Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 35

bake yourself

It seemed that the result of the General Election of the Demon Management Committee was doomed, and the mastermind behind the scenes sat back at his desk with an uncertain expression.

"Then why use a voting system?" He still didn't give up: "Didn't it all be internal elections before?"

"Oh, this." Millennium Xuangui said: "This is Xiao Gu's suggestion, he said that the demon management committee should keep up with the times, and choosing an office director that humans like will help to connect with humans, I think it is very good. "

"Isn't the director of the Demon Management Committee elected in this way just for his face and has no connotation?" The man behind the scenes almost pointed to Yuanzhou's nose and said-look at this panda, it has nothing but cuteness!

"It's not so absolute..." Director Xuan Gui maintained his usual calmness, and said, "You will know after reading it."

On the temporary rostrum built in front of the mountain temple, the panda waved its arms: "The monster is also a member of the earth, a member of Jiangguo, the monster wants to fight for equal rights with ordinary people! We want to study, we want to study! Don't Let the tragedy of my generation of out-of-school pandas repeat itself for the next generation of monsters!"

The audience responded enthusiastically: "Equal rights for monsters! Let monsters study! Allow monsters to take the college entrance examination together with ordinary candidates!"

The panda demon changed the subject: "But most of us monsters are born in deep mountains and old forests. Although we have the same appearance as adults, we don't even know a few words, and we don't have money to go to adult cram schools. We can only bear the worst in society. I suffer the heaviest work, and I also worry about my identity being exposed, and being deported by the police as black households. I hope that the country and the public will give more support to us monsters at the bottom of society, less blame, more tolerance, and less discrimination, thank you everyone!"

Seeing the panda demon bowing to thank him on the stage, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into tears. Thinking that Gun Gun, who is a national treasure, has suffered so much because of being a monster, they were heartbroken.

The villagers in the audience empathized even more, they were also aliens who came out of the deep mountains. They understood the confusion of monsters when they first came into contact with modern society, the helplessness of trying to integrate into the world of flowers and flowers, and the fear of being impacted by material trends.

Older villagers who have lived through that era couldn't help but wiped away their tears, looked at the panda demon with the same eyes as their relatives, and whispered: "It's not easy for Xiong Waer."

"It sounds like you've suffered a lot."

"Much more sensible than the melons soaked in the two honey pots in our house!"

"As a first-class protected animal, he didn't fall into the zoo because of his noble status. Instead, he studied hard and kept improving himself. Now he is running for the director of the Demon Management Committee. Why don't we support it?"

"Excellent monsters are not scary! The scary thing is that excellent monsters work harder than you!"

"It makes sense, I'll buy a panda poster and put it on the wall for Gua Waer - doesn't he like pandas? Pandas say they have to go to Qingbei University to have a way out, and they will fail the adult education 12 after studying for 2 years." A monster of the year, I don't think he is ashamed!"

Yuanzhou passionately recalled the hard work of monsters in human society. Looking down the stage, he found that he had won the sympathy of many people. He raised his bear paw reservedly, stopped everyone's discussion, and said: "Here I would like to thank the Yuanshan Group, thank the human friends in the practice world, and thank the country and society for their strong support. It is their efforts that have provided a special support fund for our vulnerable monster groups—in the future, no matter you are a monster from Dashan, Whether it is a monster from the deep sea, or a monster who came out of a pet shop, just dial the help hotline 138XXXXXXXX of Shanshen Temple, and you can get student loans, unemployment assistance, and career planning. The monsters serving the country provide a colorful future, this is my bear dream!"

As soon as the words fell, there was prolonged applause in the venue.

"Of course, the joint efforts of human beings are indispensable on the way to rescue weak monsters. The Mountain Temple recruits human volunteers. The conditions are as follows... If you want to help weak monsters, if you want to feel the colorfulness of the era of aura recovery.

If you love Furry and want to do your part for the equal rights of the Yaozu, then please join us!

