Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 44 Dialects

scheming octopus monster

Leaving aside for the time being the feelings of Jiang State officials who are in charge of taking care of the daily needs of these Japanese people when they heard the words "Taitaile Oral Liquid".

In the absence of Kobayashi-kun, the other members of the Wa delegation were obviously no match for Maomata.

Although they were livid with Maoyou's mouthful "Panda Sang and Mao Youjiang are a family made in heaven", they couldn't do anything. This feeling was extremely uncomfortable and irritating.

Not to mention that it is currently being broadcast live, all of which are recorded by the camera and displayed in front of hundreds of millions of viewers around the world.

The number of bullet screens using the Japanese language has increased. Without the translation of the wild subtitles, the people of Jiangguo can understand it by themselves.

【what happened?Isn't the cat a well-known big monster in our country?When did it become the country of Jiang? 】

[あああ should resolutely protest at this time!I wonder what the adults in the delegation are thinking? ! 】

[Looking at their appearance, they were actually overwhelmed by the little cat Youjiang, please, my lords!You represent the image of Wa Kingdom Shinto to the outside world!Can you cheer up a little in front of the camera? 】

【Still didn't move, I'm so mad!If the people of Jiangguo want to snatch cats, at least they have to snatch their pandas to be regarded as equal exchanges! 】

【I agree!Please let us experience the legendary Onmyoji! 】

The Japanese delegation could fully predict the audience's reaction. The leader, Onmyouji Murata, took a step forward and said bravely, "Master Maoyou..." There must be a limit to play.

Before he finished speaking, the cat's amber eyes looked at him. The pupils of the cat's eyes, which Jiang Guo fans praised as "sweet as honey", narrowed, forming a faint slit. The shadow behind her swayed, the factory The rows of sewing machines in the factory gradually emptied out, and countless ghosts gathered into a huge shadow, spreading to the ceiling of the factory, eager to try on Murata's head.

It's like... opening the gates of hell.

The cat said again: "Good boys... It is known that the evil uncle Xiaolin Jun sold the smart and cute Mao Youjiang to the Jiangguo factory to work. When the father and daughter were reunited, they wanted to snatch Mao Youjiang back to him and continue to squeeze him, you will not let this happen, will you?"

The sewing girls shook their heads and made a hoarse voice, repeating what they had learned from Jiangguo's political class these days: "Oppose class oppression...protect women's rights...all proletarians unite...liberate the whole of Japan..."

The factory is spacious and airtight, and the voices of the resentful spirits overlapped and echoed repeatedly. For a while, it seemed that there were hundreds of recitation groups repeating in their ears, "oppose class oppression... liberate the whole Japanese country..."

What's even more frightening is that these wraiths gradually recalled the language they were most familiar with. Spit out from the face, intertwined into a bizarre, weird and sad background sound.

Yuanzhou crossed his arms and moved his ears. From the "Declaration" version of Wraith Spirit, he heard various dialects such as Qingshan dialect, Zhongzhou dialect, and Yunzhou dialect. There are also some dialects that he is not familiar with, but presumably others will Know.

Looking over the flustered members of the Japanese delegation, Yuanzhou moved a little bit, and used his body to block the spell that Murata shot suddenly.

"Hmm... Onmyoji?" He analyzed these crooked ways, and ruthlessly crushed the spiritual power in the spell into pieces.

Murata covered his chest, and said anxiously, "Maoyou, shut up!"

"That's enough, we don't ask you to come back, where is your love, hurry up and put these...your family members away!"

He squeezed out a friendly expression to show his sincerity, and only hoped that things would not slip in a worse direction.

The cat looked at Yuanzhou reluctantly again, and clapped briskly: "Stop."

"Very good, everyone's political textbooks are memorized very well. Tonight, our Maoyoujiang study group will definitely be able to crush the Bird School and the Animal School, and get rewarded by Papa Sang! Let's have a group day!"

The resentful spirits behind them stopped talking obediently, their black faces were blank, and they didn't understand the meaning of "letting the wind" at all.

