Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 56 Gumantong

Staff Culture in Daqingshan Industrial Park

Under the bright lights of the interrogation room.

"Minyu, male, 470 years old, fish in Donghai County, Qiongzhou Province, lives in No. 7-48 Facade Room, Food Street, Qiongzhou No. [-] Middle School, dressed in red feathers, three-tailed, six-legged, and four-eyed. The meat is delicious and has a strong spleen It has the effect of appetizing and pleasing the body and mind."

"At 6:25 on June 19, he was arrested by the relevant department for selling Sanwu food that did not comply with the national health and safety regulations."

"Minot, can you plead guilty?"

"What?" A straight salted fish was handcuffed in front of the interrogation table. It stretched out its short legs and scratched the two remaining chicken feathers on its belly. The pale fish eyes were full of surprise: "It's just a sale." San Wu Food? Isn’t it drug trafficking?”

Everyone in the interrogation room except Yuanzhou: "..." Do you still know that you are dealing drugs? !

"I plead guilty, I plead guilty!" Minnow didn't seem to notice everyone's entanglement at all, stretched out his legs and said proudly: "Do you want to sign and draw a deposit? Where do you sign? I will press the paw print now!"

The people present did not expect things to go so smoothly. A policeman held his nose and asked him to press the arrest document, and then said: "Minyu, according to the current "Regulations on the Trial Management of Crimes in the Practice Circle", you will not be arrested. You are arranged to serve your sentence in an ordinary prison, and your file relationship will be transferred to the Daqingshan Shemale Harmony Industrial Park from now on, do you understand the above facts?"

"Oh," the minnow nodded: "Isn't it just a prison? Anywhere!"

It seems that the crime it committed was relatively minor, so it was arranged to go to the industrial park for vacation, instead of going to a dark prison, the minnow was happy.

"So today's interrogation is over, what else do you have to say?"

Minyu looked at the eight characters "Leniency for Confession, Strictness for Resistance" on the wall, and suddenly shouted in shock: "Comrade police, I want to report!"

"Huh?" The policeman, who was about to leave the interrogation room, pressed his buttocks back: "Who do you want to report?"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the minnow turned over, its fish eyes were like four fountains, and tears of regret poured out: "Comrade police, in fact, selling drugs... cough cough, selling Sanwu food is not my original intention, I am also a victim!"

"Oh?"

"Just two or three months ago, I was sleeping soundly under the East China Sea. Suddenly, a group of extremely arrogant people brought tools to demolish my home, dug me out of the seal, and kidnapped me to participate in the What kind of exchange, exchange meeting, what does this have to do with me? I'm just a salted fish waiting to die!"

"After I sternly rejected this group of criminals, they abused me, insulted me, and threatened to blow me up for tempura. Can this be tolerated? Of course not! So on a dark and stormy night, I Feed them some foot-washing water, and while they were having sweet dreams, ran away with Lao Zhu and Tengu."

Next omit [-] characters, how insidious and cunning the enemy is, and how relentless the pursuit is, and how witty and brave the minnow is, how it saved the day from danger. After a series of wits and bravery, it finally got rid of the pursuit of criminals , with an old man (Lao Zhu) and a small man (Tengu) lived in seclusion in the food street, lived the peaceful life he dreamed of, and buried all the thrilling things deeply in his heart.

The minnow concluded impassionedly: "I! I am a fish from Jiangguo! I am a fish from Jiangguo in braised sauce, spicy fish, sauerkraut fish and hot pot fish! What tempura! It's not good at all! It's a blasphemy against fish!"

The comrades in the police twitched their Adam's apples. Although they knew that they should not agree with the criminals, they refused to obey their orders and nodded their heads a few times.

The minnow stretched out its short legs to wipe away the tears, peeked at the expressions of the crowd through the cracks in its claws, and felt confident.

It sobbed and said: "Yes, I know it's wrong to sell Sanwu food, but I have seniors, juniors, and threats from criminals, so I can't find another job. I worked hard to sell things, and I didn't Extortion and extortion, secondly, there is no skyrocketing price, a pack of haha ​​powder is only 100 yuan, which is just enough to make ends meet in the big city of Qiongzhou. Comrade police, for the sake of my patriotism and dedication, can I have a reduced sentence? I have to go out sooner Prison to support the family!"