Please see the contact information below. Please submit your resume to the Weibo account of "The Only Designated Mountain Temple in Daqingshan". "

In the office of the Demon Management Committee.

Director Xuangui finally knocked on the door of the office.

I saw a dark green sea turtle the size of a millstone, slowly entering the door, slowly closing the door, and then slowly walking to his seat.

This series of processes alone took about 3 minutes.

He took a sip of the water in the tea mug, glanced at the panda who was inviting the ribbon-cutting guests to the stage, and said with a sigh of relief: "I will come to you as soon as I receive the news. Hurry up, and finally catch up."

"Xiao Gu's proposal is very optimistic, and the red-headed document has been issued, take a look--"

Speaking of which, Director Xuangui took his forefoot to dig in the crevice of the turtle shell, and took out a rolled up printing paper——

"Notice on the First General Election of the Demon Management Committee"

The man behind the scenes: "..."

If it weren't for years of endurance, his hand holding the document would almost tremble.

12 years!A full 12 years!He worked so hard to lurk in the Monster Management Committee, worked hard to manage and win over the little monsters, in order to one day be able to overthrow Director Xuan Gui and become the leader of the monsters himself.

In this way, he can use these monsters as his backing, gradually infiltrate the Special Affairs Office, corrupt the practitioners in the Special Affairs Office, and finally achieve the goal of ruling the practice world!

This is the fire of his life!The light of the soul!The ultimate ideal!

I think he was an ambitious young man when he joined the Yao Management Committee, so what if he was a deputy?He is only one step away from the director of the Demon Management Committee. As long as the boss who is said to be elderly is gone, the Demon Management Committee will be his world.

As a result, on the first day of his employment, he met the legendary "aged" boss, an old tortoise who had lived for nearly a thousand years.

Boss: "Young man, do a good job. The last time I saw such an energetic young man like you was during the Jingkang period of the Northern Song Dynasty."

The man behind the scenes: "..."

This is irony, right?right!

Laughing to death, but also boiled away the immediate boss?The right to use his cemetery for 70 years expires, even this old tortoise can't die!

The black hands behind the scenes have experienced this, so they had to endure the humiliation and deal with the old turtle patiently, serving tea, pouring water, driving, reading newspapers and doing everything, just to seize power secretly while the old turtle was unprepared.

In the end, Gu Qingqu's words easily took away the fruits of his 12 years of hard work.

Why is he?With the big dark circles under the panda demon's eyes? !

The man behind the scenes gritted his teeth, and finally couldn't hold back the resentment in his voice: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

That way he still has time to canvass for himself, and now, all the sailors he invited are on that useless #朋字转形视频#, and as for the top few trending searches, they are all dominated by panda monsters !

Director Xuangui seemed unable to understand his emotions, stretched his neck, opened his big eyes and said, "I've said it all, as soon as I get the documents, I will hurry to inform you..."

The man behind the scenes: "You lied! The date on this document is clearly the day before yesterday!"

"That's right." Director Xuangui said slowly: "It takes time to get from the city center to the outside of the second ring road. I haven't slept for two nights. For the future of the young people in our department, my old bone It really broke my heart, alas..."

The mastermind behind the scenes understood that the old tortoise couldn't take a taxi, so with his heavy tortoise shell on his back, he spent two nights walking from Jinshui Bridge all the way back to the Demon Management Committee.

No wonder there are always departments complaining about the inefficiency of their Demon Management Committee.

How can you be in a hurry, it's clear that everything is in a hurry, right? !

The man behind the scenes suppressed his anger and asked, "Why don't you use your mobile phone to notify you?"

Director Xuangui blinked his big eyes a few times, and suddenly realized: "Ah...forgot!"

I really can't blame his old man!How long have cell phones and taxis been around?In the previous 1000 years, he lived a life where transportation was basically based on walking, and communication was basically based on shouting. The habit is not so easy to reverse.

