Xingnian Tea House

Chapter 3 Autopsy on Yourself

"As the saying goes, "Once born, twice acquainted, three times you can get on the bed"..."

"Stop!" Qiao Xingnian looked at him dumbfounded, and said, "Where did you hear this common saying? This person is dead, and he just opens his mouth with dirty jokes. You are a typical stubborn person! "

"No, you said this is the first time we met, so how do you know who I was before I was alive?" Seeing Qiao Xingnian being asked, the man continued: "There is a famous saying that goes well, "If you don't know the whole picture, don't give it away." Comment", you are a bit too subjective in judging things. "

Qiao Xingnian was speechless for a while, and had to say that although this person had a strange brain circuit, his words still made sense. In this matter, he was indeed too subjective.

"You're right. Before I knew the ins and outs of the matter, I came to the conclusion arbitrarily. It's true that I was too unobjective. It's just your business. I don't intend to take care of it. You'd better not follow me."

"It's not right for you to say that. Meeting is fate, and fate is cause and effect. How can you go to hell." The man has made up his mind to rely on Qiao Xingnian to his death.

"I have other things to do, I don't have time to take care of you." Qiao Xingnian suddenly felt a headache when he met a dog skin plaster just after he died, and he was still a chatterbox.

"Busy if you have something to do, and I don't get in the way. When your business is over, we will take care of my business." The man really didn't treat himself as an outsider.

"Do I still have to thank you for your understanding?"

The man waved his hand and said, "You're welcome, mutual understanding is what should be done."

"It's really hard for me to say what kind of person you were before you were alive, but I'm sure of one thing."

"Which point?"

"Thick-skinned."

"Thanks for the compliment!"

Qiao Xingnian was very speechless, this man is just a brown candy, it's not so easy to get rid of him.But what he said is also right, since they met, it is fate, and fate should follow the cause and effect.Besides, he also accepted the grieving ghost, so let's figure out the cause and effect of this matter.

"I can help you investigate the truth, but you must sign a contract with me."

"Contract? What contract? Is it like the kind of contract written in fantasy novels? What kind of soul contract, master-servant contract or something like that?"

"No." He was nagging in his ear, Qiao Xingnian explained: "The contract we signed is somewhat similar to a contract. I can help you, but you have to pay me."

"I'm a ghost now, and I don't even have a steel coin on me. How can I give you rewards?" The man suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up, and said, "I know! You are waiting for my parents to burn paper money for me. Then get paid, right?"

Qiao Xingnian couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said, "What I want is RMB, money for living people, you write me an IOU, and I will ask someone to ask your parents for it."

"You..." The man looked Qiao Xingnian up and down, and said, "You can, but don't scare my parents."

"Then you agree?"

"I agree, of course I agree. Although I can't remember who I am, I always feel that I am rich. Anything that money can solve is not a problem."

Qiao Xingnian took a deep breath and said, "It's agreed in advance that if it turns out that you have a life debt, you can only go to hell, and I can't help you."

"Okay, what you say is what."

Qiao Xingnian looked at the man in surprise, and said, "All right, we'll sign the contract after I'm done."

"Hey, where are we going? What are you going to do?"

Qiao Xingnian stopped in his tracks, took out a pen and paper, and drew out a spell, which directly penetrated into the man's body.The man opened his mouth, but didn't hear his own voice, and then thought of the spell just now.

"You're too noisy, the one just now is a curse."

After Qiao Xingnian finished speaking, he walked straight forward, ignoring the pointing man.

Arriving at the very beginning of the memory, Qiao Xingnian searched carefully under the faint moonlight, but unfortunately he couldn't find it after searching for a while.

Qiao Xingnian had no choice but took out a pen and paper from the bell again, drew a spell, folded it into a thousand paper cranes, and then recited the spell silently, the thousand paper cranes in his palm suddenly lit up white, flapped its wings, and flew up .

The man watched in amazement, his mouth kept moving, but he couldn't make any sound.

The thousand paper cranes circled around Qiao Xingnian, and then flew towards the east. Qiao Xingnian followed closely behind, and the man immediately chased after him.

The Thousand Paper Crane flew to the east for about 100 meters, then stopped, and then hovered in mid-air.Qiao Xingnian came to the place where the paper crane was. The weeds were reborn here, and it didn't look like a place to bury corpses.

"Is it a blindfold?"

Qiao Xingnian pinched his fingers, recited the mantra silently, and as the word "po" was pronounced, the scene in front of him suddenly changed. The original weeds disappeared, and the traces of the soil being turned over appeared.Qiao Xingnian searched around, found a broken shovel, squatted down and started digging.

The further down he went, the more careful Qiao Xingnian's movements became. This was his corpse, and if he got hurt somewhere, it would hurt him so much.After digging for about 10 centimeters, he finally found the body. Qiao Xingnian put down the shovel, and used his hands to move the floating soil aside. About [-] minutes later, his body was exposed.