They sat back on the sewing machine and skillfully rolled up the cat pillow.

"Hmm..." the cat tapped its lips again, thinking: "Sure enough, we should sell more pillows and exchange them with Panda Sang for the elixir that can restore the sanity of the family."

"Otherwise, if Mao Youchan always asks and answers by himself, he will be locked up for rabies, right? Mao Youchan is already tired of being locked in a small dark room."

"It's decided! Coming to Daqingshan to work is indeed a wise choice! The choice made by the energetic and beautiful girl cat demon is unmistakable!"

Although the cat and Murata did not fight again, the live broadcast room exploded——

[Fuck, shit, shit, shit...was that a ghost just now?right? 】

[I have accepted the setting that there are monsters in the world, and if there are ghosts...it seems nothing strange. 】

[But why does the ghost on the Japanese monster speak the Jiang country dialect?Have you noticed that most of the ghosts speak dialects, some of which are very remote, not the kind that people who have lived in Jiang Country for a long time will not be familiar with. 】

[I just wanted to say that one of the voices seems to be the dialect of our village. There are different pronunciations in our place. There are only a few hundred old people who still speak this dialect. It is impossible for outsiders to learn it. 】

【…】

There were a lot of speculations in the live broadcast room, and they said everything, but the only thing that was consistent was that these ghosts must have been killed by little devils.

Not long after, the wild captioned gentleman who had disappeared for a long time came online and said, "You won't know what I found!"

【Tell me? 】

[First of all, the Japanese people in the live broadcast room said that the Japanese language spoken by the ghost on Maoyou is not the standard Japanese language that is commonly used today, but dialects from different regions, and some of the words used belonged to the last century. 】

【What's the meaning? 】

The subtitler threw out a screenshot: "So I went to the Wa Kingdom website to check the identity of Lord Kobayashi, and my hard work paid off, and I finally found it!"

The priests and priests of these big shrines, as well as the senior priests who will inherit the shrine in the future, are all introduced on the official website of the shrine. The subtitles search one by one, and finally find it on the list of priests in Ise Shrine named Kobayashi Kenichiro.

[Not only that, I also found the records of his training abroad! 】

Once the priests of the Japanese country are admitted to the ranks, they will serve in the same shrine for life, and they will hardly go to other shrines.

What's more, if it is possible for the priests of a small shrine to go to a large shrine to practice, then Ise Shrine itself is one of the best large shrines in the island country, and the status of the priests who hold important positions in it is equivalent to hereditary nobles.

If there is no very important reason, suddenly leaving to take up a priesthood in another shrine is tantamount to destroying one's future.

Therefore, when the subtitle master saw that there was a gap in Kobayashi's resume for two years due to studying abroad.

Although the introduction was only a passing one, he still traced it all the way with his amazing sensitivity, and finally found an old photo of Mr. Xiaolin through facial recognition.

He was wearing the sacrificial attire of the priest of power, and he seemed to be presiding over a sacrificial ceremony. The building behind him was dark in color, hidden among the pines and cypresses, giving people a not-so-good sense of gloom.

"So? Is there anything special about this photo?" Someone asked hesitantly.

The subtitler didn’t answer directly, he directly zoomed in on the corner of the main hall of the shrine, so that people could see the rows of neatly arranged spiritual tablets, and the comfort monument on the side of the hall where sacrifices were enshrined.

[Damn... Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! 】

The barrage seemed to be shocked, and it took more than ten seconds for the correct answer to appear.

【Tokyo Soul Club? 】

[Or...Tokyo Ghost Worship Club? 】

As soon as this remark came out, Jiang Guo's barrage exploded, and everyone's emotions were so intense that their speeches were all blocked by the live broadcast website and turned into pieces of chatter.

The Tokyo Summoning Society was established by the Wa Kingdom after the war that year to worship the war criminals. Kobayashi's identity aroused the anger of all Jiang Country people.

