Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 37

I, Pixiu, make money

The enthusiasm for the consecration ceremony of the mountain temple remained high on the live broadcast website, and topics related to it also occupied major hot searches, repeatedly killing the list, and it seemed to have become a new traffic sweeping the whole people.

The top few hot searches are——

#Please Panda to speak#

#Mountain God Appearance#

#Click to watch the high-definition uncensored video of the mountain god beating monsters#

#The Life of the Persecuted Golden Pheasant#

#Guru is a big illiterate who is the tutor? #

#山神说好Everyone, let me just say a few words#

All the monsters who showed their faces in this live broadcast all have fan clubs that have been urgently established, and even have their own topics and support objects.

Among them, the most popular one is Panda Demon, followed by Golden Pheasant and Teacher Que.

Needless to say, the panda demon is a national idol before he became a genius, and his popularity was top-notch. After he became a genius, he was out of control. Countless fans were addicted to its handsome appearance and domineering personality, and some even praised pandas. × Mountain God, Panda × Mr. Gu's cp.

The red-bellied golden pheasant is famous because of her beautiful, strong and tragic past, but the fans are still sensible, and the cheering words shouted are "Sister, don't worry, fans will help you sell chicken legs!"

They did what they said, and cleared all the inventory of "free-range chewy chicken legs" in the "Original Rolling Shop" within 1 minute, and used their wallets to help the idol wash away his sins.

Other fans can only admire the idol's long legs through the screen, but their "Chicken Popcorn" can touch the sister's spicy chicken drumsticks and type on the keyboard. In this comparison, "Chicken Popcorn" is indeed the light of star chasing, and the fans are popular people!

Based on this argument, "Chicken Popcorn" has attracted many newcomers, and the number of fans is second only to Gun Gun - after all, panda fans are too powerful, and even "Chicken Popcorn" has many people secretly riding on the wall.

As for Mr. Que, its popularity was quite unexpected, mainly due to the magical and rhyming rap. Many people were accidentally brainwashed when they sang "The evil demon organization is a cult, and the teacher is a big illiterate", even sleeping Teacher Que's bgm was still echoing in my mind.

The point that makes Teacher Que's fans scratch their heads the most is - who is the mentor?How illiterate?Did you become a cult because you couldn't get into college?

"It's unreasonable!" Seeing that the sparrow monster must loudly publicize "the tutor is a big illiterate" every time he travels in order to become popular, he even brought a group of yellow sparrows, larks, and starlings who came to join the mountain gods and set up a "One Hundred Kinds of Big Illiterate Mentor" Singing method", the man behind the scenes is enough humiliation.

What made him even more annoyed was that amidst the chirping of birds and chirping of birds, a piece of news parachuted into the headlines of the hot search, followed by a striking [explosion].

#National Recognition Reiki Recovery#

Just eight words, representing the official complete lifting of the ban on this topic, followed by——

#Special Affairs Office, Yao Management Committee internal environment exposure, or open appointment visit#

#妖私管理委员会General Election next month, please vote for Panda! #

#朴国神道 ​​sent a congratulatory message to the Huaguo practice community, saying that it will organize a delegation to visit Jianguo in the near future, hoping to meet with the mountain god#

#Walachia Principality declares independence, establishes the blood clan council, and submits an application for the establishment of diplomatic relations with Jiang Guo#

As if overnight, the content belonging to "another world" quietly penetrated into normal life and was well accepted by ordinary people.

There is no negative emotion such as fear, discrimination, and hostility towards aliens in their hearts, and there is no soil for the black hands behind the scenes to take the opportunity to push ordinary people and monsters, practitioners and ordinary people to confront each other.

If everyone is happy, working together, and the monsters are in harmony, can the black hands behind the scenes still find opportunities to incite racial conflicts, suppress ordinary people, promote the dictatorship of practitioners, and become the leader of the practice world?

——The answer is of course no.

"Damn it!" He paced back and forth in his living room, exasperated: "Gu Qingqu's brain is really sick! He is also a practitioner himself, but he doesn't want to improve his status as a practitioner, but instead degrades himself and fights with a monster all day long." If you mix them together, you will lose the face of the master!"

The beast in the shrine opened its eyes and stared at him quietly.

The man behind the scenes inadvertently saw those ginger-colored pupils, and was startled, feeling like he was about to be eaten.

He collected himself and asked, "God, how long will it take for you to break the seal?"

Fierce Beast: "You have to wait... the one who sealed me back then was the real Daqing Mountain God, not the half-baked one now."

"But didn't the formation arranged in the northern suburbs of Beijing absorb a lot of filth? If the filth is useless to you, why did you do it in the first place?"