It took another full minute for the old tortoise to take out a mobile phone from the shell. He slowly opened WeChat, and in the group @香管委全员, let everyone not forget to watch the live broadcast of the new director.

[Koi carp: OK. 】

[Crane: Received. 】

[White Lion: Our zoo is not closed, so we can only watch the replay at night. 】

Does this already admit the new director?The mastermind behind the scenes was itchy with hatred.

He couldn't help provoking in the group: "No one wants to run for election? Although panda monsters are rare, everyone in our monster management committee is not bad at following."

Everyone: "Forget it, he is a national treasure, what can we compare with him?"

The black hand behind the scenes @白狮: "You are also a first-class protected animal, how can you be upstaged by the new panda and subservient to him?"

The white lion took this as the concern of an old colleague, and he said: "Ham, I was born in Siam. Although I became a spirit in Jiang country, my demon status is also hanged in Jiang country, but after all, it is a foreign species, competing with the local national treasure. The position of chief of staff is not justified, so don’t be called a foreign spy.”

waste!The black hand behind the scenes cursed in his heart, gave up the looking forward and backward of the white lion, and used the same rhetoric to persuade the cranes, peacocks and golden monkeys, which are also first-class protected animals.

The three monsters replied: "No, no, it's better to be a panda monster. His image and temperament are good."

[The three of you are not bad either. 】

[He has a good mass base and many fans. 】

[The three of you can vote for the golden monkey, and you can always beat him three to one. 】

The three demons were silent for a while, and had to tell the truth: "He is backed by the Yuanshan Group, and he can sponsor our demon management committee. How long has it been since the fountain on the first floor has been renovated? It made Director Xuangui A lot of age, if you want to bubble shells, you have to run to Beihai Park, and then run back, and back and forth, a week has passed."

[Yes, when Director Panda comes, I want to ask him for a hanging garden with a bamboo forest in it, and he will definitely agree. 】

[Then I want an artificial lake. 】

[I want a flat peach garden, and a stadium with lights. 】

The three demons discussed the welfare benefits in the small group held by the black hand behind the scenes, and he saw his teeth itch--I knew they were such monsters... If I had known, I would have got the panda demon to corrupt with money they?

It's all because of these three national first-level protected animals, one is arrogant and gorgeous, the other is unconventional, and the other is royal. They don't look like monsters who will be tempted by material... When he was in the monster management committee before, he was in cahoots. I didn't consider the three of them, I really missed it!

Director Xuangui looked at the phone with a smile, as if he didn't care about these small movements under his nose.

He said: "It seems that everyone is looking forward to the arrival of the new director, which is a good thing."

"Xiaobai," he called the mastermind behind the scenes, "didn't you always say that it's not good for monsters to hide in human society, so you should find a way to equalize your rights? I think Director Panda has done a good job of this, and it should be considered a realization." your dream."

The black hand behind the scenes came back to his heart, he looked at the old tortoise in amazement, not sure where he got the words he said when he lured ordinary monsters.

The old tortoise lowered his eyes in a wise and foolish way: "You also know that our mysterious tortoise clan has the talent of divination with tortoise shells. I counted it as soon as you joined the demon management committee, and you can bring new opportunities to the demon clan. Now it seems that there is no such thing as... wrong."

"You have been my deputy for more than ten years, and you are conscientious. Gu Qingqu is your nephew, and Director Panda has a good relationship with him. You will help Director Panda well in the future, and you will definitely lead the Yaozu to a better tomorrow!"

Shit!The black hand behind the scenes said: He doesn't want to lead the Yaozu to a better tomorrow, he just wants to let the Yaozu make more troubles, and then he will clean up the troublesome monsters, so that the [no troublesome monsters - ordinary people - troublesome Monster-practice-he] such a perfect biological chain!

However, the sad thing is that despite a bunch of dirty words coming out of his brain, his hands followed the habit of more than ten years and spontaneously applauded the old turtle: "The leader is right, I will definitely follow the leader's instructions !"

