the house?I go!No such, okay?What are you doing?
"Auntie is very nice. After expressing her intentions, she opened the door for me and went out to buy food by herself. She said she would leave me for lunch. Student Mo Xiao, do you think it's okay?"
Just talk, don't approach him!
Mo Xiao pressed one hand on his chest, and the two kept an arm's distance away.
"Student Mo Xiao, absenteeism is a very bad behavior. The teacher must tell your parents, otherwise it will be very difficult for you to graduate!"
"You...you are Zhou Han, a genius teacher in the Department of Economics?!"
Legend has it that Zhou Han's brain is hundreds of times faster than ordinary people, and it works very well. Moreover, Nima's appearance is very gentle, but his heart is really twisted!Not only does he like to torture students with difficult questions, but what is even more perverted is that he likes to molested male classmates!
Wow, wow, I didn't expect to meet Zhou Han by myself, is there any? !I heard that his statistics class sounds very interesting... It seems, probably, it seems that this semester has started for more than a month, and I haven't taken statistics yet... When did you change the teacher?He is obviously an old man in his 50s wearing framed glasses!Why didn't anyone tell him? !
It's not that the character is so bad, is it? !
"It's not too late to recognize it, classmate Mo Xiao."
"You...you...you stay away from me! I, I am a normal man!"
Zhou Han raised his eyebrows and glanced at him. The quilt had fallen to the ground at some point, and the loose pajamas with buckles on his body showed the dogwood on his chest temptingly, and even showed a trace of his snow-white fragrant shoulders, flaunting in the air with.
"Normal? It doesn't matter, it will be abnormal in a while."
Well?What exactly is Zhou Han talking about?Why do you think they have a generation gap?The donkey's head is not right with the horse's mouth!
"Get off my bed quickly!" Mo Xiao pushed and shoved him, with his head bowed, his face was so hot that he didn't dare to look up at Zhou Han's expression.
It's over, isn't it weird?Why is his face so hot?Do you want to be so ashamed?
Zhou Han shrugged, and retreated from the bed, looking like a very wronged little daughter-in-law, "Student Mo Xiao, how about I chase you?"