【That stupid guy is the priest of the Tokyo Ghost Worship Club, so he doesn't seem to have a low status?What is the intention of the people of the Wa country to send this person to our Jiang country? 】

[It seems that there are really many people from Jiangguo among the ghosts on Maoyou, maybe they are the crimes they committed back then. 】

[Then Jiang Guo must win this exchange...absolutely, absolutely not lose! 】

[I want to see the Panda Mentor beat up that Japanese priest! 】

[The Panda Mentor is the favorite bear of the Mountain God. If the Mountain God can twist Fei Yi's head with one hand, then the Panda Mentor's combat power under its teaching is at least not weaker than 1.5 Fei Yi. 】

Everyone thought of the heroic figure of Panda Mentor wearing Fei Yi as a bracelet on the day of the consecration of the mountain temple, and they couldn't help but be full of yearning.

In fact, if it hadn't been agreed at the exchange meeting that only monsters could compete with each other, they would have liked to see the mountain gods lift the heads of these Japanese people one by one like opening bottle caps.

Mr. Xiao Lin also saw these bullet screens, and tapped his fingers on the bed rail, dismissing the wild words of the Jiang people.

--panda?It is the national treasure of the Jiang country, but besides its unique appearance, does it have any achievements?

No.

Can you beat a nine-tailed fox?

Can't beat it.

Can popularity serve as combat power?

No.

That being the case, the angry denunciations of the people of Jiang country are just a joke of ignorance in his opinion.

Kobayashi didn't even have any fear of people from Jiangguo revealing his identity. Since he dared to come to Jiangguo, he was ready to expose his identity. In fact, he thought that Jiangguo officials might have found out that he was serving as the power palace in the Tokyo Soul Club The matter of the company, but has not been announced to the public.

The only thing to worry about is that the mountain god is unexpectedly powerful, which may hinder his plan.

However, after seeing the barrage of the people from Jiangguo, Mr. Xiao Lin had a new plan.

"Is the mountain god's favorite panda?"

"Then when the beloved panda is in danger during the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, will the mountain god save it? Or stay here and pay attention to me, an insignificant human being?"

With his own understanding of the gods, Mr. Xiao Lin is [-]% sure that he can turn the mountain god away from the mountain.

So he looked at the panda as if he was looking at a delicious bait.

He casually sent a message to Tsuchimikado.

For the sake of concealment, Tu Yumen hid in the deep mountains and old forests during the day, and only moved with the beasts at night.He saw the short message and ordered: "Everyone, when you go out to fight, don't worry about anything else, just keep an eye on a black and white panda, and it's best to beat it to death and eat it!"

As soon as the words were finished, the beautiful nine-tailed fox and the beast statue in his arms turned their heads at the same time and cast a glance at him.

Tsuchimikado: "??"

Shen Zun said: "You are very courageous, I appreciate you very much."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "A human being like you must be able to make a name for himself in our era."

Tsuchimikado: "??"

But your eyes don't seem to say so!

……

The first day of the Japanese delegation's visit passed in a turbulent undercurrent.

The next day, which was the first day of free communication, there were more Jiang country viewers watching the live broadcast than yesterday. They may have heard about Mr. Xiaolin's identity, and kept cheering for Jiang country monsters, hoping that they could defeat the Wa country monsters .

The rule of free communication is that there is no limit to the content of the competition, and it is up to the two parties to decide. Kobayashi-kun is still waiting for the arrival of Hyakki Yako, and has no interest in this kind of non-painful communication, so he ordered the head of the delegation, Murata, to take the shikigami they prepared. Cope with it.

Although Waguo only used the guise of the exchange meeting to complete their grand plan, but in order to be more credible, Shinto also took out the shikigami and artifacts at the bottom of the box.

After seeing Jiangguo's octopus demon who was the first to fight, Murata smiled, and solemnly took out a talisman, forming complicated handprints.

In a moment, a monster with a height of tens of meters, a bull's head, eight legs like a spider, and a pair of big eyes like a light bulb appeared on the spot.

