Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 34

Invite the Panda Demon to speak on stage

There is harmony on social media, melon-eating netizens are happy, the mountain temple is happy to sell peripherals, and conspiracy theorists happily watch the "true or fake" eye hospital live broadcast and criticize...

The only unhappy person is the mastermind behind the scenes. He watched the popularity of #妖妖而转视频# drop from 20 to 50 and then to 100... In the end, the video was found, and the speed was faster than taking a jumping machine!

After finally posting a comment, I was educated—[Only people can change into animals, but no animals can change into people. Is the special effects team not enough money? 】

The man behind the scenes threw the phone angrily, and complained to the beast in the shrine: "Do you think I don't want to? The problem is that you saw it when people turned into animals, and the clothes stayed where they were, so it's the same when animals turn into people. Most of them are naked! Only a few people with relatively high intelligence know how to use the fur on their bodies to conjure themselves into clothes, but those are too tight, too revealing, and too pornographic, and they simply cannot pass the system review. I let I posted it a few times and it was automatically deleted by the system, and I was warned that my account will be blocked if I upload such an obscene video next time!"

The fierce beast sympathized: "No wonder you were swept away by the police when you organized a party last time—I wondered why the anti-pornography police sent you home when you were swept up for organizing an illegal party?"

The man behind the scenes: "..."

Damn it, I slipped my tongue, why don't you be so sharp!

He has always used the rhetoric of "liberate nature, supremacy of monster race" to win over this group of beasts with insufficient brains, so they will change back to their original forms every time they gather, disdain to use human form.

As a result, when I chose to hold a regular meeting in an express hotel, I happened to encounter the police to fight pornography.

The mastermind behind the scenes no longer wants to recall how he stood among a group of white celestial bodies in all his clothes and shoes, receiving the contemptuous gaze of the police.

Anyway, "Squat down!", "Hold your head!", "Uncle, at your age, you can still play well!" These three sentences have become his life's demons.

But there is no way, administrative detention for prostitution is capped at 20 days, reselling wild animals starts at 3 years, and the maximum penalty is death. A rational villain knows how to choose.

The beast on the shrine said: "The police called home and asked your family to redeem you with a fine, but you have no family. If you find a colleague, you will be exposed? So I pretended to be your 80-year-old father and said I don't have much time, so I asked the police to send you back to see you for the last time, and then I rescued you. Don't you thank me?"

"Thank you God." The man behind the scenes gritted his teeth.

grass!He sort of understood why the policeman's expression became even more contemptuous when he was sent home, and he called him a scum.

"No thanks." Shi Shiran said, "I just like helping bad guys so much!"

One person and one beast looked at each other, and finally reached a consensus: "It's all Wang Chengwang's fault!"

"Yes, I think he is unlucky, and he can't do anything, so it's normal for the topic of whitewashing him to be suppressed by other hot searches."

"Makes sense."

and many more.

One person and one fierce beast looked at each other again, and at the same time thought of a question——

If such a person is sent out to find Fei Yi, will nothing really happen?

"Forget it, let him go."

The pies have been sent, it's too late to regret now, maybe everyone has already boarded the plane!

……

In a blink of an eye, it will be October 6th.

At 12:00 in the morning, the little worker Lili finally finished all the projects. It "wheezed" and lay down on the ground, letting out a long breath.

"Did the acceptance pass?" Yuan Zhou asked.

Gu Qingqu invited the most experienced engineering acceptance team in Qingshan Province. After testing the building's earthquake resistance, fire protection, and ventilation levels, the engineer with a level in his hand nodded.

Lili immediately dug a hole and buried himself in it, and picked up old wood to carve a tombstone for himself and put it on the grave.

Use action to express - dead, do not disturb.

Yuanzhou: "..."

He simply gave Li Li a vacation, and after a while, the sound of small animals snoring and sleeping sounded from under the soil.

Everyone raised their heads and watched the newly built mountain temple.

The temple has three entrances, front and back, and there is a side hall on each side, all of which follow a simple and elegant route. The main hall has cornices and corners, which are depicted with colorful paintings.

