Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 55

Did I make you move?

Qiongzhou No. [-] Middle School is a key experimental middle school in Qiongzhou Province.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and groups of students in blue and white school uniforms poured out of the school gate.

"Trust me, just add a little to your parents' soup and they will never beat you up."

"Zhao Dong, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

"Why am I lying to you? The shopkeeper said that the stock is not enough recently, and they are not going to sell it to strangers. We are close buddies, so I told you. If you don't want it, then don't follow. Let's go. .”

Hearing what he said, the boy who hooked up with Zhao Dong felt relieved: "Don't be angry, I'll just ask, so I will treat you to spicy noodles later."

"It's almost there."

Zhao Dong led him to turn twice, pushed open an iron gate, and walked into a winding alley next to the school. Li Siyuan had been studying in Qiongzhou No. [-] Middle School for so long, and he didn't even know there was a small alley here.

The road was a bit slippery, and there was a slight foul smell from the surrounding sewers. It looked like the back door of a small restaurant next to the school was used to pour swill.

Zhao Dong walked towards one of the thin and narrow wooden doors, and knocked five or six times, some long and some short.

A loud "meow, meow" came from the door, and Li Siyuan slandered, why does this cat bark like a dog?

At this moment, the door panel opened with a "squeak".The person who opened the door was a tall, thin old man with a red face, messy white hair, and ugly looks.

A bit like the Yuanmou man in the history textbook, Li Siyuan just had this idea in his mind, when he saw the old man gave him a look, his eyes were not vicious, but his heart skipped a beat, like a mouse being stared at by a cat.

Zhao Dong was similar, he didn't dare to take a breath, he lowered his head and said obediently: "Master Zhu, we are here to buy haha ​​fans."

"Come in." The old man said hoarsely.

A cat's head popped out of his chest, it was a beautiful tiger-spotted raccoon, sniffed at two junior high school students, and said friendly: "Meow!"

The old man moved away, Li Siyuan looked around and thought, this old man also has a cat, so he must have a good temper.

Maybe he is just a strange old man with an ugly appearance but a kind heart.

There is not much space in the yard, and a narrow aisle is almost impossible to stand on. On one side is the courtyard wall, and on the other side is a small dark and impenetrable room. It seems to be the back kitchen separated by a small shop, emitting Has an unpleasant fishy smell.

The old man asked them to wait in the yard. He walked into the small kitchen, said something, and then came out with a small bag of white powder the size of a thumb.

"One hundred." He said.

Nowadays, middle school students have a lot of pocket money, and 100 yuan is nothing. Li Siyuan took out a brand new [-]-yuan bill to pay the bill—Zhao Dong said that online payment is not accepted here.

This is even more strange, now even the grandmother who sells refreshment supplements at the school will hang two QR codes on the trolley.

In comparison, this old man named Master Zhu is like a zongzi dug out of an ancient tomb.

Master Zhu glanced at Li Siyuan again, he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

"Get the goods and leave quickly." Master Zhu inspected the banknotes against the light, and began to chase people away, not polite at all.

He led Li Siyuan and Zhao Dong to the small door, and suddenly the raccoon cat in his arms started barking wildly.

Li Siyuan never knew that a cat that was only the size of two palms of his could make such loud noises.

The raccoon cat's eyes were wide open, and it bared out a mouthful of white teeth. The pattern on its body glowed faintly, and it walked like a living thing. For a moment, Li Siyuan felt that this kitten had a majestic and majestic feeling.

Its shadow was projected onto the wall behind it, turning into a huge monster.

Master Zhu frowned, which made his already vicious face even uglier.

With lightning speed, he picked up two junior high school students one by one, and threw them against the wall, "Don't come anytime soon."

"what!"

Li Siyuan and Zhao Dong uttered a short exclamation, and opened their eyes, they were already standing on the street opposite the school—Master Zhu sent them out of the two walls with one palm, without any injuries.

The two looked at each other, as if they were in a dream.

Zhao Dongdao: "Let me just say that the old man who sells haha ​​fans looks like a retired boss, right?"

Li Siyuan nodded vigorously, thinking of "The Godfather" that the two of them watched without telling their parents.

Speaking of which, did the godfather Vito Corleone also have a cat?

……

Jue Vito Corleone had just sent two junior high school students away when suddenly there were loud footsteps outside the door.

The door was knocked, and the other party said: "Open the door, food hygiene spot check!"

Master Zhu opened the door slowly and saw that there were also urban management officers in blue uniforms from the small restaurants on the left and right, rushing to carry the swill poured into the sewer to the yard.

"Happy Hot Pot Fish, right?" The city manager glanced at the form and took out his work ID: "Do you have a health certificate? Let me see your business license."

Master Zhu didn't change his face, and said in a hoarse voice: "The hot pot fish is no longer made, it was just transferred to me last week, and I haven't had time to register with the urban management department."

