Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 38 Cat Bells

When I was struggling with my graduation thesis, my dog ​​said let me go

"The Tengu failed."

The moment the strange figure turned into a black strip, a middle-aged man suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood in a private house in the neighboring Zhongzhou province.

He took out a book of talismans from his chest, and saw that the talisman with the image of a tengu ignited spontaneously and turned into a handful of ashes.

"It's just a shikigami. If it's destroyed, it will be destroyed." The man sitting at the top of the room glanced at him lightly, and asked, "Tsuchimikado-kun, did Tengu get any useful information before he died?"

The onmyoji named Jihiko Tumimen didn't dare to offend the divine master who was born in Ise Shrine. He put his hand on his chest, lowered his head deeply, and said hoarsely: "Tengu saw that most of the monsters received by the mountain god are Ordinary animals take shape, the rarest of which is just a deep-sea octopus, in terms of size and rarity, it is far inferior to the gods summoned by sacrifices in our country."

The Almighty nodded in satisfaction.

He said: "After all, the country of Jiang has occupied the land of China for thousands of years. This land has bred countless powerful monsters, magical techniques, and practitioners who fly to escape from the ground and move mountains to fill the sea. That magical and magnificent era is for them. The profound heritage left behind is far beyond your and my imagination."

"A hundred years ago, Master Yakumo and hundreds of priests in our country exhausted all their efforts to calculate that the dragon veins of Jiangguo had changed. With the support of His Majesty the Emperor, the efforts of all the people, and the heroic sacrifice of millions of soldiers, our country finally succeeded. Take away the national destiny that has been stolen by Jiang Guo for many years, and try to cut off the orthodoxy of Jiang Guo's practice circle."

"But even if our country sent people to take away all the treasures hidden in the Qintianjian and the imperial palace, and destroyed the classics of the major sects, the plan to cut off the orthodoxy was still on the verge of failure. Just look at the decline of the Jiang country's practice circle. If we can ask the mountain gods to help them through this great change in the world, we will know that the country of Jiang has always been a strong enemy of our country."

"There is an old saying in Jiangguo, "The centipede is dead but not stiff." For us, Jiangguo is the centipede. Only by killing them all can we avoid future troubles.The formations left by the ancestors in Jiang Country are still there, and whether they can change the world or not depends entirely on you and me. "

"My gentlemen—"

The six people in the room got up collectively and bowed their heads to listen to the training.

"It must be remembered that this operation in Jiang Country can only succeed and not fail. If it succeeds, the country of Wa will enjoy the next hundred years, and the next hundred years of national fortune. If it fails, you and I will be sinners of the country of Wa, and we will be cut open Suicide is not enough to wash away the shame."

"Yes!" Everyone in the room said in a low voice.

Before they could express their determination to be loyal to the Great Wa Kingdom, the door was suddenly slammed several times, and a middle-aged and elderly female voice with a Zhongzhou provincial accent came from outside the door: "Xiao Lin, what are you doing in this room, kicking and clanging?" Not long after the spiritual energy recovered, the public security is not good, our building does not allow outsiders to stay overnight."

The face of the leader of the gods changed, and he said in a loyal and honest voice: "No, auntie, I live alone. Just now... I was playing games with my friend Lianmai. I'm sorry, I will turn down the sound now. "

"Okay then." The middle-aged woman carried her grocery shopping cart, "Boom—boom—" and went upstairs until the sound of the wheels crushing the stairs disappeared, and then the god master lowered his voice and said: "Tu Yu Monarch, how is the monitoring of the Special Affairs Office and the Demon Management Committee going?"

Tu Yumen said: "Sorry, I am incompetent. There are many formations near the two. I am afraid that Shikigami will be killed by the formations before entering, so I only dare to stay not far away to monitor people who often come and go."

The Almighty thought for a while and said, "Find a way to turn against their low-level personnel and monsters. The ordinary people in Jiangguo are stupid, weak, and short-sighted. During the war a hundred years ago, they provided a lot of convenience for our country."

"Yes!"