However, if you look closely, you will find that these "five spines and six beasts" are all species that have never been seen except Suanni and Xiezhi. It's an upright fat panda who doesn't change his name when he walks or sits without changing his surname!

Li Li puts so much effort into pleasing the boss that he even paints the dark circles under his eyes, and even makes them very big!

Fortunately, the people who came to the acceptance inspection were not ancient architecture experts, or Gu Qingqu did not dare to invite ancient architecture experts to visit, so the person in charge of the acceptance inspection project was full of praise for this mountain temple.

"Exquisite! Really exquisite! This architectural craftsmanship is better than most of the antique buildings I have seen. Not only is the appearance antique, but every detail, every tenon, every painting and every decoration is completely restored. It embodies the look of ancient temples, it is a living and talking building, which embodies the cultural essence of our nation for thousands of years! It is a cultural business card!"

"What is even more shocking is that such a grand building is actually a miracle created by that architect within half a month. His artistic level, craftsmanship, and working ability can be said to kill 90.00% of the industry today. I have never heard of such an outstanding architect in the industry before? Shouldn’t——” The person in charge shook his head and said, “May I ask if this architect has any other completed works? Or, if he designed a private house, who was the previous employer? I would like to visit and have a look in person.”

Gu Qingqu: "..."

He looked at Yuanzhou.

Yuanzhou: "..."

"Is it difficult?" The person in charge was puzzled.

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult." Yuanzhou looked at this architecture lover, and he could see the sincere love in his eyes.

This got him into trouble.

——what should I say?The last major project presided over by Lili experts was the Great Wall. The last employer was Shi Huangdi. It built the Afang Palace for Shi Huangdi. Now there is no need for tickets. Unfortunately, it was burned down by later generations?

Can this be said? !

In the end, Yuanzhou had no choice but to hold back: "After today, I will tell you that if you want to communicate face-to-face with the architect, it is fine."

Having seen the manifestation of the mountain god, the three views of the person in charge should be able to withstand the blow of the raccoon expert, right?

……

The sun crosses the Daqing Mountain, illuminating the green mountains layer by layer, blooming layers of greenery, with appropriate shades.

A bird chased the water and mountains, and finally landed on the green tiles and vermilion tiles. It turned its head, and the glazed tiles around it were shining.

A halo of light surrounds a panda, making the crouching crouching beast at the top of the roof look majestic and unbearable.

Cameraman: "Card!"

Golden Thorn immediately flew down from the top of the mountain temple. Feeling that its wings were about to be burned by the power of faith, it took off the camera on its neck with its wings and flung it to the cameraman angrily.

The cameraman is a person from the Special Affairs Office, so he is not afraid, and puts the pictures captured by the camera on the computer: "Perfect! I would say it is still a chicken head anti-shake!"

"Come on, come on actor!"

A male golden pheasant was led by the breeder to the place where the golden thorn was before. His wide wings spread out, and the colorful feathers shone brightly in the morning sun, like a phoenix.

The camera below followed it closely, chasing the scene of it flying, spreading its wings, and singing loudly on the glazed tiles. Later, it was edited together with the video captured by Golden Thorn, and it was a perfect live trailer.

Golden Thorn didn't tremble at first, but was shaken by their manipulation.

——I was actually a legendary double!

Isn't it because the feathers are not as good-looking as a rooster?

No matter how Golden Thorn pecked that poor rooster, it was time to start the live broadcast.

According to the meaning of taking care of Qingqu, some nearby villagers were invited to today’s live broadcast. At the same time, there were also lucky viewers who got free tickets online, as well as guests who made a special trip to pay homage to the mountain god.

Several of the latter's faces are even regularly seen in the news.

The audience who opened the live broadcast room first saw the barrage——

[The Daqingshan area has invested a lot in this live broadcast. It seems that they want to promote the mountain temple as a famous local scenic spot? 】

[Isn't it expensive to invite so many celebrities?Or are they looking after Mr. Gu's face?I heard that the mountain temple is organized by Yuanshan Group. 】

[Wow, this architectural style is really good, with beautiful mountains and clear waters, and beautiful scenery. I don’t know if Qingshan City is expensive. If not, you can bring your family here for vacation. 】

[Not expensive, the snacks in Qingshan City are good and cheap, a pass of 50 yuan can visit the entire Daqingshan Reserve, and the mountain temple does not even need tickets! 】

[Heartbeat. 】

Although the above-mentioned viewers watched the live broadcast for the panda, they actually didn't believe in mountain gods very much. As they talked, they chatted about the guests again.