The policemen followed the previous action and nodded again...and so on.

commutation?

Director Panda's sneer woke them up.

Yuanzhou tapped on the table with his fingers, and turned to tell the interrogating policeman: "Have you recorded it? Just record it. Take it to Lao Zhu, and say that it was rescued from the Japanese by giving the minnow a princess hug." , and was peeled and eaten raw one day later.”

"There is no way to repay the kindness of saving lives. Lock the two of them in the same cell at night, let him thank the minnow for saving, life, grace, fish."

Minnow: "..."

"Don't!" Seeing that Yuanzhou was really going to look for Lao Zhu, it "clicked" and knelt down to Yuanzhou with six legs: "Who doesn't beautify these days? Let me tell the truth, can't I tell the truth?" ?”

Yuanzhou raised his chin and leaned back in the chair: "Speak."

"Uh..." Ten minutes later, the minnow slumped on the interrogation table, his short legs twitched, and he said with tears, "No more, really no more, everything I know has been recruited!"

Yuanzhou looked down at it, and saw a drained salted fish staring blankly at the ceiling, as if it really couldn't squeeze out a drop.

He reluctantly said: "Okay."

"Squeak—" The policemen stood up one after another, picked up their notebooks and walked out of the room, with harvested smiles on their faces.

The minnow choked speechlessly: "I know the tears of fishes, but who knows my tears?"

Yuanzhou stopped.

Minnow: "..." What's wrong? !

I just heard him say: "You don't seem to understand the employee culture of our Daqingshan Industrial Park?"

Minnow: "?"

"It's okay." Yuanzhou waved, and the chef from the police station walked in.

Yuan Zhou said: "For newcomers, don't make it too complicated, cut off one of its tails and stew it in fish soup, and then make two roasted chicken feet."

Chef: "Understood."

It wasn't until the shining knife light came oncoming that the minnow realized belatedly that things like being in prison are not the same everywhere, and Daqingshan Industrial Park is more terrifying than the most terrifying black prison.

"Let go of me! I'm a drug dealer! I'm willing to go to a prison for serious criminals! Help!!"

Until Yuanzhou entered Lao Zhu's cell, he could still hear the earth-shattering screams of minnows.

"Squeak-"

Master Zhu raised his eyes: "The door hinges of your interrogation room need to be oiled."

The police did not expect him to pay attention to this: "Go back and go."

Master Zhu nodded, and said matter-of-factly: "Tengu is not around, you'd better stay away from me."

The policemen glanced at Yuanzhou, Yuanzhou waved his hand and said, "It's okay, they have me here."

"That's right." Master Zhu lowered his head and didn't say much, looking like a taciturn old man.

Yuanzhou sat on the interrogation chair: "The minnow told me everything."

Master Zhu was not surprised: "That salted fish has always been greedy for life and afraid of death."

Yuanzhou said: "It promised to go to Daqingshan to serve its sentence, so I want to ask, Zhu Yan, are you willing to cooperate with us?"

Hearing his call to break the real body, Zhu Yan raised his head, his red eyes were exposed under his messy white hair: "Since you know my identity, you are not afraid that I will cause trouble?"

Seeing its ferocious eyes, people around are more vigilant.

Yuanzhou waved his hand: "I checked your records during this time in Qiongzhou City. You have kept yourself safe, at least you have not done anything to ordinary humans. I appreciate you very much."

"You were not dug out by the Japanese people. They haven't been able to alarm a big monster like you. If my guess is correct, you should have been suppressed at the foot of the cliff in Qiongzhou, right?"

Zhu Yan nodded.

"Oh... Qiongqi wanted to dig minnows, but happened to meet you, so he changed his mind. What conditions does it promise you, so that you can do things for it?"

"Uh..." Yuanzhou thought for a while: "A tengu is stuffed for you, and then the minnows will help you?"

Few people know that Qiongqi has a pet named Tiangou, who is one of the four evils, but he has always felt ashamed to have such a distant relative who can only meow.

But no matter how shameful they were, their relatives could not be spoiled by the Japanese, so they gave them to Zhu Yan and used them as waste.