"As for yourself, stay away from shikigami and mix among ordinary people. If necessary, you can abandon shikigami to divert the attention of the Jiang country's practice circle. Only in this way can you protect yourself and serve the great Japanese country for a long time!"

"Yes! I will definitely learn from Mr. Xiaolin!"

"Then let's all go back." The God Master urged: "Be careful to avoid surveillance, the Skynet in Jiang Country is very powerful!"

"Yes." Six people responded.

Tsuchimikado pulled out a spell, and his body quickly melted into a long black strip like a shikigami, blended into the shadow of the ground, and slid down the outside of the building.

Some of the other people transformed into crows, foxes and other animals, and some bones trembled, their bodies contracted into the appearance of 6 or 7-year-old children, and they raised their hands to change their faces.

They nodded slightly to the divine master. The former jumped from the window and went to the sky and fell to the ground, while the latter got into the air-conditioning platform, covered by his short stature, jumped down layer by layer, and disappeared after a while.

Standing behind the window, the Almighty was full of pride—these were all elites who were loyal to the country of Wa. They all had prominent backgrounds and extraordinary means, and they could sacrifice themselves for the great cause of the country of Japan at any time.

Facing such an elite, how can Jiang Guo's group of practitioners who are like chickens and dogs compare?Why match?

Because their strength is too low, do they have to live in harmony with ordinary people--a joke!

His sneer was still on his face, before he could let out a disdainful sneer, the door was suddenly knocked hard a few times.

The Almighty immediately became vigilant, closed the window, and asked, "Who is it?"

"Neighborhood committee, here to deliver zongzi."

The expression of the god master relaxed. He remembered that the building director had said a few days ago that the Dragon Boat Festival would be over soon, and the neighborhood committee was going to send warmth to these migrant workers who lived alone, but they did not expect to come to condolences.

"Please wait a moment." He quickly looked around, put away the things that were not suitable for the living room, wiped the blood spewed from the Tuyumen on the ground, and then opened the door.

The aunt of the neighborhood committee outside the door has a very good attitude, and she is not impatient after waiting for so long.

"Xiao Lin, right?" She said, "Take your ID card to register—do you like sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings?"

"Salty." Xiao Lin said casually.

"Then you must be from the north. People over there like to eat salty rice dumplings, and they even drink salty tofu nao."

Xiao Lin thought for a while: "Ah, yes."

He drank salty tofu nao in the north, yes.

"In that case, I'll give you the five-flavored mung bean cake too." The aunt took out a box of pastries from the bag: "You northerners, you must have eaten five-flavored mung bean cakes when you were young?"

"That's it."

"Then sign here, hey, goodbye."

The aunt put away the pen and closed the door with a smile on her face.

Xiaolin: "..."

Facing the gate, he sneered again - stupid and incompetent Jiang people!

These Jiang people who are now talking about their parents and gossips to him will surely show a frightened face when they encounter the night walk of the ghosts brought by the Wa country?

Really looking forward to thinking about it!

"Ah."

There was a sneer of disdain almost simultaneously from inside and outside the door.

Outside the door, the aunt wearing a red armband glanced coldly at the door closed by Xiao Lin. She walked up the stairs and looked at the building manager who had opened the door a crack earlier.

The two aunts exchanged glances and successfully completed the information exchange——

It's him?

It's him!

Not long after, a certain national security department received a secret tip——

"Hey, Guoan? I suspect that the young man downstairs is a foreign spy! He hasn't worked for several months, and he basically doesn't go out except to take out food and throw garbage, but there are often strangers in the room—how did we find out? We The neighborhood committee squatted at the garbage he threw away and found that he had thrown away a total of [-] takeaway boxes in two days, four of which were not delivered to our community. A single."

"Also, since Xiao Lin moved into our community, residents have reported that there are two more crows in the community. These crows are not local species, they are fierce, and they don't have family members. The most ferocious wild cats in the community are almost blinded by them, but Xiao Lin Crow feathers were repeatedly found in the litter. I suspect that these crows were specially trained and used by him to deliver messages."

"In addition, the senior dance team in the community dances square dance at [-] pm every day. One time the background music used traditional Japanese folk songs. Two people said that they saw Xiao Lin humming along with them..."