There were some accusations in the words of the mastermind behind the scenes, but he lost half of the members of the evil demon organization for this plan.

The fierce beast's face was gloomy: "Those are useless to me, they are to unblock another guy."

"In that case, call it out?"

"No!" The fierce beast's decisive attitude surprised the man behind the scenes, "Why?"

"The formation failed before, and the filth absorbed was not enough to fully wake that guy up, and if it was only half awake..."

"how?"

"You don't want to know." The beast's tone was complicated, and he didn't want to say more.

"Then what should we do now?" The man behind the scenes asked anxiously: "Online voting will start next week. If that panda becomes the director of the Demon Management Committee, what's the difference from Gu Qingqu becoming the director? I think they both wear It's a pair of pants!"

The beast agreed with him on this point, and muttered: "They both wore the same pair of pants 5000 years ago."

"What did you say?"

"It's okay," the fierce beast said, "I mean, since this is the case, you can't think of a way to surpass pandas in popularity? In this huge Jianguo, isn't there anything more popular than pandas?"

The black hand behind the scenes: "There are, but there are..."

"Clam?"

"RMB."

Fierce Beast: "..."

The mastermind behind the scenes sternly rejected the proposal of the beast to ask him to use coins to solicit votes, because he did not wait for him to get enough votes, and each person and beast had to go to the bridge to beg first.

Fierce Beast: "Since this doesn't work, that doesn't work either, then you should give up your position as the director of the Yao Management Committee as soon as possible—how about doing pyramid schemes? I think you are very good at this."

"Impossible!" The man behind the scenes looked insulted, "You said you would always help me!"

"I'll help," the fierce beast said in a straight voice, "Hello, I am the Pixiu who was sealed 5000 years ago. The seal is in the ground and cannot be taken out. I need believers to help me unseal it. As long as you believe in me devoutly and complete all the bad things I have told you, after I unseal it, I will give you 10 tons of gold ingots from my stomach and seal you back. Be my foot scrubber."

The man behind the scenes: "..."

"How?" said the fierce beast, "I look a lot like Pixiu, even people who have seen Pixiu can't tell the difference!"

"It's not that good." The mastermind behind the scenes refused.

"Okay." The beast said disappointedly: "Then there is only one last solution left—since the problem cannot be solved, solve the panda that caused the problem."

"How to say?" The black hand behind the scenes cheered up.

The beast raised its claws and pointed to a topic on the screen of his phone.

"Waguo..." The mafia said behind the scenes.

Wa country Shinto applied to visit Jiang country next month, and the election of the demon management committee was no more than the beginning of next month.

"You want...to kill a bear with a knife?"

"That's right!"

……

"Waguo wants to meet the mountain god? Why?" Yuanzhou also saw this trending search.

He didn't work in the management committee. Since the completion of the Shanshen Temple, Gu Qingqu and Director Lin made an application and successfully transferred him to the newly established "Daqingshan Shemale Harmony Industrial Park" and became the No. 1 employee here.

As for the reason... one person and one demon are tacitly aware.

Yuanzhou remembered that night of drunkenness. When he woke up the next day, he found a piece of panda hair falling off on the bed in the dormitory. When he changed back to its original shape and touched it, there was only a bunch of curly hair on his buttocks, all of which were squeezed. Bald!

Outrageous!

When exactly did Gu Qingqu expose his flawless disguise? !

This is probably an eternal secret. No matter how Yuanzhou asks, Gu Qingqu just doesn't let go, and only lets him guess. He is so angry that Yuanzhou keeps maintaining the appearance of a panda in the industrial park, showing or touching it!

Bathed in Gu Qingqu's longing gaze, Yuanzhou puffed up his chest and accepted a group of criminals escorted by the Special Affairs Office on behalf of the mountain god.

"These are all members of the evil demon organization just caught a few days ago." The young man in charge of the escort looked at the panda demon curiously, as if he really wanted to touch the black and white flower's fur.

So Yuanzhou graciously satisfied him, stretched out his bear's paw and shook him.

While the young man was satisfied, he felt a cold gaze lock on his hand.

He turned around vigilantly and pinched the Vajra Art with his hands, only to find that the person who was looking at him with death-defying eyes was Gu Chu.

"Uh..." The relationship between Gu Qingqu and the Panda Demon, thanks to a punishment notice, is known to everyone who should know—Gu Chu, the first man in the history of the Special Affairs Office who was punished for riding a panda!Is that punishment?That's a blatant show off!

