Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 45

Be careful that your own people are abducted by vixen!

The bull ghost curled up, aggrieved and huddled under the ring to grow mushrooms.

Because of its two defeats, it was reprimanded by Harita Murata. The eight severed feet that were cut off by him were spread with black spells, which hindered the self-repair of the demon body, leaving black blood from the wound, falling on the ground, and screaming " sizzle" sound.

——It hurts to look at it.

Seeing Niu Gui suffering from muscle spasms and rolling on the ground, the audience in the live broadcast room talked a lot——

[Isn't it just losing a game?Criticism is criticism, and punishment is punishment. Can we not make it so bloody? 】

[Yes, the failure of the monster is also due to the wrong tactical arrangement of the Japanese people. Such a punishment is like venting anger publicly, which feels a bit weird. 】

Soon, someone who knew the Wa country came out to speak.

[You don’t understand, the status of monsters in Japan is different from that in our country. They are more like domestic animals or slaves raised by humans. If a slave fails to complete the task assigned by the master and makes the master lose face, in their opinion, corporal punishment is a A very legitimate behavior. 】

[And losing three games in a row, the Wa people couldn't explain to the audience, now they put all the blame on the monsters, and let the Wa audiences see the horrors of the monsters, their dissatisfaction will naturally be vented to the monsters, the delegation There are fewer accusations. 】

The Jiang country audience who watched the live broadcast were stunned when they saw this analysis. They didn't expect that such a small matter of losing the game would cause so many twists and turns in the minds of the people of the country of Wa.

But as the barrage of Japanese people in the live broadcast room was translated, they had to admit that what the analyst said was right.

[Damn bull ghost!Why can't it do its best in the game?Lost all the face of our big Japanese country! 】

[Even if you lose your eight legs, you can use your demonic power to explode yourself and launch a suicide attack. Our heroes in the Great Japanese Kingdom all do this! 】

【Ox ghosts are really just low-level monsters, and they have not inherited the heroic and fearless bushido spirit of the Great Japanese Kingdom.It needs more severe spurs before it can understand how to serve mankind better! 】

[Murata-kun is a gentle gentleman, but his methods of punishing traitors are too light, so all the monsters under him are so unscrupulous. 】

【…】

The Jiangguo audience was dumbfounded 2.

[It's just an exchange match, and it's going to be a suicide attack, one piece of jade pieces, onboard... It feels like the Japanese and I don't live on the same earth. 】

[In the end, let's not take the life of the monster. 】

[Suddenly I feel that the monsters in the Wa country are very miserable, unlike our Jiang country, even the monsters in the Daqingshan labor camp are said to have five insurances and one gold. 】

[No wonder Mao Youjiang wants to quit, well done! 】

They were chatting when the octopus demon who had just stepped off the stage thought for a while and walked over to the bull ghost rolling on the ground.

A new round of challenge competition was already going on on the stage. After Murata punished the bull ghost, he didn't pay much attention to it. The bull ghost raised his big eyes and roared fiercely at the octopus demon.

The octopus demon was not afraid at all, it used its body to block the Japanese delegation, took out a leek-like lychee from its chest, plucked half a leaf of grass in distress, and handed it to the bull ghost.

Niu Guihu slapped his eyes and felt that this was a good thing, so he opened his mouth.

"Moo!" It let out a happy cry, and was pressed down by the octopus demon: "Hush."

——Don't let the Wa people hear it.

The bull ghost nodded repeatedly, looking eagerly at the half grass stalk in the hand of the octopus demon.

The octopus demon said distressedly: "This is a good thing, but I can't give it to you for free. You have to work part-time, you know?"

Bull ghost: "Moo!" Yes.

"Moomoo!" Who are you going to kill?How many pieces are there?How mature?

Octopus Demon: "!!"

What kind of dark common sense did the Japanese instill in monsters!

"No, no, this is Jianguo, killing people is illegal. Since you have seen blood before, it's easy to handle. Come set up a stall with me."

The octopus demon finally revealed his true intentions—just one glance in the arena, the octopus demon was attracted by the strong physique, solid muscles, and bold personality of the bull ghost.

These days, it is not easy to find a seafood that can be set up as a food stall together. When everyone hears that they are chopping themselves, they shake their heads in a hurry, as if the octopus demon is not trying to share wealth with them, but to drag them to sell their kidneys .

