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After Luo Chen had been happy for ten days and ten nights in a row, the ethereal voice of the system echoed in his mind.
"Damn it! I finally got a chance to take a few days off, and you give me another mission!"
Luo Chen emerged from a pile of flesh belonging to concubines and palace maids, and spoke with a sullen expression.
Then, with a thought, he withdrew from the Demon King's Space, leaving all the concubines and palace maids behind.
Inside the palace, a group of young eunuchs knelt outside. Seeing Luo Chen emerge from the palace, an old eunuch immediately rushed forward and knelt to plead, "Your Majesty! You haven't attended court for ten days, and the court is in complete chaos!"
"Damn it! These useless bastards! I've only been enjoying myself for ten days, is the world about to descend into chaos? Men, prepare the carriage! The Golden Palace!"
Luo Chen shouted and immediately strode out.
A moment later, Luo Chen arrived at the main hall and sat on his imperial throne.
"What business do you have? If you have something to say, speak now; otherwise, leave the court!"
Without waiting for the eunuch's nonsense, Luo Chen shouted loudly.
"Your Majesty! I have important matters to report!"
Yuwen Huaji immediately stepped forward and replied, "Your Majesty, I have recommended that the old traitor Wang Shichong has been arbitrarily amassing troops and purchasing weapons, intending to rebel!"
"Nonsense! Yuwen Huaji, you old scoundrel, how dare you accuse me first! I discovered that you were buying weapons from the Japanese and wanted to expose you to His Majesty, but you accused me first."
Before Luo Chen could speak, Wang Shichong immediately roared indignantly.
Then, he looked at Luo Chen and cried out angrily, "Your Majesty! This old minister has been loyal to the court for generations. How can I tolerate the slander of this villain Yuwen Huaji? This old minister... this old minister might as well smash his head against this pillar of the court and die!"
After saying this, Wang Shi, his face full of grief and indignation, pretended to crash into a bronze pillar in the main hall.
"Oh dear, Lord Wang, you mustn't!"
"Lord Wang, you mustn't!"
. . . .
Immediately, several ministers from Wang Shichong's faction pretended to pull Wang Shichong away in the main hall.
Luo Chen leaned back on the dragon throne, rubbing his chin with one hand, watching Wang Shichong's one-man show with great interest, and chuckled.
Upon hearing Luo Chen's laughter, Wang Shichong nearly coughed up blood!
What's going on? According to the usual procedure, shouldn't His Majesty stop me at this point? He should also comfort me, praise my achievements, and let everyone know that my position is unshakeable.
Why is His Majesty different today? Not only is he not stopping me, but he's also watching me and laughing so happily. What the hell is going on?
Seeing that Luo Chen did not stop him, Wang Shichong immediately stopped acting, cupped his hands to Luo Chen with displeasure, and was about to speak.
But Luo Chen spoke first: "Lord Wang, why aren't you ramming it anymore? Are you afraid that you won't die from hitting this bronze pillar? Someone, bring Lord Wang a big knife and let him ram it to his death!"
"Your Majesty! You can't joke with this old minister anymore! Yuwen Huaji is trying to frame me, you have to stand up for me!"
Wang Shichong was also a cunning old fox. Seeing that Luo Chen wasn't buying his act, he immediately started to dodge the question and smooth things over.
"Alright! Let me make the decision for you. Actually, you said Yuwen Huaji intended to rebel, and Yuwen Huaji said you intended to rebel. In other words, one of you must be plotting a rebellion!"
"Wang Shichong, I've heard you have a niece named Jiao Dong Shuni, whose beauty is so stunning it would put the moon to shame. I really want to hold her in my arms and warm her up! If you send her to serve me, then the crime of plotting rebellion will fall on Yuwen Huaji!"
Luo Chen's expression suddenly darkened, and he coldly shouted.
"Your Majesty! How can a matter of treason be treated so lightly? Wang Shichong has indeed rebelled; I beg Your Majesty to punish him!"
Yuwen Huaji was also furious. This matter was of great importance. How could he be so careless as to think that sending a niece would save his life?
"Heh heh, Yuwen Huaji, you've got some nerve! This world still belongs to me, Luo Chen, right? Are you plotting a rebellion by talking to me like that? Well, it seems Wang Shichong was right, you really do want to rebel, huh?"