The young man didn't dare to continue to touch the leader's panda, envied him for a moment, and quickly handed over the work: "These criminals were sent by the forest police, and they were all dehydrated when they were caught. Keep them well—judging from the time and place where they were discovered, they should be unsealed."

Yuanzhou nodded, and after testing their sins with the jade certificate, they were divided into two groups according to whether there was blood on their bodies, and they were asked to walk in front of the statue of the mountain god, and stamp different marks in the sea of ​​consciousness.

From then on, these evil spirits can only move within a 10-mile radius of the mountain temple, otherwise they will be sealed with all their evil power, and even their lives will be endangered in serious cases.

For monsters who have never harmed humans, their labor reform tasks are relatively easy, and they are responsible for the preparation, packaging, production, and shipment of the "Original Rolling Shop".

And monsters that have hurt humans like Golden Thorn, no matter voluntarily or forcedly, have one more job than other monsters, that is, to be food--it's not that Yuanzhou deliberately abused them, but the way of heaven, "blood for blood Compensation", only in this way can the mistakes that have been made be completely washed away.

"Okay, the next one..." Seeing the last monster waiting to be stamped, Yuanzhou said pleasantly, "There are actually seafood!"

An octopus the size of a tricycle was lying weakly on the trolley. Seeing this, Xiaonian quickly explained: "We didn't abuse it. It was the most seriously injured in the heatstroke incident a few days ago, and it hasn't recovered yet."

"It's okay." Yuanzhou said: "The mountain god will help it."

As soon as the words fell, a huge "quarantine qualified" seal floated out of the main hall, and floated into the sea of ​​consciousness of the octopus demon.

Even though it was not the first time he saw this seal, Xiaonian still showed a =.= expression.

Yuanzhou: "What's wrong?"

Young man: "Why did the Lord Mountain God use these four words?" I have seen it all, you have never been quarantined at all!

Yuanzhou was helpless: "Master Shanshen originally wanted to use "conscience ingredients", but the Food Safety Supervision Bureau did not allow it. They said that animal products sold outside must have a quarantine certificate. "

Xiaonian: "..." But aren't you like this?

Yuanzhou: "So?"

Well, with the seal stamped by the mountain god himself, no one who doesn't have a good eye dares to seal him.

Xiaonian finally finished delivering all the evil spirits, he bid farewell to the evil pandas step by step, and boarded the small delivery truck.

Alas, when the truck started, he was still thinking, how envious of Gu Chu, he gets along with the panda day and night, maybe he sleeps with the panda in his arms at night!

That must feel so soft!

As soon as Gu Chu, who was admired by him, stretched out his hand, Yuanzhou suddenly turned his head, and Gu Qingqu had no choice but to withdraw his hand that was stretched out to the panda's ear.

Yuanzhou just glanced at him.

Gu Qingqu: "Have you not calmed down yet?"

"Unless you let me touch your ass too!" Yuanzhou frankly, didn't think there was anything wrong, but Gu Qingqu showed a dumbfounding expression, which seemed to be mixed with a bit of distress.

Regardless of Yuanzhou's protest, he rubbed the top of his head: "You..."

Before they finished speaking, one person and one monster raised their heads at the same time, and a blue halo rose from the ridge beast on the top of the mountain temple, covering the entire sky in an instant, and then continued to press down.

Above the sky, a strange figure appeared behind the clouds. It was as big as a child with two wings on its back. It seemed that it was hiding in the air to spy on what happened in the mountain temple.

Seeing himself exposed, the weird figure monitoring the mountain temple turned around flexibly and flew to the other side.

Yuanzhou's eyes were cold, he suddenly grabbed Gu Qingqu's hand, drew a rune on his palm, and then stomped lightly.

For a moment, the whole mountain range seemed to resonate with them, the rocks inspired echoes, and the thousands of plants and trees glowed with thousands of vitality.

Like a fine net, the strange figure was blocked in the mountain, like a small bug hanging on a spider's web.

Yuanzhou Yaoyao waved his hand, and the figure flew towards the mountain temple, and exploded with a "bang" when it flew into the air, leaving only a black and slender human-shaped paper on the spot.

Yuanzhou frowned.

Gu Qingqu picked up the black strip, turned it over and glanced at the back, and said, "Shikigami, the method of an onmyoji."

"Wa people?" After getting an affirmative reply, Yuanzhou remembered the topic that was suddenly interrupted because of accepting criminals: "What do Japanese people want to do? They say they want to see the mountain god, and at the same time they use this method to monitor the mountain god. temple."