"I have no vision." The octopus demon despised the fellow who would rather step on the sewing machine, and then recruited the brother from overseas: "Don't look at the ease of stepping on the sewing machine. If you really want to talk about employee benefits, we are willing to sell ourselves. You see, just this lychee, what a good panacea, take a bite to relieve the pain, they have to be bought with wages, we give out one every half a month, and it's all free."

"As long as you follow me and work hard, if I have a mouthful of the elixir, you will have a mouthful of it!"

The bull ghost listened in a daze. With its mind, it couldn't understand what wages were paid or not. It could only understand half a mouthful of elixir.

The rusty brain turned for a while, and the bull ghost looked at the new jointed limbs that grew out of a leaf, nodded and said: "Board! For the emperor!"

"No, tell me—Chong Duck! Chop legs for Daqingshan!"

"Uh..." Dozens of exchanges were going on at the same time on the stage. After Waguo finally won one, Murata nodded with satisfaction. He searched everywhere for the good-for-nothing Niugui, but couldn't find it for a while.

"Huh?" Murata urged the bull ghost's talisman paper, and was surprised to feel that the punishment he imposed on it disappeared.

And the strength of the bull ghost is skyrocketing-his restriction on the bull ghost has thus become like a spider's thread.

Murata broke out in sweat, and just before he was about to forcefully summon the bull ghost, the power of the bull ghost "swiped" and fell to the bottom, and he could feel that it was seriously injured.

Murata's call was interrupted, and he almost spit out a mouthful of blood, but he also found the location of the bull ghost.

"Bull ghost, what are you doing, bull ghost!"

When he squeezed into the crowd over there, he immediately felt that his injury had worsened by more than a little.

I saw the bull ghost pushing a small cart and following behind the octopus demon, wearing a white chef's hat on his head.

Whenever the octopus asks secretly: "Imported sea spider legs, freshly roasted, the protein is [-] times that of beef, do you want it?" and get an affirmative answer.

Niu Gui skillfully raises and lowers the knife, spreads the seasoning, marinates it for a while, roasts it on the charcoal fire and delivers it to the customer.

"Five mature!" The octopus demon boasted: "Waguo's high-end seafood must be eaten raw to be authentic!"

Is it?

I don’t know, but customers who have tasted it have given high praise to Niu Gui’s leg meat—it is fresh and sweet, with a crab-like texture and beef-like chewiness.

Octopus Demon: "Come again if it's delicious."

The bull ghost beat the chest muscles with the knife in his hand, and said in harmony: "Chong duck! Chop the legs for Daqingshan!"

Murata: "..."

He couldn't bear to look at the bull ghost who cut his own leg, and he couldn't bear to hear the sound of Alipay getting into the account, and the most unacceptable thing was that there was a cash code hanging around his neck and he was collecting money It is the zashiki boy sent by him.

——It held a bunch of candied gourds made of Jiaguo, and asked people to scan the code while eating, and his little face was flushed.

Murata: Zashiki Doji!Stop it, Zashiki-douji!Although you are the ghost of attracting wealth and blessings in the legend of the Wa Kingdom, you were not brought to the Jiang Kingdom to attract wealth and blessings for the Jiang Kingdom!

I have worked so hard to raise you for more than 20 years, what kind of poison did the Jiang people put on you? !

Murata's irascible two demons did not receive it, and the spell he used to control Shikigami seemed to have suddenly lost its effect in front of the mountain temple, which made Murata a little more frightened besides his rage.

He turned his head around, trying to find out who was interfering with him, but to no avail.

Yuanzhou stood by the ring with two paws in his mouth, with a mascot smile on his face, even the discerning Japanese audience couldn't help sending bullets: "It's as cute as an angel, and it's worthy of being a national treasure of the Jiang Kingdom."

[It would be great if I could bring Panda Contract Shikigami back to Wa Kingdom. 】

[If the exchange group wins a big victory, it should be possible to make such a request to Jiang Guo, right?After all, it is the request of the victor, and the vanquished has no room to refuse. 】

[In this way, for the sake of pandas, everyone in the exchange group must work hard! 】

Su Yu, who was a photographer in the sky, lowered his head and rolled his eyes when he saw the comments on his phone.