Full marks for logic!

Zhu Yan had nothing to hide for Qiongqi, so he nodded indifferently: "You guessed it right."

"It can calculate - the place where you appear always attracts wars, and the tengu is a beast that devours evil, which can foretell evil, plus a minnow that eats too much and makes people forget their worries..."

Yuanzhou now wants to tie Qiongqi back to be the ecological planning director of Daqingshan, to see how well it arranges——

Zhu Yan was in charge of security. Under normal conditions, the Tengu could devour the evil energy in it, so as not to cause street fights.

If a fight really broke out, the minnow would spray it with a mouthful of bath water, and those disturbed by Zhu Yan would forget all hatred in an instant, and only feel happy like a fairy.

And it's even easier when it comes to danger. As long as Zhu Yan fully mobilizes his talents, the enemy will fight first.

Whether the opponent has 10, 100, or 1000 people, the result is the same.

Perfect!Together, these three are simply the best drug gang!

"How much money did you make?" Yuanzhou asked.

Zhu Yan showed two fingers.

"Twenty thousand?"

Shaking his head.

"20?"

Shake your head again.

"200?"

"Uh..." Yuanzhou didn't want to guess any more, so he asked a big one: "[-] million?"

"400 million." Zhu Yan said.

Yuanzhou: "..." It's only been two months...

Oh shit!He couldn't help imitating his sour tone, selling white powder was actually more profitable than opening a canteen!

Maybe it was the sour smell on his body that infected Zhu Yan, the big demon with a big horse and golden knife raised his eyelids as soon as he entered the door, and paid attention to the pandas: "At first, there were not so many, after all, the market is not easy to find, but this is not the last one. Did the two big countries across the ocean pass a drug legal bill in January?"

From then on, they didn't have to worry about any buyers for their goods. As long as they went to the high seas to find a freighter, they would continuously send them to the lighthouse country opposite, bringing them the flames of freedom and democracy.

In Qiongqi's words: "This is a gift!"

This is the real source of income for drug gangs. Selling haha ​​fans to primary school students and roasting pork with bamboo shoots to help them escape their parents are all bait thrown out when they didn’t sell well at the beginning. They are still being sold now, purely for charity.

Yuanzhou: "..." There is nothing to say.

Even according to the laws of the Jiang country, the behavior of the three of them is not illegal. The minnow is the least courageous. It has carefully studied the laws of the Jiang country before doing this.The feet are all shortened!

This move not only effectively evades the law, but also prevents peers from being blackmailed, and saves transportation and luggage fees, which can be said to serve multiple purposes.

Zhu Yan sullenly said, "It's just that it has a lot of troubles. If I didn't take a cat and a salted fish with me every time I took a cruise, my identity would never have been revealed! I think it's the one who brought in the hot-eyed wizard today!"

Yuanzhou: "..." This... is unnecessary, I think it is pure cowardice.

"In short, you are now being targeted by other drug gangs. I think it is most likely because of the line across the ocean."

The beacon of freedom is a piece of fat, and everyone wants to take a bite. Zhu Yan's goods are high-quality and cheap and have no side effects, which means that other drug lords will have a lot less windfall. Of course, they will regard them as thorns in the side.

"So," Yuanzhou brought up the old story again: "Do you want to cooperate with me and make a big deal? I think you have held it in long enough?"

Zhu Yan also returned to the previous topic: "Aren't you afraid that my nature will be exposed and cause some trouble?"

Yuanzhou didn't say "I believe in you" nonsense, he said: "The last one who said such a thing was Qiongqi, and now it is pretending to be a goddess in the country of Japan."

Yuanzhou walked up to Gu Qingqu, stood shoulder to shoulder with him, and said indifferently: "There is no monster in front of us that can be called a "chaos". "

Panda and Mountain God are watching you!

Zhu Yan took a deep look at him: "Okay, I promise you."

"So can you give me back the Tengu?"

Yuanzhou coughed lightly, and let go of the "cat quality" in his hand. After the tengu was free, it didn't rush to Zhu Yan immediately, but still surrounded Yuanzhou's legs, meowing, and it rubbed against Yuanzhou for a while. , rubbing against Gu Qingqu for a while, with a look of joy on his face.