"Besides, after our repeated testing, Xiao Lin's common sense about Jiang Guo has many mistakes..."

In this way, Lord Xiaolin has been lurking in Zhongzhou Province for less than three months. His experience has been summarized into a 10-minute report call by the aunts. Here it is.

"So, it is still necessary to have a good relationship with the masses." Yuanzhou said after learning about the incident: "Look at our monsters, they merge with the masses so that there is me in you, and you in me."

He refers to some news that has been frequently searched recently, such as the few posts he is reading now——

#shock!My cat started talking when I bathed it! #

[It’s like this, the blogger has a 12-year-old cat who always hates bathing. Today, when taking a bath, the cat wanted to run away again. After being violently suppressed by the host, the cat suddenly hugged its paws seriously, and then it started talking up!

The cat said that it became a spirit 10 years ago. Because it was greedy for cat food and strips and 2 canned cats per day, it stayed in my house and was not deceived by the evil demon organization.But it has endured me for a long time, and now it can't bear it anymore. It is not a helpless black household, and it is not afraid of revealing its identity as a monster and being dragged to be dissected. According to the words of its spiritual mentor Panda-humans and monsters are equal, respect the rights of demons , if I play its cat bell again, it will go to the Demon Management Committee to complain about my sexual harassment.

The blogger was stunned and didn't realize it until now, so he asked for help on this matter on the Internet——

It is known that I am a female and the cat is a male. Since I have harassed it many times, do I need to be responsible for it? @香管委员会. 】

The following is all hhh, no one seriously answers the blogger's question.

Yuanzhou thought for a while, logged into his verified yellow V account "Daqingshan Panda Demon", and replied: "I suggest that the blogger let you pay back your cat food, strips and canned cats for 10 years, remember to count the interest, otherwise The previous behavior is regarded as nurturing, although we don't advocate it, we don't hold it accountable."

The blogger realized it, and replied excitedly: "Thank you Panda Mentor! You are worthy of being a national treasure, and your words are insightful. I will go to Daqingshan to offer incense to you personally! I will go to the uncle cat at home to settle the score!"

Yuanzhou felt a trace of the power of faith merged into his body, and swiped down contentedly, the next one——

#嗤嗤，When I was struggling with my graduation thesis, my dog ​​suddenly said let me go#

[Same as everyone on the hot search before, the blogger raises a Bianmu.As you know, dogs like Bianmu have a higher IQ than bloggers in most cases, so when I was doing my homework in online classes at home, it was on the sidelines, and I didn't care too much.

But yesterday afternoon, the blogger mainly took the final exam. The blogger is a scumbag. This is the second time for the make-up exam. If he fails this time, he will be dismissed by the school.Due to the outbreak of the epidemic in the area where the school is located, the make-up exam was conducted at home, and there was a dual-camera setup in the room, so there was no possibility of cheating.Just when the blogger was concentrating on the question, my dog ​​suddenly walked in through the crack of the door. It lay under my feet for a while, and then suddenly wrote on my leg with its paws. The blogger was so scared that he peed, okay? !

Then I carefully read the words it wrote, and found that it said that I wrote all the last ten multiple-choice questions wrong, and the answers were CCABC, ABCCD.

Are bloggers the kind of people who don’t believe in themselves – yes! (Because it's all hoodwinked) So I changed it according to what Gouzi said, and guess what?Exam passed!And it was not discovered, because the dog was too short to be photographed by the second camera.

So the only thing I worry about now is my graduation thesis, and I have to defend it in half a month.

But I only wrote 500 words. My dog ​​is worthy of being a little angel. When he saw the blogger losing his hair in worry, he pushed me away with a paw, and sat in front of the keyboard and said let me come. It was during the time when I was posting Inside, it has already written 5000 words, and it is currently being checked for plagiarism...]

This blog post attracted a group of envious Senior Four Dogs and Research Three Dogs, who all said, what troubles do you have, blogger?Please give me two such good dogs, one for homework and one for final design, hey, perfect!