The urban management frowned: "Can I go to the kitchen to have a look?"

Master Zhu stepped aside to open the door: "Please."

The urban management greeted the two young people who had been following behind them all the time, and asked as they walked, "Then don't do it here, what are you going to do in the future?"

"There are many children, let's open a small shop." Master Zhu said: "I have partitioned the house, doing business in the front, and transforming it into my own living place in the back. I am alone. There are pots and stoves here, and it is still lively at night. ,Good."

The urban management officer nodded again, walked into the kitchen and looked around.The room is only seven or eight square meters, not very light-transmitting, and the walls are blackened by oily smoke. There is a wire bed on one side of the wall, and a large stove on the other side. There is a large iron basin under the stove. There are three live fish swimming, and two other fish are placed on the chopping board. One has half of its body sliced ​​into fish fillets, and the other stares at the dead fish eyes, paralyzed on the chopping board, and moves its tail from time to time to show itself Not dead yet.

The urban management officer stepped forward, picked up the fish skeleton, took a look, and praised: "The knife skills are good."

Master Zhu said: "The owner of the hot pot fish gave it to me. He still has some fish left, so he can't take it away, so he gave it to me at a low price."

For the elderly, it is understandable that they are reluctant to waste and eat fish every day.

The urban management also picked up the other fish on the chopping board to have a look, then turned on the flashlight to take a look at the three fish in the basin, and found nothing abnormal, then asked Master Zhu to register with the urban management department as soon as possible. After that, he left.

With a "squeak", the door closed.

Behind the door, a voice suddenly came from the room: "They are not urban management."

Master Zhu: "Of course not."

"These nasty cops have come and searched us several times, but they can't find anything." The voice was a little smug.

"I think they know a little better. The policemen who came before didn't pay attention to fish."

"Sooner or later, but they will never find me." Minnow said: "Come on, pass me the pumice stone, and I will rub some feet. I have been busy moving for the past few weeks, and the stock is almost out of stock." .”

Master Zhu walked slowly towards the small black room, stroking the tabby cat's head with his hand, despite his comforting presence, the tabby cat still purred uncomfortably from its throat, and rubbed its paws on Master Zhu's clothes, looking Go up and jump out with a loud cry at any time.

Master Zhu said: "Tengu only defends against evil. The police are not evil. When I saw the police a few times ago, it was very affectionate."

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Minnow said, "Since it's not a policeman, of course it's..."

Before it could finish a sentence, something cold and hard was suddenly pressed against the temple of Master Zhu who had just stepped into the room. He said in a humane voice with a strange accent: "Close your eyes, raise your hands, and don't move!"

He used the Jiangguo dialect, while Master Zhu used the ancient lingua franca when talking to the minnow. From the perspective of the uninvited guest, it was this weird old man talking to himself facing the dark room.

Sure enough, as the informant said, he was a strange old man who was half crazy but not stupid.

The uninvited guest consciously dealt with such an old man half body buried in the ground, and he whispered in Master Zhu's ear with threats: "Put all the haha ​​powder in your room, and come with me."

"Don't think about resisting, otherwise..." The cold and sticky feeling wrapped around Master Zhu's arms and upper body, and he stretched out his hand to grab it, and it was a sticky intestine.

"Well..." The uninvited guest groaned, and he bit the side of Master Zhu's neck viciously: "Stop!"

"Hiss." The place where the teeth touched was as hard as steel, and his head was almost knocked off with all his teeth. He was secretly shocked - what is this thing?

At this moment, the door was knocked twice, and then it was pushed open from the outside with a "squeak——".

Master Zhu was so busy talking to minnows that he forgot to lock the door.

The city management officer who came here for a surprise inspection earlier stuck his head in and said, "Master, I'm sorry, I forgot something."

When he looked up, he saw Master Zhu and his head with a strange shape and an ambiguous posture on his shoulders.

City management: "Sorry to bother you."

Yuanzhou and Gu Qingqu saw this little policeman pretending to be an urban management officer, "Yu", retracted his head, and his ears were flushed red from the base of his neck to his neck.

"What's going on?" They both wondered.

"You, you can see for yourself." The little policeman touched his hot ears: "I didn't expect this old man to play very well."

Yuanzhou and Gu Qingqu: "..."

"That's not right." The small film policeman came to his senses belatedly: "We just went in and looked at it. There was only one person in it. When did there be another one?"

The other fake city managers with their ears sideways shivered when they heard the words, feeling a burst of coolness in this hot summer day.

In the courtyard, thanks to Master Zhu turning his back at a critical moment, he turned the supernatural incident into a scandal, but he knew he couldn't hide it.

A pincer-like hand grabbed the hair quickly and firmly, and the head with a Southeast Asian face and dark complexion found that it could not resist.