[The one wearing the gray polo shirt is the richest man in Shen City, Mr. Yang of Tianqi Group, and the one next to him wearing the royal blue skirt is Sister Yun, the receptionist of CCTV. After that, there are famous directors and his wife, retired former governor, environmental protection Director of the bureau, well-known actor...]

This group of celebrities who have made great achievements in their own industries all dressed low-key and signed in at the check-in counter beside them in order to receive the incense offered to the mountain god later.

The more people eat melons, the more they are surprised: "This is the rhythm of the full blooming of politics, business and culture? What is the origin of this mountain god?"

Even Gu Qingqu didn't have the face to invite so many people for the consecration ceremony of a mountain temple, did he?

"Is it true or not?" Standing in this group of celebrities is very inconspicuous, but people keep coming up to chat with her, and they praise her all the way from her career to her quality, which makes her a little embarrassed.

Until these celebrities proposed that they want to visit the legendary pearl.

"Is it true or not: "..." I knew it.She is not RMB, how could everyone like it.

Even so, in the face of these scorching gazes, she carefully removed a small glass bottle from her neck.

There was a sound of exclamation from the side, and everyone stared at the shining pearl in the bottle full of praise, and intentionally or unintentionally got closer to "is it true or not" - just soaking in water can remove scars, saying Maybe getting closer can also benefit from it?

No way, who let the "Original Rolling Shop" start the purchase restriction mode, and they immediately sent people to guard after they got the news, but even if the price was increased by 100 times, they still couldn't buy pearls.

The big bosses are fighting openly and secretly to occupy the position closest to "true or fake", which makes her frightened. To be honest, it is the first time in her life that she enjoys "a dozen big bosses are jealous for me". The plot of the.

"Is it true or not?" couldn't help but said: "The doctor took out the pearl with a gastroscope, and I swallowed it once, so it may not be of much use."

She just kept it as a souvenir.

The bosses said kindly: "It's okay, it's okay, let's take a look."

"Is it true?" she hugged her glass bottle tightly: "Since this is the case...the consecration ceremony is about to begin, why don't we change to a location with a better view?"

It was only then that the bosses moved with her to the guest seat where the cameras were set up, and waved to the audience in the live broadcast room by the way.

The audience looked at the row of simple small benches in the guest seat, the villagers with red flowers, willows and green flowers waiting for the temple fair after the consecration ceremony, and this group of guests who seemed to be attending a high-end dinner party.

them:"……"

It is a violation.

Each of these guests owed Gu Qingqu one billion yuan, right? !

……

"Hello, everyone." It was Gu Qingqu who presided over the consecration ceremony.

He glanced down, and he understood it - it seems that there are many well-informed people, and they all want to get in touch with the practice world as soon as possible.

Of course, this is exactly Gu Qingqu's original intention. Speaking of which, he was the one who released the rumors these people got.

Of course, the people in the audience knew Gu Qingqu, and they were a little surprised when they saw him appear - of course they admitted that Gu's young ruler has abilities.

But he was able to enter the practice world one step ahead of everyone, and even took charge of such an important occasion, all of which proved that his ability was more outstanding than everyone imagined.

It seems that we will have a good relationship with the Yuanshan Group in the future, and more than one person present thinks this way—Feng Shui turns around. When the Gu Group bought [-] acres of land in Daqingshan at a high price, they still teased Gu Qingqu in their hearts. After all, he was young. Investment projects are too impulsive without considering the return on investment.

Now look at others, more than 6 million, contracted a mountain god, with all kinds of priceless treasures provided by the mountain god, is it really profitable?Is there a project with a higher return on investment than this?

Gu Qingqu seemed to be able to guess everyone's thoughts. He glanced down and took in the expressions of everyone: "The first part of the consecration ceremony will start now - invite the panda demon to speak on stage."

what? ?