Blogger: [Hey, it’s like this. I reflected on it afterwards. This kind of behavior is cheating. As a father, I didn’t set an example. My dog ​​won’t grow crooked in the future, right?I heard that @特事务公司 published a list of many criminals who have undergone reform through labor. They were also simple wild animals in the beginning. It is all because they did not receive good guidance when they first became demons, so they embarked on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes.If my dog ​​commits a crime, it will be a crime with a high IQ, and the social impact will be even more serious!

Because of this, the blogger didn’t fall asleep last night. I feel guilty enough for Gouzi. As far as the IQ of our dog is concerned, if he hadn’t followed my scumbag father, he might have been admitted to Qingbei University by now. graduate student. 】

Seeing this, Yuanzhou pushed the phone to Gu Qingqu, let him look at it, and replied with the official V of the Special Affairs Office——

[Cheating in the examination room is a violation of the rules, and the blogger's school has been contacted to deal with it. Since the blogger is not actively cheating, and he can correct his mistakes, it is recommended that the school give a lighter punishment. 】

Under the eager onlookers of the student group, after about an hour, the school finally responded:

[Central State University has noticed the recent hot discussion on the Internet about the incident of "dogs taking exams instead of people".After the school leaders held a meeting, it was decided that the blogger and the blogger's dog should be criticized by the whole school, and the make-up exam should be scheduled and the graduation thesis should be resubmitted. 】

[In addition, Professor Liu of our school has already read Student Gou’s graduation thesis and is very interested in its topic selection. Please ask the blogger if Student Gou is willing to study as a graduate student of Professor Liu. Dog classmates went together and defended. 】

The blogger reposted this message and added a "tears" emoji:

[Sad, my son has become my classmate, and may become my senior. 】

There was a lot of hahaha at the bottom, and someone comforted: "Don't be afraid, blogger, if you delay your graduation for a few more years, Gouzi may become your instructor. Are you surprised or surprised?"

Blogger: [There is nothing to love in life jpg];

Since there is a scumbag like him in the world, why should there be a tyrant like Bian Mu?Gouzi, who originally had a higher IQ than him, became even more intelligent after he became a sperm, which often made him suspect that he was not worthy of being Gouzi's father.

"I probably can only rely on my son in the future." The blogger seemed sad, but in fact he typed this sentence in Versailles and asked Gouzi to tutor him.

After the country recognizes the identity of monsters, similar things happen every day. There are still a small number of pets in human homes who become spirits, and more of them are monsters who originally lived in cities and in the wild. The offices are overcrowded, and there are not enough manpower to handle the affairs.

Although in the eyes of the Japanese people, these monsters can't wait to be with humans because they are too weak, and the Jiang Kingdom, which is willing to accept any monsters, is even more willing to degenerate.

But in fact, the long-term tolerance of the Jiang country has made this process of integration seem to be silent. In other countries, "ghosts go down the mountain to eat people", "flying head barbarians massacre villages", "werewolves transform in public and attack the crowd", " When the negative news such as "vampires raise humans as blood slaves" and other negative news, Jiangguo society has recovered its stability, and began to explore a new way of getting along.

"So I will probably go back to the capital for a while to deal with these matters." Gu Qing channeled: "The next time we meet should be when you are elected as the director of the Demon Management Committee."

Neither of them considered the issue of Yuanzhou's inability to be elected, because the number of votes for Panda Monster on the Internet is already 2 times that of No. 100 is a demon, which is enough to show that the election of the Panda Chief Director is a common choice of both human and monsters.

"You may be the first director of the Demon Management Committee elected by humans." Gu Qingqu still wanted to say a few more words with Yuanzhou before leaving. At this time, he received a call from the foreign ministry, and his eyes became serious .

"what's up?"

"Waguo officially submitted the application for a visit, and at the same time put forward a request to communicate with Jiangguo's practice community - what they want to exchange is the strength of monsters on both sides."

"And the place of exchange is chosen in Daqingshan."

Yuanzhou tilted his head: "Who gave them the idea?" Isn't this a scam?

The author says:

Fierce Beast: Thank you, it's me.People are stupid, so pitiful.

PS The cat bell is the cat's, the bell below, that bell;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!