The old tortoise raised his eyelids and looked at him, his eyes seemed a little disappointed.

He stuffed the mobile phone and red head documents back into the turtle shell, walked out of the office slowly, and closed the door with his hind feet.

After he left, the man behind the scenes finally no longer controlled his distorted expression. He looked at the hateful face of the panda in the live broadcast, tore off a occult talisman from the drawer, opened the partition below, and took out a spare machine, send a message.

At the scene of the consecration ceremony, the birds on the trees, the cauliflower snakes in the grass, and the voles hiding in the burrows shook their bodies at the same time, and they peeked at their hidden mobile phones.

Instructor: The plan has changed, attack the crowd.

"Uh..." The little demons who always obeyed their instructors didn't act immediately.

They looked at each other with the same doubt in their eyes——

Do you really want to have trouble with humans?

The instructor has always said that human beings are enemies. If human beings find out that they are monsters, they will definitely be captured, skinned, bled, and drunk. monsters to support his statement.

The members of the evil demon organization have always believed in the fact that "humans and monsters can only enslave each other".

However, look at the panda on the stage, he is also a monster, Tangtang is transforming in front of humans, humans did not expel him, did not hurt him, and were willing to listen to him seriously.

According to what he said, can every monster have such a life in the future?

There is no need to hide and hide, and there is no need to harm others everywhere. As long as you abide by the rules of human society, you can enjoy equal rights with human beings.

Such a future is a little too good.

The sparrow demon jumped up and flew in front of the cauliflower snake: "Actually, I used to be a sparrow in the primary school campus, because I often stood on the railing of the aisle and listened to the teacher's lectures to the children, so I could cultivate into a master. If I have the opportunity to go to school... ...I don't want to attack humans anymore."

The cauliflower snake did not speak.

After a while, it said: "Actually, I am a non-poisonous snake, and I don't bite people at all... If humans don't use me to make wine."

The field mouse nestled in its hole, motionless, listening to the two demons.

Wonju's speech had come to an end, but they still didn't rush into the crowd and disrupt the venue as the instructor had imagined.

Mentor: Why haven't you acted yet? What are you procrastinating about?

The three little demons were caught in a dilemma between their teacher and their inner thoughts. Just when they were hesitating, they saw that the originally bright sky was suddenly covered by burning clouds. Then, a huge shadow flew from the southwest direction, passing by. The heat wave was roiling there, and the vegetation on the ground was evaporated and withered in an instant. From a distance, the water level of the river hovering on the mountainside like a jade belt was swept away by this red cloud for more than half a meter.

Intense water vapor wrapped around the red cloud, which made the monster inside even more arrogant. It let out a thunderous laughter, and its huge body like a mountain came to press down on the mountain temple.

The crowd exclaimed. As the thick clouds gradually lowered and the water mist dissipated, they could already see the appearance of the monster——it had one head and two bodies, six legs and four wings. When it is illuminated by the sun, it actually reflects a diamond-like light that cannot be gazed at under the scorching sun at noon.

"Fuck, I'm blind!" The audience in the live broadcast room only had a quick glimpse, and then the camera was blurred by the blazing light, and the eyes were bright white, only to hear the continuous exclamation of the crowd.

"What's wrong?" This time, no one would think that the scene in front of them was a special effect, because the fear brought by the beast cannot be imitated by special effects.The dense barrage filled the live broadcast room, and everyone was asking anxiously.

Just learning the fact that the spiritual energy has been revived, and facing such a monster that is almost unmatched by human strength in a blink of an eye, they have to make waves of despair in their hearts.

——How many other beasts like this are there?Can human beings really have a chance of survival in front of them?After being the masters of the land of China for thousands of years due to the decline of aura, people finally once again experienced the fear of their ancestors struggling to survive in the past.

After a long time, it seemed that it was just a moment, and they heard a clear cut in their ears——

"Everyone, sit down! Don't be afraid! It's just a two-headed snake, let me ask the mountain god to subdue it!"