——Oops, I encountered a stubble.

He chanted a strange witch spell, and the long string of viscera hanging under his head automatically extended, wrapped around Master Zhu's body, and black spells emerged from it, trying to strangle him like a boa constrictor.

At this time, the tabby cat in Master Zhu's arms let out a majestic "meow"!

The internal organs covered by the witch curse shrank back as if encountering a natural enemy.

The Tengu was not used to this problem, so he swooped down, grabbed the intestines fiercely, and swallowed it in his stomach amidst the screams of the head.

It was too late to say, but it was fast at that time. This series of reactions only took about 3 seconds.

With a "squeak", the old door was pushed open for the third time.

Master Zhu took a deep breath and thought inappropriately, he should put some oil on the door hinges, and then install a video intercom for access control, so as not to be disturbed even if there is a fight.

When a fight is interrupted, it's like being out of breath and suddenly unable to get up. Even the tengu feels uncomfortable. It "meows" in displeasure. He also used his other hand to grab the intestines in his mouth from Tengu.

"Meow--"

The urban management officer just now might have felt embarrassed, but he didn’t come in this time. The two young people who came in came in behind him. Master Zhu didn’t look at them just now. Handsome, by human standards.

"Please come in." Master Zhu carried out the image of the strange old man.

The two young urban managers probably heard the gossip from their seniors, so they walked under the eaves and looked up at the head.

Master Zhu hit the back of his head severely, and he closed his eyes and remained motionless.

Master Zhu coughed lightly: "Are you scared just now? This is a silicone simulation human head I bought. I live alone and hang it at the door in the middle of the night to scare thieves."

It makes sense.

"What about this?" The city manager lowered his head.

"This is the pig's large intestine I bought recently. It's ready to be stuffed with sausages, and it's also hanging under the eaves." Master Zhu kicked the tabby cat lightly with his heel, and said, "Bad cat."

"It just went to the house and pulled these two things off the eaves."

The Tengu chewed the blood sausage, meowed indifferently, and took the blame.

"Oh, that's how it is." The two urban managers didn't know if they believed it or not. They glanced at the head with their eyes closed, and stretched out their hands to touch it.

Master Zhu turned sideways indiscriminately, blocked the movement of the two of them with his tall and thin shoulders, and said, "What's the matter with you?"

"Oh," the urban management forgot about the head, and said as they walked into the house: "I just remembered, your firefighters here..."

Behind the two of them, Master Zhu's eyes glowed strangely red, and he clasped his palms together, about to raise his arms and hit the city manager on the back of the head.

Suddenly, the head under the eaves opened its eyes, and saw him laugh strangely, a new set of intestines grew out of the severed neck, and a pistol was wrapped in the intestines, aimed at the two men. The head of the city manager.

"go to hell!"

"boom!"

The bloody internal organs exuded an indescribable smell in Xia Tian, ​​just before the bullet hit the head, the slightly taller city manager on the right raised his hand.

The smug smile froze on his face, the smile on the corners of his head and mouth fell down like a marionette, and his teeth made a "clack" sound. This was the fear he hadn't shown when he was bitten by a tengu before.

"Crack." The pistol fell to the ground, and the bullet that flew out of the chamber was split in two, and then a bit of coldness passed through the bullet, reflected in the eyes of the head.

I saw that pair of intestines were entangled by countless silk strings flowing with starlight. The silver strings were as thin as a gossamer, but as sharp as a knife. With a slight tremor, the Ling Chi-like pain was transmitted from every nerve to my brain.

The head opened its mouth wide and let out a scream that didn't sound like a human voice, wishing to die immediately.

The city manager on the left turned his head curiously and asked, "Is this the evil thing we felt outside? What kind of thing is he? A water monster?"

The head felt that he had been insulted, but he was terrified of the previous torture, so he remained silent.

Gu Qingqu replied gently: "This is a witchcraft that is prevalent in Southeast Asia, and it is called flying head man."

"I think the water monster is more appropriate."

Master Zhu felt the terrifying spiritual power on the star string. He shook his body, turned his head and ran towards the courtyard wall, grabbed the edge of the wall with his long fingers, and a layer of white hair appeared on the back of his hand. More like apes than humans.

Fei Touman planted such a big hole in him, his eyes were full of hatred, and he channeled to Gu Qing: "He is going to run away, don't you care?"

Gu Qingqu didn't even raise his head, and continued to whisper to the silly and naive young man beside him.

Fei Touman scolded in his heart that masculinity is misleading, but Master Zhu was overjoyed.

Just when he had climbed out of the wall and saw the blue sky outside the courtyard wall, the young man who was considered "stupid and naive" by Fei Touman suddenly turned cold, slapped the wall with his hand, and said, "Stop, I'll let you go Is it gone?"