The body was wrapped in a black plastic sheet, tightly wrapped with tape, and it took Qiao Xingnian a long time to untie it.But the black plastic bag was still wrapped with a layer of plastic wrap, which wrapped his body tightly. After tossing for almost an hour, Qiao Xingnian finally revealed his body in its entirety.

Sitting on the ground, Qiao Xingnian was panting tiredly, and reached out to tear off the spell on the forehead of the corpse.He took a closer look, and couldn't help but said with a wry smile: "No wonder I couldn't sense the position of the corpse. It turned out that there was such a high-level corpse-suppressing talisman attached to the corpse. It seems that the one who killed me was not only a fellow, but also a master." .”

After resting for a while, Qiao Xingnian squatted down next to his body for inspection. His face was pale with a hint of blue, his lips were blue with purple, and there was vomit in his mouth. Combining these appearances, he was very likely Eight or nine died of poisoning.

Just as Qiao Xingnian was about to take off the corpse's pants, it suddenly sounded that the corpse was himself, and there was a man standing next to him...a ghost.He turned to look at the man and said, "Turn around."

The man pointed to his nose, opening and closing his mouth as he spoke.

"Yes, it's you."

Qiao Xingnian was a disabled person before his death, so he couldn't hear other people's voices (he could hear ghosts' voices).However, after years of practice, he has learned lip language, and can accurately judge what other people are saying through the movements of their mouths.

The man's mouth was moving, and he looked at Qiao Xingnian puzzled.

"No reason, stop talking nonsense, and turn around quickly."

Seeing that Qiao Xingnian was a little impatient, the man turned around resentfully.

Qiao Xingnian turned the body over, opened his trousers for inspection, and found the filth stained on his underwear. He is now very sure that he was poisoned to death.

Qiao Xingnian finished the inspection, chanted a spell silently, and stored the body in the bell.He stood up, took out the yellow paper, and tore off a set of clothes with his hands, from the inside to the outside.As the incantation was recited, the yellow paper in Qiao Xingnian's hand suddenly ignited spontaneously, and then his clothes were completely new.

The man was dumbfounded, and it took him a while to come back to his senses.

After finishing the work, Qiao Xingnian turned to look at the man, and said, "You have resentment on your body, so you can't have contact with living people. I will temporarily put you in the Soul Requiem Bell, and I will release you when I get home."

Without giving the man a chance to talk nonsense, Qiao Xingnian directly recited the spell silently, and put the man into the Soul Requiem Bell.Then he walked towards the highway, used a trick to stop a car going to the city, and followed him into the city.

When passing by the Hades bus stop, Qiao Xingnian suddenly became interested, got off the bus and walked over.

There is a long line here. These ghosts have no grievances on them. After they die, they can go directly to the Hades by taking the bus. After being judged by Yan Jun, they cross the Naihe Bridge, drink Mengpo soup, and finally reincarnate.

People who died at the end of life not only refer to those who died of terminal illness, but also those who died accidentally, so there are various ways to die.Looking at the past, this team is a typical example of a hundred ways to die.

Qiao Xingnian was at the end of the line, the ghost in front turned around, looked him up, and said, "Little brother, how did you die? You're so respectable!"

Qiao Xingnian also looked at him. This elder brother was wearing a steel bar. When he turned around, the steel bar directly passed through the body of the ghost in front of him.

The ghost in front also turned his head and said, "Brother, please take this thing out of my body."

The steel-bar ghost smiled apologetically, turned his body slightly, and said, "I'm sorry, brother, this thing is really in the way."

"It's okay, I understand, I'm better than you." He said, pointing to the kitchen knife on his body, then looked at Qiao Xingnian, and asked, "Little brother, you are so respectable, how did you die? "

Qiao Xingnian smiled and said, "Poisoned."

"Poisoned?" The kitchen knife ghost and steel bar ghost looked at each other, and said, "Your death is really rare here."

Nine out of ten people who were poisoned were murdered, and only a few people were poisoned by accidental ingestion.

"I ate poisonous mushrooms." Qiao Xingnian lied casually.

"Little brother had a difficult life before he was alive." The reinforced ghost looked at Qiao Xingnian's clothes, and then thought about the cause of his death. He obviously misunderstood, and said, "Actually, I am not much better than you. Working on the construction site, I didn’t dare to ask for leave when I was sick. As a result, my head fainted and I fell from upstairs. No, I was pierced to the core.”

"Me too, I was a cook when I was alive, and I only got that little salary after working so hard. As a result, there was such a commotion, the restaurant closed, and I had to go out to set up a stall, and I was a cook and a waiter. The kitchen knife cut directly on himself."

Qiao Xingnian sighed and said, "It's not easy."

"Isn't it?" The steel bar ghost and the kitchen knife ghost responded repeatedly.

"Here it comes, the cars are here, and they are all lined up."