Zhu Yan's expression became even more ferocious.If it hadn't been defeated by the panda, it would have regretted it immediately!

……

Late at night.

Zhu Yan was sitting on the bed in the cell, separated by a wall, Yuanzhou had just finished his interrogation in Fei Touman's cell, and led the policemen out.

"Hurry up, there is fish soup in the cafeteria today."

A policeman pointed to the cell and said in a low voice, "Then him?"

Gu Qing channel: "Don't worry about him, this kind of flying head drop is a secret technique practiced by Southeast Asian head drop masters. The one in it is not good at learning, and the internal organs are still hanging on the body. If a half-assed person like him can't return to his body before sunrise , it will turn into a puddle of blood."

"That's it..." The main person in charge of the police station beckoned, signaling his subordinates to lock the doors and windows, lest the residents see a head flying in the sky in the middle of the night, which is scary.

He definitely wasn't trying to eliminate the drug dealer inside!

"This kind of sorcery is very environmentally friendly." Yuanzhou thought for a while, and said: "I suggest that people or demons who want to come to Jiang country to make troubles in the future should practice this kind of secret technique, so as not to be beaten to death. Taxpayers in Jiang country reimburse the money for collecting corpses—how about we take it as a compulsory subject for entering the Daqingshan Reserve?"

The corners of the mouths of Zhu Yan in the cell and the head-down master who claimed to be Amangu both twitched.

The corner of Gu Qingqu's mouth twitched——

If Yuanzhou's vision is followed, the night will be deep and the forest will be heavy in the Daqing Mountains in the future. In the forests, there will be people's heads floating all over.

This picture is too beautiful to dare to look at.

"I'm just kidding." Yuanzhou successfully teased Gu Qingqu again, admiring Gu Qingqu's more attractive and delicious face because of being frightened, his Adam's apple moved, and said: "Let's go to the cafeteria quickly, I will Can't wait!"

After they left, the corridor fell into silence, and even the voice-activated lights were turned off.

In the pitch darkness, Zhu Yan only heard a "crack", and moved his ears, and found the sound of iron railings shaking from the cell next door.

The cell at the police station has triple locks—one iron door, one anti-theft door, and an extra layer of anti-theft glass on the window. With Amangu's ability, it is obvious that he cannot escape.

With a cry of pain, he tore out his heart from his cavity and swallowed it whole.The teeth opened and closed, making a creepy chewing sound.

The lights in the cell were always on, and the shadows projected on the wall gradually changed, and the stomach pouch began to expand, contracting as if it contained a heart.

After this went on for a few minutes, Amangu let out a roar, his stomach suddenly swelled, and two overlapping shadows appeared on the back wall, one big and one small.

The big one is naturally Amangu, while the small one...

"Gumantong."

With the sound of calling, a baby with a blue body and an umbilical cord attached to his belly lay on top of his head.Its facial features have not yet fully developed, and its deformed facial features are not human, like a wild cat frozen to death in winter.

Gumantong let out a giggle, sharp fangs protruded from the collapsed mouth, bit off Amangu's ear, and chewed it crunchingly, as if tasting something delicious.

Aman Gu hastily wrapped the tip of the bleeding ear, knowing that this Gumantong was refined from the fetus in the belly of a pregnant woman he smoked the night before, so it must not be as obedient as before.

He waited for Gumantong to eat and drink enough, and then recited a long mantra. A line of black runes gradually appeared on Gumantong's neck, which strangled its small neck like a rein, and the baby let out a sharp cry. The limbs kept thrashing.

Amangu waited for its cheeks to turn blue, and after learning enough of the lesson, he let go of his head lowering technique, and said in a low voice: "You go to... the cafeteria... put these... in the soup, and then..."

He pulled a bunch of hair, and after applying the head drop, they turned into a bunch of twisted and tangled bugs, which looked particularly creepy.

Gumantong nodded in fear and wrapped his hair around his arms. Strange to say, those long worms became transparent after they left Amangu's hands, completely invisible to the naked eye.

Gumantong's facial features were bleeding, it pressed itself into a thin piece, and passed through the crack of the door.