It stuffed the camera to Feiyi, stood on Yuanzhou's shoulder, and repeated what the Japanese said emphatically, using the dirty words it had just learned, and cursed: "A group of little Baga, whose faces are bigger than a basin, and want to snatch pandas, ×× You ××, tell Gu Qingqu, die, die!"

"Good poetry, good poetry."

Yuanzhou: "..."

He snatched Suan Yu's cell phone, and sure enough, it had already sent several messages to Gu Qingqu—however exaggerated, as if he was some kind of unruly panda who was abducted by Japanese people.

Yuanzhou mercilessly pinched Sour Yu's beak, shook it out of thin air, and dried the water in its mind: "Gu Qingqu has something important to do, you are not allowed to disturb him!"

Sour and dizzy, he said: "Stop! I'm doing this for your own good! I overheard Gu Qingqu talking on the phone with someone yesterday, what kind of eight-tailed fox and nine-tailed fox, don't be vigilant, and be careful that your own people are being killed by vixen. Abduct!"

"After all, vixen, she is pretty and has a good figure, nine tails and loves to be coquettish, fair skin and pretty waist, men like this." It poked the panda's heart meanly.

"Shut up!" Yuanzhou silenced it, thinking angrily, is the nine-tailed fox as precious as me?Am I round and cute?Is it as good as I treat Gu Qingqu?There is no meat on the sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks, and it is not afraid of buttocks when riding!

As soon as he got angry, he wanted to get angry, and as soon as he got angry... the Onmyoji of the Japanese Kingdom suffered an indiscriminate disaster.

When the Japanese audience was still imagining pandas, the pandas they regarded as "trophies" made a few covers to "lock" the spiritual power of the Japanese Onmyoji in their bodies, and they rushed left and right, but they couldn't use it.

Without the restraint of the Onmyoji, the Japanese Shikigami did not return to the spells after the game. They stood there blankly, their heads that had been locked up for decades were empty, allowing Jiang Guo's opponents to plunge into them as soon as they were relieved. The original billowing shop was submerged by the sea of ​​shopping.

Jia Guo, I want it.

Danmu, I want it.

Like a pearl, I want it.

The cat is also a pillow for adults, and I want it too.

It turns out that Jiang Country has so many good things, no wonder Master Onmyoji wants to occupy Jiang Country wholeheartedly.

However, these treasures are so expensive!

Jiang Guoyao gave a little bit of his treasures to his Japanese colleagues, telling them that these treasures can be purchased with wages, and now you can enjoy preferential prices for employees when you place an order!

Japanese monster: "Salary? What is salary?"

Jiang Guoyao looked at them as if they were looking at the poor little boy who was kidnapped by black-hearted demon dealers to mine black coal mines. They asked the camera specially: "Don't the Japanese people pay you wages?"

"No."

"What about employee benefits?"

"No."

"How many hours a day do you work?"

"24 hours."

"Uh..." 007, no salary, no social insurance and housing fund.

"Then what did he give you?"

"Surrender, or die." The Japanese monster imitated the tone of the onmyojis.

Jiang Guoyao: "..."

【Help!In what era are there still such monster dealers who squeeze labor, call 110 and report them! 】

[No wonder Mao Youjiang didn't want to go back when he came to Jiangguo, whoever returns is a big injustice! 】

Since the Japanese monsters had no money, Jiang Guogui had no choice but to lead them to find a way to make a fortune after asking the Panda Master for instructions.

For example, they took lantern ghosts to nearby villages and towns to perform fire-eating and guess lantern riddles, and they pulled crow tengu, Konoha tengu and other winged animals to squat beside the market and asked, "Dear, do you want to fly?"

There are also those who take Shantong to deliver food, those who sell popsicles with Yukino, and those who introduce Gyu to be a housekeeper... fully showing them the way of making money from Jiangguo monsters, reaching the level of "Master Panda, you must make friends from faraway monsters feel at home." the highest instruction.

The Japanese monsters couldn't beat them, and they didn't dare to do bad things under the eyes of the mountain gods. In the end, they found the joy of making money in this kind of team building.

Wonju asked more than a dozen cameras to follow them, and the Japanese audience from the beginning [Baga!How can you do such a shameful thing, it is really embarrassing to the Wa country! 】

Become [They seem to really like working part-time, look at how fast that mountain boy pedals the tricycle! 】【Gyu tried to clean the room and cleaned it very well. 】【Ah, there is also Zashiki Doji, who is indeed a monster in charge of wealth. He actually came up with the idea of ​​squatting in the corner and selling lucky guards! 】

Seeing the monsters master the skills of self-reliance, the attitude of the Japanese audience finally turned to worry.