Luo Chen slammed his hand on the dragon throne and shouted coldly! Although Yuwen Huaji's cultivation was very high, and his internal energy, the Ice Profound Force, was extremely powerful, this was, after all, the Golden Palace. Unless his life was immediately threatened, he dared not attack the emperor.
Chapter 337 What's wrong with the Emperor?
"Your Majesty, I dare not, but that old scoundrel Wang Shichong is truly hateful. Your Majesty must not be fooled by this old scoundrel because of a momentary lust for beauty."
Yuwen Huaji's imposing manner weakened somewhat, and he spoke respectfully.
"Hmph! Good that you know you wouldn't dare! Don't look down on Wang Shichong, at least he has a beautiful niece. What about you? You haven't even gotten married yet. Otherwise, if you had a beautiful daughter, I would do whatever you say right now!"
Luo Chen glared disdainfully at Yuwen Huaji, then looked at Wang Shichong and asked, "Well, Lord Wang, have you thought it through? When are you going to send your precious niece over for me to have some fun with?"
Logically speaking, if the emperor takes a liking to a minister's daughter or niece, it is usually a great thing, indicating that the relationship between the minister and the emperor is getting closer.
But Wang Shichong was different. Although Dong Shuni was his niece, he always treated her as his own daughter.
Therefore, when Luo Chen used such vulgar words to get Wang Shichong to send his niece over, Wang Shichong naturally did not want to ruin Dong Shuni's lifelong happiness.
His brows furrowed, he was extremely anxious, looking at Luo Chen, so anxious he didn't know what to say: "My breath, my old minister... my old minister... my old minister..."
Yuwen Huaji, who was standing to the side, suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He remembered that a batch of Goryeo sashimi had been delivered that morning. He immediately clasped his hands together and said excitedly, "Your Majesty, since Lord Wang is unwilling to make Your Majesty happy, then I have something that can make Your Majesty happy."
"Oh? What is it? Tell me!"
Luo Chen lazily leaned to the other side of the dragon throne, casually glancing at Yuwen Huaji.
"Your Majesty, I know you enjoy matters of the heart, so I specially sent a batch of sashimi from Goryeo for Your Majesty to savor! Your Majesty, you may not know what sashimi is, so let me explain it to you in detail..."
Yuwen Huaji only learned about this sashimi today.
It involves placing a beautiful, delicate woman naked in a box, thoroughly cleaned, covered in floral petals, and making her smell fragrant. Then, food is placed all over her body. After eating the food, the woman can be enjoyed.
However, just as Yuwen Huaji was about to tell Luo Chen about sashimi, Luo Chen suddenly waved his hand and said, "No need to tell me, I know what sashimi is! Damn it, what was the point of my three campaigns against the Koreans? Wasn't it so I could eat sashimi every meal and be a groom every night!"
"Yuwen Huaji, you did a damn good job! I'll reward you! In my opinion, you're right, that old dog Wang Shichong is plotting to usurp the throne! Come on, drag Wang Shichong away and execute him immediately!"
Luo Chen was overjoyed. In any case, Wang Shichong and Yuwen Huaji were no good people. If they could be killed, that would be the best outcome!
"Wait! Your Majesty! This old minister has suddenly realized something. My niece, Dong Shuni, has long said that she greatly admires Your Majesty's honor and wishes to enter the palace to serve you! I will definitely go back and tell her, so that she can happily come and serve you!"
Wang Shichong didn't expect Luo Chen to be serious and really want to kill him, so he immediately chickened out and quickly used Dong Shuni as a shield.
"Fine! You can keep your dog's life for now. Once you bring Dong Shuni to me, if she can serve me well, then your dog's life will be spared! Get out of here and bring Dong Shuni to me to have some fun!"
Luo Chen waved his hand at Wang Shichong, not even bothering to look at him.
If you're going to see anyone, see his niece, Dong Shuni!
Wang Shichong dared not delay and immediately scrambled out of the main hall. Unlike Yuwen Huaji, he didn't have the formidable cultivation to protect himself. If Luo Chen was determined to kill him today, he would surely die!
However, as long as he escapes to his own territory, he believes that even Emperor Luo Chen will not dare to do anything to him!