Gu Qingqu is very familiar with the Japanese people's way of doing things, he said: "Normal, if you ask them about Shikigami, they will say that they have admired the mountain god for a long time, so they sent Shikigami to send a letter of worship to the mountain god. My lord misunderstood, please forgive me, the mountain god."

Yuanzhou: "..."

For some reason, he felt like he had eaten a hundred flies.

Gu Qingqu took the opportunity to touch his head again, and said with a smile: "As for the purpose...they probably want to test the depth of the mountain god."

"The Wa Kingdom has always been eyeing the Jiang Kingdom covetously. Since the collapse of the previous dynasty, they have always wanted to replace the Jiang Kingdom. The era of spiritual recovery has given them new ambitions... The Shinto inheritance of the Wa Kingdom has never been cut off, and the Jiang Kingdom's practice circle has encountered several times. In this catastrophe, when it comes to the strength of the practitioners, in the view of the Wa Kingdom, the Jiang Kingdom’s practice community is not their opponent, so they must have ulterior motives when they lead the team to visit this time."

Remembering that Yuanzhou only woke up in recent years, in order to raise his vigilance against the Wa Kingdom, Gu Qingqu briefly summarized some things that the Wa Kingdom had done on the land of the Jiang Kingdom——

"They once set up formations in private, slaughtered the people, and exchanged the lives of millions of people for the fate of the country of Japan. They also plundered the cultural relics of the country of Jiang, destroyed the mountains and dragons, tried to destroy the foundation of the country of Jiang, and set fire to the mountains. Poisoning, using the bodies of the people of the Jiang Kingdom to refine monsters, restoring yin and yang skills...the bad deeds are so bad that it is difficult to describe them in a single word."

Yuanzhou closed his eyes and sank his consciousness into the depths of the mountains. Following Gu Qingqu's narration, he felt the anger hidden in the depths of the mountains. It seemed that a pair of eyes had watched the mountains and rivers burnt by fire and the rivers covered with blood. Dyed red, the mountains and rivers are separated, and the blood is drifting.

However, this piece of green hill itself cannot speak, so it silently set off earth-shattering landslides and earthquakes, and buried all sins in the sound of heavy rain.

"So that's how it is..." Yuanzhou said to himself, "I blamed the chemical plant by mistake."

He lost his memory all of a sudden, maybe it has nothing to do with the chemical plant?It's all the Japanese people's fault!

Gu Qingqu didn't know what the panda had added to the notebook of vengeance. After he finished telling the behavior of the Japanese people seriously, he suddenly felt something: "Speaking of which, Daqingshan was once the main battlefield of a battle. At that time, the army and people of Jiangguo were at a disadvantage. However, the side of the mountain facing the Wa Kingdom suddenly collapsed, burying tens of thousands of people from the Wa Kingdom, while the soldiers and civilians of the Jiang Kingdom were unharmed. After this battle, the government at that time regarded Daqing Mountain as a dragon vein, and personally ordered people in the practice circle to anoint the mountain as a god... ..."

Could it be that the mountain god really did it?

Gu Qingqu looked admiringly, but unfortunately, Yuanzhou didn't notice.

He has a very serious panda face, and he has written an important stroke in the little notebook of vengeance——

That's right!It's you, Waguo!

The chief culprit who caused Qingling's amnesia!

……

"I believe that the Japanese want to attack pandas, but do they have the ability?" The mastermind behind the scenes curled his lips in disdain.

"Many of the spells of the Japanese country were learned secretly from the Jiang country at the beginning. They are obviously majestic spells, but they have been modified by them to be sneaky and sneaky. Why do they think they can surpass the Jiang country's practice circle? Based on the native land The 800 million gods that were hybridized?"

The ferocious beast could hear the disdain in the words of the mastermind behind the scenes—even people like him who disdain—it felt its demonic aura boiling up.

"How are they? Are they bad?" the beast asked.

"Bad?" The mastermind behind the scenes recalled what Wa Kingdom had done, and said with disgust: "Just a word bad is inappropriate, it should be said that the garbage buried in the cesspit for 800 years can't pickle the insane smell of scum on them." Son."

The beast heard it: "Great!"

"Ok?"

The ferocious beast found that its attitude was inappropriate, it coughed lightly, suppressed the excitement in its heart and said: "You find a way for me to sneak into the Japanese team, and leave the rest to me, and you don't have to worry about it , I will definitely bring down the panda and let you take over!"

The author says:

My aunt has been visiting for a few days, and the writing is very slow. I am very sorry. After this time, I should be able to recover and update orz at 9 o'clock;

In addition, those who have read my other articles should know that the author likes to persecute neighbors who live a good life. If you feel unwell, please escape as soon as possible.