It's that panda!There was hope in everyone's hearts.

Yuanzhou pretended to take three sticks of incense, and prayed to the statue of Daqingshan for a few seconds, then he winked at Gu Qingqu, and quietly hid behind the shrine.

I saw the fat one released from Shaohua Mountain by Wang Chengwang arrogantly standing on the glazed tiles, laughing wildly: "Hahaha! After thousands of years, this world has fallen to this point, and there is no one enemy for me! From now on, this is my Feiyi's territory!"

"Feel the heat and drought, human!"

In an inconspicuous place under its belly, a bird with black feathers scratched its chin with its wings, and said disdainfully, "You idiot."

Fat Yi seemed to hear a bird scolding him. He lowered his head deeply and looked around, but he couldn't find his old opponents from thousands of years ago.

So it puffed up its cheeks, took a deep breath, and sprayed the heat wave downward, trying to roast all creatures within its range.

Sour and scratched his chin again, and wrapped his head with the wings, anyway, it can't be cooked, so other people (/ demons) have nothing to do with it?

At this time, it heard a familiar light cough.

There is a huge spiritual power rising from the shrine of the mountain temple, covering the sky like covering the sky, like a hood covering the surroundings to block the demon power.

The acid and the skull shook, and immediately changed into their original form, jumped out to block Fei Yi's attack, and said righteously: "Where is that idiot, dare to be presumptuous in front of the mountain god? Why don't you just surrender immediately?!"

Fat Yi: "..."

This familiar tone evoked its memories of thousands of years ago, it hesitated and said, "Sour and?"

"It's your father and me!"

Fei Yi: "You are a majestic beast, when did you become the watchdog of the mountain god?"

Acid and: "Can you fucking speak? Your eyes are useless and you can donate them to those in need! Zombies will shake your head in disappointment even if they pry open your skull!"

Fat Yi: "..."

After 5000 years, the bird's cursing words have become more and more difficult to understand.

But it doesn't matter, if there is no agreement between the beasts, there is only one way to go.

Fei Yi said: "Since you are looking for death, then I will give you a good time! How familiar do you want to be?"

Sour and "hehe", Bird Eyes glanced at it with disdain: "Only you? Dreaming!"

After the harsh words, it slapped Feiyi's head with its wings, turned around and flew towards the mountain temple, saying, "Dad, save me! This idiot dares to hurt my wings, I don't know "Super Delicious Bird" Is "Wing" a hot-selling product in our "Original Rolling Shop"?Kill it and take its wings for me! "

Fat Yi couldn't understand what nonsense it was talking about, waved its wings, and its long body followed, and just when it was about to crush the glazed tiles, he heard an angry "Stop!"

In the next second, a huge palm transformed from spiritual power descended from the sky and grabbed Fat Yi's head.

Fat Yi: "..."

Acid and saw this familiar scene, his brains almost jumped out of excitement, it got out from behind the mountain temple, and loudly waved the flag for Yuanzhou: "Yes! Throw it! Hammer it! Twist its head off! No! Unscrew it and wonder why the flowers are so red!"

Fei Yi wanted to start scolding, but his mind was spinning. Its two bodies were tightly twisted together, and then suddenly loosened.

"Uh..." Fat Yi hated his body for being so elastic that it could only spin wildly like a small electric drill.The strong wind blows away the evil spirit, blows away the heat waves, blows away the red clouds, and returns a cool and clear sky to the mountain temple.

It: "vomit—"

One second before losing consciousness, Fat Yi heard the acid and the mountain god suggest: "Dad, look at this fat one. It has two tails, rough skin and thick flesh, and it can make a fire. Why don't we open a bonfire at night?" At the party, let it perform to roast itself."

Mountain God: "..."

Fat Yi: "..."

Even if it is beaten to death by the mountain god, it will use its rotten vocal cords to shout out before it dies——Damn it!

The author says:

I want to finish this paragraph, so I am a little late, sorry, but this chapter is very fat;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!