Watching Wang Shichong's fleeing figure, Yuwen Huaji became somewhat anxious. This was originally a good opportunity to eliminate Wang Shichong, but if he watched Wang Shichong escape, it would be difficult to kill him again next time.
Yuwen Huaji immediately bowed to Luo Chen and said, "Your Majesty, are you just going to let that old scoundrel go like this! Once that old scoundrel returns to his territory, he certainly won't send his niece to Your Majesty. If Your Majesty orders him to be killed now, I am willing to serve Your Majesty!"
Luo Chen laughed and said indifferently, "General Yuwen, there's no need to be in such a hurry. Everyone knows that I, the emperor, have been sidelined. Only the Imperial Guards are under my own command; the rest of the soldiers are in the hands of your four great clans."
Even if General Yuwen wanted to eliminate Wang Shichong, there was no need to rush it.
After saying that, Luo Chen gave Yuwen Huaji a cold glance.
Upon hearing this, the ministers in the hall all changed color. Everyone knew what Luo Chen was talking about, but despite this, everyone assumed that the emperor himself was unaware of it, and no one dared to mention it in front of the emperor.
However, to everyone's utter surprise, the emperor actually brought this up himself. What was going on? Was he about to do something big?
Yuwen Huaji was startled and immediately replied, "Your Majesty! I, Yuwen Huaji, am absolutely loyal to Your Majesty, unlike any other powerful clan!" "Alright! There's no need to discuss this further. I'm not a foolish ruler; I don't care about dynastic changes. Currently, you four powerful clans are threatening each other. If Wang Shichong dares to disobey me, it will give you three clans a pretext to send troops. At that time..."
"Wait, I'll personally lead you all to utterly destroy his old chrysanthemum!"
Luo Chen waved his hand, indicating that the matter was over. Then, his expression suddenly changed, the serious look from before vanished instantly, replaced by a lewd smile as he looked at Yuwen Huaji and said, "What are you waiting for? Where's the Korean sashimi you mentioned? Get it to me right now, damn it, my big stick is itching to get started!"
Having said that, Luo Chen rubbed his large hands together, chuckled, and stood up. He ordered the ministers to get out of there immediately, then said, "Send those Korean sashimi to my Imperial Garden, quick!"
Chapter 338 Tasting Korean Sashimi
Luo Chen was naturally aware of the identities of these Korean sashimi.
One of the white sashimi pieces belongs to Fu Junzhuo, a female assassin from Goryeo!
Her face was cold and aloof, yet she possessed a celestial beauty, an unparalleled charm. What excited Luo Chen even more was that if she captured Fu Junzhuo, her twin sister Fu Junyu would surely come to avenge her sister.
At that time, hehe, these twin sisters will both be exceptionally skilled in martial arts, coldly beautiful, and stunningly gorgeous, outshining all others.
Moreover, Luo Chen harbored a strong desire to conquer these cold beauties, and while watching the twin sisters try to resist but were unable to, he instructed and trained them.
Tsk tsk, just thinking about it makes Luo Chen want to pierce the sky.
Soon after, five enormous boxes filled with flower petals were carried into Luo Chen's vast palace.
"Your Majesty, this Korean sashimi is delicious. Please enjoy it while you can."
After Yuwen Huaji and his eunuchs delivered the Goryeo sashimi to Luo's palace, they prepared to leave.
"Yes, good! General Yuwen, you are truly loyal to me. I will definitely make good use of you in the future!" Luo Chen waved his hand and immediately prepared to send Yuwen Huaji out.
But the next moment, his expression hardened slightly, and he immediately shouted again, "Wait, General Yuwen, I suddenly thought of something. Come over here quickly, I want to tell you."
"Your Majesty, there are still matters to attend to, and I am willing to share your burdens!"
Upon hearing Luo Chen call him, Yuwen Huaji immediately came to Luo Chen's side and respectfully asked.
In fact, Luo Chen called him over for no reason at all. It was because when Luo Chen was scanning the five sashimi, he discovered that one of them had actually reached the mid-stage of the Nascent Soul Realm!
After absorbing Yang Guang's imperial fortune, he himself had only just stepped into the early stage of the Nascent Soul realm.
If Fu Junzhuo were to suddenly launch an attack, Luo Chen would have no choice but to use a random teleportation card to escape.
"His Majesty?"
Seeing that Luo Chen remained silent, Yuwen Huaji was puzzled and spoke again.