Zhu Yan, who was next door, closed his eyes, and felt a cloud of Yin Qi passing by the door in the sea of ​​consciousness. The Yin Qi recognized the direction and quickly headed towards the cafeteria of the police station.

……

In a villa far away in Qiongzhou Province, a man dressed as a middle-aged businessman walked back and forth in the living room, "Master Amanshan, why hasn't Amangu come back?"

The man has a lot of complaints about this apprentice of Master Amanshan. A few days ago, he flew out in the form of a flying head barbarian to hunt for food. As a result, he killed a pregnant woman and sucked her whole body blood and the fetus in her stomach. In order to deal with the police In the follow-up investigation, the middle-aged man paid a lot of money to settle the matter.

If he hadn't wanted to track down the source of haha ​​fans, he would have invited the mentor and apprentice sent by the Southeast Asian partner out of the villa, and lived wherever he liked.

Amanshan is a middle-aged Azan in his fifties (a person with a higher status among the head-down masters), he raised his eyelids and said: "Don't worry, Amangu is the best head-down master among the younger generation, and he is also the most outstanding head-down master among the younger generation. The only person out there who has practiced flying head man, if the clues you provide are correct, he will be able to find the other party smoothly."

"But……"

At this moment, the windows of the villa were knocked several times.

The weather in Qiongzhou was changeable, it was still cloudless in the afternoon, and at night it began to rain heavily, with bursts of thunder and lightning flashing across the night sky. The middle-aged man shivered inexplicably when he heard the sound of knocking on the window.

He turned his head to the window, saw a blue and white grimace, yelled "ah", and leaned back.

Amanshan said mockingly: "Mr. Song, why is he so courageous? It's just a Gumantong. Didn't you ask me to raise one for you to make money?"

"Uh……"

"Mr. Song has made a lot of money from the drug trade in the south of Jiangguo. Let alone one, even ten or eight can afford it. Our boss has kept his promise for many years and only takes money from Mr. Song. Even if it is for our business to continue for a long time, Mr. Song should make this matter beautiful."

"Not only our boss, but several "wholesalers" in the Wa state have noticed the haha ​​fans. If it weren't for the arrival of a big shot recently, they might have brought their thugs to Jiang State. "

"Everyone is working hard to earn some money. It is good to make money in harmony. If anyone blocks our way of making money, he will be the enemy of the whole Wa state. The people of the Wa state want his life... What do you think, Mr. Song?" Aman Shan Yu was ruthless, and he turned his head, just when a flash of lightning was reflected on his side face, his ginger eyes contracted like a beast.

Azan in black, dressed as a monk, looked more like a ghost than a Buddha under the heavy rain.

Seeing that Mr. Song was hesitant to speak, he knocked on his Oman Mountain to open the window.

Drenched all over, Gumantong came in through the window like a water ghost, and said a few words in Amanshan's ear.

Amanshan's face was pale, and he crushed the little ghost's head, he said: "Something happened, Amangu was arrested!"

Mr. Song asked anxiously, "What? Which police station?"

Amanshan took out a handful of gold-cast Buddha statues from the front of the monk's clothes, and after performing the head-down technique, a dozen Gumantongs of various sizes emerged from it. Believe in the kid, and let his head return to its original shape like an inflated ball.

It pointed out the window, signaling the two to follow it.

On the contrary, Amanshan calmed down a little: "It's okay, there are still six or seven hours before dawn. Amangu said that he kidnapped many policemen with the technique of lowering his head. Maybe we can get a blessing in disguise and force the police station to hand over the culprit who sold haha ​​fans. come out."

"This Gumantong can't explain too complicated things. Let's talk about the detailed process after we pick up Amangu."

When the moon was dark and the wind was high, Mr. Song went with him to Amangu's room and hid his body with his head and internal organs sitting on the bed in the car. The car shone two long headlights and drove towards the police station.

Mr. Song held the steering wheel with his hands, and the cold discomfort on Amangu's skin, like snakes and insects crawling, still remained on his arms.

He shook his head, thinking distractedly: What exactly did Amangu use to lower his head on the police?Can their trip really get what they want?

The author says:

Question: Where did Zhu Yan and Minnow make the [-] million they earned from selling haha ​​fans?

(I see if there is any cutie who can guess it)

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!