So much so that everyone in the studio thought they heard it wrong—are you sure you asked the panda to speak?Isn't it asking the leader to speak?

Where did the pandas come from so well-known?

No, I didn't mean that animals under national first-level protection have no cards, but I just said that someone who can speak on stage must be at least an individual, right?

Under the circumstances of being so confused that he lost his voice, Shi Shiran, a handsome, healthy panda with bright fur, came to the stage and took the microphone.

It nodded politely and said, "Thank you."

"Uh……"

"Hi friends, I am the symbol of Daqingshan, the spokesperson of the mountain god, the owner of the former Rolling Shop, and a monster."

"Uh..." The loss of sound in the live broadcast room and the scene continued. For a full ten seconds, there was no barrage floating on the screen.

I saw that the panda on the stage didn't think about the etiquette of the leader's speech at all. It tilted its head in doubt, took out a mobile phone from nowhere, glanced at it, and then motioned for the camera to come closer.

Cameraman: Excited heart trembling hands.

He pushed the camera and gave Gun Gun a slap in the face, and sneaked a look at the panda's claws by the way.

Yuanzhou graciously squeezed the admirer's hand and shook him in front of the camera.

Then he tilted his head, shaking his two semicircular ears, and asked the audience in the live broadcast room: "Did I scare you? Or should I change to Mr. Gu? Let me say that I don't even have nine years of compulsory education." An unfinished panda demon is not worthy to speak to humans at all."

The lost words of the panda demon finally woke up the people watching the live broadcast, and they hurriedly handed——

【No, don't go! 】

[You deserve it!Who can be better than you? ! 】

【We only want you, let Gu Qingqu go far away! 】

[There is no one who doesn't love Gun Gun! 】

Yuanzhou: "Really?"

The audience nodded like chicken pecking rice, and then they saw the panda demon thanking everyone happily, and gave a wink by the way.

【awsl】

[Gun Gun = cute, panda monster = twice as cute, in summary, the recovery of spiritual energy is really great!It's great to have monsters in the world! 】

A barrage spoke out everyone's aspirations.

as well as--

【That photographer, I've been looking at you, and you still haven't let go of our rolling jade claws, how long have you been holding them! (jealous jpg)]

Yuanzhou looked down at the barrage, and compared himself in his heart.

Seduce the audience with beauty and let them accept the reality that there are monsters in the world. This task 1 has been completed.

Next is task2.

Yuan Zhoudao: "Taking advantage of this rare opportunity of consecrating the mountain temple, I would like to ask the friends present one thing."

[You say you say. 】

[How can you say "please" when it comes to rolling things. 】

Yuan Zhoudao: "Next month, the Monster Management Committee will organize an election. This is the first time that the Monster Management Committee has launched a voting activity for the whole people since the recovery of spiritual energy. I have already applied to the organization to be the director of the Monster Management Committee. Everyone is willing to support me Is this out-of-school panda one vote?"

The audience lost their minds, like an idol audition scene, "Vote vote!"

Yuanzhou made a gesture of heart to them.

The fanatical audience was even more fanatical: "Is it one person, one vote? Just wait, I'll canvass for you right now!"

[If the monster has it, we will have it, if the monster doesn't have it, we will have it too! 】

[Contract the entire Demon Management Committee for Gun Gun! 】

……

"Crack." The man behind the scenes who was sitting in the office watching the live broadcast heard the words "Director of the Demon Management Committee" and almost smashed his own glass by mistake.

He quickly sent a message to an account with the remark "Millennium Xuangui": "Director, you want to retire?"

"That's right." The "Millennium Turtle" said: "Recently, I feel that I am getting old and unable to do what I want, so I want to give the position to the young people, so that I can return to the East China Sea to spend my old age in peace."

Then why not give it to me? !The black hand behind the scenes growled in his heart.

The thousand-year-old Xuan Gui said: "You are a little too young, you haven't even reached 60 years old--Didn't human beings say that there is no hair on the mouth, so you can't do things well?"

The man behind the scenes: "..."

Thank you for the employee benefits. When he is 60 years old, he will retire as a human being!

The author says:

Gun Gun: Watch my panda steal the house!

Happy Dragon Boat Festival everyone.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!