Its voice is like rolling thunder, fierce and mighty, and its eyes are extremely ferocious, making people have terrifying hallucinations at the moment of contact.

"Shikigami, come on, Niugui, let's fight!"

"Oh."

The octopus demon is as big as a washbasin against the huge bull ghost, and the audience is nervous for a while - how to fight this?

The octopus monster with the size of a washbasin has the air of a general, and it unhurriedly pulled out a chessboard, two chessboards... eight chessboards from under its buttocks.

"Since you also have eight legs, it's easy to handle."

Yuanzhou on the side acted as the referee, and said with a smile: "One round, a battle of wits, Go!"

Bull ghost: "Moo?"

Its huge body and well-defined muscles make it look so weak and helpless in front of the chessboard.

I saw it rolled up a chess piece, looked left and right, hesitated, and finally took a bite and ate it by itself.

Murata covered his face with his hands in despair.

As expected, the bull ghost lost. Under the protest of the Japanese delegation, Yuanzhou said that they could change the ghost.

Murata didn't want to lose the face of the Japanese country, so he tried every means, and finally found a zashiki boy from his inventory that had lived in the kiin for hundreds of years.

This is a monster who once practiced under Tianyuan sect.

"It's up to you, Zashiki Doji!"

Zashiki Doji went up full of fighting spirit.

It came down in a daze.

"Woooo..." For the first time playing eight games at the same time, Zashiki Doji cried miserably.

[Does this count as bullying a minor?By the way, why is the octopus so good at playing chess? 】

[Uh... probably because it has nine brains, and each arm is equipped with a sub-brain, and the octopus is originally the smartest animal in the ocean. 】

People who eat melons: "..."

It can't be compared, but it comes with an octa-core processor.

The Japanese delegation retreated with hatred, which made the Jiangguo audience breathe a sigh of relief, but at the same time, they were also worried about the second round of the octopus demon competition.

According to the rules, this game is determined by the Wa country.

Murata cast a gloomy look at the octopus demon, and said as expected: "Competition—the bull ghost!"

The bull ghost raised its sharp legs, beat its chest, and let out a rough roar.

Amid the worries of the onlookers, the octopus monster twisted its arms and legs and climbed onto the ring.

I saw it took out a cold shiny machete from behind, chopped off one of its own wrists and feet, then threw the machete to the bull ghost, and said loudly: "If you are a brother, cut yourself off!"

Bull ghost: "Moo!" Cut it down!

In terms of momentum, it is the great monster of the Japanese country, and it will never be inferior!

Blood splattered.

Octopus Demon: "Good!"

It gave itself another knife.

Niu Gui: "..."

Murata looked desperate. He was forced to stand beside the panda. He couldn't speak out to guide him, and his heart was almost broken.

Bull ghost, what are you doing, bull ghost?Fighting knife is not like that!

A bystander could see that after the bull ghost cut off his seven legs, the octopus demon rolled up the machete and gave the bull ghost another knife, then swished out the arm and foot he had just cut off, and pushed it down like a ball out of the arena.

[Ah, yes, octopus limbs have the ability to regenerate. When they encounter danger, they will habitually throw off their arms and legs to survive, and these arms and legs will grow back soon. 】

Niu Gui: "..."

But it can't!

The author says:

To make a digression, there is a sneak shot on the Internet of a god toilet in a certain country. The photographer is called Bankrupt Brother. If you are interested, you can take a look. "Low wages and taste courage."

Moreover, the names of important exhibition halls are selected from "Xunzi" and "Zuo Zhuan". This is blatantly humiliating you with your culture.

The reason for the nonsense is that when I wrote "All Humanity", some readers kept arguing with me that it is true that Japanese people worship shrines. It is an ordinary scenic spot for them. Chinese people always turn over old scores and it will affect the relationship between China and Japan... As an ordinary person, I don't want to convey any values, but when others are constantly using sugar-coated bullets to shake you, we should at least understand the facts.