The entire courtyard was shrouded in the power of a monster thousands of times thicker than before. Master Zhu fell off the wall with a "plop", unable to support the weight of his body on his knees, tried to tremble twice, and knelt down on the ground, flying his head wildly. It was even more unbearable, shaking like chaff, and from time to time, messy parts fell to the ground in the cavity, attracting many flies.

One person and one demon are so regretful that their intestines are green——I saw that this young man is more terrifying than the previous one. He has marked this place as his territory, and all the creatures in the territory are his prey.

Yuanzhou took off the hat on his head, fanned the wind, and said, "The monster in the water."

"To!"

"Don't eat you for now, take back the following string, and arrange for me a look that can meet guests within 10 seconds."

"As for you..." Yuanzhou glanced at Master Zhu, then at the Tengu who was trying to offer his intestines to himself, and snorted through his nose: "You still have some brains, and you haven't done anything bad that can't be dealt with." ,Wait, then."

In view of the fact that Fei Touman was there, he didn't call out Master Zhu's identity, but asked him to behave and go back with him to register.

"A ferocious beast with talent like you can't roam around outside. It's because you're smart that nothing happened in the past few months. You change places every one or two weeks, and you bring a tengu by your side to ward off evil spirits, but you can't prevent it for a while. , Like today, wouldn't someone come to your door?"

Yuanzhou said, counting to ten seconds, and said to the people outside: "Come in."

A few police officers disguised as urban management filed in, looked around curiously, and saw a person in a bed sheet...well, a ghost, and the Zhu Ye that my colleagues mentioned earlier.

"Look! It's a ghost! He has no feet!"

How fresh is it?Fei Touman rolled his eyes.

He was wearing a bed sheet, with only one head exposed, and flew close to the ground at a height of about 1.8 meters. This kind of Halloween Cosplay dress is hard to arouse awe of ghosts.Realizing his mistake, he flew a little lower again, and now even the last little flaw disappeared.

Yuanzhou signaled the police to put him aside first, "Don't forget what we are here for."

——Sweeping drugs and illegal activities, purifying the food safety environment.

"But..." The policeman who had entered the house before whispered: "You were there before, and I saw it with my own eyes. I turned the whole house over and found no other fish."

The film police had participated in several anti-drug operations before, but they were disappointed.After he heard that the drug trafficker was not a human but a fish, he recalled the situation at that time even in his dreams, and finally realized it.

Although the places where they received the tips to search were different, but if I remember correctly, they all saw fish in the room those few times!

Even the police could imagine that when the cunning criminals heard the footsteps of the police, they immediately lay down on the chopping board, turned their stomachs out, and laughed at their disgusting appearance of returning without success.

This time he will definitely not let the fish go!

"So I specially brought mustard powder, an electric shocker, and a sewing needle, and greeted several fish one by one while the owner was not paying attention. It turned out that they were all ordinary fish, and there was nothing unusual about them."

Yuanzhou: "..." Being an ordinary policeman wronged you.

"Is it really here?" The policeman didn't believe it.

"It's here." Yuanzhou kept walking, "Your idea is right, you just don't understand minnows."

As he said that, Yuanzhou walked to the wire bed that had been inspected by the police and confirmed that there was nothing unusual: "Did you come out by yourself, or will I arrest you?"

The wire bed was motionless.

The policemen looked at each other—who was the leader talking to?

did you see the fishThey make eye contact.

--No.

--I do not have either.

Although I really don't want to believe that the leader made a mistake, but there are really no fish here!There is not even a thing that can be associated with fish!

The simple wire bed only had a towel, a pillow, and a red feather duster.

and many more.

After asking twice, Yuanzhou finally ran out of patience. He grabbed the feather duster and picked it up from the bed, "Did you hear me talking to you?"

—Is this a minnow? !

Is the world crazy, or am I crazy?

When the police were suspicious of their lives, Yuanzhou simply and rudely sent out an electric current, which penetrated the feather duster.

The red feathers exploded one by one, and six short legs exploded from the fluffy duster, and a pumice stone was pinched on one of the legs.

The white skin of the feet rustled down, exuding the unique fishy smell of haha ​​powder.

The chicken feathers flew around, and the minnow yelled: "Don't pull it out! Don't pull it out! I plead guilty! I surrender myself!"

late.

Half a minute later, the policemen looked at a long, thin fish with six short legs and three tails, which was naked and smelled like fish: "..."

Who the hell would have thought of this!

Minnow whimpered, looked at the red feathers that were no different from chicken feathers, and accused: "I have pleaded guilty and even took off my coat. Am I shameless? How can I see demons in the future? I want to complain to you!"

Yuanzhou pinched his nose, and pulled out a fish scale with the sound of "Aow", "Didn't I leave you a pair of underpants?"

What kind of feather coat does a fish wear?Hypocritical!

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