[Damn it!Are these monsters obsessed with life in Shangjiang and refuse to return?Does our country currently have any laws restricting monsters from treason? 】

The answer is no.Bai Jinglin checked this a few days ago, and changed his nationality again in order to replace the cat.

——Not only the Wa country, there is no law against monsters in the whole world at present, that is to say, even if all the monsters stay in the Jiang country, the Wa country has no way to extradite them back to the country.

After understanding this fact, the Japanese: "..."

They changed their tone and changed the object of condemnation: "It's all the fault of the stingy Murata-kun. It's no big deal to pay the monster a little salary! It's all because of his stinginess that caused the terrible result now!"

[Murata-kun, please apologize! 】

Murata: "..."

When the sun goes down, it is the time of encountering demons in the legend of the Japanese country. At this time, the power of monsters reaches its peak, and they will run amok in the world-that is, in the legend, a hundred ghosts walk at night.

Yuanzhou stood in front of the mountain temple, and a night walk of ghosts was happening at his feet.

The monsters are the monsters collected by the Japanese people; the location is the place they designated. Although the time and scale are wrong, this night parade of hundreds of ghosts seems to be a preview of Mr. Xiaolin's plan a few days later.

I saw a group of grotesque ghosts lined up from a distance, and they rushed up to Daqing Mountain under the leadership of two lantern ghosts. Like a shadow, ferocious and terrifying.

The songs sung by the ghosts even blew away the red clouds in the sky, startled the birds in the sky, and even hid the camera head in a higher place, not daring to compete with the momentum of the singing.

"Arise, slaves suffering from hunger and cold, rise up, demons suffering from all over the world, your blood is already boiling, and you must fight for the truth!"

The sound spread far away, all the way to the dormitory where Mr. Xiaolin and others lived, making him grit his teeth and swallow his voice.

In the live broadcast room, seeing that the Japanese characters hadn't appeared for a long time, a Jiang countryman hesitantly issued a barrage——

[Could it be that... this is the light of the righteous way? 】

"Yes, that's right!" All of a sudden there were barrages.

What ghosts at night?From now on, this will be called the light of the righteous way!

Yuanzhou listened carefully to the generous and loud singing.

No one would have imagined that today's event - from the battle with the octopus monster, to the temptation of the Wa country monster to go shopping, and to taking the Wa country monster to work, all came from his arrangement.

——The Japanese people did not manage to abduct the "simple and cute" pandas, but they did not know how many of their own monsters they could take away when they left.

But what does this have to do with pandas?According to the Japanese, the defeated has no room to refuse the request of the victor.

Yuanzhou smiled and said lightly: "This prosperous world is as you wish."

……

"The old world is in ruins, slaves get up, don't say we have nothing, we want to be the masters of the Japanese country!"

Until the dead of night, the melody that made Mr. Xiaolin and his party headaches and heart-pounding, still rang around Daqingshan from time to time.

Gu Qingqu, who finally came back here, naturally heard it too. He smiled slightly, went to a row of rooms behind the mountain temple, and pushed open the door of a room.

"Ah!!" I saw Yuanzhou changed from a panda to a long-lost handsome boy, wearing only a long T-shirt, looking at the back of his buttocks in the mirror.

Somehow, nine round, fluffy panda tails grew there, swinging them in the night wind, feeling extremely cool.

Gu Qingqu immediately closed the door, but before he could evade, Yuanzhou had already discovered his existence.

He immediately rushed forward, hung round his eyes on Gu Qingqu's arm: "What's the matter with the nine-tailed fox?"

Gu Qingqu: "You come down first."

"I don't!" Yuanzhou came here 5000 years ago. Knowing how seductive the nine-tailed fox can be, he tugged hard and fell on the bed, with the hem of his clothes lifted to reveal his waist.

"There's nothing to ride a nine-tailed fox if it's skinny! I can also be white and beautiful, with a slender waist and long legs, and grow nine tails. You can ride me!"

Gu Qingqu: "..."

In his 28 years of life, he has never felt as complicated as he is now.

The author says:

Sour and: Say it quickly, thank you sour and lord!

Note: Quote from The Internationale.

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