Luo Chen smiled slightly and led Yuwen Huaji to Fu Junzhuo's sashimi. He said with a smile, "General Yuwen, it's nothing really. I just wanted to offer you a piece of fruit to eat!"
After saying that, Luo Chen removed a piece of fruit from Fu Junzhuo's small, peach-like mouth, revealing Fu Junzhuo's fair and rosy lips.
"Huh? This small cut is really good. I heard that these Korean sashimi aren't very obedient. I'll see if they're really willing to be my sashimi!"
Luo Chen seemed to have suddenly discovered something new and interesting. He deliberately spoke loudly so that Fu Junzhuo could hear him, and then his middle finger suddenly pressed against Fu Junzhuo's small mouth, gently stroking it.
Fu Junzhuo lay in the large box, with the cold sword hidden beneath her body. She had attempted to assassinate Luo Chen multiple times, each time narrowly missing her target.
This time, she was determined to kill Luo Chen with her own sword!
Suddenly, she felt Luo Chen's fingers pressing against her vulva. She was filled with shame and indignation. She had been practicing swordsmanship with her master since childhood and had never had any physical contact with a man. In fact, most men had been killed by her before they even got close.
However, at this moment, her lips were being touched so brazenly by Luo Chen, and she felt extremely humiliated!
However, she was a skilled assassin. She knew that Yuwen Huaji was right next to Luo Chen. If she made a move at this moment, not only would she fail to kill Luo Chen, but she herself would likely die at Yuwen Huaji's hands!
It's important to know that Yuwen Huaji's Ice Profound Force is an incredibly terrifying internal energy technique, with its icy true qi being extremely formidable. Moreover, Yuwen Huaji's cultivation level is at the peak of the mid-Nascent Soul Realm, significantly stronger than Fu Junzhuo's!
Therefore, no matter how much shame and indignation Fu Junzhuo felt, she had no choice but to endure it. She vowed in her heart that as long as Yuwen Huaji left Luo Chen's palace, she would tear Luo Chen to pieces to relieve her shame and indignation!
Luo Chen looked at Fu Junzhuo's lips, which were twitching slightly with shame and indignation, and laughed inwardly, thinking, "This cold beauty, haha, is really interesting!"
Luo Chen continued to shamelessly touch Fu Junzhuo's mouth. At a certain moment, he suddenly thrust his middle finger inside, shoving it in! He released the Demon King's blood!
"Well..."
Caught off guard, Fu Junzhuo felt deeply humiliated and was already furious, but she still held back. This time, she was determined to ensure that Luo Chen was killed without fail!
The next moment, Fu Junzhuo suddenly tasted blood, but she was overjoyed. "You scoundrel Luo Chen, it's good that you're bleeding! You've killed so many of our people in your several campaigns against Goryeo. I've wanted to eat your flesh and drink your blood day and night!"
Your finger is bleeding right now, so I'm going to drink your blood! I'd love to suck you dry until you die!
Immediately, Fu Junzhuo began to suckle, drinking Luo Chen's blood with all her might.
"Haha, Your Majesty, look at this Korean sashimi! Your powerful thrust just now has made it incredibly irritating. It's even more eager than Your Majesty! Your Majesty, please finish your meal before you enjoy this!"
Yuwen Huaji, who was standing to the side, also saw Fu Junzhuo's small mouth sucking fiercely and immediately burst into laughter.
"Hmm! General Yuwen, you're quite to my liking. Alright, there's nothing more for you here. You should leave now and not interfere with my training of these Korean sashimi vendors."
Now that the Demon King's blood had been successfully released, Luo Chen no longer cared about Fu Junzhuo's strength and immediately waved his hand, signaling Yuwen Huaji to step back.
As for the other four sashimi, they were all genuine Korean beauties with no cultivation, so Luo Chen naturally didn't need to worry about them.
"Yes! Your Majesty!"
Yuwen Huaji was a sensible man, and he immediately withdrew.
Luo Chen slammed the palace door shut.
Then, Luo Chen walked up to Fu Junzhuo's sashimi, opened his blood-red maw, and swallowed a large, crispy cake from Fu Junzhuo's breasts in one gulp! Of course, Luo Chen didn't just swallow the crispy cake in one bite...
Chapter 339 Eaten Up Clean
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